Kagato's return by Adam Richmond Events refered to are in 'The meeting of a new friend' and 'The return of Adam' chapter 1: We're back! Having just got back from visiting some friends, Adam and Ryoko were totally unprepared for what met them, an army of Kagato's. "what the?! this is beyond a joke, I mean AN ARMY against two people" sighed Adam taking up a fighting stance while Ryoko just stood there staring at the room full of Kagato's, when one stepped forward and said "welcome to your worst nightmare". As Adam moved his hands, blue trails of light followed the path of his hands and the trails cut anything apart that was in the way, using this he killed several of the Kagato's in one sweep of his hands while Ryoko was throwing laser blasts everywhere "its no good we need help" "that gives me an idea, Sarah, change into a werewolf and help us, Pikame, go!" he said as he threw the pokeball with great force, which struck a Kagato, killing him. Even with the creatures help they were losing this battle, when suddenly there was a loud explosion and as Adam was battling away he saw the two guyvers who helped him previously (in the meeting of a new friend) had came to his aid but they were soon out numbered, when Adam suddenly got an idea, he could summon a creature to help them but first they gotta get outside before he would do it (because that way he could get away from the Kagato's and do the summoning motions) "o.k. lets take this outside, guys" said Adam grabbing Ryoko and sticking to the ceiling like spiderman (also this was done by Dracula in the film 'Bram Stokers Dracula'), the two guyvers managed to blast their way through to the outside where adam gathered them up and told them the plan. "o.k. guys, great timing, now the plan is you guys protect me as I summon some 'help', got that?" "what do you mean, you summon some 'help', we were strugling in there!" yelled Sho, "well, do we summon some big fuck off monster to kill or maim the army or do we do what we did in there?" "how do we know that these monsters won't turn on us?" asked Ryoko remebering the incident in the onsen where they met Mihoshi, "because they do their special attack then leave, unless I use my magic but I'm too weak to make them stay and anyway there is an army that I can call on" "well lets go then" said Agito. Ryoko and the two guyvers were using laser blasts to keep the Kagatos at bay while Adam concentrated on bringing forth the creatures, Adam did a strange motion with his hands, when suddenly they disappered and the ground swelled up and a monster burst from the ground and fliped over a section of the ground with some Kagato's on it, "wow, that was some attack, do another!"said Ryoko estactily while throwing bolts of energey left, right and centre, so Adam did, execpt when they all disappered and a blue woman appeared and used an ice attack on some of the Kagato's, and when the ice shattered so did most of the Kagato's. The Kagato's had one last trick up their sleeve, they put Tenchi and the others in front of them and one of the Kagato's said "now lets see you use one of your monsters" so Adam obliged and to the Kagato's horror Tenchi and the others disappeared and suddenly the ground dented in and 12 knights each did a deffernet attack and then suddenly a huge knight appeared opened his cape and used a huge sword on the Kagatos, then there was a blinding light and Adam, Ryoko and the others were alone, there was no more Kagato's to deal with when suddenly a voice boomed out "You may of won the battle but not the war!" that voice belonged to a VERY pissed off Kagato. "Thanks guys for helping us, again" "no problem" said Agito as he and Sho left. Chapter 2: let me see your balls! "wow that was some show with them monsters, were did they come from?" asked Sasami, "from my balls" replied Adam, to which he got a glaring look from Ayeka "on my watch" continued Adam waiting for the shock to die down from what he first said. "may I examine your balls?" asked Washu trying to make it sound not as dirty as when she usally said it to Adam "what the one on my watch?" asked Adam knowing the answer (both yes and no), this left Washu a deep crimson, Minagi with a twinkle in her eye, and Kiyone with a dirty smile. Later Washu was examining Adam's balls (this isn't a lemon! so keep it clean), "interesting, such small things yet so much power, just like Ryoko's gems, tell me again what the colours mean" asked Washu while examining a little red ball " the red are monsters, the pink increase health, magic and a few other things, the yellow increase abilitys, the green contain magic and the blue must be linked with either a green or red to get it to work" "so a 'support', clever" "actually its 100% natural" this made Washu drop the colouered ball she was examining which was a blue one, "what? you mean that these are natural? and not made by man?" "yes, but the man made sutff is used to power machines not for magic" "was it this powerful when you got it?" "no I powered it up by equping it and going into battle in the world I got them from" "did you buy them or find them?" "neither, I was given the offspring of fully powered ones and I just powered them up fully" "did you say 'offspring?' said washu with a puzzled look on her face, "yes, when Materia is fully powered up or 'mastered' then a new one is 'born' without the full power" "VERY interesting, how are these equiped?" "in armour and weapons." said Adam replacing the last peice of materia back into his watch strap "how many different 'materias' are there?" "as many as there are on my watch" he said as he left the lab. ON his way out he spotted Ryoko relaxing on a beam, seizing his chance he jumped up and pushed Ryoko off and caught her before she hit the floor "careful now, I might not always be here to catch you" "bastard, you pushed me" "yeah, and" "well you wait until your asleep" "ok" "dinners ready!" called Sasami. At luch Adam sat opposite Ryoko and everytime she looked at the tv he would use his chop sticks to steal Ryoko's food and then wait until she noticed that it was missing to flick it back at her and this lasted for 5 miniutes because Washu who sat between them banged their heads together after Ryoko flicked something back and it went wide and landed in Washu's hair, then suddenly Adam's phone rang with the Samurai pizza cats theme "hello, Adam asskicker here, makes pizza's so fast their cooked as their being made! what can I do for you? well there's no need for that answer, but seriously what's the matter?" he said as he sipped his tea, "what?!, how?, I'll be right there!" "what's the matter" asked Ryoko as Adam slowly put down his cup and put his phone back on his belt "its the enemy of the pizza cats, he's captured the princess, the emperor, the palace, the B sqaud and two of the three Pizza cats, on of which is very close to me" "I'm coming with you, so that I can help you" "no, Ryoko you will stay here incase Kagato returns" "but.." "no buts!" " ok, but, please be careful, I'd like you back in one piece" "so come back in a little box? I'll see what I can do" and he left before Ryoko could say anything more. Chapter 3: The big cheese and Kagato? Adam arrived at the samurai pizza cats parlour just in time to see the big cheeses latest weapon, a giant dog-man with a pin-wheel saw as a weapon and above it looked like a ship that resembled the Galoob, "oh, good your here! Polly and Speedy are trapped inside the flying machine following the robot, Gudio was the only one that escaped, the supreme catatonic was disabled and the guy piolting the ship looks like Dracula on that tape we watched a while back, execpt he had grey hair, green eyes, and wore white gloves" said Francine, Adam changed into Kagato and said "Francine, does this look like the guy?" "yes, just like that" Adam changed back and sort of shrunk. "well what are we waiting for?" asked Guido Anchovy, "I think we had better call for reinforcements, cause this bastards tough, I just killed an army of 'em" "hold on a minute, did you say an army, man I wish I had been there" suddenly a voice was heard "Adam, Ryoko want's to speak to you" "put her through", then the voice changed in to Ryoko's "Adam, what's going on?" "I found Kagato, he's flying around outside as I speak" there was silence followed by an explosion "what the?!" said Francine and Guido simuatiniously, and Ryoko's voice was heard "Adam are you alright? answer me!" "yeah, I'm fine" and with that he left the parlour heading for the royal pandogla, along the way he noticed a small boy was following him, he took a corner and when the boy came round Adam discovered that the boy was a exact replicant of Tenchi "why, hello there" it said summoning a lightsword, Adam just stood ther and quick as a flash, he grabbed the robot, ripped its head off and then dismembered it. "there that was fun" said Adam and he contined his journy, then the giant robot attacked him blowing him away with a barrage of missles "hahahaha, that, that you pile of execrement," "you b..b.bastard! you killed him, when I get free you will pay!" screamed Polly esther, while Speedy cerviche just looked at the screen where the ground was still smoking. "ooyyaajjii!" was heard, and suddenly red lights started to flash, "no, it can't be!" and then on the monitor, walking out of the smoke was Adam wearing his solid armour, closing the cannon on his wrist, he spoke "you cannot kill me, for I am death" and with great speed he closed the ground between him and the robot in mere secomds. "if you want you friends unharmed, then let me continue" "no, don't do it Adam" said Polly, Kagato turned with lightning speed and slapped Polly, knocking her unconcious "you bastard" said Speedy in contempt, Adam saw this through a holographic screen Kagato had projected, "you will die for rasing a hand and a lady and because it was Polly, you will DIE" and with amazing speed he smashed through the robot and straight into the cockpit of the ship "well, well lokked what the cat dragged in" said Kagato, looking at Adam in his solid armour, "I don't want to mess up the brilint paint job, but you must die" Kagato said swinging a plasma blade at Adam who doged as if it was a feather and then got twin blades to sprout from the wrists and soon they were going tooth and nail when Adam saw an opening and he drove a blade throught Kagato's side "aahh! playtime is over, bio-booster activation" suddenly Kagato was engulfed in bio-armour "These 'guyver' units are amazing are they not?" asked Kagato as he knocked Adam down as if he was a kitten. Kagato was beating the hell out of Adam when suddenly he turned and there was Gudio standing there with blood dripping off his sword, Kagato looked down at his wound and laughed as it healed back up with great speed "fool" he said as he hurled Guido across the room, when he landed he was unconcious "what, what happened?" asked Polly as she came round to see the tangled mess that was Guido, and behind him was a strange green guyver standing over Adam in his solid armour. "the end is near, for you death" Kagato said mockingly "well it isn't over yet" Adam replied, puching Kagato in the chest, which resulted in Kagato flying through the air, and he landed on his feet "ha, I underestimated you, again, now die" said Kagato powering up the mega smasher, Adam just stood there as the mega smasher fired and opened his torso to reveal a mega smasher type weapon and he absorbed the blast and returned fire, "nnnooo, I am defeated again!" screamed Kagato as he and half the ship was vaporised, Adam turned to Polly and said "you ok?" Polly just nodded blushing, Adam freed the two pizza cats and then checked on Guido before turning around and saying "well, he'll need an asprin, a few days off work and plenty of rest, and Polly you need a" he came over and whispered the rest into her ear, which made her go even more red, "well, I gotta go" he said turning away, recalling the armour and putting his hat back on, he turned, waved goodbye and opened a portal and left. chapter 4: I'm sick of this crap Adam walked through the portal expecting to find dinner and Ryoko waiting for him but the house was completly empty and dinner wasn't even on the stove, when Adam sat down he noticed a note with his name on it, he picked it up and it read: 'please help us Kagato has captured all of us and will kill Tenchi if he finds you interfering. Ryoko.' "That slimly s.o.b, he must pay for screwing up my love life!" and with that Adam opened a portal to his garage and pushed a strange looking motorbike outside where he opened another portal and rode it through. Adam had soon located the ship althrough it was cloaked, he pressed a button on the handle bars and suddenly where the bike was, there stood a big robot, looking around the robot used a blast of energy from its hand to pierice the sided of the ship, and the robot entered the ship. Kagato was busy toying with Tenchi to notice that on the screen the robot walked past a camera, "tell me how you summoned the light hawk wings!" "I don't know and neither does Washu" "so even the top scientst in the universe is stumped, how interesting" "I know how he summoned them" came a voice issuing from the robot "really, how then?" "he just did" "who are you!" "a friend" was the reply "now let Tenchi and the others go and I will tell you how he really summoned the light hawk wings" "deal, goodbye Tenchi it was fun hurting you but all good things come to an end" and with that a hole opened up and Tenchi was pushed out of it, "Kagato, you bastard!" said the robot as he went to save Tenchi but Kagato stopped him "tell me how or he dies" "here, I'll show you instead!" said the robot as the light hawk wings formed but they were black "what?! those are the night hawk wings!, how?" was Kagato's last words as he was rendered into little pieces as everyone watched from the wall, "wow, the night hawk wings, I though they were a myth but..." "just don't go nowhere, I'll save Tenchi and then come back and save you lot" and with that the robot burst through the base of the ship ang caught Tenchi a few feet off the ground "thanks, but you cut it rather close didn't you?" "well, thank you, stranger for just catching me and saving me from my death, for snaching me from the jaws of death" "hey, your Adam, in there aren't you?" the robot just scratched it's head and said "well, I had better save the others, er, bye" and it flew off. "that was amazing, how did you summon the night hawk wings?" asked Washu, examining the robot as it freed the others, regretting letting Washu free first, he turned to her and said "exactly the same way as Tenchi can summon the light hawk wings" "but you should know how you did it because you just did, and right on cue I might add" the robot turned away and strode over to the control pannel and started to type exetremely fast and suddenly the ship started to descend "how did you know how to.." "I read Kagato's mind and absorbed all his knowlage" said the robot an the visor slid up "Adam! but why didn't you say that you could summon night hawk wings?" asked Washu shocked, surprised, feeling a whole lot of emotions. "because I didn't think.." "damn right!" "Washu! he has just saved our lives AND Tenchi's and this is how you thank him?" said Ryoko, "no, but" replied Washu looking at the floor, "now girls, lets concentrate on getting off the ship" said Kiyone as the door opened "thank you for flying Asskicker flights, please don't bother again" muttered Adam as he left the ship which took off again and shot into space where it exploded. Adam soon turned the robot back into a motorbike and got off, opened a portal and pushed it through only to return driving a machine that looked like a land rover and a camper van in one, "right who wants a lift?" asked Adam leaning out of the drivers side winking at Ryoko who just gave him the finger. Chapter 6: no rest for the wicked During the drive back to Tenchi's house they picked up Tenchi and went to town and when they got back they found Kagato sitting in a chair, watching tv, he turned to face them as a dozen sets of hands grabbed them, "my, my, aren't we back late?" "eat shit and die" spat Minagai, "now is that any way to treat a guest?" "if your the guest, then yes" said Adam, Strugling, "its useless to struggle, their made from wonderful stuff, Adamantium" Adam stopped struggling and just looked at Kagato "how?" "simple really I just made my own interdimentional gateway, and I can go to places that I have the co-ordinates for, like little tokyo, Castlevania, althrough Castlevaina only appears every 100 years, "how did you know that?" asked Adam "I read it in the instructions manual of your game, quite a good game as well. I liked playing that street fighter game, althrough some moves that I've felt, don't look as good on the game" "I challenge you to a game of street fighter alpha 3, if I win, you will leave this universe and never return, if you win, then I will give you my powers and leave this world forever, deal?" said Adam, "Deal" replied Kagato as the hands released Adam. They sat in opposite chairs, cables away from the other person, so there was no cheating, the pause button was disabled (pulled out of the pad), and the time was set to infinte, with three rounds, "wait a minute, I wanna put my memory card in" said Adam putting in a black memory card with had red writing on it saying 'fighting' "there" said Adam with glee, "lets go" said Kagato in a low voice. The characters they chose were Akuma (which Adam had sneakly powered up insanely by going through the world tour mode) and Zangief (Kagato was trying to be smart by using a crap person ), "Ready? fight!" yelled the computer as Akuma took a step and let loose a fireball which hit Zanigef while he was doing a drop kick, then Zangief grabbed Akuma with an aerial russian slam wich used all of his super combo bar and reduced Akuma to half health and after a hurricane kick and a dragon punch, Zangief was down to just under half health when Adam delivered the finsihing blow for the round, the hell blink murder. the next round went to Kagato by keeping Adam in the corner of the screen but when he next tryed it Adam used the teleport move and then he used the messatsu gou shoryu (dragon puch combo) followed by the messatsu gou hado (fireball super combo) and to finish him off, a light jab. "what?! impossible!, oh, well I admit defeat" "that was a good battle, Kagato" "before I leave, you will DIE" said Kagato lunging at Adam who neatly side stepped and broke Kagato's neck with a snap. "well I had better prepare dinner! look at how late it is" " hey Sasamai, leave dinner and we'll just order a pizza" "do you know the number of the pizza parlour? and will it be here before its cold?" " I know the number and yes it will be hot" Adam took out his phone and dialed the number of the samurai pizza cats "hello I would like to order a large pizza with everything but any sea food on it, no, I wouldn't like it delivered because I'll pick it up in a while, ok, francine?, bye. right the pizza will take 5 minuites so lets kick back and relax" said Adam sitting back in the chair, then after a few minuites Adam's phone rang with the pizza cats theme to which Adam got up, opened a portal stuck his head and shoulders through and took a pizza and seemed to have an argument with the person on the other side about taking his money, while Sasami dished out the pizza "there they finally took the cash, I hate it when they don't" said Adam sitting down to eat the pizza. Chapter 7: the secret of the hawk wings The next day, Washu was relentlessly interogating Adam about how he summoned the night hawk wings and when he refused to to tell her, she started to fire at him with a plasma cannon, which Adam doged effortlessly "yawn, is that the best you can do?" taunted Adam, doging several blasts at once, "just summon the damn wings" "ok then, night, light, fallen angel, angel or bat?" "what do you mean?" "well I can sprout white feather wings, black feather wings and bat style wings" "the night hawk wings, prat" Adam obliged but summoned the light hawk wings, "hey, they're the light hawk wings! how did you?" "the same way as the night hawk wings" "well the wings are just the opposites of each other, the two sides of a coin, one good, the other evil" "the ying and yang of power" said Adam, "correct, now how do you summon them?" "well, its a secret" "hey, whats going on here?" said Ayeka, survaying the damage, "nothing" repiled Adam and Washu at the same time, "well, Ryoko want's to see you Adam, and Washu, Yosho wants to talk to you" and with that Ayeka left and so did Adam and Washu. At the shine keepers logding, Yosho was speaking with Washu, "today I felt a huge surge of power, the power of both the light hawk and the dark hawk wings, do you know what was the cause?" Washu just looked at the former prince of Jurai and replied that it was Adam who used the night hawk wings and had just used the light hawk wings, "interesting and you say he's not from Jurai? very strange" said Yosho looking puzzled, meanwhile back with the lovers, Adam and Ryoko were just sitting talking, "do.. you still love your wife?" said Ryoko looking over the lake, "yes, but I love you just as much" replied Adam looking into the water as a shoal of fish swam past, "Adam.. I want you to be honest, how do you feel about the others?" she said facing Adam, who just looked into the sky and said, "why do you ask me these questions? and anyway, I love them like a family, as that is what you all have been to me for the last few weeks, yes, I have some feelings for Minagi, but if you don't want me to get involved with her if we split up, then fine I won't". The sun started to set as the two lovers got up and entered the house, unknown to them, they were being watched. "so let me get this straight, Adam can duplicate peoples powers, if comes in to contact with that person?" Washu nodded, "then how can he summon the night hawk wings?" Washu just shrugged, "well Adam said that he had absorbed some evil souls, maybe the combination of the light hawk wings and the great evil merged" "its impossible that he can summon the light AND the night hawk wings, if the evil merged with the light hawk wings" "true but maybe he can seperate the two" just then the door slid open and there stood Adam, "its time for dinner Washu, Master Yosho would you come and join us? I would be honoured" "certinly" replied Yosho, mentally sizing him up, "hmmm, tall, dark and powerful, yet still a boy, just like Tenchi, even having trouble fending off the attention of the ladies like Tenchi" thought Yosho, "look Yosho, I know that you are wondering how I can summon the light and the night hawk wings, well, I know how to summon them not why I can summon the two" it was then that the creature that was watching Adam earlier showed itself, it was a Zianoid "so you are the one I was sent to spy on, Adam", Adam stepped forward "yeah, that's my name, don't wear it out", Washu was busy mentally disecting the creature when it moved with such speed that it was a blur, but still the creature missed as Adam came out of the sky and landed on the creatures back and was gone again, to reappear in the stance of the Hokuto shin ken (fist of the north star), while the creature turned around and spoke, "huh, you my be fast but speed is nothing without power, and you gonna dance or fight?" "fight, and your already dead" said Adam, relasing a deavstating flury of punches that just pounded the creature to a blooded mess, and Adam gave the creature a soft touch to the head and turned away, "now the grim reaper has come and touched you, pray for forgiveness" and as Adam had finished his sentance, the creatures head exploded, "that was impressive, where did you learn it?" "I absorbed the knowlage of four people to learn the variations of the style, and I could of killed him from where I stood, but it wouldn't of been fun", and with that they continued their way back to Tenchi's house. chapter 8: ahh, music to my ears After dinner, Adam sat outside and put a cd into a boom box that was in the back of his 'heap of junk' as he called it, the first track played was 9pm (till I come) and this was followed by 'Sweet like chocolate ' and 'Miami , and while the music played, he was just gazing over the water when suddenly something caught his eye in the water, "Pikame, I choose you" he whispered as he gently opened the pokeball, "Pikame, metamorphasis, Garados" Pika jumped into the water and changed in to Garados, "Pikame, check the water for anything then report back to me" the giant water pokemon nodded then disappered under the waters surface as Ryoko came out, just as 'love's got a hold of my heart' started to play, "what's the matter? you look disturbed?" "nothing, I'm fine" "then why did you sent that creature to check the lake?" "I saw something bigger than a fish look out of the water so I sent Pikame in to check it out" "that was Pikame?! wow, that's some trick you taught it, changing into other creatures" "he taught it himself, when he was in the wild" "oh, well why don't you come in and lets have some fun" said Ryoko sliding her hand round Adam's waist, Pikame just broke the surface and said "I found some fish men swimming this way, and they don't look happy" "thanks Pikame, could you become Lapras and use ice beam on them?" "Sure" "Sarah" said Adam tapping his breast pocket, and out popped a mouse, "Sarah, change in to a Kingler and bring me the creatures that Pikame freezes" the mouse just nodded and leaped out of the pocket and changeed into the giant crab pokemon and headed for the water. "finally we're alone, again, everybody went to bed, because they had a hard day" said Ryoko once again slipping her hand around Adam's waist just before a chunk of ice broke the surface of the water, "son of a bitch! can't we ever get any privacy anywhere!" said Ryoko getting really upset, Adam just sat there calmy watching as several other blocks of ice broke the surface as sarah and Pikame returned with eight fish men and a repitilian looking creature, Pikame asked, "what should we do now?", Adam said "return" holding out a pokeball as Pikame returned to his pokeball, and Sarah jumped back into his pocket changing into a mouse while she was in the air. chapter 9: the moment Ryoko had waited for Adam assumed the position of the 'waterfoul fist' fighting style and used the technique to make his captives into ice cubes, and as the chunks landed they smashed into even more of a mess and disintergrated, "well that was the most difficult battle I ever had" said Adam relaxing into a loose position, "say, why don't we go somewhere where we can get some privacy" whispered Ryoko into Adam's ear, "sure", said Adam opening a portal and taking Ryoko by the hand and walking through the portal. "Oh, man, that.. was mind blowing. I..I never expirianced anything like it" said Ryoko panting, "I thought you enjoyed it, you were screaming so loud you broke the mirror" he said pointing at the small hand mirror on the chest of draws on the other side of the large room, "its a good jod all the rooms are soundproof" said Adam, lying back, looking at Ryoko who had a light sheen of persperation, "I never thought it would be so.. undescribable" said Ryoko moving closer to Adam, "why do you hide your body?" "because if I walked around showing off my body I would be arrested for exposure" "you know what I mean" "oh, yeah, I know I'll walk around without a shirt, just show my arms, and watch as all the girls either faint or start to drool, or even better, I'll wear no shirt and a pair of cycling shorts, extra tight and see every woman that looks at me die" "there's no need for sarcasam" "oh? just like theres no need for Tenchi" "fuck you" "I don't go for that stuff, but you do, don't you?" "how would like a fat lip?" "how would you like to be kicked out of my house?" "kiss my chuddies" "I already have, remember?" "what time is it?" "time I got outta my pit" came the reply, "you havin' a shower?" "with you, yeah, without then no" "tramp" Adam was silent, "whats the matter?" "nothing, but I thought that I heard a noise" "its your imagination, come back to bed" but Adam was already out the door wearing a black silk robe, with a picture of a chinese dragon emblazed in silver. "wow, this place is huge, I wonder where them pair are. Oh, lets see in the study" said Washu as she opened the door marked 'study' and she was greeted by the shelf upon shelf of videos, "fist of the north star the movie (live action), Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki, pretty sammy, daugther of darkness, Tenchi in love, Tenchi forever," read Washu out loud, then Washu pulled a Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki video (volume 7, which by coincedence has Washu on the front) "so what do we have here?" Washu gasped and fumbled the video but managed to get hold of it again. chapter 10: Adams past (part two) Adam sprung over the railing two floors up, and landed without a whisper, taking a sword form the samurai armour in the hall, and noticed the door to the study was open, he moved without a sound and with great speed, and when he found the person, he was mildly surprised to find who it was. "so this is were you took my daugther, nice place she said holding the video in her hand, "and what good taste you have in videos, I mean look at all the tenchi videos"she said gesturing to the shelf, "well, I have a wide range of tastes but there is no hentai there, mostly action movies, romantic comedys, like the one in your hand, martial arts, about every genre of anime but like I said, no hentai" "yeah, right!" said Ryoko wearing a black robe like Adams except it had a tiger on the back, "well if it ain't the lovers" said Washu, gazing at Adam who was still wearing his hat, Washu noticed. "What's the matter with you ma, I wanted some" "action" Washu cut in, "no ma, I wanted some priviacy, I wanted Adam but he refused so I managed to persude him and if you must known, yes, I enjoyed it" Washu was shocked and as soon as she regained her composture she said "so, you just left on the impusle that you would get somewhere with Adam, well now are you happy?" "yes, I am thank you" this shook Washu, "it was a rtohrical question" "well you should ask proper questions if your looking for answers" "look, I want you to stop before you get hurt, I" "want you to stop seeing Adam because of the attention he is atrracting from me and the others back at Tenchi's" said Adam copying Washu's voice as he came back with a tray of tea and other things, "that's not.." " bullshit, Washu you came here to check on me, not your daughter, or should I say creation? go on admit it" "alright, I admit there was some truth in that, but I was worried that something might of happened to Ryoko and she is my daughter not my creation, after all you own all the videos, you should know that" said Washu looking away to prevent Ryoko from seeing her show such weakness, "Washu, Ryoko can look after herself after all she is.." Adam tryed to recall how old she was, "over 700 years old" he said really disappointed he couldn't remember, "and how old are you, Adam?" asked Washu snidely, "old enough to know what I feel, and anyway, I have loved and lost many people close to me and I have absorbed a hell of a lotta knowlege, in my time so don't doubt me" said Adam visciously, "then why have you lost so many loved ones?" "Washu, I think that your digging yourself grave" said Ryoko trying to get Adam not to blow his top, "well, Washu I will answer the question, I have lost loved ones because I fight for what is right, I wish it was not that way at times, hell I even became pure evil nothing could stop me, the forces of heaven and hell combined and still I rampaged on, killing and slaughtering anyone or thing that stood in my path" said Adam, with his fist clenched so tight that the bones and cords stood out, "I have the blood of so many innocents on my hands from trying to save others when I have been consumed with rage for the world, what you don't understand Washu, is the effect that having you life being shit from day one, bulids you up with so much rage, so much anger that you will eventally turn to the wrong side. I have several times, I am half creature of the night, I can destroy any world I choose, I am virtually a god, I know gods with less power than I possese, I can and have destroyed towns, villages, sprawling citys, and just because I have lost a loved one. When my wife was killed by count Dracula, I went into the castle and tore every creature apart with my very own hands, the hands that hold your daughter, the hands that have snached Tenchi from the jaws of death, and I even ripped death apart, whose touch is sudden death, and when I found Dracula, hmm, I tore him apart piece by piece, limb from limb and then when the true Dracula showed himself, I could smell the fear coming off him, as he had witnessed my destruction of everything that moved in that castle, I didn't kill dracula, I obliterated him. And then the castle that caused horror to even the toughtest man, warped in to a more sinister place when I killed Dracula, and that was when the killing started and then raged on for a few years until I almost killed a beautiful woman, it was strange because I had killed other women some more preety and felt great pleasure when I ripped them apart but this one, she was not scared or anything she even walked over to me and held her neck out, yet I could not bite it. i then looked myself and discovered that I was the worst monster ever, I was merciless to my forces of darkness, I killed many for thoughts that I was uncontrolable, that I wasn't playing with a full deck, but this woman, she was not scared, and when I had discovered what I became, a load had seemed to leave my mind, and the hellish creatures I created disappered, and Castlevania crumbled. I only return to that place to visit my wifes grave, which I carved before I went crazy." "I had no idea.." "no one ever does" said Adam, getting up and sitting behind a large desk upon which sat a skull, a personal computer and a few other objects. "Adam, I'm sorry about how I acted, will you forgive me?" "hmmmm, I'll have to think about that" he said smiling to himself, Oh, and Washu, if you want to sit and watch the videos, then go ahead, I can see your itching to, seeing as you seem rather attached to that one in your hand" Washu noticed that her hand had turned white with the pressure she was applying, "just slap it in and I'll make breakfast after I phone Sasami and let her know that your both having breakfast here and is they wanna watch the pretty sammy videos and the Mihoshi special" so after Adam put on his usual pair of black jeans and black shirt he phoned Sasami and set about preparing breakfast for himself and Washu and Ryoko, while the other girls set about making theirs, "its been a while since you made our breakfast" said Sonja, "yeah" agreed the twins, "well hang on then, I'll go get blood from a stone and then I'll make breakfast for you" "we'll do it ourselves then," said Ani, "tell me how you make them shakes that you always drank" said Una, "its a recipe that will die with me" said Adam with an air about him, "selfish bastard" muttered Sonja "yes I am aren't I" said Adam smugly. chapter 11: the return "a female student?, no I am Washu, the top scientific genius in the universe, I am cute, althrough I must admit I look a little young" was what greeted Adam as he walked in two trays of full English breakfasts, "eat it all up or you can't leave" said Adam when he handed the two girls the trays full of food, "but I'm only a little girl, can't you let me off with a few little scraps of food?" asked Washu in a child like voice, " no because if you eat it all up you will become a big girl to go with your ego, althrough I don't think that its possible" he said doging the fork that was thrown at him, "and Ryoko, you gotta eat it all so you regain all you strengh incase we get attacked when we get back to Tenchi's" Ryoko blushed and as Adam turned back towards the kitchen, Washu whispered, "was he good was and how big was he?" Adam turned back and said, "its none of your business, so there" Washu looked horrified as Ryoko sat there laughing. Suddenly a little boy with blonde hair and light blue eyes came running into the room and said, in a voice that was neither high nor low pitched, "Hello, I don't want to be rude or ignorant but, who are you?" the two girls introdcued themsevles, and the boy replied, "well, welcome to my domain" he then flashed an evil smile which vanished without a trace, and his face was almost innocent yet, devilish at the same time, just then Sonja looked into the room and introduced herself to the guests and then left smiling to herself, Washu asked the boy where his father was, "I don't know who is or where he is" was the reply, "do you know were Adam is?" "who's Adam?" "the man that owns this house" "I don't know of a man named Adam, but this is my house and I remember that you were sneaking around this morning, miss Washu, I mean little Washu" Washu smiled at this, "well I was looking for Ryoko and here she is" said Washu, "you know the man you say owns the house, do you think he's cute and do you want to get him in bed?" "yes, I do" replyed Washu "well its time for me to go again, bye", and with that he ran off again, "that was one cute boy, I wonder who he was?" "I always thought that I was an ugly child" said Adam walking into the room, smiling. "bastard" "no, the names Adam" "how many episodes left?" asked Ryoko well that was episode 10, so 3 more and then the video picture book and then the Mihoshi special are left" replied Adam, "well we can watch them back at Tenchi's" said Ryoko, handing Adam an empty plate, "not untill little Washu has finished hers" he said grining, as Washu sighed. Adam then went over to one of the shelfs and took off the 4 pretty sammy tapes and put them in a ruck sack along with a laptop, a miniture set of mechanical looking monster toys, and several books. "What are those for?" asked Washu handing Adam an empty plate, "the figures are giant mechanical monsters that I command when I make them change back to normal size, the videos are for Samai to watch, the books are for Minagi, the laptops for me and I am going to write a fanfiction about my 'adventures' with you guys" adam said as he packed volumes 6 & 7 as well as the Mihoshi special, "all set?" the two girls nodded as Adam opened a portal to Tenchi's house. When they got back they found the usual secne, Ayeka being busy doing something, Mihoshi fast asleep in front of the tv, Sasami in the kitchen, Tenchi outside sweeping and Minagai reading a book by the water, "well, not what I was expecting, but nice all the same" said Adam putting down his bag, removing the contents and handing the videos of pretty sammy to Sasami, he left the Mihoshi special by Mihoshi, and gave Minagi the books and he sat outside, inserted a floppy disk into the laptop and started to type... The end (for now) <>means the artists/writers name or my opinion Disclaimer: I used many trademarked things without permission but all in the aid of self-insertion and cross overs. Don' sue me as I'm english and perminantly broke. also the guy (or gal, I'm not sexist, just obsessed with sex) who came up with the night hawk wings in a Castlevania/Tenchi cross over, I'm sorry if you don't like the fact I used the idea, and your fanfic was the dogs bollocks. Any questions/comments/spelling mistakes then e-mail me at: asskicker@richmond17.freeserve.co.uk I will continue with the fanfics and my grammer and spelling with improve as I go, but only if you give me support, and also if you want a cameo (good or evil, please state) then e-mail me