A crossover of Tenchi Muyo and the first Lexx Movie No Need for the Lexx By Jacob Jacker Part one. I worship His Shadow Chapter1. Last of the Brunnen G I am Tenchi Last of the Brunnen G. Millennia ago the Brunnen G led humanity to victory in the war against the Insect Civilization the Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of Twenty Thousand Planets Someday that will happen but not today, as today is my day of death. The day our story begins 2000 years ago Planet Brunnis II The Brunnen G sing as they go to fight the Foreshadow Vaiyo A-O Vaiyo A-O A Home Va-Ya-Ray Vaiyo A-Rah Jerhume Brunnen G Vaiyo A-O A Home Va-Ya-Ray Vaiyo A-Rah Jerhume Brunnen G Vaiyo A-O A Home Va-Ya-Ray Vaiyo A-Rah Jerhume Brunnen G Vaiyo-A-Rah Jerhume Brunnen G The Foreshadow fires at the planet. Stingers. Said Tenchi Stingers ready. Said the Fighter pilots Our one chance and our one chance alone is to hit His Shadows control pod. Good Luck. Very, Very Good luck. Said Tenchi Foreshadow in range. Said the Fighter pilots Fire now. Said Tenchi Their shot hits the ship The Foreshadow destroys the Planet screams from people echo in the comlink. Crash into the control pod. Said Tenchi Tenchi flies his ship into the control pod just before the blast door shut His Shadow. Said Tenchi His Divine Shadow, Yes. Said the Divine Shadow. The Brunnen G will defeat you. Said Tenchi I do not think so. The Power of Order has destroyed you're planet. The Power of Order will destroy you, and you are the last of the Brunnen G left alive. Said the Divine Shadow The time prophet has seen you're order destroyed by the Brunnen G. Said Tenchi Ah the time prophet's vision appears to be flawed. Said the Divine Shadow The Divine Shadow kills Tenchi and gains his memory We will incinerate the carcass. Said a Crewmember No, this last specimen of a now extinct culture of romantic dreamers merits punishment beyond death, transport it to the bio scalers. (He picks up a piece of Tenchi's ship) An insect, curious. 2008 years latter The Cluster: Capital of the League of 20,00 Planets In Nobouki's room The computer is talking while Nobouki is yawning and trying not to wake up Only a thin dimensional barrier separates us from the festering evil, malignant depravity and alien chaos of the Dark Zone. The Dark Zone is not separate like two different planets. The Dark Zone co-exists in the same space as our universe in the same place at the same time. The Dark Zone has no rules, no sense, and no order. We give thanks to his divine shadow for his ceaseless vigilance, protecting our universe of light and order from the horrors and disorder of the Dark Zone. We Worship His Shadow, Long may he reign. Said the Computer Screen Good morning, security class 4, number 476329, (Nobouki presses a button and speaker goes quiet) 43, department 511 level 4, This is your third wake up call. If you are late you will receive 7 demerits. You already have 991 demerits. Said the Female Computer Nobouki gets up and goes off to work Prisoner transport 58K603 passed for pure nature revival sequence. Said the Male Computer Due to a bulkhead malfunction prisoner transport 58K603 you are being diverted from gate 417-punishment level 2 to gate 511. Due to a bulkhead malfunction prisoner transport 58K6. Said the Female Computer On the prisoner transport ship Number 11 freeze dried again. Said the Security Guard. The Guard looks at a woman who spits at him I've seen a lot of women in my life. And you know something, you got to be the ugliest one I've ever laid eyes on. Does this mean anything to you? Asked the Security Guard. No Nothing means anything to me. Handsome! Said overweight Aeka The Guard gives Aeka a small electric shock The Guard walks up a big metal bug and knock on it It's your day of justice Yosho. Laughed the Guard Prisoner transport flies over Cobalt stadium Nobouki is throwing bolts trying to get them in a hole I Worship His Shadow. Said the Line Major I Worship His Shadow. Said Nobouki Prisoner transport 58K603 requesting docking beam. Said The Line Major Authority code. Said Nobouki. Code, nobody asks for code anymore. Said the Line Major Wrong code. Said Nobouki I can't remember the code. Said the Line Major I suggest you try another gate then. Said Nobouki What rank are you? Asked the Line Major Security guard class 4. Said Nobouki Security guard class 4 Sir, I'm a line major and I'm ordering you to turn on your docking beam, understand. Said the Line Major I can't do that. Said Nobouki Why not? Asked the Line Major You've got the wrong code. Said Nobouki I am giving you a direct order forth class security guard. Said The Line Major I can't help you. Nobouki Nobouki throws a bolt and it goes into the hole making a loud noise I worship His Shadow. Said an Officer I worship His Shadow. Said the Line Major Docking beam is engaged now sir and security guard class 4 Nobouki Masaki is presently being entered for correction and punishment himself. Said the Officer I request that he be demoted. Said The Line Major Class 4 is already the lowest. Said the Officer Then I trust his punishment will be severe. Said the Line Major That will happen sir. Said the Officer May His Shadow fall upon you. Said the Line Major. May His Shadow fall upon you. You must enter yourself into correction center number 40 before watch change today Nobouki, Nobouki Masaki And may his merciful Shadow fall upon you. Said the Officer May His merciful Shadow fall upon, me preferably. Said Nobouki The Current Divine Shadow is dyeing and is being rushed to a big temple. Kagato is strapped to a wall and is being cleansed Faster, faster were losing him. We have little time. Said a Cleric The sedative. Said Another No time. Said Another He gets shocked and Moans in agony Kagato hit a man who it then electrocuted He fought well. Said a Cleric A truly viscous human being. Said Another he will prove to be a good host. Said Another The second vac. said Another We do not have time one will have to do. Said Another But he may not be fully cleansed. Said Another We will have to risk it. Divine Shadow you must perform the Transference. Divine Shadow, the transference. Said Another The dying Divine Shadow opens his mouth and his essence is passed onto the man strapped down. A cleric then drills through the Divine Shadows dead body and takes out his brain and places into storage place. Kagato is un-strapped and the black cloak gets put onto him We worship you divine predecessors. Said the Clerics Divine Shadow may your reign be long and orderly. Said The Divine Predecessors Divine Predecessors I thank you for your gift of selection. I will serve order, I will serve you and I will serve myself. Said the Divine Shadow Divine Shadow today is a dark day for Heretics and infidels throughout our universe. The Lexx will soon be fully-grown and you will be able to send it on its voyage bringing destruction upon all those who would oppose the League of 20,000. Said the Divine Predecessors. How will we know which planets shelter enemies of order, which planets are to be chosen for destruction. Said the Divine Shadow That will be your task. Said the Divine Predecessors Then my task is complete, I choose to destroy them all. Said the Divine Shadow. That has not been our plan. Said the Divine Predecessors. Divine Predecessors, I am formed from you, but my host brain was not fully cleansed and therefore I am also partly formed form humans, I will choose my own path and I choose that I myself will command the Lexx on its voyage of destruction. Said the Divine Shadow But What about the prophecy. Said the Divine Predecessors. I have no patience for your ancient superstitions. The Brunnen G have been extinct for over 2 thousand years. Said the Divine Shadow. The Divine Shadow must never leave the cluster unless there is great peril. We need each other's strength. Said the Divine Predecessors I agree Divine Predecessors, I will not risk being separated from your wisdom and guidance. As you will join me on my voyage. Said the Divine Shadow. The Divine Predecessors are being transported onto the Lexx The prophecy is upon us. Said the First Predecessor Impossible the prophecy is false, the Brunnen G are extinct. Said the Second Predecessor. I was the one who killed them all but I did not destroy them all. One specimen was preserved. Said the Third Predecessor Impossible. Said the fifth Predecessor. Predecessors look into me. I was the one who took his life, I have his memories Said the third Predecessor Tenchi's memory Prophet, I have come to you because the forces of His Shadow grow stronger, and we Brunnen G no longer have the weapons to combat them. Said Tenchi I have the strength to answer one question, say to me your question. Said the Prophet Will the forces of His Shadow destroy us? Asked Tenchi Time as you know had a beginning, and time has an end, and then time begins again. As we will each live our lives again exactly as before, I have been gifted to see into the old cycles of time, not very clearly mind you. But I have learnt that in the future past the Brunnen G, the great victor in the war against insect civilization, should be destroyed at the hand of His Shadow. But after His Shadow leaves the Cluster, They will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G. this has happened before, it will happen again. Said the Prophet End of Tenchi's memory We are boarding the Lexx, We will all be destroyed. Said A Divine Predecessor.