The usual, I do not own Tenchi or any other Tenchi chars in this fan fic, they are the property of AIC and Pioneer, this is written for the heck of it, so no I am not trying to make money off it, so no suing me, as it is doubtful that you would get any out of me anyhow, also Ghost in the Shell Characters are the creation of Masamune Shirow. *Thinks* Pretty much all the characters in this fic belong to someone else, a few of his classmates are the only ones I created in my own little mind *goes off to stew in my own petty little dreams* Also any similarities to a Stanley Kubrick classic are probably also intentional, and no I do not own it. Oh yes. I stink at Japanese names. Probably should pay more attention to the credits to pick up a few, but I'm too lazy, so don't hold the names against me. oh and most American sounding names are intentional One last tidbit (I promise this time) at first this may seem more like a military basic than a Police academy, but . hey I have seen more Military Basic movies than Police academy movies (and yes I have seen the Police Academy movies, but no its not goanna be like that), but I will try to tone it down a bit, mind you there will be some Cussing, so parents. keep an eye on your kids. if they learn any new words. uhhh, They did it*points to the next Fanfic writer above him*. Need some C&C people send it to rando_san7@hotmail.com but please don't spam me ((Damn those Disclaimers take a while)) No Need to see the Galaxy Chapter 3 "No need for Drill Instructors" The dark cabin stank, the reassuring throb of the engines died off at least fifteen minutes before and all the lights had gone out in the cramped hold, and with the lights the air conditioning had gone out as well, and the temperature steadily rose, bodies sweated, and the smell grew worse by the second. Row 3, seat D, a young man with dark spiky hair and a ponytail glanced around, pondering how his grandfather always gave such a calm air, and wondered whether or not he would be so calm now. "Hey Tendo, what's going on?" a boy with long bluish hair sitting next to him asked. "I don't have a clue Toro." Tendo Masugi replied. "Hopefully something soon." Toro Kamachi said quietly, "This waiting is killing me." As if on cue, the hold doors at the back of the cramped shuttle burst open, spilling in harsh light, causing the seated trainees to flinch in pain. With the light, came the Drill instructors. Yelling harsh obscenities at the seated recruits, pulling them out of the chairs and pushing them out the door. Right before a particularly hard shove Tendo called back to Toro. "This more like what you wanted." If the blue haired boy replied, Tendo didn't hear it, for the shove that came after that knocked him off his feet, kicking up a spray of mud. It was this way he first set foot on the planet Verakim, rumored to have two types of weather, cold and cloudy, or torrential rain. Coughing slightly, Tendo started to pick himself up, when a heavy black boot planted itself in the middle of his shoulder blades and pressed him back down into the muck, spreading it farther across him, prompting more coughs. "Does the poor little rainbow have a cold?" A harsh female voice mocked. Slowly Tendo opened his eyes, staring at the black boots that had only moments before pressed him back into the mud, looking up he noted that they were connected to a pair of long muscular legs, connected to a powerful yet lithe feminine frame, strong yet slender arms were crossed over breasts that would put Ryoko to shame. Still higher up, Tendo Masugi, formerly Tenchi Masaki, crown prince of Jurai, came face to face with the face of the woman that would cause him endless grief for the next ten weeks. The face, with its cold almost inhuman Ice blue eyes hidden behind a pair of dark sunglasses, black hair slicked back and tied behind her head in a ponytail, and face, that had not been graced with a smile in a long time. "Get on your feet worm." She sneered. Not wishing to bring down her wrath any faster or any more he quickly stood. Yet he noted she still stood taller, now on his feet, she looked even more imposing. She turned on her heel and began pacing, "Look at you buckets of slime," she sneered, "So you want to be Galaxy Police do you." Giving a diminutive snort she glanced back to the lined up recruits. "I haven't seen a bigger bunch of "Mama's boys, or Lily mongers in my life." Finally she had reached the center, turning on her heel she addressed everyone, "I am Major Motoko Kusanagi*, your senior Drill instructor, its my job to make certain you go through hell and back, Cause the GP doesn't want sniveling cowards." Again she resumed pacing, like a tiger stalking its prey, "You Rats will eat when I tell you, sleep when I tell you, and wipe your dirty little asses when I tell you." Again she reached the center, and turned on her heel, with what was supposed to be a smile, but looked more like a snarl she spoke again. "So, do any of you mama's boys think you can take me in a fair fight?" she looked up and down the line. "Come on, surely one of you numbskulls thinks you can take me out." Tendo however had been watching her pace, and his instincts screamed at him not to underestimate her. He only hoped that the rest of his fellow recruits were smart enough to think the same. Apparently some weren't, as a large muscular young boy stepped out down the line, "Ah think ah can Ma'am," he drawled with a thick accent. "You think you can whip me Cadet?" she asked, raising one charcoal black eyebrow behind her sunglasses. Shrugging she looked to the behemoth of a boy, "What's your name Cadet?" she asked him simply. "Breckenridge. *" He stated in that odd drawl of his. Nodding she waved her hand. "Very well Cadet Breckenridge, at your leisure." Tendo watched the hulk approach her, but as soon as he reached her, fists swinging he lost track of the movements, all he knew was one second Breckenridge was throwing a punch, the next minute he was on his back, bluish blood running from his nose and his arm that he was throwing the punch with hung at an odd angle in the middle of the forearm, by this time the big boy hadn't processed what had just happened, much less the fact that his arm was severely broken, finally it caught up with him, and he screamed in pain. "MEDIC." Kusanagi called simply, then looked to the remaining recruits. "Anyone else?" Three more recruits tried their luck, three more in the infirmary. Finally they had gotten the picture; no one stood a chance against their drill instructor, yet. Tendo was beginning to figure out who Kiyone and Mihoshi were talking about on the trip here. By the end of the day they had their uniforms, training clothes, bunk assignments, and freshly shaved heads (the women of course had short hair, unless they wanted to shave it)). Tendo was pleased to see the Blue haired boy from who had sat next to him on the shuttle; Toro Kamachi was his new bunkmate, taking the upper bunk. "Wow man, our DI has some moves." Toro said lying back in his bunk. "So I noticed," replied Tendo, affixing a smiling picture of Kiyone in her GP uniform to the bottom of the bunk*. "Who's the babe in the picture Tendo?' Toro asked about the picture. Tendo grinned up at him, "One of my buddies who talked me into joining the GP." "She's pretty hot." Toro stated looking up at the ceiling, rolling over he looked down at Tendo, asking with a grin. "So, did ya schnook* her?" "Of course not." Tendo said, looking shocked, "I said friend, not girlfriend." Shrugging the blue haired boy let it drop, rolling back over, he simply muttered. "If you insist." * * * Morning came much too early. In fact the only highlight to it was the lack of buxom cyan haired space pirates dropping in his lap as he slept. Instead Tendo was rewarded with a well-placed kick to the middle of his bunk, causing him to leap up and land in a heap on the floor. "Sleep well?" came an harsh Feminine Sneer, "Alright Kiddies time to run, on your feet, MOVE IT." Kusanagi yelled. Still groggy for sleep, and still sore from the kick Tendo struggled to get dressed, falling in line only a bit late. Running outside the bunkhouse Tendo was somewhat shocked at the light drizzle, about to turn back to get a rain slicker, he decided against it when he heard Kusanagi from behind him. "Don't let a little rain chill you off, get up a good run and you'll be plenty warm." At first he didn't believe her, each and every drop seemed to chill his body by a degree, but after the first lap or two Tendo was finally starting to notice the burning in his lungs, at least it kept him warm. A precursory glance backward revealed all he needed to know about the raven haired DI, breathing normally. 'Jeeze she's like a Machine*' he thought. Pushups, sit-ups, and running filled the majority of the day, for all trainees, not just Tendo. In particular Kusanagi concentrated on one rather overweight boy named Hibiki, who reminded Tendo a lot of Amagasaki, the clown faced boy from his high school. Tendo could not remember the boy's name, but that did not stop Kusanagi from branding him with the name "Gomer Pyle."* In the middle of the run back to the Mess hall for lunch "Gomer" slipped in the mud, Kusanagi was on him in a Second. "Get your ass out of that mud!" she screamed. "Did I call for a rest break? Did any of you other pansy's hear me call for a rest break." "MAM, NO MAM!" the rest of the recruits called back. "I didn't think so," she yelled. "So does Mr. Pyle here think he's special or something? Does he think he should somehow deserve special treatment? Well?" she stated, malice in her voice and grabbing onto the back of the larger boy's shirt and yanking him up almost effortlessly to his knees. "Ma'am, no ma'am." A now muddy Hibiki stated weakly, climbing back to his feet and trying his best to stay that way with Kusanagi in his face. After lunchtime mess the recruits set off marching again, their destination became apparent soon, a large 2-story building, thankfully out of the rain. Three-dozen wet and miserable trainees shivered as they entered the Icy chill of the building. The drill instructors however, seemed not to notice, instead the rain seemed to wick off their hair and bead off their skin as they marched down the hall. Teeth could be heard clattering between the rhythmic cadences of booted feet on tile-stone floors. Turning sharply on one foot the raven-haired DI led the group into an only slightly warmer classroom, walking down to the front she pivoted on her heel. "Everyday, from right after noon mess until evening mess you will spend in here, learning how to be Galaxy Police officers, from this woman." Kusanagi stated, scanning the two lines of recruits under the dark sunglasses, gesturing to the tall woman with a thin face surrounded by long straight light brown hair, who was standing behind her, eyes closed, face tilted down. "This is Major Misa Hayase*, an instructional specialist, now get a chair under your asses and pay attention, what you learn here will save your asses one day." Tendo quickly found a seat, however, he soon had to move his legs to let one of his fellow classmates to walk by and sit in the seat next to him. Looking back to the brown haired woman Kusanagi simply stated, "Major Hayase." Stepping forward Major Hayase (Or Major H as some called her for short) looked out amongst the recruits now taking thier seats, "We will begin shortly." Taking a moment to glance at the now seated student he noted with some surprise that the person was a rather soaked (like he was) girl of about his age. She had short red hair, soft cheekbones with little dimples, and a small mouth bent upwards in a thanking smile. This however was soon lost on him when he first looked into her eyes. His grandfather had once told him that First impressions are often times made with the eyes, and that you could tell a lot about a person by looking into them. What that would mean for this rather attractive young lady ((*activates ballistic missile warning system to pick up any missiles launched by the RFFC or other factions*)) was beyond him. Her left eye lingered somewhere between sea and grass green with gentle flecks of gold in it, her right eye however was a mysterious steel gray. Taking note of his gaze she offered a hand and in a gentle yet firm voice, introduced herself, "Hi, I'm Hitomi, Hitomi Furasaki." "Tenc..." he started, catching himself, "Tendo Masugi, it's a pleasure to meet you Miss Furasaki." Catching his near slip up, but writing it off as the usual slip up people got when looking into her eyes she chuckled and shook her head lightly, droplets of water flying off, "Sorry about that, but please Tendo, call me Hitomi." "Of course, if that is what you want me to." Tendo stated, trailing off as he glanced back to the front of the room, seeing that Major H was starting to speak. The rest of that day was spent going over what would be learned over the course of the class, and the class formally introducing themselves, during most of which Tendo and Hitomi spoke quietly about their Homes and past, Tendo remembering his cover story, born on Jurai, but lived elsewhere most of his life, including Mengami where he signed up to join the Galaxy Police to see the galaxy and make it a better place. Hitomi on the other hand was born on Hembrant, in the Sylmar sector. Hembrant he learned was mostly desert, its two suns making living in the arid climate difficult, and having seen rain only in holovids before she arrived on Verakim, was beginning to feel a bit uncomfortable on a world where it was always cold and rainy. He was sad to learn that Hitomi's family was nearly wiped out by pirates not long before she signed up, leaving her father and brother dead, her mother gravely wounded and sister kidnapped and taken to who knows where. Hitomi decided to join the Galaxy Police not out of revenge, but to make sure that what happened to her would not happen to anyone else. After the class was over, Kusanagi came back to march the recruits through blustery cold weather, something else that Tendo noted, would probably make his new friend less than comfortable. Marching back to the mess hall the recruits once again filed through the line picking out whatever foods looked like they would stay down without much problem. After picking out his food Tendo sat at a table next to Toro, wishing once again that Sasami was here to cook good food for him. The two boys conversed over lunch; the merits of fast food, home cooked meals, as well as various female forms that were readily visible from where they sat. During this conversation Tendo happened to make eye contact with Hitomi again, prompting a smile to cross both their faces. Toro of course noticed this, and in his usual testosterone based way of thinking, guessed they were a number and started giving the slightly taller boy grief about it. After dinner the recruits marched once again across the campus to a gymnasium, to work on combat techniques, many of the students had previous experience in various forms of martial arts, Tendo included. These students were weeded out first and taught lessons about how most other forms were inadequate, also a lesson in keeping your trap shut. Of all those who stepped forward in telling they had experience, Tendo lasted the longest against the drill instructor, clocking in at five seconds instead of the normal two most others lasted. Afterwards rubbing his bruised stomach and holding his throbbing head he asked himself why he stepped forward when he already knew that he was no match for the raven haired Kusanagi. As he watched, and soon joined in, the rest of the recruits learned the basics of martial arts and how to apply them to apprehending suspects. Three grueling hours later the tired and bruised recruits drug themselves back to the barracks marching as best as possible through the once again rainy weather. The rest of the night was given to relaxing and taking showers, something that almost everyone did. After his shower Tendo was lying on his bunk thinking of the sweet red haired girl he had met today, he really hoped that he could continue to grow in friendship with her. He was still thinking about her when he drifted off to sleep. END CHAPTER 3 Footnotes * * If you don't know who this is, rent or watch Ghost in the Shell, she kicks pretty serious butt * Breckenridge, yes this is an American sounding name, and there is a reason for that, sometime READ Starship Troopers. and that's read the book mind you, not watch the Satirical piece of shit movie made about that classic book. * Nothing major, just trying to fit in. most guys in barracks do this, so no I am not trying to impose that there is anything more between Kiyone and Tenchi * You will find out later in this chapter and others that the strongest driving force in Toro's life is sex and the prospect of more sex. * I figured it would be Ironic that Tenchi/Tendo think of Kusanagi as a machine as. well in GitS, she is a cybernetic organism ^_^ * Hey I promised a reference to Full Metal Jacket in the disclaimer, didn't I? * Misa Hayase was one of the main characters of the Macross series for those that do not recognize her * If you are also wondering, I have not decided as of yet if Tenchi and Hitomi are going to become a couple. all I have planned so far is that they will become partners later on in future chapters, anything else will depend on feedback I get