Guten Tag! Thank you everyone who sent me an E-mail saying they liked this story! Um, wait. Only one person sent me a letter. Oh well, thank you anyways. Just so you can all keep tabs on who's in the black hole, there is all of the Tenchi people plus Mayuka, all of the Sailors except Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, All of the Gundam Pilots except Trowa, all of the Fellowship of the Ring except for Gimli, plus Eowyn and Arwen, the entire crew of the Outlaw Star, Spongebob Squarepants, Anakin Skywalker, my three NeoPets, and of course, me, The SoJ. Needless to say I don't own any of these shows or characters from web sites, so PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! HAVE MERCY! THERE'S SO MUCH MORE LIFE LEFT TO LIVE! Thank you. -The SoJ *********************************************************************** *************** *everyone is still in the black hole, obviously. Or else, why would I be writing this story? A little pointless, don't you think? Like this one time.* SoJ: *hears odd noises and looks around* Hello? Jim: *stands up* Oh! Hi! How are you? Why are you here? Rini: Jim? Who is it? SoJ: OH NO! DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE--EWW! YOU'RE ONLY LIKE, FIVE AND ELEVEN! Jim: No SoJ, we weren't making out or having-- Rini: Ahem. Jim: Right. We were fighting. SoJ: You two? About what? Rini: Jim says I'm in love with Yugi! SoJ: Jim, you have a sick mind to go with your adorable face. Rini and Jim: *sweatdrop* Jim: This is getting out of hand. *hears more odd noises* Rini: What's that? SoJ: Shut up you little puffball, and we'll find out! Heero's voice: Where did you learn to do that? Other voice: *laughs and purrs* SoJ: HEERO! WHAT THE H***?!?!?!?!?!?! Heero: Ah! Oops. Other voice: What is it? Heero: The Tyrant! SoJ: Yes! And no one can 'go bowling' unless I say so Heero! Other voice: *stands up and turns out to be Mistress 9* SoJ: HOTARU? WHAT THE H***?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Heero: *gets big eyes* WHAT THE H***?!?!?!?!?! YOU'RE HOTARU?!?!?!?!?!? Mistress 9: Sort of. I'm her evil counterpart. Heero: *sighs with relief* Good. So, you're like, 18? Mistress 9: Yeah, about that. *goes and lies down with Heero* Ahem, do you mind? Jim: Oh, sorry. *walks away with SoJ and Rini* *********************************************************************** *************** Tenchi: *gives Yugi a black eye* Melfina is mine! Yugi: *slams Tenchi into Wac-A-Mole* You wish! She is so mine! Tenchi and Yugi: *continue to brawl* Melfina: Please stop! Merry: What's wrong? Melfina: They keep fighting over me! I hate to see them get hurt! Merry: Me too, but you have to understand that they are blinded by their love for you. Melfina: That is so sweet! Would you like to take a walk with me? Merry: Sure. *walks away with Melfina* Tenchi and Yugi: *stop fighting* Yugi: What just happened here? Tenchi: We were ditched. For a guy that's four feet tall. Yugi: Man, that was low. Tenchi: No kidding. Yugi: Well, she wasn't that pretty. Tenchi: Or nice. Yugi: Or funny. Tenchi: Yeah. Yugi: Wanna play Duel Monsters? Tenchi: Sure. *********************************************************************** *************** Washu: Now, I've almost got this thing figured out. I've just got to- -*interrupted by screaming* What the h***? *runs over to find Suzuca fighting with squirrel* Suzuca: You will die and be made into sushi! Just like Patrick! Squirrel: NO! You got Patrick too? You are a monster, and I'm gonna knock you all the way into next week! *does funky karate moves* Suzuca: *does funky sword thing* Spongebob: *enters* Huh? SANDY? Squirrel: *stops fighting with Suzuca* SPONGEBOB! YOU'RE ALIVE! *hugs Spongebob* Suzuca: Wait, you know this guy? Sandy: Of course! It's prehibernation week, I want him to come back and do stuff with me. Suzuca: *cries tears of joy* You do? Oh thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! Spongebob: But Sandy, I like it here! Suzuca is my friend. All: Yeah right. Sandy: But, I miss you in Bikini Bottom. Washu: Excuse me, but how did you get here? Sandy: *holds out remote with one big red button* I just pushed this here button and--*is zapped away* Suzuca: *stares, then cries sprinkler tears* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'M NEVER GONNA GET RID OF HIM! NEVER! *runs away* All: *stare after Suzuca* Eowyn: She seriously needs to figure out her life. All: *nod in agreement* *********************************************************************** *************** Yurael: *sleeps* Nishiyarimo: *stares into space* Myrnaze: *lies on back* SoJ: GENE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM? THEY'RE NOT BEING VICIOUS! Gene: *looks up from magazine* Wufei and I trained them to be nice. After they took our Ryoko's main artery, they were becoming a problem. SoJ: NO! MY POOR BABIES! WHAT DID THESE MONSTERS DO TO YOU? *red horse with fish tail appears* SoJ: What? Can it me? Yes! It is! MEMORANEO! Wufei and Gene: *gulp* Who is Memoraneo? SoJ: *strokes horse* My Peophin. I just got her. And I'm not letting you two hurt her like you did to my others! Wufei: Is she vicious too? Memoraneo: *slaps Wufei with tail* SoJ: Yes. *********************************************************************** *************** Serena: I'm hungry! Sasami: And there's no Patrick left! *mini-box of Honey Nut Clusters appears* All: FOOD! *scramble to get box of cereal. Washu gets there first* Washu: Wait! We should see how much there is! *counts cereal* Okay, there are 43 of us. That means each of us can have one corn flake and one nut cluster. Kaiba: But I'm allergic to nuts! Washu: Oh well, you'll have to starve. But don't worry, we'll eat your remains. All: EWW! Washu: Just kidding. *********************************************************************** *************** Aeka: I have the best idea! Let's all pick a boyfriend/girlfriend so that if we're all stuck here forever, we can all get married! SoJ: Oh, that's stupid. Legolas: Really? SoJ: *sighs happily with hearts in eyes* No. Not at all. I GET LEGOLAS! Anakin: What about me? *Padme Amidala appears* Padme: You're married to me, remember? Anakin: Oh yeah. SoJ: *face turns red* GET OUT OF HERE YOU B****! *kills Padme* Anakin: What'd you do that for? You've got Legolas! Aeka: Okay, you three fight it out. The rest of you go into pairs. *pairs include:* Raye and Tristan Aisha and Kaiba Melfina and Merry Tea and Pippin Jim and Rini Heero and Mistress 9 Serena and Joey Amy and Gene Sasami and Yugi Tenchi and Eowyn Aragorn and Arwen Lita and Harry Ron and Hermione Sam and Mina Ryoko and Duo Aeka and Quatre Nishiyarimo and Yurael Myrnaze and Memoraneo SoJ and Anakin, Frodo, and Legolas Kiyone: Hey! Me and Mihoshi and Gandalf and Wufei and Suzuca and Spongebob are still left over. Wufei: I am not getting married to some weakling woman! Suzuca: You call this weak? *slices molecules with sword creating small atom bomb* Wufei: *eyes widen* Whoa. Will you marry me? Suzuca: *shrugs* Better than the old guy or the sponge. Mihoshi: I'll take the Sponge! Teach me how to Jellyfish Spongebob! Spongebob: Okay! *runs off with Mihoshi* Gandalf: *clears throat* Not that you aren't an enchanting young lady Miss Kiyone, but I do believe you're a bit to young for someone like myself. Kiyone: No kidding. I'm staying single! Gandalf: I will as well! SoJ: Glad that's settled. Now, let's begin the big ceremony! *********************************************************************** *************** Gandalf: Do all of you people take those people Aeka said before to be your lawful wedded wife or husband? A few voices: No! Gandalf: Then you may kiss the bride or groom. Joey: *goes flying* Yugi: That was cool, huh Sasami? Sasami: Yeah, but just realize I only married you because Aeka said so. Yugi: I know. *a few couples disappear* Suzuca: I WANNA DIVORCE! Wufei: I'm sorry! Isn't that good enough? Suzuca: NO! I wanna divorce! All but the couples who disappeared: US TOO! Aeka: Oh fine. You are all hearby divorced. *********************************************************************** ****************later, baby animals appear that look like hybrids of NeoPets* All girls except Ryoko and Suzuca: OH MY GOSH THEY'RE SO CUTE! *cuddle little animals and make attempts not to be eaten* Tenchi: How sweet. Hey, just out of curiosity, who stayed married? *Raye, Tristan, Aisha, Kaiba,, Tea, Pippin, Mistress 9 and Heero raise hands* SoJ: I didn't marry at all. It would tie me down to much. Anakin, Legolas, and Frodo: *sweatdrop* *********************************************************************** *************** That's all for now! E-mail me if you like it! TTFN!