THIS IS THE THIRD STORY I’VE WRITTEN IT IS THE SEQUEL TO LIFE, TENCHI UNIVERSE, AND SPAMONIA. TENCHI AND RYOKO ARE LIVING IN SPAMONIA, RYOKO IS 8 MONTHS IN HER PREGNANCY, FORD IS STILL AN E-MAIL AWAY, ZAPHOD HAS BEEN RE-ELECTED FOR GALACTIC PRESIDENT, AND AYEKA,SUSAMI, MIHOSHI, AND KYONE ARE STILL DEAD. IN THIS HEERO AND DUO FIND SPAMONIA AFTER THE EARTH WAS BLOWN UP. THE STUFF OF WHO THIS BELONGS TO, TENCHI AND RYOKO: LOOK IT UP GUNDUM WING: ? SPAM: HORMEL BLARK AND OTHER CREATURES: NO COPYRIGHT FORD PREFECT AND OTHER GUIDE CHARACTERS: DOUGLAS ADAMS THE YEAR IS A.C. 198 TWO GUNDAM PILOTS WENT AGAINST THE LAW AND KEPT THIER GUNDAM, IN THE A.C. 198 THE EARTH WAS DESTROYED BY THE CLEFAIRY IN THE ANGER AT HUMANS .ONE OTHER HUMAN SURVIVED THIS DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH. THIS IS THE REST OF THE STORY. TENCHI AND RYOKO WERE HAVING SUPRISINGLY PEACEFUL DAY IN CHAOTIC SPAMONIA. TENCHI WAS WANDERING WHAT TO DO. IT WAS SO PEACEFUL IT WAS BORING. USALLY IN A DAY AT LEAST ONE BOMB BLEW UP OR A VACUUM CREATURE WAS SUCKING UP PEOPLE BUT NOT TODAY. RYOKO WAS JUST SITTING IN A CHAIR BECAUSE OF HER BEING PREGNANT. EVERYTHING WAS BORING UNTIL 2 GIANT ROBOTS LANDED NEXT TO THE HOUSE. TWO YOUNG MEN JUMPED OUT. ONE HAD A LONG CHESNUT BRAID WHILE THE OTHER ONE HAD SHORT HAIR AND A SERIOUS LOOK ON HIS FACE. ONE OF THE ROBOTS HAD BLACK BAT WINGS AND ON COULD TRANSFORM INTO A PLANE . TENCHI WENT OUT TO GREET THEM AND FOUND OUT THEY WERE HUMANS THEN THE LONG HAIRED ONE SAID ” WELL I GUESS THE EARTH WASN’T DESTROYED AFTER ALL” BUT AT THAT MOMENT A DOBIR FLEW NEXT TO HIM AND TRY TO GET SOME MEAT. “ I’M DUO MAXWELL AND THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS HEERO YUY. WE’VE BOTH BEEN ANNOYED SINCE THE WHATEVER THEY WERES CAME AND BLEW UP THE PLANET AND HILDE AND RELINA WERE ON IT TOO SO WE’LL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN UNLESS THIS IS EARTH BUT WHAT WAS THAT THING. “ “I’M SORRY, THIS ISN’T EARTH . IT’S CRAWLMACAN AND TO BE EXACT WE ARE IN THE KINGDOM OF SPAMONIA. HOW DID YOU GET HERE FROM EARTH?” SAID TENCHI. “WE DON’T KNOW. THE EXPLOSION BLEW US BACK TO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF SPACE BUT WE DIDN’T FLY BACK. WE WERE ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED TO OUR GIRLFRIENDS BUT GUESS IT’S OVER. WE LOST THEM FOR GOOD. IF YOUR HERE, AREN’T THERE OTHER HUMANS HERE?”ASKED DUO. “YES, PHEONIX , IN THE LEAST INSANE CITY KNOWN AS WEOPANTRY, THE KING , BLARK FEEGLEWATER IS A HUMAN, WELL SORT OF, AND THERE IS SETH , A HUMAN IN FLYING FISHBURG.”SAID TENCHI “ ARE THERE ANY OTHER INTELLEGENT CREATURES IN SPAMONIA?” ASKED HEERO. “ WELL YES, MANY, A FILING CABINET DRAWER FULL.” SAID TENCHI. “ WHAT ABOUT YOU? DID YOU LOSE YOUR SWEETHEART IN THE EXPLOSION?” DUO ASKED. “ NO, MY WIFE IS IN THE HOUSE” SAID TENCHI, “AND SHE’S PREGNANT “. “ALL RIGHT, LETS GO IN THE HOUSE AND TALK “ SAID HEERO THEY HAD GOTTEN SOME RAINBOW BERRY TEA WHICH TASTED DIFFERENTLY TO EVERYBODY . THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE KING WHEN A PLANE LANDED IN THE YARD. TENCHI WAS NOW HAVING A GOOD DAY WITHOUT BEING DANGER . HE WENT OUT AND HEARD THE SAME STORY HE DID FROM THE GUYS SO HE THOUGHT THAT THEY MUST BE HILDE AND RELENA. HE BROUGHT THEM INSIDE WHERE THEY SAW DUO AND HEERO. THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE’S MIND WAS HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO GET MARRIED.AT THAT MOMENT TENCHI SPOKE UP,” WELL, I SEE YOU ARE BACK TOGETHER SO I COULD PERFORM A WEDDING CEREMONY”. THE NEXT WEEK DUO GOT MARRIED TO HILDE, AND HEERO GOT MARRIED TO RELANA. THE NEXT MONTH, RYOKO GAVE BIRTH TO A BOY AND NAMED HIM KHAKIS. THIS BABY WAS STRANGE IN THE SENSE THAT BECAUSE OF RYOKO’S GENES AND TENCHI’S GENES FROM THE JURAI SIDE OF THE FAMILY THE BABY COULD WALK, TALK, AND EAT SOLID FOOD IN ONLY A COUPLE OF MONTHS. ONE YEAR LATER, FORD CAME FOR A VISIT . HE DIDN’T NEED TO JUST TALK BUT HE NEEDED TO MAKE A GUIDE ENTRY ON GUNDAMS, RYOKO,AND FLYING FISHBURG. HE WENT TO THE GUNDAM PILOTS TO GET THE ENTRY ON GUNDAMS . FORD STAYED FOR A WHILE. WHILE FORD WAS AT THE HOUSE, KING PETER KIDNAPPED KHAKIS,RYOKO, RELENA,AND HILDE. THEY WENT TO KING BUT THE KING COULDN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT . “ THE ONLY SPACE SHIP SPAMONIA OWNS IS THE KINGDOM SO WE CAN’T USE TO RESCUE FOUR PEOPLE. IF YOU CAN FIND A SHIP, I WILL SUPPLY HELP” SAID BLARK. FORD SUDDENLY REMEMBERED HIS RW6, SO THEY PILED IN WITH WEOPONS FROM WEOPONTRY, MAYOR SETH, AND THE JUNK SELLER. HEERO AND DUO FOLLOWED IN THEIR GUNDAMS FOR A DANGEROUS TRIP WAS AHEAD. TO BE CONTINUED.......... I ADDED THE TINIEST BIT OF DBZ IN THAT KHAKIS IS A NAME LIKE TRUNKS,OR DR BRIEFS. IF ANYBODY UNDERSTANDS IT AND LIKES MY FANFICS TELL ME. WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO SEE A LEMON SOMETIME FROM ME?