From: PMasters@webtv.net (Robert Hadley) Date: Tue, 20 May 1997 13:31:08 -0400 To: washu@cohprog.com Subject: [Washu ML] Washu's hair! Her cap goes into another dimention. I like that. However, it got me to thinking of where the cap leads. Or if it just goes to one place... "Washu: Interdimentional Trouble Maker" Washu bent back on her cusion as she placed the small cap over her hair, which seemed to vanish into nothing. She sighed as she felt the weight leave her head. *I am such an incredible genious to make something so practical!* She thought, *I wonder where my hair actually goes? Hmm, maybe someday I'll find out...* -------------------- (These lines mark a change of dimentions) "Ranma!!!" The bellow flowed through the house like a banshee's cry, shaking the windows as it saught out it's victim. The owner of the name that was riding the harbinger of death, shook as his ears registered the scream. *What did I do now?* He thought, then *I hope she doesn't use the mallet this time.* He still had a painfull lump from the last unwaranted attack. Akane came into view as Ranma was looking for a way to escape. He took in her dangerous gaze and decided a little diplomacy was in order. "What'd I do this time?!" Akane didn't change her facial expression at all, but just held something up. In her fingers was a red hair at least one and a half meters long! "What's that supposed to mean!!?" Ranma cried, willing himself to be elsewhere. Unfortunately, this got him nowhere. Akane turned an interesting shade of red herself. "I found this on your shirt in the laundry!" (Note: For those who don't know, in the manga Ranma's hair is always black regardless of sex) Ranma saw his life flash before his eyes. *I've go to kill my father!* Was his first thought, then the current situation brought him back to the present. "I don't know how it got there!!" He tried, though he knew this would not work. Akane's hand was allready reaching back. Her hand breached the dimentional barrier with practiced precision. Her hand closed around the first mallet it came in contact with. Ranma closed his eye's and hailed greetings to the God of Unconsciousness in the traditional Takahashi fasion. -------------------- Skuld looked around in confusion. *I know I left my Bug Crusher around here somewhere.* She thought as she scanned for her trusty mallet. *Oh, well, it'll show up sometime.* She shrugged as she heard her sister's voice from the next room. "Oh, Keiichi!" Called Belldandy. The one who was called poked his head in the door with a questioning glance. The goddess held up a strand of red hair. "I found this in your underwear. How did it get there?" *Not to mention, who's is it?!* She added mentally with a frown. Keiichi's face seemed to drop into even more confusion. "I have no idea where that came from! Are you sure you found it in my clothes?" "Yes, I'm possitive!" Came the stern reply. "Have you been cheating on my sister?!" Came a cry from across the room. Keiichi's face paled this time. "No, no, of course not Urd! How could you think something like that!?" Urd raised her hands. "A little psionic wave should clear your memory a bit." With that her hands began to glow with an ominous light. "No Urd!" Cried Belldandy, but a moment too late. The wave flew through the air toward Keiichi, who leapt out of the way. The magic blast suddenly vanished as it crossed the threshold of the door. "What happened?" Wondered Urd out loud. "Bugs!" Came the answer, for Skuld, who stood in the doorway with her goggles on. --------------------- Makoto cringed as he felt something grate at his mind. *What was that?!* He thought, *It's as though someone wanted me to confess to something.* The confused young man went back to writing in his diary. "Makoto!" The addressed one turned around to see Ifurita, his love, standing in the door. "Yes, dear?" "Don't yes dear me!!" She held up a certain hair as she said this. "Have you been with Shayla-Shayla lately!?" Makoto lost his pleasant demeanor. "Uhh, no, of course not! What are you thinking!?" Ifurita raised her key-staff. "I'm thinking it's time for the Eye to be reactivated!" This said, she made good her threat. *Oh, heck.* Makoto thought as he watched the wormhole descend on him. -------------------- Lina jumped as something hit her in the head. She glanced down to see a slightly scorched ink pen laying there. She picked it up, *I wonder where this came from?* Then, she shrugged and threw it to the side. There were more pressing matters at hand. "Gourry!!!" She cried. The one cried for peered out of the cave he was sleeping in. "Yea, Lina?" "What is this!?" She held up the 'this' (If you don't know what 'this' is, work on your pattern recognition skills). "One of your hairs?" Mused Gourry. "Why?" "Well, one, I found it on you. And two." She didn't finish, she just held up the hair next to herself. Gourry blinked, then gulped, as the hair reached to ground, and made a small pile there. "Uh... I can explain!!" He pleaded. "You have two seconds!" Was his answer. Gourry tried to come up with something, but two seconds wasn't near enough time. However, this is about how long it took Lina to silently quote the familiar incantation that ended with this bellow: "Dragon Slave!!" *Oh boy.* Was Gourry's last coherent thought. -------------------- Washu was awakened suddenly by a feeling of a powerfull energy. She shivered. *I wonder what that was?* ------END------ A bit of silliness from Phillip Masters (5/20/97) "My God, it's full of stars!" - 2010 Still in search of the Lost Chord... Http://www.iwaynet.net/~dr.diddy/masters PMasters@webtv.net Member of the #AAS#: Achika appreciation society and member of #WASHU#: Washu's Acadamy of Science and Higher Understanding.