Discalimer: Tenchi is copyrighted by AIC * Pioneer LDC. All characters are property of thier respected companies and labeles. (Such as System of a Down and American Records). Anyway it's just a whole lot of fun fiction. Enjoy. A few Author notes: I just wanted to see what would happen if Tenchi still loved haruna and what if System of a down shows up to play?? Well lets see!!! So sit back and just scid by some of the harsh laguage. Trust me For the SOAD parts it was needed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- System going down... Chapter1: No need for hard rock! by: Richard "Shin Akuma" Valdez --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Serj: Ah man! I shoulnd't have had all that sake last night Daron: well, you've been pucking for about the last 12 hours Shavo: Hey Look! There's tokyo you guys. (the members of the band look down at toykyo tower awaiting a huge gig) John: Oh man I'm gonna be sick. All that damn sake and rice is getting to me. (Sweat drops on the other 3) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The maski shrine opens on a sunny warm day. Tenchi still lives at the shrine, but not by himself in a manner or speaking. You see tenchi still had many feelings for his one time love, haruna and with the help of Kasihito and some of washu supirior Brain power, Haruna returns to the land of the living. It proved that Tenchi's love for haruna was stronger than death and nothing could change that. Sometime after the first encounter with haruna Tenchi began to have dreams of her and old feeling began to surface which interfered in tenchi's normal life. This reawakened haruna and put her back at square 1. Now both were in love, for real this time. Kasihito knew that this was destiny for both, no matter how much he knew it would hurt. Kasihito knew it was for the best. With this washu was able to clone a body for haruna with her concent to dig up her remains and use what ever DNA washu could find to make the body. Kasihito would then use his power to bond haruna's soul to her new body. He knew tenchi would give haruna the life that she could not spend with yosho. This night both tenchi and haruna have found the peace that each sought for so long. maybe now thigs will get back to normal.(Yeah right) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- it's been over 6 months since that very fateful night and 5 since haruna and tenchi were wed. (Much to the ill manner of ryoko & aeka.) The carnival that is the maseki house has not gotten any better but it has become quite different. Now with haruna around the girls fight more for the attention of tenchi. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now tenchi's life begin's it's next chapter and the carnival of the maseki house has no plans to stop anytime soon. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- it's dinner time and tenchi is coming home from the shrine. Tenchi: haruna, haruna I'm home {Now where is she?} the smell of dinner filled the air as tenchi walks to the kitchen and finds haruna and sasamei finishing a very promicing dinner. Haruna: Oh tenchi I didn't her you come in. i was so worried! [She wraps herself around tenchi] Tenchi: There's nothing to be worried about now. I'm home and just Glad to see my loving wife and family after such a hard day. What could be better. Haruna: just wait and see my love! Sasamei: Dinner is almost ready. I need to hurry. i have a test to study for and I have to get for class at 6.[Giant sweat drop appers] Ryoko & Aeka: No it's mine hussy! Give those, thier mine you bitch! Tenchi: You would think they would have grown up by now. [sweat drop appers on haruna and tenchi] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- A large crowd of sweating, screaming metal fans jump up an down as S.O.A.D. finishes thier last song "spider" leave stage and to the cheap hotel and go off to bed because of an early flight. Serj: Finally 2 weeks of sittin on my ass and nothing but bear, chicks and fun in L.A. for me! Daron: hey man. i need some beer and a big ass sandwich. Serj: Man you just to get laid and i meen soon! Hehehehehe daron, john, shavo: Oh man!! Enough aready. damn! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The next Morning: ============================================================================ Serj: Hey man wake up. it's time to get to the air port. Early 4 pm tokyo time and the band wake though not too happy to be up at such an early time. sun and fun await our drucken foolish friends, or does it!!! Captain: Please fasten all seat seat belts, return trays to thier upright psition and enjoy you flight on tokyo air. daron: man i still need a beer and a sandwhich. Serj: man you just need some pie. poon tang pie that is! daron shut man! ranma's on!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- captain: Oh this your captain speaking, a strange red light has surrounded the plane and we are losing power. So smoke em' if you got and kiss your ass good bye. were going down. enjoy tokyo air. S.O.A.D.: OH SHIT!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- the tv can be heard in the background at the maseki house: ============================================================================ TV: Today only a few surviors of the tokyo aor crash were found and the JNSTB continues to investigate the odd crash. haruna: tenchi they are coming too. WASHUUUU! come out we need you! tenchi: These guys were in pretty bad shape when we found them. i didn't think that any of them would have survived or at least gotten up. washu: well the great scientific genius in the universe will take care of everything! Mihoshi: Um, oh ah. what's going on??? kiyone: damn it mihoshi your hopless! Mihishi: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Serj: Um. who, what? man i got a big ass headache. Oh what? OH SHIT! get this fucking rabbit thing of my damn chest! [serj throws ryo-oki into a wall and a loud meow is heard as she crashes hard into the wall and goes blank] ryo-oki:MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!! Shavo: Oh man. i feel like a fucking semi just hit me! Daron: man me too. OWWWW!! John: Where the hell? man my ass hurts. Aeka: Lord tenchi, they have such foul mouths. well I never!! Serj: look lady I don't know the fuck you are and frankly I don't care. i just wanna know where in the blackest fuck jebes hell are we! [Aeka goes off cring and ryoko laughs and thinks{now i like these gus}] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The next day at dinner: ====================================================================================== sasamei: Dinners ready!!! [the gang runs down to wolf down dinner and race to the table with tenchi and haruna being the last ones up] haruna: wake up sleepy head or you'll miss dinner. Tenchi:[yawn] Just give me a few minutes. it's been a hard couple of days. haruna:[pulling on tenchi's arm] I know but you need to eat and get your streghth back. I think a bath will help you. after dinner lets go take one.:) tenchi: yeah. I could really use one. [yawn] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The band members come down, slow and sluggish and walk to the dinner table as sasamei helps them each to the table. serj: oh man, what time is it. this sucks. i should be home right now with lots of chicks and being drunk for a long ass time. Daron: 2 weeks here. damn this bites. Shavo: [feeling up aeka] hey babe! come to butthead. [aeka slaps him] aeka: how rude! you all should be ashamed. Shavo: whatever miss holier-than-thou jerk off. [aeka run's off cring again] tenchi:{man will these guys never stop} daron: what's next to blow up? a toliet! haruna: tenchi, don't worry i'll make it all better. tenchi: thanks love. Serj; Hey where is aaaa ryoko?? Ryoko: Tenchi???? Washu: Well i'm sorry I crashed your plane. it was a piece of junk anyway. John: oh great high school all over again. [sweat drops on all of the people in the house] _______________________________________________________________________________ Preview of next episode: Tenchi: AAHHH!! well the noise ever stop Haruna: is my tenchi sick?? Aeka: will they stop beig so rude Serj: oh man ryoko is hot and it's time to record an album Ryoko: Dream on! Nobuyuki:And i'm gonna be a grandfather!! on no need for headaches!! Authour's thought hope you like the story. i like it. see you in a few weeks Ideas or comments can be made at shinakuma@planetjurai.com