Oh yeah, and all the characters here do not belong to me. They have their owners. owners! I don't own them! You can't sue me! nah nah nah nah nah nah! hope u like my story! kokoiiny ^.^ Love Hurts- Part 1: "Open Portalsesame!" by Kokoiny ^.^ It was a beautiful day. Tenchi and the gang- except Kyione, who was sleeping the whole day out- were sitting on the grass, enjoying a picnic of sandwiches, punch, pie, and fruit. Sasami made all this of course. "Ah! This is the life!" Ryoko said as she lay on the grass, a piece of grass in her mouth. "I must agree Ryoko." Ayeka said as she lay on the grass too. She plucked a long piece of grass and stuck it in her mouth. Just then, her face turned purple and she spit the grass and grass spit out into the lake. "Are you ok Ayeka?" Sasami asked as she gave Ryo-ohki a carrot. "Yes, yes. Quite fine." Ayeka replied. "Washu," Tenchi said. He startled everyone after being quite for so long. "Call me Little Washu!" Washu replied smiling and putting her two index fingers on her cheek. Tenchi, Mihoshi, Ryoko, Sasami, and Ryo-ohki all groaned. "Little Washu," Tenchi said with slit eyes of annoyment. "Do you think that we may have another enemy again?" "Of course my Tenchi dear. You are the prince of Jurai." Washu said as slapped Mihoshi's hand which was about to take Washu's watermelon. "I'm still hungry!" Mihoshi cried as she rubbed her hand. "I'll go cut up some more watermelons for you Mihoshi!" Sasami said as she and Mihoshi walked inside. The hungry cabbit hopped behind them. "How do you know anyway?!" Tenchi demanded with his slit eyes. "I'm a genius. The genius of the galaxy! No, the universe!" Washu said as she laughed to herself. Ayeka, Tenchi, and Ryoko were not impressed. "Oh well. So are you working on anything damn Washu?" Ryoko said as she gobbled up a big piece of pie. "Call me Little Washu! And that's no way to talk to your mother!" Washu said. She was jolly one minute, and then annoyed the other. "Well, are you?" Mihoshi asked as she, Sasami, and Ryo-ohki came back outside with a plate full of watermelon slices. "Yes. I'm working on a "Portala 10,000." Washi replied with closed eyes as everyone blinked. "What's that? Sound french. Merci, bonjou-" Ayeka asked. "Shut up Ayeka." Ryoko said. "In short terms, a portal. I made the name up. Anyways, it's supposed to let us go into other worlds, but they can't come here. We can just go into their world, but we are invisible to them. We can only see us." Washu explained and interrupted like a Not-Washu. "Oooooooooh! Cool! When can we try it out?" Mihoshi asked jumping around. "You can't until later!!!" Washu blew into her face. (How it would seem if was on the show, I'm sure you'll know ^.^) "Ok." Mihoshi said happily. She hadn't blinked or noticed the rudeness. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *In Washu's lab* Washu was working very hard on her portal. After 4 more hours, Washu was done! "HAAAAAAAAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. I'm a genuis! Genuis!" Washu praised herself. She pointed her portal beam at the moon, turn it ON, and pulled the trigger. BAM! The beam shot out and into the moon. It was so strong that Washu felled back, and smoke started to go everywhere. She told the computer to get the fanners, and it did. When the smoke finally cleared,she looked at the moon with her super telescope. The beam had not done damage, but there was a faint green light. No human could see it, even with her super telescope. She was an alien, so of course she could see it (no offense. in a GOOD way ^.^) 0 "I'm a genius! Genius! Geni.....us...." and with that, Washu fell asleep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Next morning* The next morning, Washu woke up early, even due to her late night ex- periment, but still tired. "Oh Kyione! How did you sleep all day?" Washu heard Mihoshi's voice as she strolled into the kitchen. Ryoko was flying behind her with rings around her eyes. "I don't know." Kyione said. Mihoshi saw Washu and said, "So. Is the portal thingy done?" "Yes!" Washu said now nonsleepy. "What are you talking about?" Kyione asked. So Washu explained all about the portal and what it did. When she was finished, Kyione just blinked. "Where's Ry-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasami had just gotten up very sleppy with Ayeka coming in behind her. Sasami was searching the floor for a hint of Ryo-ohki, but she bumped into Ryoko. When she looked up, she saw tired Ryoko up close because she had her head down, and that had frightened her. "Oh. Sorry Ryoko." Sasami said when she realized it. "No problem." Ryoko said sleeply without a hint of annoyance. "Good morning." Tenchi said as he came in." "Hi." Everyone said at the same time. "Anyway, everyone, follow me. Let's experiment this portal." Washu said as everyone started to followed. "Tenchi, will you carry me?" Ryoko asked VERY sleepy. "Ok." Tenchi said. He had said yes because she looked VERY tired. Even too tired to bother him! He gave her a piggyback ride to Washu's lab, and put her on a chair. "People, this is the actual portal, and that is the beam. The portal beam took 5 minutes-well, about-, and the portal took 10 hours!" Washu explained as she pointed to a blue hole just big enough for one of them to jump into, and a huge laser beam. "Do we really get to try it?" Mihoshi asked. "Yes. You go first." Washu said. "Oooooh. Ok." Mihoshi exclaimed. She ran to the hole and stood on it. "Um.... Isn't she supposed to fall?" Tenchi asked with dot eyes (i think you know how that looks! ^.^). Washu scratched her head and said,"Yes. Let me check." She went to the her computer and asked it to check it over. After a minute, the computer gave an OK. "That's strange............" Washu said. Then she looked VERY embarrassed. "What is it?" Everyone asked with dot eyes. "I used a blue wire instead of a red wire because I ran out." Washu said scratching her head again. "And how can a genius forget that?!" Ayeka yelled at the same time as Ryoko. "Hey. I was very sleepy." Washu said. "And what that wire do?" Tenchi asked tapping his foot, and not looking at her. "Reverse." Washu said. "See, that was 2.4 blue. 7.8 is different." "Um.. Washu, doesn't that mean that the people will come through into our world and THEY will be invisible?" Mihoshi asked. "Yes. Except the back part. See, I made it so we could ALWAYS see because I made it here. We can talk to them!" Washu said suddenly excited again. "Oh! I thought this was going to be peaceful for a while!" Tenchi and Sasami moaned. Just then, a hand shot out of the hole, and then 7 figures appeared. Tenchi and the gang couldn't see them because of the brightness. When the figures one by one had emerged from the hole, a BRIGHT light shone from them. The shining stopped, and Tenchi ans the gang gaped. They were people from........ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heehee. Did u like the fic? It wuz my very 1st. I thought the end wuz suspensy. i guess it wuz ok. the 2nd part will be called "Buncha Loverz" n e way, if u would like to email me with flames, comments, suggestions, whatev, puhleez email me at : Odangobunny@crystal_tokyo.com OR Cccsydney@aol.com P.S. oh yeah. And i just saw Tenchi in Tokyo episode 16 Carnival, and I have three words to say about it. Fuck u Sakuya. That's all. Puhleez xcuz my language. For Sakuya fans, terribly sorry. no offense. Kokoiiny ^.^ *poof*