Hello! I'm a new addition to the tmffa family! This is my first ever (but not my last^_^)fan fic. First off the legal B.S: I DO NOT OWN TENCHI MUYO OR ANY OTHER COPYRIGHTS HAVING TO DO WITH HIM!!! THIS ALSO INCLUDES DIAS FLAC OR ANY OTHER CHARACTERS HAVING TO DO WITH STAR OCEAN THE SECOND STORY!!! [Which I would recomend to RPG fanatics(now that the lawyers are happy,ahem)] If you really like my fan fic you can email me at: Brood4ever84@aol.com the title of this series(yes you heard right series) is "new kid in town" The scene is in the Masaki residence on an average day(when this happend Grandpa is Yosho, and Sasami will be Tsunami) Mihoshi and Kiyone were out on a long patrol, Ryoko was off dozing somewhere, Ayeka was watching soap operas while Sasami cooked and Washu experimented, and Tenchi was out tending the carrot patch so it was little wonder that no one noticed a tall stranger approaching the house the man stopped a little way's from the front porch and said "This like a good place, I'll see if they have any opening's". It was reaching a climactic moment in Ayeka's soap opera when suddenly the doorbell rang "oh shoot! Right when cueball was going to find out if 6stripe was going to pull out of his coma." Ayeka got off the couch grumbling about being interuppted to get the door. When she opened it she was struck dumb by the sight before her. At any other time she would have guessed him to be 5'10" with midnight blue hair and bright red eyes with considerably strange clothes for an earthling but her attention was immeadetly fastened on the very long and apparently very sharp rapier clutched in his left hand. Washu was working in her lab on trying to stabalize some crysm ore fragments when she heard a strange noise. It at first appeared to be a defective fire siren somewhat louder and more high pitched then usual but that theory was soon but to rest as the noise gradualy grew louder and even more high pitched until it sent every neck hair straining at its follicle. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! COMPUTER, TURN THE SOUND BUFFERS TO THEIR MAXIMUM LEVEL!" "They already are at there maximum level greatest scientific genius Washu." Washu Imeadeatly concluded it must be coming from inside the lab and looked around and noticed that the door to her lab stood wide open. She lurched up out of her seat and began making her way to the door but as she put her hand on the knob the sound stopped. Washu looked around quizzically and then shrugged saying "well I'm glad that's over, but what caused it?" Sasami recovered quickly and looked around to see the kitchen a mess (the result of all that glass breaking from the noise) she then got up quickly and then went of quickly in search of the source. She opened the door to the kitchen and saw that the front door was ajar with Ayeka laying on her back feet towards it, out cold. She rushed to Ayeka calling her name when she heard groaning from outside, she looked out and saw a man looking like he had been knocked on his butt holding his ears with both hands. He got up, dusted himself off and looked at Sasami " I suppose your going to try and break my ear drums too aren't ya?" he said with a grimace. Sasami snapped out of her reverie (he wasn't that bad to look at^_^) and said " who are you, and what did you do to my sister?" "Who I am is only a concern for the master of this house and as for your sister I merely pushed the door bell and when she opened it she took one look at me and chose then to begin her opera practice." Sasami was about to reply when she heard a voice calling from the other side of the house. It was Tenchi "Sasami, I heard a noise and......who is this?""Greetings sir, my name is Dias Flac (I pronounce it flak) and I wish to enquire as to the chance of renting a room in this establishment." Dias's manner and speech would have done justice to a knight of the round table. "Nice to meet you but that still leaves 'what happened?'" "Tenchi,Ayeka opened the door for this man then let out a scream then fainted" "I suppose that her scream was in regards to this" Dias lifted his hand and showed them the same sword that Ayeka had seen hilt towards Tenchi. With a glower on his face Tenchi asked "did you swing it at her, or anything?" " no I held it the same way you see me holding it now" Suddenly a voice rang out from inside the house "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!" Ryoko shouted as she phased through the ceiling. She looked out the front door (only noticeing Ayeka,Sasami, and Tenchi Dias was out of her line of sight) and let out a happy squeal. Before Tenchi could make any move to defend himself he was locked in Ryoko's tight embrace and lifted off the ground."Oooh Tenchii! I knew you really loved me and you just told Ayeka and she fainted from the shock!" Dias and Sasami sweatdropped as Washu called from the doorway "Ryoko, did you even notice that we have a visitor?" Ryoko turned around and looked at Washu "What visitor?" She noticed Dias as he spoke up " mam, I assure you the only reason for your friends unconciousness is that she took one look at the Crimson Diablos" he showed her his sword" and fainted." Ryoko's face fell as she lowered Tenchi to the ground. She phased out which caused Dias to look around worriedly"I hope I didn't offend her" " na, she just disappointed come on in we'll wait for Yosho to come back so we can ask him about this" Dias nodded picking up Ayeka and setting her on the couch as he went. Yosho arrived later that night during the Masaki's mealtime to be greeted with the usual scene: Ryoko and Ayeka were fighting on either side of Tenchi while was growing a sweatdrop that was getting larger and larger, Washu was typeing something or other while she ate and Sasami ate with Ryo-ohki. Yosho then noticed Dias eating calmly but with a look of fierce concentration one might hope to achieve while trying to read a book at a guns and roses concert. "Tenchi is mine!" "What on this planet would make you think lord Tenchi would want she demon like you!" "The same thing that makes you think Tenchi would want a stuck up palace priss!" "WHAT!!" WIth that comment Ayeka started forming her logs while Ryoko started powering up an energy blast, Dias from Ayeka back to Ryoko fearfully and said "fight?" "fight"Washu said dryly still eating. Dias looked at Washu disbleving how calm she is "Kitchen?" "gas line" Sasami said also still eating Dias:"outside?" Yosho:"Bingo" Tenchi:"on 3..." Dias: getting up "...2..." Washu: also standing up "...1..." Sasami:as above "...0!" Dias made several running leaps for the door with the others following closely behind. When they made it outside Dias noticed that the others had brought their food with them, and despite how fast it looked that they were going they had not spilled so much as a single drop from practice Dias thought miserably he had barely sat down when he was jolted to his feet by a huge explosion. He turned around to see the house as it should be minus one roof. Dias heard a whistleing noise and looked up in time to see the roof crash back onto the house as though undisturbed. Dias looked at the house wide eyed and looked at the others who were sipping tea and eating rice calmly in the grass. "Happen often?" He asked the others worriedly "pretty much" said Yosho Dias looked back at the house and thought at least I won't have to worry about training, no sooner had that thought left his brain then another explosion knocked him on his butt this time punctuated by a flaming pillar that leapt through a new gaping hole in the roof. He looked back at the others all sitting there calmly, looked back at the house grew a sweat drop the size of a basketball and asked out loud. "What have I gotten myself into?" That ladies and gentlemen is my first everfan fic! I hope you liked it! If you have any comments my Email is above or you could snail mail at: 1313 Liberty St. Oshkosh WI 54901 or chat live at: 235-6071 (Expect the sequel soon^_^) Thats it, Ciao, arevidarci,the end,sayonara!