I don't own any of the characters in this and am not making any money off of them at all. Outlaw Cabbit By, Clayton Overstreet. The large splash in the lake didn't attract much attention at first in the Misaki home. It wasn't until they realized that Mihoshi was still sitting on the couch that they all realized something unusual was going on. They all ran outside and saw a strange red spacecraft in the lake. Some people were swimming out of the lake while the others watched. One was a skinny but well muscled man with red hair. Next to him was a younge boy with blond hair and a blue/black haired and very pale girl. Behind them came another taller woman with long black hair and dressed in flowng (literaly at the moment) white robes. The last and most vocal was a girl that looked like she was half tiger with white hair whining and paddling poorly in the water. When they got to shore the boy looked up at the red haired man. "They have to have a beacon you said. What planet doesn't have a beacon you said. Gene one of these days you're going to get us all killed." Gene looked down at him and laughed. The young woman that was with him tapped his shoulder. "Gene..." Gene turned to her and said, "What is it Melfina?" She pointed to Tenchi's group and Gene goggled. "Wow..." His eyes seemed to be working their way over Mihoshi, Ryoko, and Ayeaka at the same time. By this time the other two had made it out of the water and were wringing out their clothes. Tenchi stepped forward. "I take it you crashed." Gene smiled at him. "Yeah. We-OW!" Jim kicked him in the leg and Gene continued, "I thought for sure every planet had a landing beacon. I'm Gene Starwind and that pile of scrap in the water is my ship, the Outlaw Star." A voice came from the ship. "I am not scrap Gene. i received very little damage in the fall, no thanks to you." Gene looked back and yelled, "Shut up Gilliam." Turning back to Tenchi he smiled. Tenchi bowed and looked behind him. "Would you and your friends like to come in and dry off?" He smiled a thanks to Tenchi and they followed him inside. Once they were all seated and their wet clothes were hung up to dry Tenchi suggested that they introduced themselves. Gene turned to the people behind him. "Well he's my partner Jim Hawking. The girl behind him is Melfina my navigator," The boy nodded and the pale girl blushed prettily. "And those are Twilight Suzuka the best assasin in the known universe and the wet ball of fur sitting behind her is Aisha Clanclan of the Ctarl-Ctarl empire." Washu's eyes widdend a bit as she looked at the tiger girl. "That's not funny Gene! Do you know how long it takes fur to dry?" Washu grinned and looked at her. "If you like I could dry you off more quickly." Aisha looked up at her and smiled. "Realy?" Washu held out her hands and a holographic computer appeared infront of her. Suddenly Aisha was a ball of fluss with her fur sticking in every direction. Gene chuckled and Washu handed Aisha a fur brush. The tiger girl took it with as much dignity as she could muster. Finaly Tenchi decided to introduce himself and his friends. "I am Tenchi misaki, first crown prince of Jurai, and this is my father Noboyuki, and my grandfather Yosho." The other's eyes had almost bugged out of their skulls when he said he was the crown prince. They kept getting bigger as he continued. "These are Ayeaka and Sasami the crown princess of Jurai and her sister. Mihoshi here is a first class galaxy police officer. Ryoko and Ryo-oki the former space pirates and ofcourse Washu the greatest scientist in the universe." Gene looked at Ryoko and Ryo-oki in total shock. The furry little cabbit in her arms didn't look like a space pirate. He turned to Jim. "How much is the bounty on those two?" Jim opened his computer and scanned them. "Ryoko was pardoned due to the statute of limitations but in her day was worth over ten million wong and twenty seven billion Jurai. Ryo-oki is was woth the same but she is reported to have been pardoned.Wow Gene we should have gotten here earlier." Ryoko looked at them and her eyes glowed red, "Are you two bounty hunters by any chance?" They nodded. Tenchi stepped in. "Well none of you is to harm anyone while you are in my house, is that understood." Gene smiled and nodded. "No problem your highness. We aren't after you. We came looking for the galactic layline." Washu looked up and smiled. "Oh is that all. Do you need a map?" Gene looked at her in shock. "You know where it is?" Washu nodded. Meanwhile Aisha had just finished grooming herself and had gotten her first real look at the others. Her eyes traveled over them criticaly but stopped when they reached Washu. Instantly she bowned to the floor and started making guteral sounds in her throat. Washu smiled at her pleasantly. "I see the Ctarl-Ctarl have not forgotten me. But you can get up, I'm only human now." Aisha stood up still looking at Washu with awe. Gene looked between them for a minute and said, "Does anyone mind telling me what that was all about?" Washu looked at Gene and grinned. "If you will all follow me to my lab I believe I can explain." She lead them into the broom closet. Along the way Gene's crew kept looking at all the strange creatures Washu kept. Suzuka actualy jumped as a huged snake-like creature with huge fangs snapped at her before disapearing into the darkness of it's cage. Finaly they reached the middle of the lab. Everyone found themselves in small desks while Washu stood infront of them in her proffesor outfit. (Those of you not interested in a long exposition may wish to read another story. I'm sorry but sometimes a story needs explaining). Washu pulled down the screen and addressed the class. "Now, who had some questions?" Gene started to ask one when a flowerpot landed on his head. "Please raise your hand before asking a question." Suzuka smiled and raised her hand. Washu smiled and looked at her. "Why did Aisha bow to you." Washu smiled and hit a button on her computer. "Very good question." Three images appeared on the screen. One was Washu in her adult form, one was Tsunami, and the other was a lady none of them recognized. "When the universe was created the gods were put incharge of making things. Me and my sisters Tsunami and Tokimi were incharge of making one sentient race each. Tsunami created the Juraians, Tokimi created humans, and I created the Ctarl-Ctarl." She smirked and looked at Ryoko and Ryo-oki. "Incase you can't tell I have a thing for cats." Ryoko snorted. Melfina raised her hand. "Um, if you're a goddess then what are you doing here." Washu sighed and looked down. "I wanted to experience life, love, and motherhood. I put most of my powers into three gems and will not regain them unless I die or take the gems back. After that I married a man and had a son. His family didn't like me so they took them from me while he was away. I took on this child-like form and later made Ryoko and Ryo-oki. I gave Ryoko my gems, but before I could raise my daughters an evil man named Kagato took them from me. For two thousand years he used her to destroy and pirate one world after another." Ryoko frowned and looked down at her desk. Tenchi reached over and rubbed her back and she smiled up at him gratefully. Jim raised his hand next. "Then how did you end up here?" Washu pushed a button and a scene opened up before them. "As you can see here Yosho defeted Ryoko and locked her in a cave for seven hundred years. Then Tenchi released her. Kagato tracked down her readings as did Ayeaka who was looking for Yosho. Kagato came and took Ryoko. Then Tenchi went after him. Tsunami, who is bonded with Sasami there, saved him when Kagato blasted the spaceship they were in. Then he defeted Kagato. This freed me and we all went back here." Aisha raised her hand last. "You mean to tell me all the times I prayed to you were totaly useless?" Washu smiled and nodded. "Sorry. Try praying to one of the other Ctarl-Ctarl gods." Suzuka was still looking at Sasami who was sitting there politely quiet. Washu put her things away and teleported them all back to the livingroom. Gene rubbed the lump on his head. Yosho looked at Tenchi, "Tenchi it's time for you to pracice." Tenchi sighed. Yosho noticed the wooden sword on Suzuka's back. "Would you care to help out young lady?" Suzuka smiled pleasantly. "I'm not sure that would be a good idea. When I fight I fight until I win or am defeted. I have only been defeted once." She glanced at Gene who was still looking at the other girls. Yosho grinned. "Then this will be good training for Tenchi. Come on both of you." Suzuka shrugged and followed as Yosho lead them away. After they were gone Melfina went over to Washu. "Um... excuse me miss. But do you think you can help me?" Washu looked up at her and frowned, "No... not unless you call me little Washu." Melfina smiled and said, "Please little Washu could you help me." Washu grinned and nodded. "Sure thing, what do you need help with?" Melfina blushed and said, "I need you to help me figure out who I am and why I was made." Washu laughed, "No problem. Just come back to my lab for afew tests and we'll see what we can do." Melfina smiled and followed the scientist to her lab. Jim watched them go and tapped Gene on the shoulder. "Jim are you sure we can trust these people? I mean gods, spacepirates, and royalty. It's all a bit much." Gene shrugged and looked at him. "I think they're alright. I'm going to go get the Outlaw Star out of the lake alright?" Jim nodded and sat back on the couch. Mihoshi came over and sat with him when Gene was gone. "So you're a bounty hunter?" Jim looked at her and said, "Yeah. Why? Think I'm too young of something?" Mihoshi shook her head. "Actually I was about your age when I strated in the Galaxy Police. I just think bounty hunters are realy cool. But that friend of yours was gining me the creeps looking at us like that." Jim chuckled and looked out the window. "He's not usualy that bad. He just has a thing for pretty girls. Don't worry about it." Mihoshi smiled and nodded. "Alright. I wont hold that against him. Anyway I figure you two must be a good team because you're still alive." He smiled at her and said thanks. She then turned on the television and spaced out. Meanwhile Sasami had gone to make lunch while Aisha was talking with Ryoko. "So she's you're mom? You are so lucky." Ryoko shrugged and looked away. "It's no big deal. She wasn't exactly able to raise me ya know. Heck if it wasn't for Tenchi we'd both still be locked up right now." Aisha smiled and nodded. "Hey Aisha, do you like that Gene guy or something?" Aisha laughed and shook her head. "Nah, he's cute but I'm not realy that interested in him. I'm just along to find the Galactic layline." Ryoko raised and eyebrow. "What's that?" Aisha shrugged. "It's the greatest treasure in the universe supposedly." Ryoko smiled and shrugged. Suddenly Ayeaka came up and looked at Aisha. "Hello. So you are from the Ctarl-Ctarl empire? I'd heard of you but I'd never met one before." Ryoko snorted and mumbled, "Lucky them." Ayeaka's face turned red and she turned on Ryoko. "What was that you pirate?" Ryoko stepped up and pushed her face right into Ayeaka's. "You heard me princess. What do you think you're going to do about it?" Ayeaka jumped back and blasted at Ryoko. Ryoko called up her forse field to block it and fired back. Aisha just sat there and watched stunned. Tenchi bowed to Suzuka and held up the master key. He had said that since she only had the wooden sword he should use one too, but was shut up when she sliced through a rock with it. She smiled and Yosho began the match. Tenchi started blocking jab after jab from Suzuka. She pushed him to the edge before he got a foot hold. He barely got his shield up before the beam she fired at him hit. "Hey you could have killed me!" Suzuka nodded. "Yes. This is how I train.It's all or none." Tenchi looked at Yosho and nodded. Tenchi shrugged and threw his sword to the side. Suzuka smiled. "Does this mean that you give up?" Tenchi shook his head, :"No it just means that I'm using all my power since you are." The light hawk wings appeared infront of him and Suzuka gasped. "I thought only Jurai trees could do that!" Two of the wings formed Tenchi's battle suit and the third became a sword in his hand. Suzuka charged and Tenchi blocked her attack. Suzuka fired another blast at him, but he formed a shield and blockled it. At the same time she tripped him and he barely rolled out of the way before her sword came down on his chest. Tenchi jumped up and swung his sword at Suzuka. She blocked it with hers and jumped back holding her sword infront of her. Suddenly her sword split and crumpled. Every hit it had taken from Tenchi's sword showed as pieced fell off from it. She gapped as he pointed his sword at her throat. "Give up?" She nodded numbly. Tenchi sent his sword and armor away and smiled appologeticaly. "Sorry about your sword." She shrugged and tossed it away. "I have others. Those are some impressive techniques. I'm glad we weren't fighting for real." Tenchi smiled and rubbed the back of his head. Yosho stepped forward and looked at Suzuka. "You have some very impressive moves aswell. I get the feeling that in a real fight you may be a match for almost anyone." She smiled pleasantly. After that they all looked up as they heard an explosion from the house. Tenchi and Yosho sighed. "What was that?" Suzuka asked. Tenchi smirked. "It seems that Ayeaka and Ryoko are fighting again. I just hope they don't destroy too much of the house this time." Suzuka looked at them in suprise. Then followed as they lead the way back to the house. By the time Tenchi and Yosho got there Ryoko and Ayeaka had stopped fighting and Ryoko was talking with Aisha again. Aisha looked at Ryoko and said, "Impressive, but I think I could take ya." Ryoko laughed. "That? I just make that look hard so i don't embarrass the princess. If I used my full power she'd be fried just from the backwash." Aisha grinned showing all her pointed teeth and Ryoko grinend back showing her fangs. "I still think I could take you in a fight. After all we Ctarl-Ctarl are immortal." Ryoko shrugged. "Well if you want to I suppose I could go for it." Aisha looked up and saw the full moon in the day sky. "Alright. Let's go." Tenchi came up behind them. "Hey you two. If you want to play go to the training area." Ryoko smiled and turned to Tenchi. "Oh Tenchi, you know I'd rather play with you any time." She ran a hand down his chest. Tenchi's face turned red and a drop of blood fell from his nose. He took off running for the house and Ryoko sighed. Suzuka looked at Yosho. "What was that all about?" Yosho grinend and said, "He may be able to beat supervillains, but Ryoko can turn him into putty." Suzuka smiled and nodded. "I see. Every warrior has weakness's." Yosho looked at her as if to ask what her's were but she walked into the house. Aisha followed Ryoko to the training area. On the way they saw the Outlaw star lifting out of the water and drying off. Once there each of them stood on either side of the clearing. What followed was to quick for me to see but it ended with both Aisha and Ryoko laying unconsious on the ground. Melfina looked over Washu's shoulder. Washu had set up her scanners and had instructed Melfina to get onto the table. "You don't mind taking your clothes off do you?" Melfina shook her head. "No, I have to when I navigate the Outlaw Star so it's no big deal." She took off her clothes and lay down on the table. The scanners moved over her slowly. They gthered information on every aspexct of her being. "Very good work. They used some of my theories to give you a soul. It seems you were designed to navigate that ship out there. You needed a personality and human emotions so that unlike a machine you could adapt to new situations. Considering that you are going to the galactic lay line you'll need it." Melphina looked up at her. "What is the galactic lay line?" Washu gave her a smirk and siad, "Oh I think you'll know it when you see it." (I appologize for the cop out but the show had only been on a couple weeks and they haven't gotten that far). "Oh, now this is very interesting." Melfina got off the table and looked over Washu's shoulder again. "What? What is it?" Washu smiled evily and looked at her. 'It seems you have strong feelings for Gene." Melfina blushed and tried to look away. "Oh don't be embarrassed. Does he like you too?" Melfina blushed and frowned. "I have trouble sleeping when I'm not around him. He... he tried to kiss me once. But I didn't feel right about it and pushed him away." Washu nodded and turned back to the computer. "Tenchi has a similar relationship with Ryoko. Maybe you should talk to him about it." Melfin looked up from where she had been putting her clothes on. "Realy? But Ryoko is so pretty. Why would Tenchi not like her?" Washu laughed. "Not like her? That's not the problem. He likes her just a bit too much and he can't handle it because he's too polite." Washu did slightly envy her daughter. One thing she had noticed was that while the others could make him freak out if they tried, only Ryoko actualy made Tenchi's nose bleed. When she turned around Melfina was gone. She was suprised but the girl did have something to think about. Washu had to admit that the technology that made Melfina was almost as advanced as what she'd used to make Ryoko and Ryo-oki. The link with her ship though was odd. It was a biomechanical interface that required direct contact in a solution made of electrons. That meant she had to be in the solution for her brainwaves to reach the ship while Ryoko could talk to Ryo-oki without it. Washu decided to go over the information for a while, but Sasami peeked in and called her for lunch. When she got there the entire group was there. Even Ryoko and Aisha had dragged themselves back in. Melfina had offered to help Sasami set up but Sasami had explained that she liked cooking and cleaning. "I know what you mean Sasami. It makes me feel useful to do things like that too." Ryo-oki looked up and meowed at Melfina who gave her a quick pet behind the ears before sitting down. The newest people in the group said that Sasami's cooking was just as good as Melfina's. Melfina and Sasami both blushed happily. They all enjoyed the meal tremendously. After lunch Melfina went over to Tenchi. "Can I talk with you?" Tenchi smiled and said sure. They walked out the door while Ryoko and Ayeaka stared after jealously. Ryoko appeaed infront of Tenchi and Melfina. "Now you don't so any thing with Tenchi understand? He's mine." The she vanished again before Ayeaka could get out a startled 'Is not he's mine'. Melfina giggled and Tenchi rolled his eyes. They walked up the road to the shrine. "So what did you want to talk to me Melfina?" Melfina blushed and looked at the ground. "Well Washu said you had a problem similar to mind and said I should talk to you about it?" Tenchi looked at her stangely, "What do you mean." Melfina took a deep breath. "Well I kinda like Gene... but every time he makes a move on me I feel weird and push him off. But I still like him. I like falling asleep when he's around and I like his company most times." Tenchi nodded. "I know what you mean. Ryoko is always hugging me and trying to get me to have sex with her. It realy makes me feel weird. But sometimes she can be so nice. Like when she's watching the sky. She just seems so calm and peaceful." Melfina smiled and they both got nastalgic looks. "I'm not sure if I can help you with this Melfina. I have Ryoko and Ayeaka fighting over me, plus I can't get up the courage to tell them how I realy feel." Melfina nodded understanding. "Well atleast they pay attention to you. Gene keeps trying to get dates with every pretty girl we meet. And with Aisha and Suzuka on board what chance do I have? I'm not realy that pretty." tenchi smiled at her and shook his head. "You are too Melphina. you're just different from them. Plus you have alot of very good qualities." Melfina smiled up at him. "Realy?" he nodded and kept walking. "How did you and Gene meet?" Melfina told him about how Gene had opened the case she had been put in and let her out. Tenchi smiled. "Ryoko and I met similarly. She was locked in that cave up there for sevenhundred years." Tenchi told her about how he had released Ryoko and what had happened at the school. After that they walked in silence for a while. Back at the house Suzuka sat quietly drinking some tea Sasami had offered her and talking with the young princess. Sasami smiled pleasantly and looked up at her. "What is an assasin anyway Suzuka? I've heard the word before." Suzuka put her cup on the table and took a long look at her before answering. "I kill people for money." Sasami's eyes got big. "You mean like pirates and bad guys?" Sazuka.nodded and said, "Usualy. But if the money is right and I want the job I will kill anyone." Sasami frowned and looekd into her tea. "That doesn't sound very nice. Why hurt someone who hasn' t done anything wrong? Don't you get enough money fromt the bad guys?" Suzuka shook her head and sipped her tea. "No, I have... expenses. And I don't see what makes you a judge of what is right and wrong." Sasami grinned and said, "Oh that's easy. She does." Sasami pointed to the mirror on the wall next to the table. Suzuka looked up and saw herself sitting there drinking tea, but in Sasami's place was a woman in white robes with long blue hair and two spots on her head. Suzuka looked between Sasami and her reflection obviously shocked. "You... you realy are a goddess!" Sasami giggled and shook her head. "No, not yet. We wont full merge until I look like her. But anyway Tsunami always told me that killing innocent people was wrong." Tsunami turned and stepped out of the mirror. "It is especialy wrong if you are doing it simply to support your gambling habit with the blood of innocents." Suzuka gasped then frowned at Tsunami. "Nobody is truely innocent in this world. Tsunami raised an eyebrow. "Is that so? Well maybe but I still think that in the future you may want to consider what you do more carefuly." Then tsunami vanished before Suzuka could respond. Sasami sighed. "Sorry, she does that." Suzuka looked at the little girl closely. Then with a single tear falling from her eye she got up and walked outside. Gene. Jim, and Mihoshi were buisy shining the hull of the Outlaw Star when Suzuka came out. Gene looked up and saw Sazuka's tear. "Are you alright Suzuka?" Suzuka just turned and walked off into the woods. One of Gilliam's robots worked it's way over to him. "I think one of you should go talk to her. She seems to be highly distressed." Gene and Jim looked at eachother. "Don't look at me, all I ever manage to do is make girls angry," Gene said. Jim sighed and walked after her. Jim found Suzuka sitting alone on a boulder. She had no more tears and her face was decptively calm. "Suzuka, are you alright?" She didn't answer. Jim walked over and set on the rock next to her. "Did something happen? Are you hurt?" Suzuka smiled lightly and looked at him. "Never get into a discussion of right and wrong with a god." She told Jim what had happened with Sasami. Jim just rubbed his head. "I'm sorry Suzuka, but I don't know what to say about this. You're my friend and all and you're moves are realy great especially when we are fighting the pirates. But..." Suzuka looked up at him. Sighing she shook her head. "I know Gene. That's why her words hurt so much. I have done a great many evil things in my life. And I never can stop because I loose the money almost as soon as I get it." "What do you mean?" She smiled and leaned back a bit tapping her new wooden sword on the rock. "I gamble alot. I just can't stop myself. That's where I go when I disapear on the worlds we visit. I even bet on the Outlaw Star durring the race you were in." She looked at him closely. "You wont tell Gene that will you?" Jim smiled and shook his head. "No, but I think I can help you. I bet you a thousand wong that you can't stop gambling." Suzuka smiled and said, "Deal!" Jim help out his hand and motioned for her to pay up. Suzuka smacked her forehead and then reached into her clother to fork over the money. Jim put it in his pocket and smiled. "Now whenever you feel the urge to gamble just come to me and we'll make the same bet." Suzuka laughed. "I am not going to fall for that one again... Oh I see what you mean. How did you learn that?" Jim leaned back and looekd up at the sky. "Gene had a similar problem once. Ofcourse he lost twenty thousand to me before he stopped, but I'm not complaining." They both laughed. Suzuka looked up at the sky. "You know I think she was right." Jim looked over at her. "About what Suzuka?" She was looking into the woods. "I think I need to think more before I take a job. I don't think I want to kill innocent people anymore." Jim nodded and smiled at her. "I think that's a good attitude Suzuka." Ayeaka had goen inside to watch her afternoon soap opera's, while Ryoko and Aisha still sat outside. Ryoko's eyes had beenglues on the path to the cave since Tenchi and Melfina had gone up to the shrine. Aisha had been trying to talk to you but Ryoko was too ditracted. Finaly she came out and asked what was wrong. Ryoko looked at her and sighed. "I get a little worried when Tenchi isn't around." Aisha smiled. "Well you don't have to worry about Melfina. She like Gene." Ryoko smirked, "And how would you know that?" Aisha pointed to her nose. "Feramones. Can't you smell them? She let's them off around Gene like you wouldn't believe. Just like you and Tenchi do." She teased. Ryoko blushed and looked away. "All i ever smell on Tenchi is fear." She told Aisha about the time she had chased Tenchi down at the school. Melfina laughed. "Well he sure didn't smeel scared... atleast not of you directly. He actually seems to like you quite a bit." Ryoko snorted and shook her head. "Oh yeah, then why does he always run away from me when I try to get near him." Aisha shrugged. "I don't know. Melfina does the same when Gene tries to hit on her. Until then she seems to want to be near him all the time, but the second he tries to pay any attention to her she get's all edgy." Aisha twitched her tail and smiled. Ryoko frowned and twitched her tail at the same time. "You mean she likes him until he starts trying to like her too?" Aisha nodded. "Yeah. If Gene is just sitting there quietly she'll go stand with him, or if he needs something she's the first to volunteer to help out. And she realy enjoys his compliments. But when he tries to kiss her..." Ryoko finished the statement, "...she runs." Ryoko bit her lip thinking. There had been times when she had not been payig attention and Tenchi had set down with her. When she had realized he was there she had blushed and left. But now she wondered exactly what would have happend if she had stayed put. Gene came around the corner. He had heard every word they had said, but pretended he didn't. "Aisha the ships ready when you are. And we can finaly find the galactic lay line." Aisha smiled and got up. Ryoko shook her hand. "Come visit when you can guys." They nodded and Gene turned around. Jim and Suzuka came out of the woods at the same time Tenchi and Melfina came around the corner from the shrine. "Hey guys, good timing. It's time to go." The crew of the Outlaw Star gathered near the hatch to the ship. Once they had said their goodbyes to everyone they turned to leave. Once they were inside Gene and Melfina looked at eachother and said, "Can we talk later?" The other members of the crew includign Gilliam snored and whispered, "It's about time." Melfina and Gene blushed and quickly ran to their positions. As the ship took off into space Tenchi was still smiling. "You know that wasn't so bad. For once people came who weren't trying to kill us." The others giggled and went inside. The end Autho's note. Well it's done. An Outlaw Star crossover. I know I didn't solve any of the usual problem i do, Kyonei wasn't here, and the explanations went a bit long, but all in all not a bad story wouldn't you agree? Send any comments to clayton_n@hotmail.com