Okay, I know I didn't have a real intro last time. So sue me! AH! What am I saying? Don't sue me. In fact, I will say right now that I do not own Tenchi, Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Gundam Wing, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Outlaw Star, or Spongebob Squarepants. Nor do I have the money to buy them, or pay the legal fees to use them. So, I repeat, DO NOT SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. -The SoJ *********************************************************** *everyone is still inside the black hole* Amy: Okay, Washu, and by the way, you're in check, if we're in a black hole, how come it's white, and not black? Washu: *moves chesspiece* Check. It's quite simple really. All the light pulled in by the black hole's gravitational pull ends up here, which I have discovered is the core of the black hole. Amy: Oh. *moves chesspiece* Checkmate. *********************************************************** Serena: Look! I found a Oujia board! Aeka: *who's done fighting with Ryoko* I found Tarot Cards! Melfina: A voodoo doll! Nimrodel: I found a um, who cares? I say we create the sisterhood of witches! All girls: Yeah! All guys: What? Eowyn: You guys got a Fellowship of the Ring, why can't we have a Sisterhood of Witches? Arwen: And I wanted to be in the Fellowship! Sasami: So that means, no guys can be in the Sisterhood of Witches. Nimrodel: Well, Legolas can. Legolas: *sweatdrops* No thank you Nimrodel. Nimrodel: *squeals* Ooh! I love it when you say my name! Legolas: *sweatdrops* Hermione: Well, I have to be in it, since I am a witch. I say I get to be leader. Nimrodel: Hey! I'm a sorceress, and it was my idea! Hermione: Then let's vote. All who want Nimrodel to be leader, say aye. Aeka, Serena, Raye, Lita, Setsuna, Suzuca, Aisha, Eowyn, and Arwen: Aye! Hermione: All that want me to be leader, say aye. Ryoko, Mina, Haruka, Michiru, Hotaru, Melfina, Tea, Rini, and Sasami: Aye. Nimrodel: That's a tie! Gene: Forget the stupid Sisterhood of Witches! Quatre: Um, has anyone seen Trowa? Mina: Uh-oh, which of the girls is missing? Tea: Washu and Amy Yugi: *gasps* Trowa wouldn't take two girls, would he? Amy and Washu: *enter* Joey: See? They're right there. Heero: I say we go look for him. Aragorn: You can go look for him. Maybe you'll find him making out with the werewolf. Aisha: Hey! I am a Ctarl-Ctarl! Not a werewolf. Kaiba: Why are they calling you a werewolf. And how does Aragorn know? Gene: I told him about how she uses the moon to transform into a big tiger. Kaiba: *sighs* Oh, good. I don't mind tigers. All: *sweatdrop* Aisha: You know, you really shouldn't prejudge people. Just cause I can transform into a monster doesn't mean I'm bad person! Kaiba: *puts arm around Aisha* I know you're not. Yugi: *rolls eyes* Yeah. You two lovebirds go make out. We're gonna go find Trowa. Spongebob: *screams* Noooooooooooo! I'm sorry! I'll never touch your sword again! I promise. Suzuca: *chases Spongebob* You are going to die! Spongebob: *hides behind Aragorn* Noooooooo! Aragorn, don't let her get me! Aragorn: *sighs* Leave him alone Suzuca. We've got other more important business. Suzuca: *glares* Fine. But touch my sword again, and you will not live to see the light of day. Nimrodel: Everyone stop it! Trowa is the only one who hasn't gotten on my nerves recently, so we're gonna go find him! And that means everyone! Legolas: Did I get on your nerves? Nimrodel: *hugs Legolas* I meant, everyone apart from you, my dear elf. Legolas: *pulls away from Nimrodel* I'll track Trowa. *********************************************************************** * Raye: My turn! *spins bottle and lands on Tristan* Tristan: *smiles* Raye: *kisses Tristan* You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that. Tristan: *kisses Raye* Wanna do it again? Raye: Sure *goes off with Tristan* Serena: Hey! Come back! Raye: *looks back* Why? This game is stupid. Duo: Then lets play two minutes in the closet. Tea: There's no closet around here you idiot. Boromir: *pulls twenty two-by-fours out of nowhere* Here. I'll make a wall and the couple can go behind that. *builds wall* Mina: That was handy. Okay, lets pick numbers. Guys first! *Frodo gets one, Tristan gets two, Boromir gets three, Jim gets four, Duo gets five, Wufei gets six, Sam gets seven, Merry gets eight, and Pippin gets nine* Mina: I'm up first. *pulls out a spinner with numbers 1-9 on it and spins a seven* Seven! Sam: *shyly* That's me. Mina: *grabs Sam's arm* Well come on! What, are you hobbit guys afraid of girls or something? Sam: No, but-- *is grabbed by Mina and dragged behind wall* *two minutes go by. Sam and Mina come back. Mina is cool, Sam is on Cloud 9* Frodo: Sam, I don't want to hear it, okay? Just keep thinking of Rosie. Sam: Who? Frodo: *sweatdrops* Mina: Your turn Kiyone! Kiyone: *spins a nine* Nine? Pippin: That's me! Kiyone: Uh, can I spin again? Not that I don't like you Pippin, but I only go behind walls with guys who are at least as tall as me. Pippin: *gasps indignantly* Kiyone: Never mind. Sorry Pippin! *leaves* Mihoshi: Can I go? Mina: Sure. But wait, where's Tristan and Raye? *looks behind wall to find Raye and Tristan making out* Tea: Tristan! What the h*** are you doing? Raye: Oh, is he your boyfriend? I'm sorry. I didn't know. Tea: He's not my boyfriend. Raye: So I can have him? Tea: No! *continues to argue with Raye* Serena: Hey! I'm the only one allowed to fight with her! *starts arguing too* Mina and Lita: *roll eyes* Duo: Um, Mihoshi? It was your turn. *under breath* spinafivespinafivespinafive Mihoshi: *spins a six* Six Wufei: No way! I'm not going behind a wall for two minutes with a weakling woman! Lita, Mina, Tea, Serena, and Raye: Weakling women?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *attack Wufei* Mihoshi: Stop it! Everybody stop fighting. Wufei, you've got an attitude, but just keep your thoughts to yourself. Ladies! You're acting very childish. Frodo: *to Merry* I had no idea Mihoshi could talk like that* Quatre: *comes over* Stop playing around! We have to find Trowa! All: *sigh* Alright *********************************************************************** * Tenchi: Truth or dare Yugi? Yugi: Truth Tenchi: Did you like it when Rini kissed you? Yugi: What? No! What the h*** gave you that idea? Rini: He'd better have hated it. Tenchi: *smiles* Okay. Sure Yugi. Whatever you say. Yugi: Yeah yeah. My turn. Tenchi! Truth or dare? Tenchi: Truth Yugi: Do you have a crush on Melfina? Tenchi: Well duh. Of course I do. Mayuka: *gasps* Daddy! Tenchi: So? Ron, you can tell Harry likes Eowyn! Why doesn't someone make a big deal out of that? Ron: Leave me out of this. You and Yugi can fight it out yourselves. Yugi: Well, just so you know, Melfina is mine. Tenchi: What? No way! You can have Rini. Yugi: Who wants a little baka like that? Rini: I am not a baka! *Yugi and Tenchi brawl* Melfina: Hey everyone, we're gonna go find Trowa. Come on! Yugi and Tenchi: *stop fighting* Melfina! Melfina: Yes? Nimrodel: Stop fooling around! Move it! *********************************************************************** * *all have been walking for hours and no sign of Trowa* Nimrodel: I know! How about a song? This old man, he played nine hundred and ninety-seven-- Suzuca: Stop it! Nimrodel: Sorry. Spongebob: But I like that song! *stumbles over dead body* All: *scream* Wufei: *jumps into Aisha's arms* It's Trowa! He's dead! Aisha: *drops Wufei* Get off. No kidding he's dead. But how? Legolas: Look! *pulls staple gun from Trowa's back* Aragorn: He was stabbed with a staple gun. How sad. All: *cry* Kiyone: Uh, guys? Where's Gandalf, Hotaru, Setsuna, Haruka, and Michiru? Frodo: I don't know. I thought they were right behind us. Joey: Uh-oh. What if it's a stalker out after all of us? Heero: Stalker? *falls to ground, hugs knees, and sucks thumb* She can't be here, she can't be here. Washu: What's his problem? Duo: There was this girl who was in love with him who was a stalker. Nimrodel: You mean Relena? Don't worry Heero, I didn't bring her here. Heero: *stands up* Oh good. Not that I was afraid, or anything. All: *sweatdrop* Amy: Okay, look. I highly doubt that there's a stalker here. You didn't bring one here, did you Nimrodel? Nimrodel: No. Amy: So, Trowa was the only one missing. One of us must've killed him. All: *look suspiciously at each other* Rini: Wait a minute! Trowa wasn't alone! Where was Gimli? Spongebob: *rolls Trowa over* Right here being dead as a doornail? All: *scream* Wufei: *jumps into Aisha's arms again* Aisha: *drops Wufei* I'm warning you-- Nimrodel: How did he die? Gene: Look! There's dental floss around his neck! He was strangled! Nimrodel: Okay, I'm more for the stalker theory again. All: *run away* *********************************************************************** * Serena: Are we safe yet? Quatre: Uh no. Hey, what are those over there? *points to large, lumpy objects* All: *slowly walk over* Nimrodel: *jumps into Legolas's arms* I'm scared Legolas. Legolas: Relax, I'm sure it's just another weird pile of stuff. Mayuka: What kind of stuff? Merry: Oh you know. Leftover Patrick, the Wac-A-Mole game, the voodoo doll-- Mina: The Outer Scouts All: *scream* They're dead too! Lita: This is like a bad version of I Know What You Did Last Summer! Frodo: Hold it! Where's Gandalf? Boromir: Yeah, he went off with them to play charades! Where is he now? All: *look, but don't find Gandalf* Joey: He did it! He's the stalker! *********************************************************************** * Ooh, spooky. Is Gandalf a stalker? Are Trowa, Gimli, and the outer scouts really dead? Will Raye and Tristan get married? Wait and find out!