an Xover story by Thomas Holmes Summary: Tenchi and friends resume their trip through Nintendia, when Peach (and themselves) are captured! Then, meet a new bad guy... Huh? That looks like... Copyright stuff: Tenchi Muyo! characters belong to Pioneer Mario characters belong to Nintendo Koopa Klone belongs to Koopa Korp. Table of Contents: Chapter 1: Super Sakuya 64 (or: No Need for a Pipe) Chapter 2: Imprisoned! (or: No Need for a Cell) (no, not that one) Chapter 3: Sakoopa Koopashiro (or: No Need for a Koopa Klone) Chapter 4: Game Over (or: No Need for... Goodbye? Already? Sheesh!) Last time on Nintenchi! Sakuya seemed to have lost her powers, which provided a perfect opportunity for the Illusionator to strike. Sakuya awakened Yugi to battle her rogue cre ation, and after the battle, Sakuya merged with her creator, and reclaimed her powers. Let's head back to Nintendia! Nintenchi! (or: No Need for a Power Switch) Episode 4 Mushroom Muyo! (or: No Need for Plumbers) Chapter 1 Super Sakuya 64 (or: No Need for a Pipe) (The Mushroom Kingdom) We were back in Nintendia, and we were in the Mushroom Kingdom. Tenchi was humming the Mario theme song as we headed towards the castle. "Wow, it's beautiful!" said Sasami. We went in. "Oh, hello!" The upstairs doors opened, and out came Princess Toadstool, aka Peach. "Hi, Peach." I said. "Things have certainly been peaceful since... YAAAAAHHHH!" There was a loud crash! Suddenly, Bowser jumped down out of the sky, grabbed Peach, and pulled her out the door. "We have to stop him!" I said. "Right." said Sakuya. "ILLUSION... SUPER... FIRE..." "No! Sakuya! You'll just cause even more damage!" cried Tenchi. "You're right, Tenchi, let's get outside." said Sakuya. When we got out, Bowser was nowhere to be seen. "Darn it!" said Sakuya. "Now where could they have gone?" I said. Suddenly, a horde of Goombas rained down on us. "GOOMBA HORDE!" I shouted. One of the Goombas landed straight on my head. Everything went black... ouch. Chapter 2: Imprisoned! (or: No Need for a Cell) (no, not that one) (BGN HQ) When I awoke, we were all in a little tiny cell. "ILLUSION... POKE... BALL... CREATION! Go, Onix!" Sakuya's Poke Ball got midway through opening, then suddenly closed again. "Great. They obviously planned for this. How are we going to get out?" said Sakuya, seeing the plan not work. "Uh, over here, people, I can pass through walls, see?" said Ryoko. She tried to get out through the wall. "OUCH! That's not possible! Nothing can hold me! How could they have figured out that I could do that???" sho uted Ryoko. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, BOWSER! BUTCH! CASSIDY! GANONDORF! AND ALL YOU OTHERS! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" "Um, Ryoko, if you kill them all, there will be no point in having any more fan fictions. You'll be out of a job until they finish the next series..." I said. "I could use a break! It'll give me more time to be with Tenchi!!!" answered Ryoko, sitting next to Tenchi. "Will you be quiet, Ryoko, I'm trying to think of a way to get out of here!" he said. "Wait. Hmm, could I use... but I haven't done it in so long... and I don't even know if I can do it. Oh well, here goes..." Tenchi concentrated. And he concentrated. He was about to give up when he said, "Duh! The gems!" Everyone gave Tenchi their gems. Tenchi generated the sword, then he concentrated some more. There was a great flash of light, and... The Lighthawk Wings appeared. "The... the Lighthawk Wings! But, Tenchi, you couldn't use those in Tenchi in Tokyo!" said Ayeka. "Who said I couldn't? I just never bothered! Although I did have doubts, given that Tenchi Universe didn't have them either." said Tenchi. Tenchi used the extra power of the Lighthawk Wings to bend open the bars. "Everybody out! Let's go find Peach!" I said. We all rushed out of the cell. Suddenly, Koopa Troopas stormed towards us. Ryoko shot energy balls at them. "Die, turtle thingies! Ha ha ha ha ha!" she said, laughing maniacally. "Let's go, Ryo-Ohki!" said Sasami. Ryo-Ohki transformed into the pink robo- cabbit! Ryo-Ohki battled through the Koopa Troopas. So did Tenchi, and so did Sakuya using Illusion Poke Ball Creation. We finally reached the place where Peach was held. Ryoko busted open the door. "Let's go, Peach!" We ran towards the door, and were just about to get out when Bowser stepped out in front! "No Need for an Exit!!!" he said. Chapter 3: Sakoopa Koopashiro! (or: No Need for a Koopa Klone) "It's Bowser!" everyone gasped. "Yes! And now, I have a little surprise for you. Come on in, Sakoopa!" In came an exact replica of Sakuya, except wearing a turtle shell! "This is Sako opa Koopashiro, my Koopa Klone. It copies a person in exact detail. Plus, it gives them a turtle shell, so they have extra protection!" said Bowser. Sakoopa went into a fighting pose. "OK, copy Koopa, if that's how you want to do things... ILLUSION... POKE... BALL... CREATION! Get out there, Ditto!" said Sakuya. "Ditto, Transform into Bowser!" Ditto did. "OK, Sakoopa! Give that kid a taste of her own medicine!" said the real Bowser. "You got it, your geniusship, sir!" said Sakoopa. "Hey! I'M the genius! Get that little copy, Sakuya!" said Washu. "ILLUSION... SUPER... FIRE... ATTACK!" cried Sakoopa. Sakoopa shot a fire sculpture just like Sakuya's at Sakuya. "DITTO! BLOCK IT!" ordered Sakuya. Ditto turned its shell towards the attack. It didn't even get hurt. "Great job, Ditto!" congratulated Sakuya. "Hmm... Sakoopa, try to get that little blob that thinks it's me out of commission." said Bowser. "Right." said Sakoopa, getting ready to launch another attack. "ILLUSION... SUPER... FIRE... ATTACK!" The second at tack hit Ditto again. But this time, it untransformed. "DITTO!" cried Sakuya. "Ha-ha! Now I have you!" said Sakoopa. "ILLUSION... FIRE... BALL... A..." Suddenly, Sakoopa melted! "WHAT? How dare you destroy my precious Sakoopa! Who did this?!?!" yelled Bowser in a rage. "It's-a me! WASHU!!!" said Washu. "I just used my computer to hack into Sakoopa's brain-backup duplicator, and overload it, causing her to melt. NOW who's the genius?!" "HOORAY FOR WASHU!!!" said Sakuya. "Now, let's finish this!" said Tenchi, confidently. He went behind Bowser, grabbed him by the tail, and started to spin him around. "I saw this in a video game once." said Tenchi. When he was spinning really quickly, he released Bowser. "So long-a, Bowser!" Bowser smashed through the wall. "SAKOOPA WILL RETURN!!!!!" shouted Bowser as he fell. Chapter 4: Game Over (or: No Need for... Goodbye? Already? Sheesh!) (Peach's castle) "Well, we've been to all three main game worlds... guess we're done." I said. "Done?!" said Tenchi. "But we can't be >done!" "Looks like we are, Tenchi. We went to the Pokemon world, Hyrule, and the Mushroom Kingdom. We're done." said Sakuya. "But what about everywhere else? We haven't been to Zebes, or the DK Isles, or even Yoshi's Island! We haven't been to Dream Land, we haven't seen a single Mario Kart race or Super Smash Bros. fight, and you say we're DONE? We've just started!" said Tenchi. "Hmm, you have a point there, Tench. But what could..." I started to say. I was interrupted by a call on the NINTENDO (Nifty Invention for Neat Things that End Nutty Dragged-Out trips) commun "icator. It was Link. "Tom, the BGN is attacking Nintendia Prime! You have to get over here quickly!" "WHAT? OK, we'll be right there. Looks like we have an adventure!" I said. "I just hope Bowser was wrong, and Sakoopa isn't back..." Preview of Next Episode Hey, it's me, Link. Next time on Nintenchi, the BGN attacks! And now we all have to fight them! Who will win? It's a classic match of good vs. evil on the next episode of the new Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction Series, "The BGN: On The Attack!" (or: No Need for an All-Out War) Ready... FIGHT!