The Ryoko Saga ‘Another date with Trunks!’ Ryoko- Where are we? Trunks- We’re outside of the movie place we went to before. Don’t you remember? Ryoko- Oh yeah! That movie was brill! What’re we gonna see now? Trunks- The Heartstealer. Ryoko- Aw wow! Cool! I’ve seen that movie advertised! It’s supposed to be the scariest movie in the history of scary movies! Even scarier than the exorcist! Trunks- Glad that you wanna see it. Ryoko- Boy do I! I live for scary movies! The two of them walked into the movie theatre and Trunks paid for their tickets. They got a private row seen as Trunks paid a lot. They sat down with a bag of malteasers, skittles, Revels, Starburst, Joosters, fun gums, smarties, fruit pastles and two large boxes of sweet popcorn. (sayain appetites, what’d u expect ^_^) They put their extra large drinks into the holders and put their huge amount of snacks on the floor. Ryoko then took a huge slurp of her drink while Trunks stuffed loads of popcorn into his mouth. He tried to talk to Ryoko with the popcorn in his mouth but couldn’t. Ryoko burst out laughing at the scene until Trunks eventually swallowed the popcorn. He then began laughing. The lights then dimmed and the adverts before the movie started. Ryoko and Trunks stopped laughing and watched the adverts. While this scene was going on, Vegeta was training in the gravity room trying not to think about Ryoko and Trunks’ date. He did 1000 one-armed push ups and 1000 back flips under 410 gravity before stopping. Vegeta- Why can’t I get the stupid date out of my head! I know that she loves the both of us equally! Nothings gonna happen! (powers up a ki blast and hurls it around the room) She wouldn’t do anything! But…my son might! Huh? (ki blast closes in on him) Oh no! (ki blast gets him and he screams and blacks out) Ryoko- Huh? Trunks- What? Ryoko- Oh nothing, just a bit of chest pain. Trunks- Are you ok? Ryoko- Yeah. (thinks) Stupid vegetable. Forgot that I can feel his pain and read his mind well you idiotic loudmouth I still haven’t decided and im not gonna try anything and ill make sure that Trunks doesn’t either! Not that he would…(looks at Trunks) Trunks- (stuffs popcorn into his mouth) Hey! The movie’s finally starting! Ryoko- (turns attention to the screen) The movie started by showing a little boy, crying in the corner of his demolished house while a shadow crept up to him. The boy screamed as a claw dug into his flesh and pulled out his heart. The figure drank the heart’s blood and then scrunched up the heart and ate it. He then sucked the air around the boy and the boy’s flesh and youth disappeared. Soon all that was left of the boy was a skeleton and the figure walked away. The title of the movie then came up on the screen, written with blood. Ryoko- This is gonna be good. Trunks- Yeah. The movie was 2 and a half hours long and really gory. Ryoko shoved the last of the bagged sweets into her mouth and Trunks finished off the popcorn as the movie rolled the end credits. They got up from their seats and followed a line of people whose hair was standing on end and their eyes filled with fear. Those people ran out of the cinema as quick as possible but not alone. They were afraid to be alone. Ryoko and Trunks walked out of the cinema casually. Ryoko- (yawns and stretches) That was without a doubt the most boring movie I have ever seen! Scary? I’ve seen scarier halloween costumes! Right Trunks? Trunks- I dunno. I thought that it was quite scary but not scary enough. Ryoko- The blood and the hearts didn’t look real enough. They should’ve used real ones. What were those people scared of? Weaklings. Weak of mind and weak of strength. So, where are we going next? Trunks- To eat. (teleports the two of them to an expensive restaurant) Ryoko- Wow! Cool! Trunks and Ryoko walked up to the front of the queue and Trunks showed the man blocking the entrance their passes. He let them through and angry people who were in the line yelled at them. Inside there were chandeliers and fancy waiters and candles at the tables and… Ryoko- Wow! This place rocks! I bet the food is as good as Tretfonda’s! Waiter- Do you have a reservation senor? Trunks- Ci. Here. (hands the spanish waiter the passes) Waiter- Excellente. Gracias senor. This way senor and senoritta. The waiter took them to a balcony where just one table was. There was romantic music playing and candles on the table. Waiter- Make your order and I shall return soon. Drinks? Trunks- I’ll have a glass of red wine. Ryoko- I’m ok thanks. Waiter- As you wish. (walks off) Trunks- Aren’t you thirsty? Ryoko- Yeah but the drink I desire won’t be here. (brings up holo-top) Its called a sinide special. Computer. Computer- Yeah? Ryoko- Give me a Sinead special. Computer- K. (makes a glass and a liquid goes into it) Ryoko- Thanx. (gets rid if holo-top) Trunks- What is that stuff? Ryoko- My own secret recipe. Trunks- Can I try it? Ryoko- Er…you’d better not. Trunks- Why. Ryoko- It’s lethal to all except those related to a goddess. So unless you want to die you’d better not. Trunks- Oh. What’re you gonna have as a starter? Ryoko- I’m not sure. (looks at the menu) I think I’ll… Ryoko stopped as she listened to the words of the song that was playing. Here I stand alone With this weight upon my heart And it will not go away In my head I keep on looking back Right back to the start Wondering what it was that made you change Well I tried but I had to draw the line And still this question keeps on spinning in my mind What if I had never let you go Would you be the man I used to know If I’d stayed If you tried If we could only turn back time But I guess, we’ll never know Many roads to take Some to joy some to heartache Anyone can lose their way And if I said that we could turn it back Right back to the start Would you take the chance and make a change Do you think how it would have been sometimes Do you pray that I’d never left your side What if I had never let you go Would you be the man I used to know If I’d stayed If you tried If we could only turn back time But I guess, we’ll never know If only we could turn the hands of time If I could take it back Would you still be mine? Cause I tried but I had to draw the line And still this question keeps on spinning in my mind What if I had never let you go Would you be the man I used to know What if I had never walked away Cause I still love you, more than I could say If I’d stayed If you tried If we could only turn back time But I guess, we’ll never know We’ll never know. Ryoko sniffed as the song ended. It reminded her of Tenchi. Trunks- Are you ok Ryoko? Ryoko- (sniffs) Yeah. I’m fine. Trunks- Are you sure? Ryoko nodded her head and cheered up when she heard a not so romantic song been played. It was ‘You make me sick’ by Pink. Ryoko- (thinks) Now THAT is a song dedicated to Tenchi. (smiles) Ok, I’ll have the…prawns. Trunks- Sounds good! I’ll order the same. What about main course? Ryoko- Hmm…what’s the biggest dish here? I’ll have the 30 oz gammon with two fried eggs and chips. Trunks- I’m gonna have…hmm…the same. Sweet? Ryoko- Aw thanx. So are you. Trunks- Huh? Ryoko- You called me sweet. Trunks- Oh well…thanks…I…er…you are sweet n all…I wasn’t…on about…that. Ryoko- What did you mean then? Trunks- Dessert. Ryoko- Oh! Well I’m gonna have the knickerbocker glory! King size! Trunks- I’m gonna have the 20 people portion of profiteroles. Ryoko- The knickerbocker glory could feed that many people. Trunks- Excuse me? (talks to their waiter) Waiter- Yes senor? Would you like to order? Trunks- Yeah. I’ll have the prawns to start followed by the 30 oz gammon with two eggs and chips and finally the 20 people profiteroles. Waiter- (eyes bulge) Is that for both of you senor? Trunks- Nope. Just for me. Is that a problem? Waiter- Of…of course not. What about you senoritta? Ryoko- I’ll have the same but for dessert I’ll have a king size knickerbocker glory instead. Waiter-V…ve…very well senoritta. (walks off muttering) Kids today and their stomachs. Trunks- (frowns a Vegeta frown) Ryoko- (giggles) 15 minutes later the waiter came back with the starters. Trunks- Thank you. Ryoko- Cheers! (takes a bite from one of the prawns) Trunks- Any good? Ryoko- There delicious! (A.n- I personally HATE prawns! There disgusting! Bleuch!) Not as good as the ones on Tretfonda but still the second best in the universe! Trunks- (takes a bite) There gorgeous! I haven’t tasted any food from Tretfonda but if there’s are better than these then they must be brilliant! The two of them ate their prawns quickly without talking, only listening to the music. Once they had finished, the waiter came and took away their plates and returned with the two ginormous dishes of food. The food portions may have been gigantic but they were no match for a Sayain’s appetite. Once the main course had been devoured the waiter got rid of the plates and brought the biggest meal yet, the dessert. Trunks devoured the 50 profiteroles smothered in chocolate in less than 2 minutes and Ryoko ate the knickerbocker glory’s many ice cream flavours in 59 seconds. Once they were done, Trunks paid the very expensive bill and gave the waiter a $10 tip. He was going to give a $25 tip but remembered how rude the waiter was when he thought that they were out of earshot. The two of them went to the toilets and to a disco. Ryoko- Those portions there were huge! But yet I’m still hungry! Trunks- Yeah. (burps) Me too. The two of them walked into the disco and partyed until early the next morning. Once again, Ryoko had drank bottles and bottles of sake but still wasn’t drunk but as for Trunks…he was. Very. Trunks- The evil squirrels throwing peanuts at me. Its mocking me. I’ll kill it. Little squirrel, come here… Ryoko- I can easily guess where Trunks gets this from. (teleports the two of the to Trunks’ room and puts Trunks’ in bed) Trunks- I’M GONNA DIE! Ryoko- (sighs and injects him with a sleeping fluid) Night Trunks. (kisses him) Trunks- Night Ryoko…I…love…you. (falls asleep) Ryoko then walked to her room and teleported to her sleeping quarters. She opened her mind link with Vegeta to find that he was just coming in from training when it was 5:00am. Ryoko- He must’ve just woken up from when he got knocked out. I know that he takes ages to come back to reality once he’s been unconscious. (walks downstairs and goes into the kitchen) I need a non-alcoholic drink. (takes out a carton of pure orange juice and drinks it from the carton) That’s better! (A.N- Another thing I hate. I HATE PURE ORANGE JUICE! BLEUCH!) Vegeta- What’re you doing up so early woman? Ryoko- Getting a drink. I need to get the taste of alcohol out of my mouth. I had way too much. (yawns) There’s no point in going to bed now. I’m going to train. Care to join me? Vegeta- No. I’m gonna (yawns and falls asleep on the floor) Ryoko- (shakes head) Better clean him up. Ryoko cleaned up Vegeta’s wounds from training and changed his suit (A.N- To all you hentais out there, she didn’t change him by hand! She used her computer to get another suit on him!) so that he would be more comfortable. She then carried him up to bed and placed him in bed gently. She kissed his forehead and went into her lab to do some activities. She’d done her verbal exercises already but still had to do her mental and physical. She brought up her computer. Ryoko- Hey computer! Computer- Hi! What’s up! Ryoko- (thinks) Thank god I fixed this computer! (speaks up) I need my mental exercises. Computer- Ok! Question 1. What is an energy swords heat and mass? Ryoko- Depends on the person. The heat of the sword is the body temp times 1000 and the mass is equivalent to that of the air. It has no mass. Computer- 100% correct! Question 2, how do you… Ryoko carried on with the questions and got every one of them right. Once she had completed question 1000 she stopped. Ryoko- That’s enough for now. Computer- Ok. Physical training now? Ryoko- Yep. Computer- Gravity level? Ryoko- 99,000. Computer- Are you sick? You at least usually have 100,000 and that’s only if you are tired. What’s wrong? Ryoko- I’ve just got a lot on my mind at the moment. Computer- I understand. (teleports Ryoko to her gravity room) Ryoko- Time for a work out. Ryoko worked at the speed of sound but that still was way too slow for her. She was too deep in thought. Ryoko- Who do I love? I know that I love them both but which one do I want to be with always? I love him the most at the moment but the tables still could change. (sighs) Why does everything in life have to be so BLOODY COMPLICATED! But, someone was watching Ryoko. They were the reason Ryoko was in that dimension in the first place. Figure- Perfect. Away from Tenchi and in a serious situation. That boy has defeated Yugi. My best creation. My most evil creation. Gone at the hands of that boy. He is no danger now. Since Ryoko is elsewhere, Ayeka is planning to go back to Jurai with Sasami and Mihoshi and Kiyone are working in an office. My sister is no threat. Her daughter is more useful for me now. Once she gets hurt, the power unleashed by those two men will be great enough for me to rule the universe! It still won’t be enough for me to beat my three sisters though but when I get those two fool’s power, Ryoko will get mad. Now that she has surpassed her mother in power, her power combined with that of Trunks’ and Vegeta’s will be enough for me to destroy my sisters! ALL THREE OF THEM! (laughs evilly) Servant- What do you wish my lady? Figure- Nothing yet. I will my move soon. Servant- As you wish Lady Maligno. Lady Maligno- Soon, my little ones, soon… That’s it! Well? What’s gonna happen? Who is this Lady Maligno? What’s gonna happen to our fave characters? Well, find it out next time! Oh by the way, I thought that I’d tell you that Maligno is Spanish for evil spirit. That give you a clue? Well whatever. Ryoko better prepare herself to face the most powerful evil mind ever! The next chap should be entitled ‘The Watcher’ but don’t forget that it can change! So if ya wanna send me praise (^_^), flames (L ) or just wanna chat to a beautiful girl then e-mail me at petaholic2001@hotmail.com