Book One : "No Dreams For Tenchi"

• Prologue : "No Need For Nightmares"
  In which a little Princess's bad dreams keep a King and Queen awake debating the value of extracurricular education. 11KB -2/12/2002

• Chapter 1 : "No Need For Spring Break"
  In which Tenchi Masaki prepares to welcome his American college roommate for a three-day visit but does not take into account the ever-helpful Professor Washuu. 103KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 2 : "No Need For Watermelon"
  In which domestic difficulties prompt a quick luncheon trip and Detective First Class Kiyone Makibi learns that Americans are idiots and big stiffs, but are also awfully easy to talk to. 96KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 3 : "No Need For Puppy Dogs"
  In which Tris Coffin experiences deja vu all over again, Mihoshi Kuramitsu gets a new cuddly friend, and Kiyone discovers that there is no such thing as "just a kiss." 66KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 4 : "No Need For A Wake-Up Call"
  In which female angst leads to lots of ice cream, Washuu experiments with a new device for sleep therapy, and Tenchi almost gets eaten by a video game...but only in his dreams. 90KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 5 : "No Need For Dracula"
  In which Kiyone and Mihoshi introduce short-shorts to the local fashion scene, the gang are exposed to classic American horror film icons, and Tris practices his gridiron skills on Nobuyuki. 87KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 6 : "No Need For Mean Mihoshi"
  In which a harmless breakfast discussion leads to a whole new attitude for Mihoshi, one which causes consternation for Kiyone and obliges Ryoko to dip into her stash. 84KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 7 : "No Need For Hospitality"
  In which Kiyone's and Mihoshi's big arrest turns into a big babysitting job and Tenchi and Tris are required to enjoy the great outdoors without benefit of sweet potatoes cooked Indian style. 94KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 8 : "No Need For A Rescue"
  In which two teenaged geeks from outer space get a notion to visit Earth, discover the Internet, attempt a daring rescue, and find out that space pirates and Juraian princesses should not be trifled with. 91KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 9 : "No Need For Salesmanship"
  In which the women host a food and beverage sale to raise money for swimsuits, learn the value of a little ballyhoo, and Ryoko adds something extra to Sasami's tea, much to Ayeka's chagrin. 98KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 10 : "No Need For Shopping"
  In which the women go shopping for swimsuits and generally find more than they bargained for while their chauffeur samples the local manga and ends up introducing Sasami and Mihoshi to the seamier side of the sailor scouts. 99KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 11 : "No Need For Sand Castles"
  In which the gang goes to a famous beach, Tris encounters full contact volleyball, Sasami and Mihoshi build a sand castle, and Ryoko, Ayeka, and Kiyone collect whistles and a little unwanted attention. 80KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 12 : "No Need For Assumptions"
  In which Chief Bodai grills Mitsuki and gets nowhere, Ayeka proves disconcertingly resistant to questions about her bad dreams, and someone does mischief in the women's bedroom--and no one thinks it's funny. 105KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 13 : "No Need For A Job"
  In which the breadwinner is handed his pink slip, an investigation reveals that a certain alien professor may be a threat, and Ryoko is caught listening at doors. 103KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 14 : "No Need For A Stowaway"
  In which Kiyone and Mihoshi depart for Galaxy Police Headquarters with an unauthorized passenger, Nobuyuki gets some moral support, and Sasami shows Ryoko and Ayeka how to treat Tenchi right. 107KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 15 : "No Need For A Loan"
  In which Washuu and Ryoko burn a few corporate butts, Tris discovers you can find Kansas anywhere, and Nobuyuki learns that his credit is A-1 at the Bank of Jurai, Ayeka branch. 107KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 16 : "No Need For a Suspect"
  In which Mihoshi deals with the landlady, Tenchi convinces Ayeka that she needs to lighten up a little bit, and the big investigation into the big threat becomes a big dud. 108KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 17 : "No Need For Clues"
  In which Mihoshi tries to help Kiyone and nearly loses her badge, Tris interviews Mihoshi's stuffed toy, and a nice homecoming party turns rather sour. 110KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 18 : "No Need For A Seven-Percent Solution"
  In which Sherlock Holmes lends a hand, Kiyone is informed that her thighs are too fat, and the truth begins to come out about the threat the gang faces...and it is very, very ugly, indeed. 101KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 19 : "No Need For An Alibi"
  In which Kiyone realizes her true feelings, Ryoko wants her ice cream now, by God, and Chief Bodai receives some wonderful news--but not about Kiyone and Mihoshi's wobbly careers. 104KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 20 : "No Need For Pizza Pie"
  In which Tris achieves a goal and nearly loses a lung, everyone tries to alibi everyone else, Washuu comes up with a great new invention that doesn't pass muster with Ayeka's fashion sense, and Mitsuki gets dumped, but good. 96KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 21 : "No Need For Help"
  In which the lurking enemy attacks, no one is prepared, Kiyone gets airborne without benefit of the Yogami, Ayeka becomes a big battery, and both Ryo-Ohki and Lord Yosho are badly wounded--and that's the good news. 103KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 22 : "No Need For A Miracle"
  Actually, there is a big need for a miracle as Ryoko is lost in the grip of a monster, Yogami makes an unscheduled (and hard) landing, and Tenchi finds Washuu's newest invention rather more harrowing than the enemy itself. 120KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 23 : "No Need For Kudos"
  In which the Masaki grounds resemble downtown Beirut, Tris receives one conk on the head too many, and Kiyone and Mihoshi are recalled to Galaxy Police Headquarters to learn the fate of their careers. 104KB -2/12/2002
• Chapter 24 : "No Need To Say Good-bye"
  In which Tris appears to be abandoned by the gang, Ryoko finds out whom her real friend is (hint: it's not Nagi), and Kiyone and Mihoshi surprise everyone...and Tris receives the greatest surprise of all. 120KB -2/12/2002
• Epilogue : "No Need For A Final Word"
  In which we meet up with King Asuza and Queen Misaki again and learn that while Ayeka proposes, the King disposes...and His Royal Highness might end up disposing of more than one annoying person. 19KB -2/12/2002

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