The ‘incoming transmission’ light on the controls of the Yagami had been flashing for almost a half hour. The ships officer wasn’t in the cockpit though, and so she hadn’t seen it. She hadn’t seen anything at all for almost three hours. Captain Kiyone Makibi was asleep. She snored gently as she lay on the sofa of her large ships living space. The Yagami was a huge ship for just one person, but Kiyone often did important transports for ambassadors and kings, so she was blessed with having it. Waking to the sound of a very loud buzzer, Kiyone sat bolt upright and ordered the computer to turn on the monitor in the living area. The section commander popped up on the screen and yelled at her, “Captain Makibi! You are supposed to be on patrol right now in the Fronga sector! Where is your uniform? Why are you asleep?” “I... that is... I’m sorry sir. There just seems to be nothing out here at the moment and I thought I might catch a few hours before completing my patrol.” she replied. *Damnit! The first time I slack off since the academy and I get caught!* “Well, don’t worry about it too much. To tell you the truth, I sent you out there for a bit of a rest after the whole thing with the Hermitigon Prince...” “He was a bit of a pain in the ass sir.” “I know, I know. You should meet his parents...” an involuntary shudder went down the spine of the commander. “So what can I do for you sir?” “Actually, you have a new assignment. No more boring missions for you!” “Great! I haven’t seen any action since I was promoted from Detective!” “Well, you’re being assigned to a detective! First Class of course.” “Great!” *My first real command!* “The transfer comes right from the GP director himself. It seems his granddaughter is stationed on a planet called Earth. There, for some reason, two Jurian princesses have taken up residence, and he wants you there to help protect them.” Kiyone couldn’t move. She couldn’t speak. “You don’t mean...” “The Officers name is Mihoshi-” “NO! Sir please, you can’t assign me to her! I’ll do anything!” “You know Detective First Class Mihoshi?” “Yes sir. We were room mates at the academy sir. We do NOT get along.” “I’m sorry Captain, but I have my orders, and so do you. You can always file transfer papers...” “Sir, please. Is there anything you can do?” “No! Now you are expected on Earth in two days, so had better get moving!” the transmission ended then. “DAMNIT ALL!” Kiyone screamed and threw a vase across the room. It exploded against a wall, sending shards flying everywhere. *Of all the idiots I could be put in charge of, it had to be her. I curse the day she was born! I hate Mihoshi with all my heart and soul....* Mihoshi looked down at the transmission she was receiving and gasped. Nearby, Ryoko looked over and asked, “What’s up?” It never hurt to have an edge on the GP affairs around the system. “I’m getting a new superior officer here to help me in my patrols and protection of Earth!” she exclaimed. “What!?!” Ryoko flew over and looked at the data pad that Mihoshi was holding. “Why are you so excited about that any way?” “Because the new officer is Kiyone!” she grabbed Ryoko about the neck and hugger her tightly, “She’s my old room mate from the academy! I love Kiyone! She’s so great!” * * * * * * * * * * * Tenchi Muyo! What happens next? A Tenchi Fan Fiction by Jacob McDonald Chapter One: New Arrivals Note: I don’t own any of the characters in this story, nor did I make any of them up (well, except for Hiro....) I just decided to write a story about them. I’d say that’s one of the biggest forms of flattery out there, to have such a great story that other’s want to write about it. So please, this is a fan appreciative story, don’t sue me for using your stuff OK? (Believe me, you wouldn’t get too much any way....) Also good to note is that this series picks up after the OAV Episode 13, maybe a month after the Juri nobles arrived on Earth to take Ayeka and Sasami home. Consider anything that happened after that in the movies or whatever to be irrelevant here. * * * * * * * * * * * Tenchi stood before the door way to Washu’s sub space lab and took a deep breath. He was almost frightened of what might happen if he went through the door. Washu had the tendency to see him as her ‘favourite guinea pig’ because of his unique Jarian powers. He needed her help though, and hadn’t seen her come out in days. That meant he might be walking into a new invention.... He shuddered at the thought. Steeling himself and getting a determined look on his face, he opened the door and stepped in. Tenchi found himself in the garden area of Washu’s lab. A waterfall that poured out of no where off to the side splashed in a relaxing rhythm against the pool it landed in. The vegetation was large, leafy and green. Exotic flowers bloomed every where. Straight in front of him down a tiled walk way, Washu sat on her floating seat cushion and typed away at her holopad computer. Tenchi walked cautiously forward, looking about for any robotic arms that might drop from the darkness above, or a carnivorous plant that could jump out of the thick vegetation. He called out to Washu, so that he wouldn’t startle her when he made it to her finally. “Uh.... Little Washu?” she turned and looked at him with a smile on her face. Not a smile of one who is about to drop a suprise trap on you, but a smile that told Tenchi that she was pleasantly suprised to have him drop by her lab. “Yes Tenchi? What can I do for you?” “Well, I have a question for you, actually...” “Then I probably have an answer! After all, I AM the greatest scientific genius in the universe!” “Yeah, um, there’s no traps or any thing like that for me in here are there?” he asked in a strained voice. “Well.... no there’s not. Was that your question?” Washu seemed perplexed. “No, no.” Tenchi relaxed a little and walked forward to her at a normal pace, “It’s just that usually you try to strap me to some sort of gizmo or another and run tests on me...” “Sorry, I’ve been doing a system data dump.” Washu explained, “All of my resent research is being backed up and archived for later use if I need it.” “Oh. Is that why you haven’t been out in a while?” “It sure is. I’ve had a huge amount of data collected since I was set free. It’s been taking a while to sort through it all.” “Well, how about a break for some tea, and I can ask you my question then?” Tenchi asked in a warm natured tone. “I’d love to.” Washu replied with a smile. Tenchi sipped his tea and looked at Washu as she yawned. She must not have been sleeping too much during the whole data dump thing. The tea was great as usual (Sasami had prepared it for them) and they had been chatting about this and that for a while. Finally Washu set down her tea cup and propped her chin up on her hands, with her elbows against the table, “So what were you going to ask me about Tenchi?” “Well you see Little Washu, I want you to be my mom.” Tenchi smiled as her eyes got huge. “Does that mean that you’re choosing Ryoko?” she whispered so as not to alert any one else in the house. “No, not like that!” Tenchi said as he laughed a little, “I want you to pretend to be my mom. Or my aunt more exactly.” “Why? What for?” Washu was more confused now then ever. “Well, you see, every year my school has a science fair for mother child couples. I’ve never been able to go before, because my mother died when I was very young.” Tenchi paused as his eyes seemed to glaze over for a moment, but then he continued, “So this year I asked the school authorities if I could use an aunt instead of a mother. They told me yes.” “And so you thought of me?” Washu looked touched. “Well, who better to win first prize with then the Number One Scientific Mind in the Universe?” Tenchi was buttering her up now. “Indeed who better!” Washu exclaimed, jumping up, “I’ll get started immediately!” “Hey now!” Tenchi said before she could run back to her lab, “There are a few stipulations we have to take into account.” Washu stopped where she was a turned to him with a look of disappointment on her face, “Like what?” “Well first of all, YOU wont be getting started, WE will. We have to do it together. Second, we have to use only stuff that can be found on Earth that we have access to. And third, we can’t use principals and thermos you’ve invented that no on Earth has ever heard of.” “Hmmm....” Washu sat down. She’d have to think about this now. She was sure she could do it, but was it really worth her time? She had dimensions to map, and important inventions to make. Should she help Tenchi? “It’ll be worth your while....” Tenchi said with a grin. “How?” she asked. “First Prize is a dinner for the winners whole family at a really nice restaurant. We could take the whole bunch of us out for a night on the town.” “I don’t know Tenchi... I have important things to do...” “Well,” he replied with an even bigger grin, “I understand if you don’t think that you can do it without all of your high-tech gadgets and stuff...” “You’re on nephew.” she stuck out her hand. “Great!” Tenchi said with a smile as he shook her hand, “Auntie Washu!” The next day, Ryoko was floating along looking for something to do when she heard an odd noise coming from the storage shed. It sounded like laughter... Tenchi’s laughter.... She instantly fazed to the top of the shed. If Ayeka was in there with him... Then she heard it. That cackle that gave her a head ache just thinking about it’s owner... “Washu!” she growled and fazed her head down through the top of the shed. She looked about and saw the two of them working on some sort of strange contraption. Tenchi was helping Washu invent something? But why not in the lab? And why not with stuff other then the junk they were using? “Just what’s going on in here?” Ryoko demanded as the rest of her floated down through the ceiling. “Oh, Ryoko!” Tenchi said as he stood up from where he had been tightening a bolt down, “How are you?” How was she? She had just barged in on them and he was happy and asking how she was? “I’m... fine. What are you two doing?” “We’re building the worlds first automatic carrot planter/ tender/ harvester!” Washu proclaimed in an loud, ecstatic voice, “We are such geniuses!” “Not to be a downer or anything,” Ryoko said with a small laugh, “But.... why?” “It’s for the mother-student science fair at school.” Tenchi replied with out thinking about the consequences of his actions. Ryoko had glomped him before he could say another word, “Oh, Tenchi! I’m so glad you’re trying to get to know your new mother-in-law! I relies she’s a pain in the ass sometimes...” “Hey!” Washu said. “... but it’s so good of you to want her to be part of our family!” “Ryoko!” Tenchi said as he tried to pull her off of him, “It’s not like that! We’re just pretending she’s my aunt for the fair so I can actually be in it!” Ryoko released him, “So you don’t like me?” she asked with tears in her eyes. Tenchi’s face softened with his heart, “No Ryoko, I still like you-” “Great! Then we’re still together!” she cut him off and glomped him again. The door to the shed burst open. Ayeka stood there with a fuming look on her face. “Unhand Lord Tenchi at once!” she commanded the space pirate. “Listen princess, Tenchi and Washu are pretending to be nephew and aunt, so that makes me his pretend-” “Cousin!” Ayeka screamed, “And as such you have no right to him! Now unhand him daemon!” “Hey, being his cousin is better then being his grand-aunt!” Ryoko screamed back. Both started charging up their powers. “Hey! Girls!” Tenchi said jumping between them, “Stop it! Not next to the invention!” Then he looked at Washu and saw her terrified look. The realisation of his mistake set in. He was in-between Ryoko and Ayeka. The explosion rocked the foundation of the house and blew the shed and the worlds first automatic carrot planter/ tender/ harvester to little bits. Ryoko and Ayeka sat on the ground propped up against each other, and Tenchi lay under a heap of rubble a short distance away. Washu hovered above the ground in a force bubble with an annoyed look on her face. “Now we’ll have to start all over!” she said. “That should just about do it!” Tenchi said as he cranked down the last bit of panelling on the Carrot-Tron 3000. It stood at least as tall as he was, and had moved on tank treads. He had to admit, Washu was able to pull things out of the dump and make this thing with no problems at all. He even understood how it worked because he had helped to build it. They stood and stared at their invention for a few moments in silence then Washu spoke, “I had fun doing this with you Tenchi.” Tenchi suddenly got very ridged. Washu noticed. “Not like the other girls would have, but as.... well, your aunt I guess.” Tenchi relaxed and looked down at her. She continued, “Maybe we could do it again some time?” “Well,” Tenchi said as he gazed back at the contraption, “If this thing works, I’d like to build a few more! We could have twice the carrot production!” “Spoken like a true scientist!” Washu exclaimed and slapped his back. Tenchi almost fell over. He realised suddenly that he was very tiered. “What time is it?” he looked at his watch and was that it was half past two in the morning, “Wow! I should go to bed! I still have to get up and go to school tomorrow!” he started to turn and walk away, but stopped and went back to Washu. He knelt down and gave her diminutive form a big hug. She hugged back. “Remember to ask dad to bring this thing to school at seven tomorrow?” she nodded, “Great! Good night Auntie Washu!” “Good night Tenchi!” she called after him. Washu watched him go then walked back into the house herself and down the hall to her lab. She entered with a sigh and checked her computer. The system dump was complete. She smiled. So much done in one day.... At the edge of the solar system, a red ship dropped out of subspace travel. The Sol system was a crusing speed only zone, because the Earthlings were still considered pre-contact status. Kiyone sighed as she set in the corridentets on the Yagami’s controls. ETA was 16 hours to Earth. She decided to get some sleep before she had to deal with THAT woman again.... Nobuyuki and Yosho grunted as they lifted the large wooden crate into the back of the family’s van. Washu stood by and watched. “Careful now! That took us all night to put together!” she said with an annoyed tone. Yosho grunted something about using her droids to lift it, be she ignored him. Washu had taken on her adult form to seem more believable as Tenchi’s aunt. Her ‘brother’ Nobuyuki would be driving her to the school with the Carrot-Tron 3000 where Tenchi was waiting for them. She actually felt nervous about the whole thing and didn’t want any last minute problems to arise. She bit her lip as Nobuyuki shut the back of the van with a bang. A hand on her shoulder made her jump a bit. She turned to see Yosho standing there. “Don’t worry so much, Washu.” he told her, “You and Tenchi will do fine.” she smiled at his reassurance. “Thank you.” she said and dashed over to the passenger side of the van. “Come on, brother! We’re gonna be late if we don’t get this show on the road!” “I can’t believe you Washu!” Nobuyuki said as he climbed into the drivers side and started the van. “What?” she asked. “Mom raised us much better then to yell at each other all the time!” Washu facefaulted in her seat. Ryoko held tightly to the underside of the van. It wasn’t a problem to hover and let the van pull her along, but she still didn’t like the feeling. She couldn’t be noticed though. If Ayeka had caught her, or Washu.... she didn’t want to think of what Washu would do if she started barging in on her and Tenchi’s time together as aunt and nephew. The crazy little scientist really enjoyed it for some reason. Still, Ryoko just wanted to make sure that Tenchi won the fair. She had no dout that her mother had come up with the best invention that would be there, but she just wanted to be sure. If that meant sabotage... Ryoko smiled wickedly. Tenchi stood in front of the display that he and Washu had set up for the Carrot-Tron 3000 and greeted people who walked over to look at the contraption. The official time it took to build it was listed as three weeks. “Boy, wouldn’t these people flip if I told them Washu designed, drew up, got parts for, and built the whole thing in only a day and a half!” Tenchi thought to himself, “No, we did it together.” he corrected himself with a smile. He really had enjoyed Washu’s company and she seemed to enjoy his too. It amazed him how much their friendship had grown in so short a time. Washu came back to their display area after a quick tour of the competition, “We’ve got it hands down.” she told him with a huge grin. Tenchi just laughed a bit and greeted the next person who came up to ask a question. Ryoko wandered around the gym where the fair was being held and looked at all the other projects. They would have no problem winning this at all. No one even came close to their level of sophistication in design, and originality wasn’t a big problem either. As she walked by a display of a gizmo that seemed to brush a girls hair for her when she turned the crank, she heard the girl’s mother say, “That Tenchi boy and his weird aunt... they have quite a contraption over there.” “Yeah,” the student girl replied, “but I bet they cheated and used some commercial design team or something. Tenchi’s never said any thing about his aunt before, and I bet she’s a scientist or something. That’s not fair...” the girl sounded so snotty.... Ryoko wandered around a corner and teleported behind the girls display. She reached up and with one small blip of energy, fused the crank in place. The girl reefed on it but it wouldn’t move. “Mother!” she shrieked, “This stupid thing is stuck in my hair!” Ryoko chuckled and teleported back to the hall way she had teleported from. Tenchi greeted another interested person, and glanced over the mans shoulder. He was standing in a door way next to the stair well to the second floor a young man he knew from some of his classes. What was his name? *Hiro Yehmi* a voice in his head said to him. That was it. From what he knew, Hiro’s mother had left him and his father a while back with another man, and he hadn’t really been the same since. He used to be a bright eyed curious guy, but now days he was so dark and brooding. He got into fights all the time and had been kicked out of school often. Tenchi briefly wondered if Hiro had an aunt here as well, but decided other wise when he turned and walked up the stairs. “Auntie Washu, could you please handle this question?” Tenchi asked the red haired scientist. “Of course Little Tenchi!” she said, pinching his cheek. “Aw! Auntie Washu! I told you not to call me that here!” Tenchi said as he turned a bit red and walked off. The small crowd around their display laughed for a moment before Washu launched into a long lecture to answer the mans simple question. Tenchi walked up the stairs and looked up and down the second floor hall. Hiro was no where, but the hatch to the roof was open. Tenchi walked over and climbed up the shaft to the roof. When he got up top, he saw Hiro standing at the edge of the building looking up at the early eavning starts. Tenchi walked over and stood next to him. “They’re really lovely, aren’t they?” he said to Hiro. The other young man jumped slightly as if noticing Tenchi for the first time. The look of suprise and anger faded from his face when he saw who it was, “Oh, Tenchi. You kinda’ snuck up on me there. What can I do for you?” “I was just wondering what you were doing up here...” “Oh.” Hiro was silent for a moment, then spoke, “I come up here once in a while. After I found out my mom left, I was crushed. I loved her and she just left me.” Tenchi was slightly suprised by Hiro’s openness, “Then only a few months ago, my dad died of a broken heart. I guess it was harder on him then it was on me.” Tenchi was shocked, “Are you living with other family now?” “No. My only other family is an uncle who lives a ways away, and doesn’t really have time for me. He pays the rent of the apartment I live in, and I live by myself.” “I’m sorry.” Tenchi said looking at the ground below them, “I didn’t know...” “Know one does. Except the principal and my teachers. I just don’t like to talk about it to just anyone.” “So why me?” “Because....” Hiro paused for a second, then continued, “You remember back four years ago, we had a math project to do together in class?” Tenchi thought for a moment. Yes he did remember that now. He nodded his head. “Well, I was really good at the math, and you were really good at the speaking part. We divided it up and got an A with no problem. We just seemed to click. “Yeah, I remember that now.” Tenchi said with a smile. They had worked well together. “I guess I just see you as someone I can share that kind of stuff with and not worry about you making fun of me or telling everyone in school.” “Oh.” Tenchi was a bit proud of himself. He had a friend he hadn’t even know about. “But back to your original question.” Hiro said, “After I found out about my dad, I ran all over town crying. I ended up here and got on the roof. I was going to jump off and just be done with it.” Tenchi noted the bitter tone in Hiro’s voice. He understood where the guys pent up angst all came from now. “But for some reason, I didn’t do it,” Hiro continued, “I wanted to, but I didn’t. I guess I just had too much life left to live.” his eyes moved from the stars to the ground below and his voice got quiet, “But I guess I haven’t been doing a very good job of it lately huh?” “Well, I can’t see getting into fights all the time and dwelling over how bad things are as helping too much.” Tenchi agreed with him. “You know I used to go to martial arts tournaments?” Hiro asked suddenly. “No I didn’t. I’ve never gone to a tournament, but my grandfather teaches me to fight with a sword up at his shrine...” Tenchi smiled at the common interest. “Yeah. They kicked me out of the club I went to because I got to violent.” Hiro said dejectedly, “That’s why I get into fights all the time. I still want to prove to my self that I can still fight like I used to, but I can’t. There’s no control. I just fight to fight. No honour, no glory.” Tenchi looked down again. Then an idea popped into his head, “Hey! You want to come see if Grandpa will teach you too?” “Oh, no... I wouldn’t want to just go ask.... I’d have to be invited...” “Oh, he’d love a new student! And I’d love a sparing partner who doesn’t whack me in the head all the time!” Hiro laughed a little for the first time Tenchi had heard him do so in over a year. Washu was sitting and going over the specks for the Carrot-Tron 3000 when she looked up and saw a mother and daughter posing for a picture. She wondered briefly what Ryoko was up to. She wished so much that her daughter would let her be part of her life, but she was pushed away every time she tried to get close. *Why should I wonder?* she thought to herself. If she wanted to know what Ryoko was doing, all she had to do was scan her thoughts. Washu did just that and a cross look came over her face. “Ryoko...” she growled and stood up. Walking right past some one who was about to ask her a question, Washu headed for the far side of the gym. Ryoko was halfway inside a large contraption that was a twenty in one waffle iron. There were three wires to chose from to cross. The blue one, the yellow one, and the black one. Hmmm...... Well, she had always been found of bees.... “Not the black and the yellow Ryoko!” Washu growled as she ducked around a corner. She called up her holopad and started figuring trajectory and the right spot to place the portal to her lab. She’d teach Ryoko a lesson this time.... “So anyway, he grabs the guys shirt and throws him across the ring, only to have the guy roll up and dive right back at him, knocking him right out of the ring!” Hiro laughed. “No way!” Tenchi was hearing some rather amazing stories of weird things Hiro had seen at the tournaments he had been to. “What about you, Tenchi? You have any weird stories?” “Oh, my grandfather is a weird old guy. He does some stuff that I don’t even know how he does it!” “Like wha-” Hiro was about to ask, but a sudden explosion rocked the school. He had been standing right on the edge of the school, and was thrown from it as he screamed. “Hiro!” Tenchi yelled, reaching for him, but it was too late. Hiro fell the two stories straight down. Ryoko was blasted back through the wall of the building by the force of the explosion. She had managed to get a shield up in time to block the brunt of it, but she was still a little scorched. She was expecting to hit the ground hard, but when she didn’t she levitated immediately. Looking down she saw a portal leading down into Washu’s lab and a glass tube with some sort of electrode thing hooked up to it. She grinned. “You’ll have to do better then that ya’ little-” but she didn’t get the rest of the quip out, because right at that moment, Hiro fell right into her and they both slammed down into the tube. The portal sealed. Back on the roof, Tenchi watched all of this in amazement. He wondered if Ryoko would have broken Hiro’s fall enough to let him live, and what dire fate awaited them in Washu’s lab. Washu popped up next to him a moment latter and grabbed him, “Come on! Before it’s too late!” she said in a worried voice. “What?!?” Tenchi yelled as she pulled him through a portal into her lab. He looked over and saw Hiro out cold, and Ryoko pounding on the glass to be let out. The electrode started to hum violently. “What does that thing do Washu?” Tenchi asked looked at Hiro. “I designed it specifically to change Ryoko’s genetic make up so that her powers would be negated until I wanted to give them back.” “So what will happen to Hiro?” he asked. “It’ll kill him instantly.” She replied as she typed furiously at a control pad in front of her. Tenchi ran over to the tube and looked in at Hiro, “Can’t you shut it off?” “No. I was so worried that I might wuss out and not want to hurt my little Ryoko that I made the process irreversible. There’s only one thing that I can do.” “What’s that?” he yelled as the humming got louder. “Reverse the process.” she said and hit one last key. The tube flashed to life, zapping Ryoko and Hiro both. They both screamed and writhed in agony for a moment then the tube shut off suddenly and they both hit the floor. “Open that thing!” Tenchi yelled. “I’m trying!” Washu said back, “But it’s designed to not let Ryoko out until she calms down a bit! She’s gonna be mad as a hornet in a second!” Tenchi reached down and yanked the Tenchi-Ken out of his belt where he always had it. I flashed to life and he ran over and sliced the tube cleanly in half. The top part flew to the side and shattered all over the labs floor. “Well, that’s one way to do it...” Washu said as she pushed the control panel aside. Tenchi lifted Hiro out of the tube and Ryoko stood up. “What did you just do to me?” she asked her mother in a tone that spelled death. “Actually, to save this boys life, I probably just enhanced your powers a bit!” Washu snapped back, “Now help Tenchi get him to the med bay! I need to make sure that he wont die anyway just from the shock!” Latter that night, Tenchi sat in the med bay with Ryoko and watched over the now stable Hiro. Since he was still out like a light, they had decided to keep him until he woke up, then Washu would erase his memory and they would put him back home in his bed. “Are you mad at me for ruining the fair?” Ryoko asked, breaking the long silence they had been sitting in. “No not really.” Tenchi replied, “That just means that the family wont be going out to dinner at a really nice place now.” Ryoko looked at the floor. She would have enjoyed that... “I’m mad that you blew up my school, AGAIN, and this time you almost killed one of my friends doing it.” “Oh.” she replied. Ryoko felt about three inches tall, “Sorry.” “Sorry?” Tenchi stood up. He was facing away from her, but she could see his hands shaking. He was furious. “Tenchi...” she began, but he cut her off by putting his hand up. “Just.... get out of here. You’ve done enough.” he said. For once, Ryoko got up and left without a word or a sob. “Did you have to be that hard on her?” Sasami asked the next morning while she and Tenchi sat at the table. He had told her the whole story, and she was concerned. No one had seen Ryoko all day. “Yeah, I did Sasami. She needed to relies that she could have killed him. I don’t know if it will mean much to her, but she deserved what she got.” “Well, I still think you should talk to her about it some more, before Ayeka starts in on her and they have a-” “Listen, I said I was sorry to Tenchi and I meant it!” Ryoko’s voice shouted, “You weren’t even there, and I feel no need to apologise to you too!” “Just because I didn’t feel the need to push myself on Tenchi even during his time with Washu and his father like some people...” “Hey now! That’s low princess!” “Low comments for low daemons!” “That’s it!” there was a blast that shook the house. “Too late.” Sasami said glumly. “Maybe they wont come in here....” Tenchi said. Hiro’s eyes fluttered open. He sat up on the bed and looked about. He was in some sort of strange lab.... A diminutive red haired woman sat a short distance away and typed at what looked to be a transparent computer. What the hell was going on here? Hiro looked down to his right. I table had been set up there with all sorts of weird instruments and knives and a small gun that looked like it injected stuff into people. It was labelled conveniently, ‘sedative.’ He silently picked it up and with bare feet, stalked across the floor to where the spiky haired woman was tapping away. He got up two feet from her before she noticed something was wrong. *She must really be absorbed in that thing...* Hiro thought to himself as he jabbed the gun against her neck and pulled the trigger. The small woman’s eyes got big as she whirled on him, one hand to her neck. “No!” she slurred out as the sedative took effect, “Trying to help...” and she pitched forward to the floor. “Yeah,” Hiro said looking back at the table full of dissection tools and tossing the used gun aside, “right.” Mihoshi was jarred awake from a sound sleep as another explosion shook her room. Those two.... Just then, her GP control cube started to flash and make beeping noises. She grabbed it and twisted it a few times. A voice came through it. “Detective First Class Mihoshi, this is Captain Makibi. Be dressed in uniform and ready to greet me in five minutes by the lake out side the Masaki home.” “Kiyone!” Mihoshi squealed and twisted the cube some more. Her uniform appeared on her and she jumped up. Running down the stairs and then past Ryoko and Ayeka where they were grappling on the floor, the GP Detective giggled in delight. She ran past Sasami in the kitchen and the little princess called after her, “Where are you going?” “Kiyone will be here any minute now!” she called back and continued running. “Wait!” Tenchi yelled and jumped up. This was a good excuse to get out of the house and away from the battle zone, “I’ll greet her with you!” The hatch to the Yagami opened and Kiyone walked down. To Tenchi she seemed to the very model of what he thought a GP officer should be. She had a confident look in her eyes, and her teal hair was pulled away from her forehead by an orange head band. Her uniform was neat, and the captain rank insignia was displayed proudly. She carried herself with dignity, but not the snooty dignity that Ayeka had. Her mouth was set in a grim expression that would have shaken even the most hardened of criminals. “Officer Mihoshi,” she stated as she walked up to the blond girl and Tenchi, “I hereby take command of this post as your superior officer.” Mihoshi stood up straight and saluted, “Yes sir! Welcome to Earth Sir!” “Thank you Detective.” Kiyone arched an eyebrow. Had Mihoshi changed since the academy? “Captain Makibi Sir!” “Yes Detective?” “May I speak freely Sir?” “Yes, you may.” Mihoshi glomped her. “Argggaa!” Kiyone screamed. “Oh, Kiyone! It’s been so long! How have you been? I haven’t seen you in years! You made Captain! Good for you! Any new boys I should know about?” she winked. “Detective!” Kiyone bellowed. Mihoshi snapped back to attention. “Don’t ever do that again!” Kiyone barked at her. “No sir! I wont sir!” “Good. Now who is this young man with you?” Tenchi opened his mouth to tell her his name, but Mihoshi bellowed out before he could, “His name is Lord Tenchi Masaki, Crown Prince to the Thrown of Juri, SIR!” Both Kiyone and Tenchi were a little blown away by the force of Mihoshi’s voice, “Thank you Detective. Lord Tenchi,” Kiyone asked turning to him, “May I see the princesses?” “Uh..... that is.... they were napping last I knew and I’d better go make sure they’re up first.... just wait here for a few minutes while I go get them up.... I’m sure you two have lots of catching up to do any way....” Tenchi grinned stupidly, then frowned and dashed off. “What a strange boy...” Kiyone said as he ran off. Suddenly, Mihosi was hugging her again. “So Kiyone! What have you been up to lately?” “I thought I told you....” she looked at Mihoshi and saw her big blue eyes there. She remembered suddenly how back at the academy, even though she disliked Mihoshi so much, she had always confided in her. Like Mihoshi was some how the closest thing she’d ever had to a best friend.... Kiyone sighed. “Come on Mihoshi. We’ll talk while I go make my report to HQ.....” Hiro pushed the door open slowly and stepped out into what looked like a fairly normal hall way. Wooden floors. His bare feet brushed lightly against the floor boards. They were new, as if they had been replaced recently.... That lab had been huge! He wore his pants from the night before, but he hadn’t been able to find any of his other clothing. His bare chest glistened with sweat as he walked slowly down the hall way, out into a living area. There was a large scorch mark on one wall, and what looked to be electrical burns all along another. What had happened here? Hiro was suddenly bowled off his feet and knocked to the floor. He looked over, slightly dazed at what had knocked him down and saw two girls, one with wild blue hair, and the other with long neat violet hair. They seemed to be having quite a fight. Hiro wondered why for only a moment, then they started rolling at him. “Ahhh!” he yelled and covered his face with his arms to protect himself from the clawing nails of the girls. He got a scratch on his arm, but it didn’t bleed and he was glad that it wasn’t his face.... Jumping up after the girls rolled over him (they seemed completely oblivious to the fact they had just done so) he ran for the first door he saw. Bursting into a kitchen he looked over to see a little girl with ruby eyes and long blue pig tails cooking at a stove with some sort of cat rabbit thing sitting on her head. She looked over at him, “Oh! Hello! You must be Hiro! Lunch will be ready in just a few minutes....” “Stay the hell away from me!” Hiro yelled at her and ran past her. Sasami and Ryo-Ohki looked at each other and shrugged. Hiro was almost to the door that lead out side when Tenchi opened it and walked it. He saw Hiro and started. “Hiro! You’re up!” “Where the hell am I?” “You’re at my house.... didn’t Washu explain...” a look of realisation dawned on Tenchi’s face, “You must have escaped from the lab with out her knowing about it.” he said. “So you’re in on it too, huh?” Hiro pushed Tenchi out of the way and ran out side. “Hiro! Wait!” Tenchi yelled after him. Hiro ran around the side of the house. He had to get away. There! A stone staircase! He’d just see where that led. He had a better chance in the forest any way...” As he ran past the house on his way to the trail, the whole wall exploded. Kiyone had been listening to Mihoshi go on and on about all the things she and her friends had done in the short time she had been on the planet. The constant droning was starting to give her a head ache. An explosion rocked the area around the Yagami. Kiyone jumped up and yelled, “What was that?” “Oh, probably just a fight....” Mihoshi replied calmly. “Just a fight?!?” Kiyone checked the clip in her blaster and grabbed Mihoshi’s arm, “Come on!” Ryoko disentangled herself from Hiro. She was really getting sick of being blasted through walls and ending up with this guy! Why couldn’t Tenchi be in the way just once? Hiro’s eyes fluttered open and he saw Ryoko. He screamed and pushed her away from him. “Hey, wait up!” Ryoko said as she stood to follow him, but Ayeka suddenly tackled her with a flying leap. The two tumbled down a small hill and Ryoko shoved her away. “Not now princess, we have to catch Hiro before he hurts himself again!” “Hurts himself?” Ayeka yelled at her, “You’re the one who hurt him!” “You’re the one who just blew a wall on top of him! Now come on!” Ryoko fired back and Ayeka looked up the hill at the remains of the wall. “Oops.” she said, and then followed Ryoko. Hiro ran away from the blue haired woman. This was nuts! He had to get the hell out of here! He dashed full speed around a corner, and barrelled right into someone. His mouth filled with blood from the impact into the persons head, and he spit it out all over. Looking to see who he’d run into, he saw another woman, this one with teal hair, and a blond one behind her. They both seemed to be in some sort of uniform. “Does Tenchi live with a bunch of woman or what?” Hiro yelled aloud. Then he saw that the woman he had just knocked down had some sort of gun in a holster by her left breast. Deciding modesty was the least of his worries right now, Hiro grabbed the gun and jumped back. A voice behind him made him whirl. It was the wild blue haired woman. “Don’t you come any closer to me!” he yelled at her and the violet haired girl, who had just come up behind her. Weren’t those two fighting just a minute ago? “Calm down sir!” the blond said to him. He turned back around and then dashed back a little ways to keep the gun between the two groups of woman. “Some one had best tell me what the hell is going on right now, or I’m gonna’ start shooting people!” Hiro screamed at them. “Hiro, calm down and put the gun down....” Tenchi said from the huge hole where the wall had just been. He and the kid with the rabbit thing were standing there. “No! Who the hell are all of these girls, Tenchi? What the hell is going on here?” “Maybe I can explain.” all eyes turned to a sub space portal as Washu stepped out, her hand still on her neck where Hiro had injected her. “Start talking bitch!” Hiro pointed the gun right at her. She didn’t flinch. “First of all, you sure are mean to the person who saved your life last night!” she said to him, “Knocking me out with my own injection gun, running all over my lab, and then calling me a bitch!” “What are you talking about?” “Last night, you fell off the roof of the school into a sub space portal with her,” Washu jerked a thumb at Ryoko, who waved, “You fell into a tube where I was going to drain her of all of her powers, but you were in there too, so I couldn’t. I reversed the polarity on the device and you were hurt, but not killed. I healed you all up, gave you a bed to sleep in and next thing I know, you’re knocking me out.” Washu got a look of curiosity on her face, “You move really quietly, you know that?” “Yeah.” Hiro said and put the gun on Tenchi. “Now get me home now or I’ll blow this punk’s head off.” “You’ll do no such thing!” Ryoko said and appeared next to him suddenly. She crushed the gun in one hand. Hiro looked at the crushed weapon blankly. A gleam came to his eye. Tenchi walked over to Washu. “Um.... Little Washu, about the whole reversal of polarity thing....” “Yes.” she said with a smirk. “Huh?” Ryoko asked. “Hiro’s genetic makeup was changed to be just like yours.” “What does that mean?” Ryoko asked. “I think you’re about to find out.” Tenchi said, noticing Hiro’s hands ball into fists. “What are you two talking abou-” the rest came out as a grunt as Hiro spun quickly and slammed a fist into Ryoko’s gut, sending her flying a good ten feet. She jumped up. He was already on her. They started exchanging blows and blocks impossibly fast. “How are they doing that?” Kiyone asked as Mihoshi helped her to her feet. “Ryoko has innate powers made stronger by the gems that were set into Tenchi’s sword, the Tenchi-Ken. She only has one right now, but that still makes her very powerful.” Washu explained. “So when Hiro’s genetic make-up was changed to be like hers, he gained all of her powers.” Tenchi finished. This was just great. “It’ll be interesting to see who wins,” Washu said with a gleam in her eye, “Ryoko has a gem, but Hiro is fuelled by rage and will.” “I’m gonna stop this before it gets out of hand....” Tenchi said and started forward. Just then the two combatants separated and Ryoko hurled a huge energy ball right at Hiro. The young man dodged it and jumped up into the air to meet her where she was flying. Washu almost fell over. “He’s using the powers already!” she exclaimed. They fought in mid air for a while, then separated again. This time Ryoko held out her hand and an energy sword appeared. “I’m ending this now.” she said. “Ryoko! No!” Tenchi yelled at her. She ignored him and dove at Hiro who looked for an escape, but came up short. “Hiro! If she can do it so can you!” Washu yelled at him. It must have registered somewhere in his brain, because he grit his teeth and formed and energy sword of his own. The two blades crossed and Hiro was blasted down into the ground, making a small crater. He screamed and blasted up out of it with a burst of green energy. He and Ryoko exchanged blows with the swords for a solid minute then separated and landed on the ground not far from each other. They were just about to go at it again when Tenchi saw his chance while they were both on the ground and jumped between them with the Tenchi-Ken out. “Stop!” he bellowed. Both combatants stopped and looked at him. “But I was starting to have fun, Tenchi!” Ryoko complained. “Yeah, I was just getting warmed up!” Hiro said with a cross look on his face as his green energy sword dissipated. Ryoko’s sword went away as well and Tenchi face faulted. Washu cackled and walked back through her portal into her lab. “I acknowledge you as the superior fighter.... uh.... what was your name?” Hiro asked Ryoko. “Ryoko,” she said, “And neither of us won. We still don’t know which of us is better.” “You seem to have a greater control over your powers then I do. Therefor, I say you won.” “Well, I can’t argue with that.” “Train me.” “What?” Ryoko looked at him like he was crazy. “If I’m gonna’ be stuck with these powers, then I want to know how to use them. You can show me can’t you?” “Well, probably, but you should really talk to Washu... she created all these powers and stuff. She’s my mother you know.” “Never would have guessed it.” Hiro said with a straight face. Ryoko laughed. “I think I’m gonna’ like you kid!” Ayeka pulled Tenchi to his feet, “Well, Lord Tenchi, it would appear that we have a few new house guests.” “Guess so....” he said with sigh. He liked the idea of having Hiro around to talk to, but another Ryoko..... He just wasn’t sure the house could stand up to it. A full week had passed since Hiro had broken out of the lab, and life was returning to normal at the Masaki estate. *Well, as normal as it can be....* Tenchi thought to himself. He earned a wake in the head for letting his mind wander. “Tenchi! Pay attention!” Yosho instructed. Tenchi sighed and resumed a fighting stance. Sword practice was going better today then normal and he wanted to keep up the pace he’d been going at. Suddenly, a green blur slammed into a tree a short distance away and fell to the earth. Hiro pulled himself up and cracked his neck to one side. Apparently he could take as much abuse as Ryoko could. “Hiro!” she called down from above them, “Pay attention!” Tenchi shook his head. It got whacked again. “Tenchi! Pay attention!” Yosho ordered again. Tenchi sighed again and paid attention as Hiro blasted back into the sky to resume his training. Ayeka grumbled and cursed as she stuffed more laundry into the washer. Ever since Hiro had started training with Ryoko and Mihoshi had left with Kiyone to get a place in the city, she had been stuck doing all the chores. Sasami was a bit of a help, but still young and tiered easily. So she was doing the laundry again. “Why me?” she wondered to herself as she squinted at the blood stain in one of Hiro’s shirts. Ryoko was going really hard on him. Maybe she should have Sasami prepare a nice dinner for him.... or maybe she should ask him if he wanted to go to his favourite place in the city to eat. She’d be more then happy to accompany him if he wanted some one to go with..... *Wait a minute.* Ayeka thought to herself, *He is a handsome young man, but my eyes are only for Tenchi.......* *Aren’t they?* She looked out the window and saw a green glow and a red glow flying about very fast in the sky. She sighed and went back to doing the laundry. Have a question? Want to tell me how great I am? Want to tell me how much I suck? 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