The Tenchi Tournament PROLOGUE-Tenchi's decision NOTE!!!-This is a crossover chapter with LunarShinra's Story "The Fashion club" It is sugested that you read it so you wont be confused...Just copy and paste... http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&StoryID=292492&Chapter=6 Day1 Setting: Masaki house KEY *=Action (())=Verb ~=Camera action ()=thoughts Tenchi: Your new experimental food tastes WEIRD Ryoko... *Tenchi: Crunch Crunch* Ryoko: Arrggh..Shut up you...And Tenchi there isn't supossed to be a CRUNCH... *Tenchi: x.x0* Sasami: I think cooking isn't your specialty Ryoko...Right Ayeka? Ayeka: Yeah! This food is TOTAL crap! Ryoko: Grrrr... *Ryoko and Ayeka fight* Yosho: Stop the both of you! *Ayeka and Ryoko: -_-* Yosho: You two should learn some manners! Ayeka and Ryoko: Shut up you old fart! *Ayeka and Ryoko beat up Yosho* *Yosho: @.@;;;* Tenchi: My you two seem very errmm..energetic today.. Ryoko: You want some of this tramp?! Tenchi: errmmm..no Ayeka: It's just that we were arguing about you earlier Tenchi... Ryoko: Yeah! I am worthy of your love! Ryohohki: (I don't know why Ayeka and Ryoko fight over a guy who isn't even handsome...) *Washu activates tazers on Ryoko and Ayeka* *Ryoko and Ayeka: @.@* Wahu: Phheew that calmed down those beasts... Tenchi: THEY FIGHT SO MUCH OVER ME!!! I mean i know i'm handsome and all... Sasami: Don't flatter yourself Tenchi... Tenchi: grrrr...Anyways i have been thinking... Washu: About... Tenchi: Well so many people want my love...I am doing something about it!!! *Tenchi goes to his room* *Washu and Sasami are left with an unconsciuous Yosho,Ryoko and Ayeka* Sasami: Want to undress them all and take pictures of them doing stuff with eachother? Washu: Sure! Then we can order some Pizza instead of eating this FILTH Ryoko cooked... Sasami: Yeah! Day 2 Setting: The town mall-Victoria's secret Sasami: Don't you think this see-through thong would look nice on me Ayeka? Ayeka: Yea! errmm...Why don't you go TRY IT ON? Sasami: Ok! *Sasami changes into it* *Sasami comes out of the dressing room* Ayeka: Mmmmm...looks good! *Ayeka gets horny* Sasami: Ayeka are your nipples har-- Ayeka: Oh look! Heres Washu! Washu: Come you guys, you HAVE to see THIS! *Ayeka,Sasami and Washu rush to the entrance of Victoria's secret* *Sasami is still in the see-through thong...* *Washu points to a poster* Washu: Read it! *** >From the desk of Tenchi Masaki Dear Ladies,(And men too...^_^0) I,Tenchi Masaki have decided that many girls like me...Duh!...Some guys...So i hereby am holding a tournament to find my true soulmate. Everyone from the Anime world and the Video Game world is allowed entry. Even kids and guys. Whoever wins the most of the series of events in the tournament will have the honor of marrying me.The Tournament will be held 1 day from today (monday).When you enter the tournament, you hereby accept these rules... *RULES* 1. You shall not mention the name of ANY guy while in the sex part of the tournament. Except me of course. 2. I am not held accountable for your DEATH. 3. Only video game characters/anime characters may enter. 4. Masturbation is prohibited 5. You may leave any time you wish (Before and after any tournament, not during) 6. Entering late is UNACCEPTABLE! The tournament will take place at the Masaki house. We will meet there at 12:00PM. Anyone late cannot enter the tournament. I look foward to it! -Tenchi Masaki *** *Ayeka and Sasami stare at the poster with their mouths open* Day 3 Setting: Masaki house Sasami: How could you Tenchi?! Ryoko: Yeah! Washu: Tenchi?This is so immediate! Ayeka: Even i agree with them, Tenchi! Tenchi: Calm down everyone! I have the perfect solution! Just enter the tournament! Sasami,Washu,Ayeka and Ryoko: Yeah! Tenchi: I'm going to bed now... Sasami: But it's 6 o'clock! Tenchi: I said i'm going to BED... Washu: Oh i see... *Tenchi takes a porno magazine with him* *Yosho follows* The Tournament! Time:11:30 AM Day 4 Setting: Masaki house Tenchi: Oh boy! I can't wait! *Tenchi puts up some* spikes and flamethrowers* Ryoko: Neither can I! Tenchi: You KNOW contestants can't see the events,Ryoko! *Pushes Ryoko out* Tenchi: Ok just a few more things and i'm ready! *Tenchi puts up some Dildos and some knives* *DING DONG* Tenchi: Those must be our guests! *Tenchi runs and opens the door* *See's almost every anime and video game character possible* *People enter as Tenchi greets them* Tenchi: Hello welcome to my home! Tifa: Yes hello *Tenchi stares at Tifa's breasts* *Tifa:SLAP!!!* Tenchi: Ugghh...Ok.Hello hello welcome Megaman: Hi Tenchi!.... ;-) Tenchi:....Well then Hello enter please Freiza: Hi!! ((Smooch))((Smooch)) Tenchi: Eewwww...What the FUCK is that? *Fashion club's pod arrives squishing about 1/4 of the guests* *Fashinon club steps out* Fashion club: Hi there Tenchi! ;-) Tenchi: Yowza! *Kuja steps out* Kuja: Well hello again Tenchi...Ooops! I seem to have dropped a quarter! *Kuja drops quarter on purpose* *Kuja bends down* Tenchi: Eeeugghhh...Well hello again Rei! Looking great as usual! Rei: ::Naked:: Brahne: ((Much))((Munch)) Vello penchi! Tenchi: Eeeewww! What the fuck are you? Brahne: Oh Tenchi! Your so modest! I have been losing weight! Tenchi: Huh? Your only hearing what you want to hear. Brahne: Yes i wouldn't mind some cheesecake right now! Tenchi: Why is a bathtub walking? Celine: ((Giggle))Oh Tenchi! :) Tenchi: Well hello Lara! Lara: Hello tenchi! Ooops i seem to have wet my shirt! *Lara wets shirt on purpose* *Tenchi STARES* Asuka: Grrr... *Asuka smacks Tenchi* Tenchi: Ooww you bitch!...Hi rhinoa! Rhinoa: Hello Tenchi! *Blows kiss* *Tenchi meets and greets the other guests* Day 1 of the tournament Setting: Tournament grounds Tenchi: I will now post the names of all the guests. Make sure your name is there! *Tenchi posts a note* *Crowd gathers around* *** Guests-Make sure your name is here! If not, see me! Final Fantasy 9 Brahne,Kuja,Zidane,Garnet and Vivi Final Fantasy 8 Quistis,Squall and Rhinoa Final Fantasy 7 Cloud,aries,yuffie and Tifa Chrono Cross Kid,Leena and surge Evangelion Rei and asuka Tomb Raider Lara Croft and Butler Star ocean 2 Celine Crash bandicoot Coco and Crash Sailor Moon All the sailor scouts,Rene,Mimette and Darien Megaman Megaman,Rush and roll Pokemon Ash,Misty,Brock and Jinx Digimon Yolei,Kari,T.k,Davis,gatomon,hawkmon and veemon Gundam Wing Relena DragonBall Bra,Chi-chi,Freiza,Goku, and Gohan Tenchi Muyo! Ryoko,Ayeka,Sasami,Yosho,Mihoshi,Harnah,Kiyone,Washu,Ryohohki,Serio and Sakuya Lunar 1 Dark Luna,Xenobia,Royce,Phacia and Kyle Resident Evil games Jill,Nemesis,Leon,Claire,Sherry and Ada Escaflowne Van,Hitomi,merle and dilandau Ranma 1/2 Ranma,akane,shampoo and mousse Cardcaptor Sakura Sakura,Li,Madison,Mei lin,the gay/lesbian card-William(In my perverted fic) and Sophia, the slut card(My perverted fic 2) *** Radom guest: My name isn't there! Another Radom guest: Neither is mine! ~Camera zooms to a window~ Tenchi: And so it begins...