Disclaimer:I don't own,profit,or have any links to Pioneer,New Line Home Video,or any of their creations. Author's notes:This fic includes violence,blood,guts,regenration,expolosions,etc.So be careful! Key: : = Smeone talking. " = Someone thinking. invader__zim@hushmail.com Crossover The Secret War-Chapter 1-"Infected" Tenchi and the others are invited to a party;which is located on vampire feeding grounds!Tenchi and Blade X-over. Noboyuki:Tenchi,can you go and get the mail please? Tenchi:Sure. Tenchi headed for the door,got his shoes on,and went out the door.He was about to get to the mailbox when Ryoko jumped off the roof and landed behind Tenchi.She gently set her hands on his shoulders and began to massage them.This scared Tenchi at first,but it felt good,so he didn't say anything.Ryoko didn't hear any complaning.She smiled;she may have won Tenchi over! Ayeka:Ryoko!Take your hands off Lord Tenchi this instant! Tenchi:Uh-oh... Ryoko and Tenchi turned to find Ayeka,stomping towards them with a vengeance. Ryoko:What is your problem,Ayeka?Tenchi is enjoying what I'm doing,weren't you Tenchi? Tenchi:Huh?Yeah,I guess so... Ryoko:You heard it with your own ears.So go and scratch a tree or something. Ayeka:You must have drugged him! Ryoko:What did you just say,Ayeka? Ayeka:You know exactly what I said,you filthy whor... Ryoko(teleports in front of Ayeka,with he** in her eyes.):Filthy WHAT? As the two of them fought,Tenchi silently walked over to the mailbox.He pulled the mail out.Only one.Oh well.He looked at it.He froze instantley.Ryoko noticed Tenchi just standing there.She pointed at him,and Ayeka looked at him.They both snuck over and peeked over the letter at Tenchi's face.It was as pale as a ghost. Ayeka:What's wrong,Lord Tenchi? Ryoko:Who's it for? Tenchi:It's for you,Ryoko. Ryoko:What?!But no one knows I'm here!Who's it from? Tenchi:It doesn't say. Ryoko floated in the air with her legs crissed-crossedShe took the letter and began to read outloud. Dear Ryoko, You are invited to a party.Attached to this letter is a device that your mother,Washu, should be able to decipher.It contains the place.Come tomorrow from 8:00 P.M. to 4:30 A.M. You may bring friends,just be sure to know who your friends are.There will be a doorman at the entrance.You will need a password to get in.The password is SWORDFISH.We hope to see you there. P.S.:You may bring Sasami if you like,but not Ryo-oki.The doorman will kill her.NO pets allowed. By now,Tenchi,Ryoko and Ayeka were already inside the house.Everyone else had gathered for breakfast. Tenchi:Should we go? Washu:What's all the commotion about? Ayeka:We have been invited to a party. Sasami:Really?From who? Tenchi:It doesn't say. Noboyuki:Nonsense!Let me see that. Ryoko handed him the envelope it had came in.He checked it,and,with a sigh,gave it back to Ryoko. Noboyuki:It doesn't say after all. Washu:Let me read it.Hey,what's this attached to it? Tenchi:Read it. Washu read the letter to everyone else.When she finished,everyone was silent. Washu:I'm going to go scan this sucker. Washu ran into her lab to translate the device. Mihoshi:Wait a minute.If whoever sent this knows all about Ryoko,Washu,Sasami and Ryo-oki,that means that... Everyone leanded forward to hear Mihoshi's suspicion. Mihoshi:...That must mean they are really good at guessing! Everyone:Mihoshi! Washu pops out of her lab. Washu:I couldn't find out who sent this letter,but I did find the location. Kiyone:If it is a trap,we can get out of it,right?We beat Kagato and K.A.I.N.So,how hard could this be? Ryoko:She has a good point.I say we go. Ayeka:So we go? Tenchi:We go. ************************************************ The next day,at 9:30 P.M. Everyone except for Kiyone and Washu were in the living room,watching T.V. before it was time to leave.Ryoko was sitting next to Tenchi,Ayeka and Sasami on the other couch,and Mihoshi at the table,having a snack.Ryoko had been up all night last night making adjustments to the Yagami with help from Washu;LOTS of it.She also had to explain to Ryo-oki why she couldn't come with Sasami.She was too tired to stay awake much longer.Finally,she rested her head on Tenchi's shoulder.Ayeka,as usual,was infuriated. Ayeka:And just what do think you are doing,Ryoko? Ryoko:What does it look like?I'm taking a nap. With all her energy spent,she zonked out.Ayeka was NOT about to stand by and watch this proceed. Ayeka:Lord Tenchi.I am going to have to ask you to move,so I can exterminate this...creature. Tenchi:Leave her alone Ayeka. Ayeka:What? Tenchi:She was up all night last night working.So just let her sleep. Ayeka:.........Oh,very well. Ayeka:"If she thinks she has won,I'll show her what's what!She'll regret ever laying eyes on Tenchi" In the cockpit Washu:Right there,that's the place. Kiyone(Yawns):What time is it? Washu:It's 11:00. Kiyone:I'll go get the others. Washu(Yawns):You do that. ************************************************ Tenchi:Wake up Ryoko. Ryoko:Hmm...Huh?What? Tenchi:It's time to go. Ryoko:Oh.Thanks,Tenchi. Kiyone:Is everyone ready? Washu:As ready as I'll ever be. Ayeka:Might as well get it over with. Sasami:I'm ready! Mihoshi:Roger! Tenchi:Yeah,I guess. Ryoko:Let's do it! Kiyone:I guess we're ready,Washu. Washu:Give me a sec. Washu called up her portable labtop and hit a few keys.A door appeared in front of them.The door slid open.The labtop dissapeared and Washu announced: Washu:It's ready!Let's go! Everyone took a step into the doorway.When they got to the other side,they found themselves in a hallway.At the end of the hall was a doorman.They casully approuched him.Before they came on this trip,Washu gave them small earpieces that would let them understand,write,and speak all languages know to man.That way,they would be able to go. Doorman:What's the password? Tenchi:Swordfish. Doorman:Welcome. He opened the door next to him.Inside was the party.All the lights were turned out,except for a few lights on the ceiling.A large number of people were inside,dancing to loud rock music.Tenchi and the others cautiously entered.Using scanners, Washu and Kiyone searched for traps,weapons,anything that may be a threat to them.But the scanners didn't pick up anything. Washu:Nothin'.Not a frickin' thing. Kiyone:Same here.I guess it's just a party. Tenchi:Maybe not. Washu:What do you mean? Tenchi:I think I saw a weapon.I'll be right back. Tenchi followed where he thought he saw a sword,which usually meant Nagi.He found the source,and sighed to see that it was just the D.J.,wearing a wierd headset made of metal.Suddenly,someone grabbed his hand.He turned around. Ryoko:Come on Tenchi.Let's dance! Tenchi:But what if Ayeka sees us? Ryoko:I sent her on a little search. Ayeka:Ryoko!What do you think your'e doing?! Ryoko:Wow,that was quick. Ayeka:Oh,boy. Tenchi:What is it? Ayeka:It's almost here! Ryoko:What is? As if on cue,the music increased A LOT.The other people were raising their hands to the ceiling and shouting,as if they were coaxing an animal out of a hole.Ayeka was doing the same.The others had found them and rushed over and was asking Ayeka what she was doing,but the music was too loud.Tenchi tried his luck. Tenchi:WHAT ARE YOU DOING,AYEKA? Ayeka:IT'S HERE! Again,as if on cue,the emergency sprinklers on the ceiling started,spraying all over the place.Tenchi saw the others screaming and running away.Tenchi was about to ask why when he noticed something wrong.The entire room was covered in red.Tenchi noticed the same stuff coming out of the sprinklers.That's when it clicked in his head what the red stuff was. It was blood. Tenchi screamed as he looked down at himself,covered in blood.He looked up to find himself staring at Ayeka. Ayeka:IS SOMETHING WRONG?HIISSS! Tenchi felt something hit him on the back of the head,and everything went black. ************************************************ ... .........? The first thing Tenchi noticed when he woke up was he couldn't move.He found he was chained to a wall.On opposite walls,the others were already awake.But he didn't see Ayeka or Ryoko.Tenchi did see that the room he was in was enirely white,with a black circle in the middle of the floor.Even the... SLAM! Tenchi froze. He heard footsteps coming to the door.The door swung open.And out came a man in his late twenties.He had brown hair, green eyes,and was average-sized.His arms were muscular,but not like weight-lifter muscular.He wore a blue shirt and black jeans.Behind him was Ayeka,twenty men,and ten girls. Tenchi:Who are you? ?????:My name is Dylan Frost.It's an honor to finally meet you,Tenchi. Washu:What have you done with Ryoko? Dylan:She's right here. Dylan pulled a small remote out of his pocket.He pressed a button,and the black circle in the middle of the floor extened out until it was revealed to be a tube.Inside was an unconcious Ryoko.The glass of the tube opened and Ryoko fell with a thud. Tenchi:Ryoko! Washu:What have you done to her? Dylan:I think the real wuestion is...what am I going to do to her. With that,Dylan opened his mouth,and two fangs came forth.He got on his knees,smiling.He opened his mouth,hissed,and then sank his fangs into Ryoko's neck.Sucking noises could be herd.After four seconds of this,he pulled his teeth out of Ryoko,who was still asleep. Dylan:Now,it's your turn. Dylan pressed another button,and the chains dropped them to the ground.Kiyone & Mihoshi reached for their guns,but found they weren't there.The same thing was happening to Tenchi,with his sword.They looked up to see Ayeka was holding them.As the mob of freaks came closer,Tenchi tried to activate the Light Hawk Wings.Dylan only laughed. Dylan:Try all you want.Ayeka already explained your habit of calling the Light Hawk Wings.And I got someone to make a shield that weakens your powers. Kiyone:You'll pay for this! Dylan:Say what you want,here we come! BOOM! The wall on Tenchi's right suddenly exploded,throwing debris everywhere.In the hole of the wall was a man in black.When I say that,I don't just mean his skin,I mean all of his clothes,too.Black jacket,a black vest underneath with silver locks across the front,black boots,black gloves,and black gloves.He smirked and raised a machine gun. Man 1:The daywalker! Ayeka:Hiiisss! Dylan:Blade's here. Blade:Catch you fu**ers at a bad time? Dylan:Attack! Blade squeezed the trigger,shooting bullets at Man 1.He fell and disentegrated into dust.He shot down three more,then he ran out of ammo.Cursing to himself for not bring more ammunition,he threw the gun into his jacket and pulled out a shotgun.He took aim and fired.A 17 year-old girl dissappeared instantly.He took out four more,who had gotten too close. Somehow,a 21 year-old woman got to him and punched him in the face.He came back & struck her in the stomach with the shotgun's butt end.Having cocked the gun,he shot her in the chin.She exploded.A guy behind her hit the shotgun away, only to have Blade stab him in the chest with a silver stake.But there were still too many of them.Blade performed a backflip & landed away from the mob of insane freaks.He simply smirked. Blade:Only twenty more to go. Dylan:You can't keep this up forever!You'll tire out! Blade:Spoke too soon. With that,Blade pulled out a sword from a holster in the back of his jacket.He ran,did a frontflip,twisted in the air,and landed behind the army of vampires.Using momentum,he twirled around and sliced two in half.Like the others,they disentagrated.He twisted his body half-way and stabbed a girl in the shoulder blade.He twirled the opposite direction, ducked,then cut three of their legs off.By the time they hit ground,he jumped up and decapitated them.He jumped upward, but sliced downward.Three more were sliced across the face.When he landed,the vampires tried their luck at attacking.He stabbed one more,then,due to sheer numbers,he retreated backward.He peered up and smiled like the devil himself would. Blade:Make that ten. Dylan:You forgot me. Blade:Oh,don't worry.I wouldn't forget about you. He ran at the hord of freaks.He killed four more,than a guy hit his sword away.He kicked him in the stomach,then uppercutted him with a silver stake in the chin.Then,the vampires made a circle around him.Blade counted his foes. Blade:One...two...six.Not a problem. He wiped out what looked like a boomerang with a curved blade on each end.He threw the boomerang and less than two seconds later,caught it again.Tenchi was about to protest that he missed,but the blade had penetrated so cleanly through that it took three seconds after being hit for them to disentagrate.Blade put it away and ran for his sword.But Ayeka got to it first,and acting as if an expert,she twirled the sword in a pro's fashion.Blade only watched.When Ayeka finished,she looked up and hissed.Right after that,the sword activated its defense mechnism,spikes errupting out of the bottom of the hilt.Ayeka's hand exploded,and the sword fell to the ground.Blade kicked it up and caught it in his right hand.He twirled around and cut downward,cutting the rest of what was left of Ayeka's hand and her arm.She fell,defeated,but not dead. Dylan ran out of the room in fear.Blade suddenly noticed Tenchi and the others were there. Blade:Let's go. Blade led the others out of the hole he had created for his door.On the other side was a van.Tenchi,with Ryoko in his arms,got into the van.The others soon followed.At the wheel was an older looking man.He took one look at Ryoko and looked at Tenchi like he was some kind of idiot. Blade:Meet Whistler.Whiistler,meet...these guys. Whistler:Hello.Was she bitten? Tenchi:Yeah. Whistler:Then kill her. Washu:I will not let anyone kill my daughter. Blade:It's better than what she'll become. Kiyone:And just what does that mean? Blade:I'll explain later.Whistler,let's go. Whistler turned the ignition and sped away,to who knows where. ************************************************ Three hours later... ************************************************ Kiyone:What kind of bulls**t is this? Sasami:There's no such thing as vampires. Whistler:So you don't believe us,even after your encounter with Dylan? Washu:There has to be a reasonable explanation for all this. Whistler:You can think of something better? Tenchi:A friend of ours was helping them.Why would she do that? Blade:She's one of them. Sasami:My sister could never be one of those...things! Whistler:Oh,that's just the opposite.They could be anyone.For all we know,there could be one of them in this very room. Kiyone:Like who? Blade:Like me. Tenchi:What did you say? Mihoshi:Did you say you're a vampire? Blade:No...I'm something else. Washu:What do you mean? Whistler:Blade's mother was bitten by a vampire while she was pregnant.Blade survived,but she didn't.Unfortunately,Blade suffered genetic changes.He's able to withstand silver,garlic,even sunlight.We paired up a while back to stop those things. I have to make Blade a syrum in order to keep him from turning into a vampire completly.A downside to his genetic changes;he inherited their thirst.The syrum counteracts that. Kiyone:So what kind of weapons do you guys use? Whistler:Vampires are deadly allergic to silver,garlic and sunlight.So anything made of,generates,shoots,contains,or is covered in one of those three things is usefull. Blade:We should kill that girl. Tenchi:No! Washu:Why do you want to kill her? Whistler:She was bitten,right?Soon,she'll become one of them. Mihoshi:Isn't there a cure? Blade:There is no cure. Washu:I'll find the cure. Whistler:Good luck,considering you have two hours,at the most. Washu:It'll do. With that,Washu brought up her labtop.This startled Whistler and Blade.They stared at Washu like...I don't know,use your imaginations! Blade:Who are you people? Tenchi:My name is Tenchi Masaki.This is Kiyone and Mihoshi,Galaxy Police officers.That's Princess Sasami.That's Ryoko, and that's Washu. Whistler:All right.Nice to meet you.Now what the h**l is that? Washu:This is my labtop.I can call on it anywhere to find anything I want. Blade:Who are the Galaxy Police? Kiyone:We are like normal police,but we enforce crime all over the universe. Mihoshi:That's right! Whistler:And your a princess? Sasami:Yeah,but still call me Sasami.I'm from the planet Jurai. Whistler:Planet what?You mean you're an alien? Sasami:Yeah. Blade:Aliens,space cops,see-through computers,vampires,what's this world coming to? Washu:I found it! Washu held in her hand a small test tube,contaning a blue liquid.She pulled out a injection gun and put the test tube into...wherever it's supposed to go.She injected it into Ryoko's arm. Tenchi:Will she be all right,Washu? Washu:Yeah,she just needs time to regenrate the neck wound. Blade:So,she can regenrate too? Washu:I made her like that. Whistler:You mean you created her? Washu:Yep.She's like my daughter,because I used some of my cells to create her,so I more like her mother than her creator. Ryoko:Sure,"mom". Sasami:Ryoko!You're okay! Ryoko:What happened?Where am I?And who are you? Tenchi:This may sound kind of wierd,Ryoko,but they will tell you what happened. Ryoko was quite while Blade and Whistler told her everything they had discussed while she was asleep.When they finished, Ryoko didn't look too happy. Ryoko:So I almost became a vampire? Blade:Yep. BEEP!BEEP!BEEP! Kiyone:What's that? Whistler:It's the alarm.Someone's here! Tenchi:Where? Whistler:I don't know. Mihoshi:There! Dylan:Good evening.I'm here for Ryoko. Tenchi:Over my dead body! Dylan:Watch what you wish for,Tenchi.It just might come true... With that,Dyaln displayed his fangs and rose his arms upward.What looked like hundereds of vampires surrounded them. Washu:Blade,help! No answer. Washu(turns around):Are going to...oh no... Blade was gone. To be continued... ***************************************************** Author's notes:Hope you liked this chapter!Next is,No Need for Vampires!-Chapter 2-"The Plot Thickens."Blade has been kidnapped!Will Tenchi and the others be able to deafeat Dylan without the powerful daywalker? E-mail me if you have ideas for Chapter 3,'cuz I'm already know what I want to put in Chapter 2.