Ohayo fellow anime fans!  This fic is my first attempt.  Now, I'm 
almost 100% sure there are no errors... I've had several people 
proofread this, so if there are errors, blame them.  I have taken 
under consideration writing a sequel to this fic.  You may see it in a 
short while.  And now on to the...

Ritual Disclaimer for the Ignorant: I don't own any of the characters 
portrayed in this fanfic, except the ones which I made up.  I'm not 
making any money off of this.  Don't sue me.  Thank you.

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Tenchi Muyo vs. Sailor Moon!
by Kevin Hughes

(It is at this time that I would like to point out which characters I 
will be using.  The Sailor Scout team has been swept away from the 
end of the first season.  I am also using their Japanese names and 
attacks.  The Tenchi Muyo cast is from the OAVs.  Well, that's not 
entirely true... I did incorporate some of the other series elements.  
Well, enough said, enjoy!)

A voice resounds, "Ladies, gentlmen, boys, girls, and cabbits of all 
ages, welcome to the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain event!  This is the 
showdown of showdowns!  The cast of Sailor Moon has chalenged the 
cast of Tenchi Muyo to a battle.  And now, let the fight begin!!!!"

Out of nowhere, a bell rings and the crowd goes wild.

From one side, Usagi, Rei, Ami, Minako, Makoto, Mamoru, Luna, and 
Artemis stride onto the battlefield not having transformed yet.

Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, and Washu stride onto the opposite 
side of the battlefield.

Sasami asks, "Where are Mihoshi and Kiyone?"

Tenchi responds, "Gee, I don't know..."

Off to the side, Kiyone is dragging Mihoshi onto the battlefield.

Kiyone gripes, "Come ON Mihoshi, our promotions are at stake!"

Whining, Mihoshi replies, "No, no, no, I don't want to fight!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sweatbeads form on all of the other combatants.  Finally, after all 
kinds of hardships, Kiyone managed to drag Mihoshi to her feet and 
join the ranks of the Tenchi characters.

All of the fighters present take up their attack stances.

Usagi yells out, "Let's go sailor scouts!  MOON POWER MAKE UP!"

Ami chimes in, "MERCURY POWER MAKE UP!"

Rei bellows, "MARS POWER MAKE UP!"

Makoto shouts, "JUPITER POWER MAKE UP!"

Minako resounds, "VENUS POWER MAKE UP!"

Mamoru takes out a rose and transforms into his tuxedo.  Tenchi gets 
a major nose bleed and passes out with dinner saucer eyes from 
seeing five 14 year olds bare butt naked.

Ryoko, a little peeved, yells, "Hey, you aren't the only ones who can 
look good naked!"

Almost reflexively, Ayeka shouts, "DON'T START THAT AGAIN RYOKO!"

With her sense of duty, Kiyone tries to strike up their spirits, "Come 
on you guys, let's get to it!"

This argument gave the scouts an opportunity to finish their 
transformations.  Luckily, this also allows Tenchi time to get to his 
feet.

Ryoko notices that the scouts are probably a threat now and morphs 
into her battle gear, almost instantaneously.  "All right, let's go!" 
she taunts.

Ryo-ohki appears from behind Sasami's head and creates a baton.  
Sasami looks up at her friend.  Ryo-ohki whispers, "Sasami, 
transform into Pretty Sammy!"

Shyly, Sasami responds, "But there are so many people around!"

Ryo-ohki says, "Hey, if the Sailor Scouts can do it, you can too."

Sasami lowers her head, "All right..."  She grabs the baton and 
shouts, "PRETTY MUTATION, MAGICAL RECALL!"  Energy surrounds 
Sasami as she completes her transformation.

Quite upset at this site, Usagi whines, "What?  She can't do that!  
That's copying us!"

A disgusted Luna comments, "Geeze Usagi, you aren't the only ones 
that can transform."

In a fit of rage Makoto shouts, "Yeah, but she stole our idea!"  She 
raises her arms aloft in order to call down her lightning attack.  A 
bolt flies down and strikes the rod on her tiara.  "SUPREME THUNDER!"  
The bolt of lightning streaks towards Pretty Sammy.  She holds her 
baton in front of her and it absorbs the bolt.

Quite surprised, Makoto gasps "What?"

Sasami swings her baton and yells, "PRETTY HOMERUN!"  Her baton 
fires a bolt of energy that slams into Sailor Jupiter, which blows 
her clear out of the battlefield.  Sasami falls to her knees.  She 
gasps for air and says, "Oh no, I've run out of energy."

Tenchi calls to her, "All right Sasami, that's one down!"

Usagi shouts at Sailor Mercury, "Use your bubbles!"

Ami stands with her knees bent and arms outstreched.  A glowing 
spere appears in her hands.  She spins around once and spreads her 
arms apart releasing her attack.  "SHABON SPRAY!"  The surrounding 
area gets very misty.

Ryoko, upset at the lack of visibility and the cold decides to activate 
her sword.  She flies forward slashing wildly.  However, all she 
hears are two words.

From out of the haze Minako cries out, "CRESCENT BEAM!"

Ryoko is caught in the beam and is blown back towards Tenchi and 
Ayeka.  The fog begins to die down just as Ryoko hits the ground.  
Tenchi sees Ryoko's limp body and runs over to her.  He shakes her 
and, truly concerned, asks, "Ryoko! Are you all right?"

Ryoko responds, "Yes Tenchi, just get that little hussy for me, 
okay?"

With a look of determination in his eye, Tenchi responds, "Yes, 
Ryoko, I will!"  He stands up and activates the Light Hawk Sword.  He 
begins charging towards Minako.

Not looking all to excited about the incoming attack Minako flails 
about and whimpers, "Uh, guys?  Help me!"

Rei senses that she probably has the best chance to help Minako and 
brings her hands together.  A small flame erupts from the tips of her 
fingers and she shouts, "FIRE SOUL!"

A fireball flies at Tenchi but he avoids it easily.  He runs up to 
Minako and makes fifty sword swipes.  He leaps away and she falls 
into fifty one nice even pieces.

Ayeka looks perturbed upon Tenchi's return.  "Tenchi, how come you 
would kill someone for Ryoko but not for me?"

Ryoko takes on her usual tone and states, "Come on Ayeka, it's cause 
Tenchi loves me, you know that!"

Foolishly Tenchi attempts to intervene, "Uhm, listen, we should 
really be concentrating on our enemies right now."  Ayeka and Ryoko 
give him an EVIL glare and he backs away.  While Ryoko and Ayeka 
continue to fight, the battle rages on.

Ami activates her VR visor and starts scanning the battlefield.  
Washu sees this and gets angry.

Washu yells to Ami, "Hey!  I'm the genius here!"  She calls up her 
etheral keyboard and starts typing.  Ami is promptly sucked into a 
black hole that opened up underneath her.  Washu's A and B dolls 
start cheering for her.

In another section of the battlefield, Kiyone finally drags Mihoshi to 
her feet and they both pull out their Galaxy Police Blasters.  They 
both take aim at Rei.

Noticing this, Rei exclaims, "Oh great!"  She goes through her attack 
motions again and launches another fireball when she says, "FIRE 
SOUL!"  The fireball whizzes by Mihoshi but singes Kiyone and she 
drops to the ground.  Mihoshi looks at Rei and then at Kiyone, Rei 
then Kiyone, Rei, Kiyone, Rei, Kiyone.

Mihoshi erupts in anger and yells at Rei, "You... you... you hurt Kiyone!  
You hurt my partner!"  Mihoshi aims her blaster right at Rei and fires 
once.  The shot hits Rei right between the eyes and she drops over 
dead.  "I... I did it!  Mihoshi then promptly faints.

Sensing that this is the time to strike, Mamoru chucks a rose at 
Ayeka, which strikes her in the arm.  Ayeka gasps in pain and she 
turns towards him.  Ayeka morphs into her Jurain battle armor and 
creates a large energy ball.  She fires it at Mamoru which completely 
vaporizes him.  Ayeka then falls to the ground.

Luna turns to Artemis and says, "Things aren't looking good are 
they?"

He replies, "No, Luna, they sure aren't..."

Usagi begins to cry, "How dare you kill my beloved Mamoru!  In the 
name of the moon, I'll punish you!"

Artemis says, "Wait Sailor Moon, we'll try to get them.  There is only 
one left!"

Just as Artemis and Luna begin to charge at Tenchi, Ryo-ohki flies 
up in spaceship form and blasts Luna and Artemis to a nice crispy 
brown.  However, Ryo-ohki, falls to the ground and turns back into a 
cabbit since she hasn't eaten any carrots in a while.

Tenchi looks at Sailor Moon.  "Well, I guess it comes down to us 
then."

Usagi stares back at Tenchi.  "I will not let you defeat me."

Concentrating all of his powers, Tenchi whispers, "Grandfather, I 
will make you proud."  He morphs into his Jurain battle armor.

Usagi takes out the Crescent Moon Wand and begins her attack before 
Tenchi got ready.  She cries out, "MOON PRISIM POWER!"  The wand 
draws energy from the surroundings and fires its beam of energy.  It 
streaks at Tenchi and he tries to block, but it come in too fast and 
hits him full on.  The power subsides and Tenchi is gone.

Sailor Moon looks at the battlefield, "I did it!"

Ryoko is barely concious and she sees the blast mark where Tenchi 
once stood.  She cries out, "Tenchi!"  She then slips back into 
unconsciousness.

Usagi looks up at the sky and reflects, "I beat him, but I lost my 
friends, and my cats."

Meanwhile, somewhere else, Tsunami is putting Tenchi back together 
again.

Naggingly, Tsunami comments, "You know, Tenchi I can't keep putting 
you back together when you die."

Tenchi replies, "I know, it won't happen again."

Tsunami says, "Good, see that it doesn't.  Well, good as new!"  She 
then transports Tenchi back to the battlefield.

Back on the battlefield, Tenchi rematerializes.  Usagi notices this 
and gasps, "What?  You're alive?!"

Tenchi frankly replies, "Yes, Tsunami ressurected me again."

Nervously, Usagi states, "That's not good."

Tenchi activates the Light Hawk Sword and charges at Usagi.

Usagi shouts, "No fair, I just wanted to be a normal Teenager!"

Tenchi delivers the final blow and ends the battle.

The same voice yells out of nowhere, "The Tenchi Muyo cast has 
won!"

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Well people, that's a rap.  I hope you enjoyed my first try at a fanfic.  
If you did like this, i suggest you read the MST of it done by 
Ksawarrior.  Yeah, it's not often you get the author of a fic plugging 
the MST of it, but you will all like it, trust me.  I found it hillarious.  
You can find the rest of my works on the web site that you are on 
now, or you can go to Gensao's archive.  Please e-mail me at 
KevCHughes@aol.com with any praise, criticism, or flames you might 
have.  I await any and all responses.  Until next time...