Tenchi Muyo! What Happens Next? A Tenchi Fan Fiction by Jacob McDonald A Reprise From the Ordinary: Tenchi Rocks! Note: I don’t own any of the characters in this story, nor did I make any of them up (well, except for Hiro....) I just decided to write a story about them. I’d say that’s one of the biggest forms of flattery out there, to have such a great story that other’s want to write about it. So please, this is a fan appreciative story, don’t sue me for using your stuff OK? (Believe me, you wouldn’t get too much any way....) Also good to note is that the bands and music mentioned in this story are also not my creation. Lyrics are not my creation either. That said.... * * * * * * * * * * * “Tenchi, can I ask a favour of you?” Sasami poked her head into the living room. “Sure Sasami, what do you need?” Tenchi replied. “Could you run to the store and pick up some onions? We seem to be out...” “And you need some for dinner?” Tenchi asked. “Yup!” Sasami bounced back into the kitchen. Tenchi stood and looked around. His dad was taking a nap on the couch a few feet away, and Washu sat by his side diligently. She had been waiting on him hand and foot for almost a week and she still had tons of energy. Tenchi wondered how she did it. Walking over to the dining room, Tenchi found Hiro and Ayeka playing cards. “Gin!” Ayeka said happily and laid her cards out beofre Hiro. The young man inspected them for a moment, then shook his head. “I just can’t seem to beat any of you in any card game....” he looked slightly miffed. “Hey, does anyone want to go to the store with me?” Tenchi asked on his way through. “Sure!” they both responded. “Anyone seen Ryoko?” Hiro asked. “She said something about sun bathing and Mercury before she took off in Ryo-Ohki with Mihoshi.” Ayeka said. Hiro and Tenchi looked at each other. Hiro just shook his head and they walked into Nobuyuki’s office. Tenchi walked over to the box on the book shelf that his father had for petty cash around the house. He flipped open the lid and reached inside. He pulled out two bills. “Uh....” Tenchi reached inside again, but came up with nothing. He looked at the money. “We’re gonna need some more cash guys...” Tenchi said. Hiro looked in his wallet and pulled out three bills. They counted their total. 750 yen. “Well, at least we can buy the onions...” Hiro said. “Why isn’t there any money?” Ayeka asked. “Because Dad hasn’t been to work in almost a week and a half!” Tenchi smacked his forehead, “He always replenishes the petty cash from his pay check! He hasn’t gotten one in two weeks!” “So what do we do?” Hiro asked. “Well we need money to eat and to finish fixing the holes that got blasted in the house...” Tenchi gulped, “I guess we’ll need to get jobs.” “We?” Ayeka asked. “Well, I can’t get a job that’ll pay as good as what Dad makes, and even if two of us got jobs, we still wouldn’t be making that much. Three or four of us though....” Tenchi trailed off. They’d all have to find jobs. And soon. “I guess we’ll start looking tomarow.” Hiro said. They all sighed. Ryoko wore the same outfit she’d worn the night they’d come into town to fight the KalMor. She held a news paper in one hand, and she slapped in against her theigh as she walked. Unrolling it and glancing at it, she sighed. The classified section was open to her, and there were seven different cirlces where she’d marked jobs she wanted. Six of those were crossed off. She walked up and stood in front of the seventh. The sign said ‘Ryo’s Gentalman’s Club’ and Ryoko knew what that meant. The job said bar tender, and she just hoped that’s what it meant. Walking inside, she looked around. There was one stage set up at the far end of the building, and a floor full of tables in front of it. Along the right wall ran a bar, with every possibal liquer imaginable in a huge glass and mirrior case that ran all the way across behind it. There was one man standing behind the bar, but other then that, the place was empty. “We don’t open ‘till five!” the man called to her, “If you’re here for the amature night tonight, come back then.” “Acually, I was responding to the ad in the paper that said bar tender wanted.” she called back and walked over to the bar. It had a smooth oak finish, and brass trim. Classy. “Well then...” the man looked her up and down. He himself was of average build and height, with cheery green eyes. His hair was black, and trimmed short. A thin line of a beard ran along his jaw line. “Do you have any experiance?” “Doing what?” she blinked at him. “Bar tending...” he arched an eyebrow. Ryoko had never acually applied for a job before now. She was guessing that’s why the previous six interveiws didn’t go so well. But she did have experiance. She’d mixed drinks on different planets back in her pirating days, before she destroyed them. Earth liquers were different obviously, but she’d learned an awful lot about them in her short stay on the planet. “I know how to mix drinks, and I can identify most liquers.” she finnally stated. “So you’d probobly need a little training. That’s not a problom. Most people who want the job do, but I have to say, you’re accually the first girl that’s wanted the job.” “Most are probobly too embaresed to work at a strip joint.” Ryoko snorted. “Gentalman’s Club,” the man corrected her, “and I think you just might have the edge that I need. A girl bar tending... can you dress sexy?” Ryoko took off her jaket and set it on the bar. “Right,” the man smiled, “Now, can you handle yourself? It get’s pretty rowdy in here sometimes...” Ryoko reached over the bar and grabbed his shirt front. She lifted him off the ground with one hand. He laughed nervously. She put him back down. He stuck a hand out, “My name’s Ryo. What’s yours?” “Ryoko.” she said taking his hand and shaking it. “Well Ryoko, when can you start?” Ayeka backed into the confrence room with a platter in her arms. She smiled cheerfully at the assembled men, all middle aged, and all either fat or bald, or both. She wore a woaman’s buisness skirt, with matching blouse and jaket, and violet high heals. Her earings were also violet, and her violet hair was offset quite nicely by the whole get up. It made her feel odd not having her crown on, but Tenchi had insisted that she not wear it to work. Not that they would have cared here or not. All they had her do all day was sort files, take letters, and bring them coffee. She made her round of the table, dropping off each cup and repeating to the men what they ordered along with their names. She’d found that it made them feel better (and therefor more likely to give her a raise) if she knew all of their names and smiled a lot. She set the last cup on the table. “There you are Mr. Yukimano, one coffee with two creamers and four shugers, a jelly doughnut with sprinkles, and a Yum Yum Bar. She set the pastry and the candy bar down next to the hot coffee and stepped back. Mr. Yukimano was the fattest of the lot of them, and really didn’t need all the sweets, but Ayeka obliged him. “Thank you dear. Oh, could you possibally be at my office after the meeting here? I need you to take a letter.” he responded. “I’d be happy to sir!” she responded in a cheerful tone. “Very good then. You’re dissmissed.” She turned to leave at the words ‘very good then’ becasue that’s what Mr. Yukimano always said before he dismissed her. Having turned around though, she’d left herself a prime target. She froze in midstride as she’d been walking away. She turned slowly and glared at Mr. Yukimano. He was already going back to talking to the others in the meeting when he noticed them staring over his shoulder. He looked back and saw the princess. “Yes, Ayeka, what can I do for you?” “You pinched me!” she wispered. “Excuse me?” “You pinched my ass you sick, perverted, old, fat man!” she slugged him in the face. He pitched over backwards, out of his chair. “I QUIT!” she thundered at the rest of the assembled men. They all just nodded with looks of fear on their faces. Ayeka stormed out. Tenchi slapped another price tag onto a CD case. The music store where he worked now was always having him do this. It didn’t bother him at all, it was easy work and easy money. He just didn’t like the responibility that came with it. For almost a week now, every day he’d caught a shop lifter. Either on their way out, or just taking something. He couldn’t belive the high rate of crime that passed through the place every day. Two days earlier he’d caught seven theifs in just the one day! As he glanced over to his left he saw that today wouldn’t be any different. A young man about his age had just slipped a CD into one of his large coat pockets. Tenchi sighed and turned to the guy. “If you put that back now, I wont turn you in...” he said in an exasperated voice. They young man looked up at him and scowled. “Just mind your own damn buisness, man. This place is a rip off anyway...” he turned and walked away. “Hey!” Tenchi called after him, “This is my buisness!” he started to chase the guy. The young man looked over his shoulder and saw Tenchi coming after him, so he ran. So did Tenchi. The owner of the store came out of his office and heard Tenchi yelling something. Without looking up from his clip board he called out, “Tenchi! Could you help me move some stock?” The shoplifter ran by, followed a few seconds latter by Tenchi, “Busy right now sir!” he yelled as he increased his speed. “Oh, carry on then.” the owner walked off to find someone else to help him. The shoplifter was almost to the door. He only had a few more feet and then he’d be on the street and home free... “Gotcha!” Tenchi yelled as he lunged and hugged the guys legs. They both hit the ground with a thud and the CD skittered across the floor. The shoplifter was half in and half out of the door. He strugled to his feet and tried to run out to the street. “Oh no you don’t!” Tenchi ran after him. He was suprised when the young man whirled around and threw a punch at his face. Almost without thinking about it, Tenchi blocked the blow, punched the shoplifter across the jaw, kicked him in the ribs, and then spun around and lashed out with his foot, catching the poor young man across the side of the face, and plowing him into the side of the store. Tenchi sighed and wiped the sweat from his forehead. He leaned against the side of the building as the police came running up. “I can’t take too much more of this...” he said in an exasperated voice. “Thank’s again Tenchi.” one of the officers said as they cuffed the dazed thief and dragged him off. Tenchi just nodded and walked back inside. “You’re home early.” Yosho commented as Ayeka walked in the door. She tossed her purse on the sofa and plopped down next to it. Yosho was standing in the door way. He was just on his way back to the shrine. “I quit....” Ayeka said in a voice that bordered on dispare. “Hmmm.....” Yosho nodded. “One of my bosses pinched my...” she trailed off as her face turned slightly red. “I see. Then it is a good thing you left. You’ll find another job, Ayeka.” he turned and left then. She sighed. Maybe a soap opera would cheer her up. She flipped on the TV. After about fifteen minutes of watching she was compleatly enthralled. She was almost drooling. “See ya latter Ayeka!” Ryoko called as she floated through the living room. The princess sat up straight and looked around. She spotted Ryoko and sat back, “Are you off to that dreadful place again then?” “Yup! Hey, I heard about you quitting from Yosho just a minute ago. Tough break.” “At least it’s expected for fat old men to hit on you at your job....” Ayeak said. “I would have hit him in the face.” Ryoko grinned. “I did.” “That’s my girl!” Ryoko hugged her. Ayeka sighed again. “You are rubbing off on me too much Ryoko.” “You know you like it. See ya!” “Good bye.” Ryoko floated out through the door and Ayeka waved. She turned her attention back to the TV then. After another ten minutes she was enthralled again. She leaned forward as the scene unfolded. “Yes, kiss me!” the woman breathed with passion in her voice. “I love you, Tia!” the man said as he pulled her to him. “There’s something I must tell you though...” the woman said. “What? What could possibally matter now that we’re together?” “I’m not Tia! I had surgery to make me look like her... I’m acually-” There was a loud noise then. A very, very loud noise. Ayeka couldn’t hear anything but the noise. The whole house shook. After the noise had fadded, the sound from the TV could be heard again. “Then we must get rid of her so that we can be together!” the man was saying. “But who the hell is she?” Ayeka screamed. She flipped the TV off in disgust. Didn’t who ever just made that horrid noise know that Nobuyuki was probobly trying to sleep? She looked around. Where was Nobuyuki? Ayeka wandered over to the lab door. A note there was scrawled in Washu’s hand writing. “Gone to Paris. Back in two days?” Ayeka read aloud. The noise sounded again. She quickly tossed off her jacket and ran in the direction she thought it came from. The large storage shed.... She kicked off her heals as she ran and flung the doors open. She almost fell over when she looked inside. Hiro stood there, dressed in jean shorts and a T-shirt. That was not unusuall for him on warm days like the one they were having. What was strange was that he wore a guitar, strapped around his neck. It was plugged into a speaker stack that was taller then him. “Oh, hi Ayeka.” he said, turning down the gain so that they could talk. “What are you doing?” “We were bored, so Washu gave us all this cool stuff!” came Sasami’s voice. Ayeka looked up and almost had a heart attack on the spot. Her little sister sat behind a set of drums, twirling a stick in the air. That was not too bad, but she was also dressed like a drummer. She wore short spandex shorts that showed off her smooth young legs, and was barefoot. Her top was a white tank-top, under which could be seen a black sports bra. Her hair was pulled up into a long pony tail behind her head instead of her usual cute pig tails. Ayeka stormed forward, “Sasami! That is no way for a Princess of Juri to dress and act! Come down from there at once!” she stood before the small raised part of the floor that Sasami’s drum kit was set up on. “No!” Sasami yelled back. “What?” Ayeka was in shock. “There’s nothing wrong with this Ayeka! It’s just a little band we’re starting!” she was right. Ayeka really couldn’t think of any reason (other then indignity) that Sasami shouldn’t be alowed to play in a band with Hiro. It wasn’t like they were on Juri it’s self... “Very well then. If you refuse to leave then I will let you stay.” she turned and walked back to Hiro, “And I hold you resonsibal for her!” “Hey! It was her idea!” “What?!?” “Yeah, I mentioned to her and Washu that I knew how to play guitar and they came up with the rest!” “So this is Washu’s doing! Is that why she ran off with Nobuyuki for two days?” “No, Sasami wanted the band. Washu just gave us the stuff and took Nobuyuki away so that we could practice a little and see if we like it. She said she’d sound proof the room if we were going to keep at it.” Hiro shrugged. “So....” Ayeka was confused. Her little sister? Sasami? Cute little Sasami? “Hey! Are you going to teach me some songs or what?” Sasami yelled down at him. “Yeah, ya little rebel! Just hold on for a second!” Rebel? Was she really rebelling from Ayeka’s athority? Why did she suddenly feel like a mother.... “Oh this is rediculous!” Ayeka shouted and stamped her foot. “What?” Hiro asked, turning back to her. “I’m getting all flustered because Sasami wants to do something different, when I myself have defied our parents by remaining here, and now I’m even sleeping with Tenchi!” she slapped a hand over her mouth. “Ayeka!” Sasami said with wide eyes from behind the drums, “I knew you and Tenchi were dating, but....” she stood up on her drum thrown and pumped a fist in the air with a huge grin on her face, “Yeah! Way to go Sis!” she yelled and laughed. “Sasami!” Ayeka said in shock. But then she started to giggle. It was only natral she supposed. Sasami was growing up fast after all.... “I’ve heard you singing to Sasami to help her sleep at night before haven’t I?” Hiro asked her suddenly. “Well, yes I do. I had voice lessons on Juri for forty odd years...” “Wow! You have more experiance then most profestional singer!” Hiro smiled, “How would you like to sing for us, Ayeka?” “I.... don’t know...” she hadn’t thought of that. She could be in the band with her sister. Then she would be able to keep an eye on her herself... “What kind of music would I be singing?” Hiro smiled wickedly, “Have you ever heard the words, ‘Hard Core’ or ‘Hard Rock’, Princess?” Ryoko tossed a bottel over one shoulder and caught it with her other hand. She poured the drink, tossed the bottel back over her shoulder, and caught it again. The booze went back in it’s spot in the huge liquer case. “Tripple whisky on the rocks!” came a call from down the bar. Ryoko poured it and tossed the ice in it in a matter of seconds. She slid it down the bar. “Hey! Thanks!” came the greatful reply. The man slapped a few bills down on the bar, and Ryoko snached them up quickly. She stuffed them into her pocket. “One Mudslide if you will, baby!” another man called out from three stools down. “Coming right up!” Ryoko yelled back to be heard over the blaring music. She mixed the drink in under a minute and handed it to the man. He held a 1000 yen bill out to her. She snatched it in her mouth and growled at him. He grinned and walked off. Ryoko loved her job. “You’re doing good Ryoko!” Ryo called from down the bar where he was pouring a drink for someone else. “Told ya’ I would!” she yelled back. “Hey! Show me yer’ tits!” a drunk man yelled, almost right in her face as he leaned over the bar. Ryoko punched him in the face. He was thrown back a few feet and landed hard. The bouncers came and dragged him away. “Hey.” Ryo was right next to her. She started. Hadn’t even heard him come up next to her. “You know, if you like the tips, there is another job I think you’d be really good at that would make you a lot more....” Ryoko didn’t reply. She looked over to the stage where the dancer was just pulling off her skimpy bra. The space pirate bit her lip and reached for another bottle as a new order was called out. Tenchi plopped down on the couch. It had been a long day. Two more shoplifters, more then half the CD’s tagged, he’d cleaned and resorted the stock room, and worked cash for almost three hours past his quiting time. He wasn’t being paid enough for all of this.... At least he could come home and relax to some nice music... He pulled out the new CD he’d bought with his discount. It was a collection of clasical music that was supposed to sooth and relaxe. He wanted to try the romance collection with Ayeka soon, so he’d buy that tomarow. For now though.... He popped the disc into the CD player, and was just about to hit the play button when he heard something. He listened more carefully. Suddenly, he heard a sound like two sticks being clicked together, and what sounded like Sasami yelling, “One! Two! Three! Four!” Where was she any way? And where was dinner? That thought was blasted out of his mind a moment latter when the music started. Loud music. Rock music. Comming from the shed..... Tenchi opened the doors to the shed and was almost blown away (litirally) by what he heard and saw. Hiro was wailing away on guitar and Sasami was pounding on a drum set behind him The speaker stacks were huge! A lone micraphone stood between the guitar stack and the bass stack, but no one was there. The two who were playing didn’t seem to notice Tenchi. Hiro was concentrating on playing what looked like a very fast and very difficult riff, and Sasami was going nuts on the drums. She had her hair pulled back into a pony tail, and was head banging to the beat she pounded out. Her blue hair flew about wildly. When the song finnaly ended, Tenchi walked forward in awe. Had Hiro taught her all of that in one day? “Tenchi!” Sasami cried, “How are you?” “What the heck is going on here?” Tenchi asked. “We formed a band!” Sasami said with glee, “And Ayeka joined it too, ‘casue she quit her job....” “Wha-? Why’d she quit?” “Some ass hole pinched her butt.” Hiro said. “Oh...” Tenchi was angry all the sudden. Some one was pinching HIS girlfriend’s rear? “Don’t get too pissed man. She decked him a good one.” Hiro grined. “Where is she anyway? And what does she play?” Tenchi looked around. He saw an area set up for drum snthisizers and turn tables, and one for keyboards. Then there was the mic.... “She sings.” Hiro said simply. “To that?” Tenchi asked. “No, mostly she screams to that...” was Hiro responce. Tenchi stumbled back. Ayeka? A hard core rock singer? “No way...” he said with a smile, “You’re kidding, right?” “Hiro, I don’t see why I have to do this...” Ayeka said as she walked into the shed with her head bowed down, looking at her out fit. Tenchi turned around and let out a little noise that sounded like, “Eep!” Ayeka’s eyes shot up and she froze. She was wearing one of Ryoko’s short black mini-skirts, and a white blouse, opened half way down the front. Under it, a red sport bra like Sasami’s could be seen, but it showed much more cleavage. Her hair was pulled up into a top knot, held in place by four gold bands. Her crown was still there, but with the hair pulled back from her ears like it was, it was much more visble. She wore ruby earings, and her lips matched the color. The make up on her face reminded Tenchi of some of the hookers they’d seen in town before. “Tenchi... I...” Ayeka couldn’t find any words. “Ayeka... you look.....” Tenchi couldn’t find word either, but found himself oddly aroused by the way she looked. “I’d say you look like one hard core bitch!” Sasami yelled from her drum set. Everyone turned and looked at her. “What?” she said with a shrug. Tenchi turned to Hiro, “How in the world did you manage to turn Sasami into a foul mouthed drummer, and Ayeka into a sex kitten singer?” “I didn’t really. I just saw the way Ayeka was starting to act when we were rehearsing just a few minutes ago, so I told her what to wear and she put it on. Sasami just kind of became that way on her own....” Hiro scatched his head, “It is kinda’ weird for just one day though...” “No kidding!” Tenchi smiled at his freind. The princesses were both looking for release. The pressures of everday life for them was increadibal. Now after the whole incident with the KalMor, they needed to get some of the tenstion out of their bodys and hearts and minds. Hiro had suplied them with the means, and they had run with it. Hiro came to the same conclustion at almost the same time. He smiled back at Tenchi. Tenchi mouthed a silent, “Thank you.” to Hiro, who just nodded his head. Ayeka looked up from where she’d been staring at her black stileto heals (also taken from Ryoko’s closet) and saw Tenchi walking up to her. She looked back at him with fear, defience, love, and longing, all at the same time. He took her in his arms then, and she was shocked. “Have fun dear.” he said. She nodded in a daze and walked over behind the mic. “Now let’s show him what he can do!” Sasami said. She banged the sticks together again. The music started again. Tenchi was moving with the sound after a few minutes. He grinned ear to ear. Ryoko got home at three in the morning. All the lights were still on in the house, and there were what sounded like amplified voices coming from the shed in the back. Floating over to the wall, she walked through it into the shed. Ayeka and Hiro were talking, and the mic was picking them up. They were discusing how the vocal for a particular song fit into the music. Ryoko was amused and a little suprised to see all the equipment. Then she saw what Ayeka was wearing. “Oh.... my..... God.....” she said as she floated over and circled around the princess. Her black skirt and her shoes.... Ryoko had no idea where the sport bra had come from. Probobly Washu by the way it seemed to fit. Ayeka looked nervous under the scrutiny of the space pirate. “You’re not angry that I borowed your skirt and shoes are you Ryoko?” she asked. “And my lip stick too...” Ryoko replied as she studied Ayeka’s make up. “Well... it went nicely with the ear rings that I had, and I knew you had it....” she stopped there. “How’d you know where all my stuff was?” Ryoko asked. “I just went up to your little room to look for it and found the extra dimmentional closet that Washu must have put up there for you....” “Mom wanted me to have some place to put my stuff after our little shopping trips.” she said, “Ayeka, I must say that you look hot!” Ryoko laughed in spite of her self. “Well... thank you... I think...” “And I’ve been looking at strippers all night!” Ryoko said with a loud burst of laughter. Hiro and Sasami cracked up. Tenchi smiled and giggled a little, but stopped when Ayeka shot him a look. “Any way, Hiro, is it possibal for you to make the verse just a few bars longer so I can fit the extra line in?” Ryoko drifted over to Sasami and looked down at the little drummer as Ayeka and Hiro continued talking. She shook her head and laughed. “What is eveyone laughing at me for?” Sasami asked her with an annoyed glare. “Probobly that you’re the sexiest little kid in Japan right now....” Ryoko replied. “Huh?” “I’ll do your make up for next time okay?” Ryoko winked at her. “Okay!” Sasami brightened. Ryoko floated over to Tenchi and sat down in mid air next to him, “What happened while I was gone?” she asked in wonderment. “A combonation of Washu’s genius, Hiro’s musical tastes, and Ayeka and Sasami’s need for some release....” Tenchi responded. “Wow...” was all Ryoko could say as she stared at the transformed group before her. Hiro did look good with a guitar.... Tenchi yawned, “Now if you’re just getting home, that means it’s really late, and I have to open tomarow. I’m going to bed. Good night everyone!” he called out. “Good night Tenchi!” chorased back everyone else. “We’ll run through it just this one last time and then we’ll call it a night.” Hiro informed everyone. Ryoko listened as the band played. Ayeka sure did have a set of lungs on her. She could scream like nothing else, and then switch right to singing in an enchanting and sexy tone. The pirate apluded when they finished, and then floated up the steps with Hiro. “So you guys are gonna’ be a band huh?” “Yeah. We’re pretty good. We still need a lot of work though...” “After just starting today? How’d you teach Sasami the drums so fast?” “I told her to hit ‘em as hard and as fast as she could. From there she just practiced for an hour or two while I wrote the riffs for that song we were just playing.” “YOU wrote that?” Ryoko was impressed. “It’s nothing too big...” Hiro shrugged. “It’s good! You should be proud.” “Thanks. I’m beat, how ‘bout you?” “I could sleep for a month... if I needed sleep.” Ryoko grined. “Why didn’t I get that power from you?” “Just not that lucky I guess....” Ryoko shut the door behind them as they walked into Hiro’s room. Ayeka lay in bed and stared at Sasami. She and her sister had both kind of gone off the deep end. It had taken her almost a half hour to get all the make up off that she’d put on, and Sasami seemed so much... ruder now.... Ah well. It was for the better. They’d practice again tomarow, maybe even write a new song. Hiro had taught Sasami how to play a few American songs on the drums that he knew on the guitar, and she had to learn the English vocal for them. She’d never bothered to learn any other lanugages on Earth, so she didn’t know what English was like really. Hiro had told her it was hard, but so was Yulgarian, which consisted of several different tones of humming, several clicking patterns with your toung, and a few whistles. (Yulgarian’s were an insect like people...) The princess’s throat hurt, and she was exusted. Maybe Tenchi would want some compony tomarow night, but right now, she just wanted to sleep... Tenchi walked in the door of the house to hear the music going strong. Ryoko floated by, dressed for work and bobbing her head to the sound. She noticed that Tenchi held a disgusted look on his face. “Your job sucks that much, huh?” she asked. “Yeah.... it did.” Tenchi shook his head. “You quit.” Ryoko said. It was a statement, not a question. Tenchi nodded, “I got sick of having to chase down shop lifters.” he said, “I’m doing the polices work for them while they sit and eat doughnuts all day.” “I guess I’ll just have to make a few more tips now...” Ryoko sighed. How was she going to get the money they needed to eat by herself? “I’ll get another job soon Ryoko....” he assured her. “Alright. Hey, I’ll see you guys latter. Oh, and wait until you hear the new song. It rocks!” Ryoko laughed as she floated out the door. Tenchi sat down on the couch and opened up the news paper he’d brought home with him. He looked over the classified section quickly. Something caught his eye. Jumping up, Tenchi read it again, then dashed to the shed. He barreled in and tossed the paper to Hiro, who caught it and opened it to the spot Tenchi had been at. A large ad in the middle of the page stood out to him. He read it aloud, “Wanted: Bands to play at area rock club. Must be able to suply own equipment and trasnpotation. For audition, call....” he trailed off as a loud humming noise hit his ears. It ended ubruptly with a click. Hiro looked up to see Tenchi with the bass straped on. He was fumbuling with the imput jack to the bass stack. Hiro walked over and helped him out, showing him where to plug in. After adjusting the levels a little he stepped back. “Not liking the job at the music store?” he asked. “I quit that job.” Tenchi said, “Now how do you play this thing?” Ryoko foated back in the door at half past four. She’d worked late to make a few extra tips, and felt almost dead on her feet. Work shouldn’t be more tiering then fighting intersteller super criminals and sub-space monsters.... should it? She winced as the noise hit her. It was so early in the morning... what could posses them to still be practicing? Ryoko ansawered her own question a few seconds latter when she identified a new sound in the brutal mix of noise. “They found a bass player!” she said aloud. Not that she could hear herself say anything, but she still said it. Floating over to the shed she walked right in and looked about. Tenchi was playing bass? And he was good at it? Ayeka was screaming something in a different language. English was Ryoko’s best guess, but she’d have to ask Washu to be sure. Whatever it was sounded good, and that gave the pirate a little energy back. She began to bob and weave in the air. The song ended and she clapped for them. They all looked up as if seeing her for the first time. “Hey babe!” Hiro called to her. “What’s shakin’ hun?” Ryoko yelled back. The ringing in their ears was too loud for them to communicate in any way but through yelling. “We have a whole four songs we can play now!” Ayeka squealed in delight. “And Tenchi’s really good!” Sasami added. “I’m not that great....” “Sure ya’ are, Tench!” Hiro said. He turned back to Ryoko, “What time is it any way?” “Half past four.” “Oh my!” Ayeka said, “We should go to bed!” “That’s what I’m thinking.” Ryoko smiled. In the upstairs hall way, they all chatted for a minute, then went to their respective rooms. Almost to their respective rooms. Ryoko walked into Hiro’s room behind him, and Ayeka walked into Tenchi’s room before him, leaving the new bass player a little embaressed as he glanced at Sasami. The young princess smiled and made pumping motions with her hips while winking at him. Tenchi facefaulted. Kiyone knocked on the door of the Masaki home. She and Mihoshi had come to the house at Hiro’s request. Something about wanting them to hear some music and tell him what they thought. “Whatever.” Kiyone thought to herself as she stood waiting with her blond freind, “As long as Sasami is cooking dinner tonight....” Washu opened the door and motioned them in. Kiyone looked at her funny and thought how odd it was for the scientist to not be in her lab or tending to Nobuyuki. What was going on here? “Wealcome!” Tenchi said from a short ways away, “You’re just in time for dinner!” “Thank’s for having us over Tench....” Mihoshi trailed off as she looked at the young man, “Tenchi, why are you wearing that funny shirt?” Kiyone was about to turn around and smack the detective for being so rude when she saw the shirt herself. It was a normal shirt in all respects, except that it was polyester, silver, and reflective. “Uh.... Hiro said it was something about my stage pressence...” Tenchi replied, and quickly walked off. “Washu....?” Kiyone looked for the red haired woman but found she was gone as well. Sasami bounded into the room. “Come on you two! We want to eat quick so that we can play for you!” she said and then turned and ran back through the door. Kiyone saw that she was bare foot, wearing only short cut-offs and a white tank top that the bra straps were showing through. She shook her head. What had Hiro done now? Dinner was excelent as usual. Sasami beamed over her creation as everyone commented on how good it was. Kiyone finnally got up the nerve to ask the question that had been bugging her all night around the time that desert was being served. “Um... why is everyone dressed like this?” she asked looking around the table. With the exception of Nobuyuki, Washu, and Yosho, everyone else was dressed like they were some kind of delinquits. Tenchi with his shiny shirt, Sasami with her state of half dress, Ayeka seemed to be wearing more make up then Kiyone was sure she’d ever put on herself in her whole life and was wearing a VERY seductive outfit, Hiro had a spandex black mock turtle neck on, and was wearing what looked to be... eyeliner? Ryoko wore a dress that dropped to half way down her shins and was slit up both sides almost to her hips, and showed much too much cleavage. “I guess that make’s Ryoko dressed normally as well....” Kiyone noted. “It’s part of our stage pressence.” Hiro commented. “What are you talking about?” “We formed our own little band.” he waved her next question aside before she could ask it, “You’ll see after desert.” Kiyone just shut up then. No use in asking further questions when one of Sasami’s deserts was being set before them.... Mihoshi walked out of the shed first, and then Kiyone. Washu noted that they both had frazeled hair and seemed to be walking as if they were in a daze. Ryoko came out next, jumping around and shouting. “Wow! That was great! What a really cool set!” she hugged Washu, “You done good mom!” “Indeed,” Nobuyuki replied, “A little too good...” “Oh, now don’t be too hard on them, dear.” Washu scolded him, “They’re just being young and restless. It’ll pass in a few weeks....” “At least they’re not destroying my house.” he said with a sigh. Just then a chunk of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on Ryoko’s head. She brushed it off with annoyence. Nobuyuki sighed again and let Washu help him back into the living room. “So what’d ya think?” Hiro asked Kiyone as they sat on top of the tallest cliff he could find in the area. They’d flown off after she’d regained her wits so they could star gaze. Ryoko had frowned, but let him go when he promised to entertain her latter that night. “It was.... loud?” she said in a cautious tone. “Come on, Kiyone....” Hiro said with a smirk. “Alright.... I like it. I guess I never really was that big a fan of Earth music, but I didn’t know they played that kind. And when did Ayeka learn English?” “I taught her the words and a few basics the other week. She picked it up faster then I thought she might....” “What was that song about.... the one with the screaming and the ‘We dance to all the wrong songs...’?” “Oh... that was a band called Refused. They wrote that song about... well I’m not to sure acually. They’re some pretty twisted guys.... The song is called New Noise.” “Oh. That was good.” “It could use some of the electronic effects that they put in it, but we don’t have a person for keys or the synthisizers....” “I would jump up and say that I’d do it, but aside from the fact that my job keeps we away all the time and I’m a GP officer to boot, my musical talent extends about as far as karioki singing and that’s it.” “Damn...” Hiro snapped his fingers. “Let’s get home. I don’t want Ryoko to kill me.” “Alright. Oh, and not that I expect to get any kind of constructive ansawer out of her, but could you ask Mihoshi about the set too?” “Why do you want so much feed back?” “I’m looking into setting up a gig in town in a few days here. I just wanted some oppinions before we went and made fools of our selfs.” “I think you’ll do great.” she peeked him on the cheek. Hiro smiled at her, then grabbed her belt. His smile turned into a grin of pure evil. “Hiro! Nooooooooooo!” Kiyone shirked as he took off as fast as he could. “We got it!” Tenchi said as he ran into the shed. “What?” Ayeka asked. “The gig we wanted!” Tenchi was excited, “The audition we had the other day when the guy came and saw us perform? He loved us! Booked us for three shows, three weekends in a row!” “That’s great!” Hiro gaped, “No one gets three weekend shows their first gig!” “So we’re that good huh?” Ayeka smiled. “I knew we were...” Sasami blew it off like it was no big deal, “We gotta’ hit it hard now guys! Let’s go! Rehearsal in ten!” she wandered off to warn Washu and Nobuyuki that they’d be playing shortly. “She’s a little slave driver isn’t she?” Hiro commented. “Yeah....” Tenchi and Ayeka said in unison. “Oh! Hey, can you three practice without me for a bit? I wanted to head into town and pick up some more stuff.” Hiro said. “Sure, I guess, but why don’t you just ask Washu?” Ayeka was confused. “Nobuyuki said that if we’re gonna’ practice in his house and try and make money with the band, then we should buy our own stuff, with the exception of what we already have.” “Oh....” Ayeka shook her head in amusement. “Tenchi, can I grab some cash out of the box for the suplies then?” “Sure, I guess. Just don’t take all of it. We need to eat you know.” “Alright. I’ll be back in an hour.” he left. “I guess we’ll practice our song number four. What did Hiro call that?” “He named it, ‘Ryoko’s Theam.’” Tenchi growned, “And the bass line is hard as hell!” “Quit whining!” Ayeka gave him a playful shove him at the bass stack, “Get that thing on and warm up the amps!” Hiro stepped into Nobuyuki’s office and walked over to the box of petty cash. Popping it open, he was suprised to see it over flowing with bills. Where had all the money come from? Ryoko. She must be working her ass off. Still, there was a lot of money for just tips for a bar tender. She must be really good. Or was there another explination? Hiro frowned. The night had finnally arived. Hiro, Sasami, Ayeka, and Tenchi all stood in the wings, waiting to be annonced so they could go out on stage. They had a blistering opening tune planed, one that Hiro had written for that express perpous. If all went well, then they would be the talk of the town in the morning. Sasami seemed about to burst at the seems. She had grown so hyper that Hiro had acually restrained her in a bear hug once to hold her down. Of all of them, she was the one who wanted to play the most. It was all anyone could guess as to why she had suddenly grown so sick of her cuteness and shyness. Hiro had unleashed a monster. Not that Ayeka was much better. She was nervous this night, more then any other time before. Her out fit consisted of a halter top, Ryoko’s short black mini-skirt, knee high lace up boots (Ryoko had bought them special for her) and large amounts of gold jewelry. Her hair was pulled back into a pony tail high on her head, so that it cascaded down her back and around her shoulders. Her make-up was the deffinition of the word, ‘slut.’ Hiro and Tenchi seemed at ease in their own stage get ups. Mostly black and red, both of them wore skin tight shirts and bagy black pants. Tenchi had spiked his hair up and Hiro’s request, but hadn’t gone quite as far as his freind. Hiro’s hair was spiked up, and out, and left and right.... all in a strange and random mess. It had also gone from being black like it normally was to bright red. Tenchi could have sworn that it looked like Washu’s hair.... Sasami was dressed in her normal drumming cothes, and twirled her sticks now in anticipation. Ayeka’s hands shook with worry. Tenchi took one of the elder princesses hands and squezed it, “You’ll be great.” he wispered as they heard they’re names called. “Ladies and Gentalman....” the MC paused for dramatic effect, “The Jurians!” They had chosen the name based on the fact that three of the four band members were Jurian, and no one on Earth would know what it was. Ayeka walked out to the mic and stood with her legs spread slightly to her sides, one hand on her hip, the other hanging loosely at her side. She looked down at the floor, as Hiro had instructed her to do, before the set started. She heard the whining of the guitar as it launched into a solo intro to the song. Taking a deep breath and letting it out, Ayeka looked up at the crowd. There were at least two hundred people out there on the floor alone! How could she sing for them? What gave her the right? She felt her body tence... And then the hit came. The pounding, thrashing, violent noise hit her like a wall and jarred her out of her frozen state. Hiro’s advise before the show came back to her, “Hear the music. Don’t think of the people as people, just as objects that move when they hear the music. Move with them. Make them want to move with you. Own them. You are their world now...” Ayeka smiled. She began to move with the music. Her head banged as she gripped the mic with both hands and her long lavender hair flew about wildly. The intro was almost over and she’d have to start the first verse in a few seconds. A strange feeling came over her. She felt something in her gut trying to claw it’s way out. It pulled up through her body, into her throat.... A primal scream ripped the darkened club as Ayeka opened her mouth to let the beast out. She hit the verse with all her will behind it. Kiyone stood in the back of the club and watched as Ayeka screamed. Impressive. She’d seen some people screaming in her time as a GP officer, and that was deffinetly a scream to be proud of. “Come on, Kiyone!” Mihoshi said as she ran up to her supirior officer and grabbed her hand, “Let’s go!” “Where are we going?” Kiyone asked as she let her self be pulled. Mihoshi couldn’t hear her or wasn’t trying too, because she didn’t respond. Kiyone looked up to see where the blond was dragging her. The pit. “Mihoshi! That’s a mosh pit!” Kiyone screamed as they were enveloped in the swarm of people slamming into one another as the music raged and Ayeka screamed for all she was worth. Kiyone slugged one guy in the head, and then shoved another away. Some one slammed into her. She pushed back. A man fell from crowd surfing and landed on Mihoshi. Kiyone dragged him off of her and helped her friend up. They grinned at one another. Back to back, the two GP woman defend their position in the sea of bodies know as the mosh pit. Tenchi woke up with a start. He looked around and found himself on the couch of his house. When had he come home? The last thing he remembered was some guy on getting on stage, and Ayeka knocking him off, then ripping off her top and singing some more in just her lacy red bra... Something about Hiro jumping into the pit seemed to make sence too.... Looking to one side, Tenchi’s fears were confirmed when he saw Ayeka sleeping next to him, the tatters of her top laying about her, and a smile on her face. On the next couch, Hiro was sprawled out. His lip was swelled, and there was a bruise forming under one eye. He’d been in the pit alright... Sasami was curled up next to him, shivering slightly. She was using his body heat to stay warm. Ryoko appeared suddenly and dropped a blanket over the two. She smiled down at them as Sasami snuggled closer to Hiro and he rolled onto his back. The pirate floated over to Tenchi and Ayeka next and dropped another blanket on them. She stood back and inspected them for any wounds like Hiro’s and then noticed Tenchi staring back. “Oh!” she said softly, a little shocked, “Good morning Tenchi....” “Shhhhh.....” he shushed quietly, “Can you teleport me out from under Ayeka?” the princesses legs were draped across his lap. Ryoko reached out and hugged his head. When she unwrapped her arms from around his eyes, they were in the kitchen. Nobuyuki sat sipping coffee, and Washu was fixing a small breakfast. “Should I throw a few more eggs into the pan?” she asked without turning around. “And some more bacon too.” Ryoko replied, “Thank’s Mom.” “I’m just never gonna’ get used to you calling her ‘Mom’...” Tenchi smiled and shook his head. “If your old man’s not careful, you might be calling her Mom soon too!” Ryoko cackled, jabbing Tenchi in the ribs with an elbow. She turned around and Washu was standing on a chair in front of her. Ryoko gulped. The spoon whacked her on the forehead quickly and sharply. “Ow! Hey what was that for?” she demended of her mother as she rubbed the sore spot. “For making fun of your dear old Mom!” Washu said in a cute voice. “Little Washu...” Tenchi smiled, “Do you have to be so hard on her all the time?” “Yes, I do Tenchi. You see, I don’t want you and that other boy in your band corrupting my poor daughter and turning her into a freak like the rest of you Jurian nobals.” she smiled and jumped up as she pinched his cheek, “And call me Auntie Washu!” “Okay, Auntie Washu....” Tenchi rolled his eyes and glanced at Ryoko, who did like wise. “So, you guys made the paper.” Nobuyuki said. “We did?” Tenchi was shocked. “Yeah... let’s see.... ‘Loudest Band Ever to Rock at the Crossroads Club.’” Nobuyuki read the head line, and then the caption under it, “The Jurian’s blend Ameriacan counter culture with their own unique riffs to form a new breed of hard rock music.” “Wow.” was all Tenchi could say. “Told ya’ you guys were good!” Ryoko exclaimed and whacked him on the back. “Yeah, and we made this too!” Tenchi pulled a wad of bills from one of his pockets. “Oh. That’s nice.” Ryoko smiled and nodded. “Nice? That’s a lot of money!” Tenchi said. “Well,” Ryoko pulled out a much larger wad, “I made almost twice that last night alone.” she snatched the bills from Tenchi and added it to her stack, “And all of this goes into the petty cash box.” “A wise woman to save money like that.” Nobuyuki nodded, “Tenchi, why didn’t you pick the one who’s not a freak?” “Dad! Ryoko’s always been a freak!” “Well thank’s Tenchi!” Ryoko glared at him. “I didn’t mean it like that! I am dating Ayeka after all....” “I see your point...” They all looked at each other and burst out laughing. Kiyone slammed into another young man and blasted him a few feet. She really enjoyed the mosh pit. Especially when the Jurian’s were playing. She’d been down for a few other bands since her friends first show, and they all just seemed so much more.... tame.... Ayeka screamed out some unknown phrase in a distorted voice and Kiyone moshed away happily. Mihoshi was out of the pits for now, having sustained a nasty bump on her head, and a twisted ankle. Kiyone could taste the blood in her mouth and didn’t care. Hiro joined Ayeka in an ear spliting roar of angst and rage. The GP woman shoved all around her at once almost, knocking a huge ring of people down in tandem with the music. The rest of the pit closed in around her in a matter of seconds. Kiyone jumped up and down and kicked and punched and shoved and screamed and yelled. She glimpsed Hiro as he bent over his guitar and wailed away on it like it was one of his enimies from the KalMor. She grinned ear to ear and was body blocked from the side. She hit the hard floor with a thud and saw no more. Hiro knocked on the door to the MioKio apartmeant the next day, holding a large bundle of flowers under one arm, and a wrapped package under the other. Mihoshi opened the door and let him in. She wore a concerned look, but smiled when she saw him. He patted her arm. “Don’t worry so much Mihoshi, it happens all the time at these kind of shows.” he said, and walked past her to Kiyone’s room down the hall of the small two bedroom apartment. Knocking softly, he heard the faint, “Come in...” from the other side. Opening the door, he walked into the darkened room softly. “I have such a head ache....” Kiyone moaned from her bed. Hiro winced when he saw her. She had a black eye and swollen lip, much like he had had the week before. He had healed all of his pains in a matter of days, thanks to the gem in his wrist, but Kiyone still healed at a normal rate. On top of the injuries on her face, Kiyone also wore a wrist brace, and had a wrap around her body. Bruised ribs and a broken wrist. It was bad even for one of their shows. “Sorry...” he mused. “For what?” she smiled at him, “Playing too hard? You guys were great.” “I didn’t think people were getting stomped like this in the pit though. I’ll have to tell people to clean it up at our next show.” “Probobly not a bad idea.” They were silent for a moment, then Kiyone spoke again, “I’ll be better in time for next weekend.” she said with confidance. “Maybe, but don’t push yourself.” “Oh, I wont be back in the pit, but I’ll be there. The bar tender is kind of cute....” “You think so? I thought he was a little too skinny for you....” “How do you know what kind of guys I like?” “You’re attracted to me aren’t you?” Kiyone gasped at his remark, “What? You didn’t think I wouldn’t see you checking me out all the time?” “I do not!” “Oh, you do too!” “I...” she blushed, “I don’t think of you like that....” Hiro smiled, “Yeah you do. Not in a romantic way, and you don’t really want a relationship with me, but you’re still a good friend, and you think I’m good looking. I’m your type.” he nodded. Kiyone sighed, “Think what you want to....” she blushed again as he pushed some hair back from her face. “Oh man! You got the hots for me bad!” he busted up. “So what? I’d just screw you and leave you even if I did want to sleep with you, which I don’t!” “I know, it’s just kind of funny...” “Why’s that?” she was almost pissed now. “Cause I think you’re pretty hot too, babe.” he smiled at her. That made her unpissed, “Really?” “Yeah. We’re two great friends, we’re hot for each other, and we’re not gonna’ do a damn thing about it!” “You have a girlfriend! One that could level this city if she wanted to, might I add....” “Yeah... Ryoko’s not that bad. She’s not jealous.” “What’d you do? Tell her?” Kiyone gaped. “No, but she has caught me staring at you before and glared at me...” “Oh man....” Kiyone smacked her head, “I’m a dead woman....” “No you’re not! I told you, she’s not jealous.” “You’re positive?” “Yup.” “Good.” “I didn’t know you were attracted to Hiro, Kiyone! You never told me!” Mihoshi burst out from the door way. Both of the friends jumped. Hiro spun on her, “How long have you been standing there?” he demanded. “Since the part about how Kiyone’s hot for you?” Mihoshi asked more then told him. Kiyone and Hiro facefaulted. A few days latter,on the out skirts of the galaxy, a large Jurian ship passed the rings of Neptune. Inside, a certine Queen of Juri with blue hair stood tall and proud. Her daughters had survived another atemp on their lives, and she was going to make sure they were still okay. The Galaxy Police personel on the planet had provided a supurb report as well, and she wanted to compliment her on a job well done. Misaki smiled as she thought of Tenchi. She’d have to give him a big hug when she saw him..... Washu typed away at her holo-computer. She’d been anilyzing all of the songs that the band played all morning, and had come up with a few starteling discoveries. Almost all of them had electronic or synthisized parts, and none of those parts were being played. She’d have to fix that problom herself if no one else would. That meant a few changes in the band. If she was going to play with them (and they really didn’t have a choice in the matter) they would have to run more power. Much MUCH more power.... Washu cackled manicly as she typed even faster. Hiro walked into the house at almost seven. He wanted to see Ryoko off before she went to work, mostly becasue he hadn’t at all since she’d started. He almost ran into her as she was leaving. “Oh! Hey babe, what’s up?” she asked in a voice full of energy. “I just wanted to see you off for once...” he replied, then grabbed her in his arms and spun her about. She laughed in delight and leaned down to kiss him as he twirled to a stop. “Now that’s what I call a good bye!” she exclaimed after he set her down. Hiro smiled at her. Then he noticed that the strap of her top had fallen down. Under it he could see that she was wearing a green bra. He prided himself on knowing every bit of underwear that Ryoko owned. She bought most of it for him to look at any way. He knew that the only green bra that she owned was one that showed off just a bit too much skin for such a low cut shirt. He continued smiling without missing a beat. “I’ll see you tomarrow morning then?” “You bet you will!” she flashed him a wicked grin and kissed him again, “Bye!” “Bye...” he watched her float up into the air and fade away. Tonight, he’d go down to her bar and check things out. He would not be dating a stripper, and if she was.... Hiro cleanched his fist to his side, then turned his head sharply to the right. The window there exploded out with a crash. Ayeka looked up from across the room in time to see him vanish. “Now what was that about?” she wondered aloud. Tenchi looked up and down the street with a bit of aprehention. He just hoped that none of their friends from school showed up here and saw them... “Tenchi! Come on!” Hiro hissed at him. He looked up at his friend and saw the annoyed look on his face. “Maybe I’ll just wait out here for you to check it out....” he said with a waver in his voice. “No. You’re comming in. I don’t want to look like I’m checking up on her.” “But you are....” “That’s not the point. I want this to look like we just came down to see her and have a good time.” “What ever...” Tenchi sighed as they walked into Ryo’s Gentalman’s Club. “Ryoko! You’re on in five!” Ryo yelled into her dressing room. “I’m on my way out now!” she yelled back as she put the finishing touches on her make up. This would be a show to remember. Her other dances had been wild, but this time, she planed on going all out. She’d have the guys in front having wet dreams this night.... Hiro and Tenchi sat at the bar, talking with the guy who was serving the drinks. He said that he hadn’t seen Ryoko at all that night, and that he didn’t know when she would be up. Hiro frowned at that, but brightened when Tenchi spoke up, “Why don’t you get my friend and I both a few glasses of Saki?” he asked. “Sure thing!” the young man replied. “Tenchi! Drinking? No way!” Hiro laughed. “Hey, I have no probloms with social drinking. I don’t plan on getting wasted though, and you just remember who’s teleporting us home!” Hiro laughed as they heard the music change for a new dancer. He was about to turn and look to see the new girl when someone slammed into his back. “Hey! You son of a-” he looked at the young man behind him, “Kino?” he asked. “Hey! Hiro! I thought that was you! And Tenchi!” he slapped the other boy on the back. Hiro and Tenchi looked at each other, then back to their slightly drunk school mate. “Um, who else is here?” Tenchi asked nervously. “Just a few of us! Hey guys! Look! It’s Tenchi and Hiro!” Kino called over his shoulder. Eight other boys got up and joined him in an uproar. Tenchi turned red. “I didn’t know you guys were into this kind of stuff!” one of the guys said. “We’re not really,” Tenchi started, “you see....” “Here’s your drinks, guys!” the bartender said as he put the glasses down. Hiro smiled at his friends embaressment as thier school mates burst out with laughter and cheering. Hiro’s eyes wandered away from Tenchi (who was being slapped on the back by three different guys) and to the stage. The crowd was really getting into her and he wanted to see who it was. When his eyes locked on the stage, he almost fell off of his stool. His body stiffened. His eyes went wide. In his hand, the glass full of saki exploded under his crushing grip. “Hey man, are you alright?” one of his friends asked him. Tenchi looked to where Hiro’s eyes were locked, “Oh no...” he breathed. “Damn dude! That chick is fuckin’ HOT!” one of the guys yelled, “Who IS that?” “That’s my girlfriend...” Hiro stammered. The crowd of young men cheered and roared in excitment. Comments flew, “How’d you score a fox like that?” “Does she swallow?” “She’s a good fuck, right?” Hiro got up and walked to the stage. “Oh no....” Tenchi said again and started to get up and follow him to make sure he didn’t do any thing rash, but the guys stopped him. “Hey, Tench! Have another one on me!” Kino yelled in his ear and motioned the bar tender over. Ryoko shoved the man back away from her breasts and into his seat. He’d had a face full and that was enough. Any one who touched her would get their ass kicked, but she could touch them.... The next guy got a toung across his face and the next guy... Was Hiro. She stopped dancing for only a second, but picked up again and spun away from him. She continued her routine. A drunk man next to Hiro reached out and petted her leg. She kicked his hand away. “No touching!” she sang to him in a sexy voice. “Oh mama! That always means they want more!” he yelled and reached out again. She kicked his hand away again, but this time, Hiro caught his arm. “She said no touching.” he growled meanecingly. “What you gonna’ do about it, BOY?” the drunk man demanded, standing up and getting in Hiro’s face. Hiro slugged him in the gut and sent him flying back almost nine feet. He landed with a sick thud and didn’t move. Other patrons around Hiro backed away. A bouncer started over. Hiro glared at Ryoko, who’d stopped dancing and glared back at him. They stood like that until the bouncer grabbed Hiro’s arm. “Come on kid, out of here now!” he yelled and started to drag Hiro away. The young man reached out and grabbed the bouncer’s wrist. Without taking his eyes from Ryoko’s he snapped the man’s arm to the side. There was a sharp crack and the bouncer fell away from him. He and Ryoko resumed their staring match. “Excuse me sir...” a calm voice said next to him. Ripping his eyes away from Ryoko, Hiro looked down at a shorter man of average build. “The dancers are not yours to own, friend. You can’t take her home with you.” he smiled. “Yes I can.” Hiro replied bluntly. “Oh no you can’t. If anyone takes her home tonight, it’ll be me.” “And why is that?” “Because all woman want me! Unlike you...” Two more bouners grabbed Hiro from behind. Ryo smiled at him pleasently, “Now have a nice night sir... somewhere else.” He laughed as the bouncer’s lifted Hiro from the ground. Hiro was suddenly enraged. He screamed out and smashed his head back into one of the bouncer’s faces. His right arm was dropped and he swung that fist around and into the other man’s gut. He doubled over and Hiro slammed a knee into his face, sending him to his back. The young man twirled and punched the other bouncer in the back of the head, sending him to the floor as well. Hiro whirled on Ryo, who had a shocked and frightened look on his face. Pointing at Ryoko, Hiro growled, “That’s my girlfriend, and you will stay the hell away from her!” he grabbed Ryo’s shirt front and lifted him from the ground, “Got that?” Reflexsivly, Ryo punched Hiro in the face. The young man’s head didn’t even snap back. Ryo stared at where his fist was still resting against his assailent’s jaw. Hiro’s eyes narrowed and he let out a low throaty growl. Tenchi sat at the bar with his ninth glass of hard liquer. “Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!” the crowd of boys around him chanted. Tenchi wavered in his seat a bit, then slugged back the glass. There was a cheer from all of his friends and money was passed back and forth. Suddenly, a man flew over their head and hit the wall of liquer with a crash. Several bottals were crushed upon impact, and several more crashed down after him. The bar tender jumped back. “Ryo?!?” he shouted in confustion. Tenchi looked behind him to see Ryoko wearing nothing but a g-string facing off against Hiro, who was floating in front of her and fully clothed. Both held energy swords. “Shit...” he muttered and shoved through the crowd of his friends. “You idiot! You just got me fiered!” Ryoko screamed at him. “You’re stripping! STRIPPING Ryoko!” “So?” she snorted at him, “You’re a rock star!” “Fuck you!” his sword blinked out. “Go to hell! You’re dumped!” “You’re dumped! I’m gone!” he shot back and spun about on his heel. He knocked Tenchi aside as he ran up. “Hey!” Ryoko jumped down and helped Tenchi up. She looked up in time to see Hiro walk through the wall and out into the night. She was about to follow him when she felt something. She looked down at Tenchi. He was poking her breast and laughing. He was very drunk. She sighed and helped him to his feet. “Well, Tenchi. I guess I’ll never have to come here again...” she said. They faded out of existence, leaving several people wondering just how much they’d had to drink that night. Ayeka sat up in Tenchi’s bed reading a book that he had given her. He had said he’d be home by now. Where was he? And what were he and Hiro up to? Suddenly, Ryoko apeared in the room with Tenchi in her arms. The princess was shocked to see the pirates state of undress and Tenchi held so close. She opened her mouth to say something, the storm clouds of war gathering in her eyes, but Ryoko cut her off. “It’s a long story. I’ll tell you latter. He’s drunk.” she shoved the inebreated Tenchi down to the bed and vanished again. Ayeka looked down at her lover. “Hey baby, wanna’ go right now?” Tenchi slured out. “How utterly revolting....” Ayeka said and pushed him to the floor. He lay there, totaly out cold. She sighed and went back to reading her book. Ryoko knocked on the door of Mihoshi and Kiyone’s apartment. The door opened and the blond detective smiled at her, “Come on in, Ryoko!” she beamed. Ryoko stormed in and ran around for a few minutes. She came back to a very confused Mihoshi and grabbed her shoulders. She began to shake the poor woman and yelled at her, “Where is Hiro and Kiyone?” “They... went....for....a... walk...” Mihoshi said in broken sentence form. Ryoko stopped shaking her. “Where to?” “I don’t know. Hiro said he had to talk about you....” “Yeah. We broke up. And I’ll be damned if she’s gonna’ get him on the rebound already....” “Hey, Ryoko! Kiyone’s not like that. She thinks he’s cute, but then again, so do I.” “You stay away from him too!” “That’s not the point, Ryoko!” “Then what is?” she was about to blast Mihoshi. The GP Detective saw the energy gathering and quickly sputtered out, “He loves you and no one else!” Ryoko froze but Mihoshi continued at a frenzied pace, “He would never date Kiyone or me, just ‘cause he’s not like that, he loves you, but loves all his friends in a different way....” she stopped, “Ryoko, why are you crying?” “Because you’re more right then you’ve ever been in your life Mihoshi.” Ryoko said saddly. She’d thrown away the first man who’d ever loved her back like she wanted to be loved.... “Do you want to talk about it?” Mihoshi asked in a concerned tone. Ryoko looked up into her eyes and saw only what her voice held. “Yeah, I’d like that....” she said. “Hiro, you’re not being rational...” Kiyone said for the two billionth time that night. They sat on the edge of a fountin in the middle of a park. The water splashed cheerilly against the stone. The two friends were not cherry though, and it seemed just a bit darker around the fountin then usual for this time of night. “I am too. She was stripping, Kiyone. That’s just as bad as cheating.” “How? ‘Cause other guys get to see her? Are you really that controling?” “No! That’s not it! She was doing something totally degrading to herself and to me. I will not date someone who flaunts them self like that to everyone who can pay to get in.” Hiro shouted loud enough to make Kiyone wince a little. “Would you date someone you love who loves you back?” she asked in a soft tone. Hiro fell silent. He stared at the cracks in the walk. “I thought so...” Kiyone said, “and you just threw it away.” “I....” a tear ran down Hiro’s cheek. He remembered how he and Ryoko always used to fight and how much they hated one another. They one day, it just seemed that they were in love. It had been so sudden, and it had seemed so right. It still seemed right.... “I threw it away...” the tears flowed more freely now. Kiyone placed her braced hand on his leg, “It’s not too late you know. I bet you any thing she’s some where right now bawling her eyes out and wondering if the two of you will ever get back together.” she smiled at him. Ryoko wailed louder then Mihoshi had ever heard her wail. The space pirate burried her face in the blond GP woman’s ample chest and bawled. “Do you think we’ll ever get back together?” she asked in a muffled voice. “I think Hiro is probobly on his way here right now, wondering the same thing.” Mihoshi replied as she stroaked Ryoko’s light blue hair. She had been letting her friend vent for almost an hour, and now she was running out of bon-bons. It was her only hope that Kiyone had managed to talk some sence into Hiro. The door opened and Kiyone limped in. Hiro was right behind her, and they stopped when they saw the two woman sitting on the living area floor, surronded by empty bon-bon boxes, in what looked to be a strange lesbian pose. “Uh....” Kiyone didn’t know quite what to say. Ryoko’s head snapped up and she saw Hiro. In less then a second she had appeared with arms wrapped about his neck. He grabbed onto her and they both fell to the floor, sobbing into each other. “That’s so beutifal....” Mihoshi said softly as she walked up next to Kiyone. “Come on...” Kiyone took her hand and led her down the hall to her room. Once there she closed the door and they sat down on Kiyone’s bed. “Do you think they’ll be alright?” Mihoshi asked as he friend flipped on the small TV that got intergalactic stations. “I hope so. If they’re not, then we wont have an apartment in the morning...” “I hope so too...” Mihoshi replied. They settled back to watch the Galaxy’s Funniest Videos, and try to stay awake long enough to stop any more probloms that might arise. In the morning, Kiyone walked sleepily out to the living area of the apartmeant. She and Mihoshi hadn’t woken up until late in the morning, so she wasn’t suprised to see that Ryoko and Hiro were gone. She was suprised to see something else though. Laying on the bar that seperated the living area from the kitchen was a stack of money and a note. Kiyone picked it up an read it. Dear MioKio, Thought that the two of you would like this to help pay for the rent. It was all the tips I got from last night before Hiro trashed the bar. We really appreciate your help, and we love you two more then anyone right now. You are both angels, and should be proud of what you did to help us. Thank you. Your friends and loved ones, Ryoko and Hiro XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Kiyone smiled at the X’s and O’s at the end. Hiro and Ryoko sure knew how to be cute when they wanted to. Smiling at her good deed done for the week, Kiyone took off her brace and rolled her wrist about. It didn’t even really hurt now. That stuff that Washu had given her to help it heal quicker had done it’s job nicely. Maybe she’d be back in the pit tomarow after all.... Their last show was a blast. Ayeka had gone all out, screaming until she couldn’t scream any more. Hiro had broken several guitar strings, and Tenchi had acually broken a few bass strings. Sasami had pulled a tendon in her left shoulder, but had played the rest of the show any way. It was one of those mornings when they all woke up on the couch and didn’t remember how they had gotten there. After all four of them had woken up and Ryoko had joined them they sat around and talked about nothing for a while. “I have good news!” Hiro exclaimed suddenly. “What’s up?” Tenchi asked. “They want us back next week for an encore show!” he shouted. Cheers were heard all around. “Think that’s enough time to teach me some of the key board parts?” Ryoko asked. “You want to play with us?” Ayeka asked her. “Sure! I don’t have any thing better to do now that I don’t have a job any more.” “We’ll see what we can do...” Hiro put a hand on her’s and they stared into each other’s eyes. “I will be assisting you as well!” came a triumphant voice from the stair way. They all turned to see Washu standing there, holding a new amp in her arms, “I will be running all of the synthisiser and electronic equipment!” she declaired in a tone that no one wanted to argue with. “That’s cool,” Hiro said, “but do you know the parts?” “Of corse I do! I’m a genius!” Washu shouted. “What’s that amp for?” Sasami asked. “Oh... this? It’s... uh...” Washu dumped it into a sub-space hole that popped up, “It’s nothing really. Just an amp for me to run through.” “Oh....” they all said in unison and Hiro was about to persue the line of questioning when there was a ring of the door bell. “Who could that be?” Tenchi asked as he got up and walked to the door. He opened in and they all heard a slight sceech. Then a strangled, “Well hello Lady Misaki!” from the entry way. Sasami and Ayeka looked at one another in horrer. “Tenchi dear, what is that on your face?” “That’s, uh, a little bit of make up acually...” “How odd. Is that the new style here on earth?” “Well, no, not exactly. You see, it’s-” “Oh latter, latter. Where are my two girls?” Misaki burst into the living room and looked around. Washu sat on the couch, flipping channels on the TV, but other then that, there was no one to be found. “Washu! How nice to see you again as well!” Misaki squealed. The diminutive scientist tried her best to scrable away, but the Jurian queen had her in a crushing hug before she could make it very far. “That was close!” Sasami said as Hiro set her down on the ground. “Hurry!” Ayeka said to her as Ryoko set her down, “We must change and make our selfs presentable quickly! And you must be a princess now, Sasami!” “I know!” Sasami replied in her cute cherry voice. It was as if the rock drummer had never been there. Hiro was amazed. He and Ryoko had teleported the two sisters to their room as soon as Misaki had hugged Tenchi. Now they had to go keep her busy while the princesses made ready to see their mother. Hiro appeared next to Tenchi just as Misaki was turning around. She saw him in his outfit that matched Tenchi’s, but with spiked black hair with red tips. The jurian queen looked at him in awe. “Who is this new friend of yours Tenchi?” she asked as she grabbed Hiro and crushed him in a bear hug of epic proportions. Even with his enhanced strength, Hiro could barely push against the force. “This is Hiro, Ryoko’s new boyfreind, and one of my class mates from school. He’s staying with us for a while.” Tenchi replied. “And how is Ryoko?” Misaki asked, turning to the pirate. “I’m great!” Ryoko said, and hugged the queen with as much force as she could. The queen hugged back and giggled. Ryoko gasped. Ryo-Ohki bounded into the room and meyoed at Misaki. The queen scooped up the cabbit and gave it a hug as well. When she released the poor creature, Ryo-Ohki fell to the floor and mewed weakly. “It’s so wonderful to see all of you!” Misaki squeled in delight. “Mother!” Ayeka called as she decended the steps with Sasami close on her heels. “Ayeka! Sasami! Oh, I’ve missed the two of you so much! And I was so worried about you!” Misaki threw one of her crushing hugs on her daughters, but they didn’t seem to notice. Tench, Ryoko, Hiro, and Washu stood dumbfounded as to how the two princeses could not be phased by the crushing effects of the queens hugs. “Must be a high protine diet or something....” Hiro commented. The other’s just nodded. “So Ryoko,” Misaki said to the space pirate as they sat at the kitchen table, watching Sasami prepare dinner, “You have a new boy friend? Hiro was his name, right?” “Yeah...” Ryoko blushed slightly. “Oh! You are so cute!” the queen giggled much like Sasami did. The young princess rolled her eyes. “How long have the two of you been together?” “Oh... I don’t know. No more then two months, but we were good friends before that.” Ryoko had no clue as to why this woman was questioning her about her boyfriend, but she really didn’t care either. It might not be too bad to get on the Juri queens good side. “So you two are fairly serious then? Do I hear wedding bells?” Ryoko was slightly taken aback as the queen winked at her. “Uh... well.... no not really. I mean, I never really thought about marriage....” “Well don’t you love him?” “Yes! Very much! But he’s still in school, and he’s really young...” “He’s Tenchi’s age.” “Yeah, so?” “And Tenchi will be wedding Ayeka soon...” “WHAT?!?” Ryoko exploded up out of her chair and knocked it over, “Since when is he going to marry Ayeka?” “Well, it’s only natral that the crown prince and the crown princess be married so that they can rule the empire together one day...” “Wait! Didn’t you ever even consider what Tenchi and Ayeka want?” Ryoko was baffaled as to how the same woman that had suported Ayeka staying on this planet could be saying now that she wanted her daughter and Tenchi to go back and rule Juri. Unless that was her plan all along.... Ryoko’s eyes narrowed. What was the queen up to? “Ryoko? Is something the matter?” Ayeka had just walked into the kitchen. “Uh.... can I talk to you?” Ryoko asked her. “Well.... I guess so... Excuse us Mother.” Ayeka walked out to the porch with Ryoko. “What was all the yelling about?” Hiro popped up next to Sasami. “Mother wants Tenchi and Ayeka to get married!” the princess squealed, “Isn’t that cute?” she beamed up at Hiro with her back to her mother. “Well yeah. I guess I-” he looked down and saw the look in Sasami’s eyes. It clearly said ‘Don’t say it!’ so he changed his corse, “I always thought they would make a cute couple, but I don’t know. There’s lot’s of girls out there, and Tenchi is still really young. I’m suprised I ended up so happy with Ryoko. I didn’t think you could fall in love like this when you were so young!” Hiro looked up and saw Misaki’s face right in front of his. He stumbled back and ran into the stove. He set a hand down to steady himself. “You need to get a ring and ask that girl to marry you soon, Hiro. She’s not going to wait around forever, and you two are so right for each other... Why are you making that face, dear?” Misaki frowned at the pained exprestion on Hiro’s face. “Gyyaaaaaaa!!!!” he screamed and blasted up into the air. He held his hand, looking down at the sevear burn there. “Oh my!” Sasami said, “You go straight to Washu now Hiro!” “No shi.... kidding!” Hiro caught himself. He floated off with a look of pain and confustion on his face. Ring? Marry? Tenchi walked in the door from the shed with an arm load of carrots, “Sasami! I got the carrots! Oh there you are.” He looked over to see Hiro as he floated through the wall, “What’s got Hiro down?” “The thought of marriage burned him out...” Sasami said. “Huh?” Tenchi was confused. “Never mind. I think Ryoko wants to talk to you. She’s out on the pourch with Ayeka.” Sasami said with a stern look. Tenchi caught the hint. Misaki was looking Tenchi up and down, “Yes, perfect for Ayeka.” “What?” Tenchi stubled back. “Mother, can you help me cut up the carrots?” Sasami asked. “Sure I can, dear!” Misaki grabbed up a large sharp knife and started to chop. Sasami grabbed the rest of the carrots from Tenchi and wispered in his ear, “Go now, while she’s distracted!” Tenchi dashed out the side door. Leaning against the wall of the house, he wondered what was going on. What had Misaki just said a moment ago? Something about perfect for Ayeka? “She said what?” came Ayeka’s thundering voice from the pourch. Flocks of birds flew up from the forest surrounding the Masaki home for miles around. There were vibration ripples on the lake. Tenchi rubbed his ears. She had gotten louder since she joined the band. Ayeka burst into the kitchen and grabbed Misaki by her arm just as the queen was about to sit down after helping Sasami cut the carrots up. The first princess of Juri dragged her mother across the kitchen and over to the door. Tenchi heard them coming and had the sence to dive around the corrner. “What were telling Ryoko now Mother?” Ayeka demanded of her. “Why are you so worked up? I just told her that I thought it would be nice if you and Tenchi were married some day!” “No, you told her that we WERE going to married, and SOON! What right do you have to dictate who I marry and who I don’t?” “I’m your mother.” Misaki replied flatly. Tenchi couldn’t belive his ears. Ayeka was standing up to her mother and they were arguing. The subject of the fight didn’t much phase him at the moment, he’d deal with that latter. Right now he was worried about there being hell to pay for Ayeka’s insubordination. “I stayed on this planet becasue I wanted to get away from all the blasted suiters and you and Father always wanting to set me up with this prince or that nobal. Why can’t you just stay out of my love life?” “Because I want you to be happy!” the queen replied, “I want you to be able to rule with a strong king at your side, and Tenchi is a strong young man, not to mention the first prince of Juri! And you love him! I know you do!” “I still don’t like you interfearing. Let us get married on our own if we are going to be. Don’t try to force it on us so soon.” “But-” “No ‘buts’ mother!” Ayeka shouted, “My life is my own, and I will live it how I want to. Tenchi and I may marry some day, but if we do, it will be for love and happieness, not some damned political obligation!” “Ayeka! Do NOT use that kind of language with your mother!” Misaki’s tone was sharp. “I... I’m sorry Mother. It’s just so frustrating some times...” “I know dear. And I’m sorry as well. I shouldn’t be meddeling. I’ll try to remain civil and just be ‘Mom’ for the rest of my visit. I have to leave in eight days.” “Eight?” Ayeka blinked. The encore show was in only six days. “Yes, and I plan on spending as much time with your new family here as I can!” Misaki hugged her. “That sounds wonderful Mother!” Ayeka said as she looked over the queens shoulder. Tenchi poked his head around the corrner and looked at her. She gave him a ‘what are we going to do?’ look, and he shook his head. He had no idea how they were going to pull this one off.... “Damn it!” Hiro pounded a fist into a table of Washu’s lab. He jerked it back and shook it slightly. “Watch the burns!” Washu said annoyed. “Why did she have to choose now to come and stay? Don’t get me wrong Ayeka,” Hiro turned to the princess, “I really like your mother. It’s just...” “I know, I know....” Ayeka sighed. They were all sitting around the table in a secure area of the lab dressed in night clothes, with the exception of Washu, who apparently never went to sleep at all. Nobuyuki and Yosho had joined them as well at Tenchi’s request. He wanted all the help they could get. “So does any one have an idea on how we can pull this off?” Hiro asked. For once he was clean out of plans. “We can practice in here,” Washu said, “That will give us privacy for that, but who’s going to keep Misaki busy while we do?” “I can see if I can have her up to the shrine at the same time every day to see me.” Yosho said with a sigh, “I’ll make up something about that being the only time I can disturb my meditaions and practice. Witch reminds me Tenchi, you’ve skipped practice for almost two weeks now. I feel I’ve been lenient enough.” “If you’ll help us, I’d be happy to get my tail whipped some more.” Tenchi nodded and his grandfather smiled. “I’ll try to take her into town and show her around a bit if I can...” Nobuyuki put in. “No go. You’re still not well enough to go much further then the lake and back, mister.” Washu poked him in the ribs. “So that’s out. We can rehearse, but we don’t have the show covered.” Hiro looked around, “Any ideas?” “Mihoshi.” Ryoko said. “Yes!” Ayeka jumped up, “Mother would love Mihoshi, and she’s said she wants to meet Kiyone too! They can take her shopping and show her around all that day and then take her out that night to karioki or something. We can move all of our stuff, set up, get ready and play the show, then be home before she even knew we were gone at all!” “I guess I’ll have to call Kiyone then.” Hiro said. “She’s your best friend!” Ryoko said and slapped him on the back. Hiro landed hard on the ground. Kiyone landed on his chest and pinned his arms down with her knees. She grabbed his shirt front and lifted him off the ground, then slammed him back down repeatedly. Hiro’s legs kicked and he tried to get a few words out but found he couldn’t speak due to his head being slammed into the ground. “You told her I’d do what? The Queen of Juri? Who do you think you are? I’m not up to that right now!” “Kiyone! Please! We’re in the park!” Hiro managed to spit out. Kiyone stopped abusing her friend and looked around. People were staring at her as she held Hiro up off the ground. “Uh.... it’s just a little fight we’re having right now...” she said to no one impaticular. “Yeah, lovers quarle...” Hiro smirked as Kiyone threw him a dirty look. The by standerds moved on and the two friends got up and walked over to a park bench. Once seated, Kiyone turned back to Hiro. “Why didn’t you call and ask me first?” “I knew you’d say no.” “Of corse I would!” she yelled, then quited down when a few heads turned their way, “I used to ferry nobals and officals across the galaxy as an escort, not entertain them and go shopping with them!” “Mihoshi’s met her! Just let her take care of it, with your supervistion. Those two are both about as flighty as a flock of birds! They’ll get along great! You just need to be there to keep Misaki away from the club, and away from the house.” Kiyone pouted, “But I wanted to see this show....” “So you’ll do it?” “Do I have a choice?” “Not really.” Kiyone sighed. Tenchi sat up in bed with a desk light shining on a book in front of him. It was all the bass tabs that Hiro had taught him, writen out so that he could reveiw them. He wanted to play perfectly at the show the next night, and he was going to study until he was to tiered to stay awake. Suddenly there was a light tapping at his door, and then it swung open with out his reply. Tenchi looked up in time to see a brief flash of violet, then he was smothered by some thing soft and warm. He pushed her up off of him and hissed out, “Ayeka!” “What? Don’t you miss me?” the princess cooed at him. Tenchi paused and smiled at her, “Yes, I do. But your mother is just down the hall...” “So we’ll be quite! Come on Tenchi!” she began to pull off his shirt and unbutton her night gown at the same time. “Ayeka!” Tenchi giggled as he strugled with her to keep his clothes on. She giggled back. Then they heard foot steps in the hall. Both lovers froze and listened. They heard what was distinctly Misaki yawning. She was heading right past Tenchi’s room. If she happened to glance in and see them.... “What are we going to do?” “I... I....” Ayeka was in shock. “I’m a dead man.” Tenchi put his head in his hands. “Tenchi?” it was Misaki’s voice. He hazared a look up. Ayeka was gone. In her place sat Hiro, with a book in his lap. “Are you having probloms studying?” the queen asked, “I’m sure Washu would be more then happy to help you....” “No, it’s just late and we’re both tiered.” Hiro said with a laugh. “Oh... I was just going to get a midnight snack. Do either of you want to join me?” “No, that’s alright. I was just about to go to bed any way.” Hiro said. “Yeah...” Tenchi was dazed, “I’m bushed too....” “Suit your selfs. Oh and Hiro...” “Yes ma’am?” “Your pants are on backwards.” Hiro looked down at his PJ pants, “Well so they are!” he laughed and watched her walk off. “That was close.” Hiro said as he stood up and tossed the math book on to Tenchi’s desk. “How did you....?” “We heard you guys starting to giggle a bunch, then we heard Misaki. Figured you’d want some help.” “Who’s we? And why ARE your pants on the wrong way?” Ryoko popped into existence above Tenchi’s bed, wearing a very, VERY sheer night gown. She dropped Ayeka back into the bed and then latched on to Hiro, who grinned and vanished with her. “I’d better get back.” Ayeka said. “Yeah....” Tenchi smiled at her. They shared a long warm kiss before they parted and she walked back to her room. Tenchi lay back in bed. He sighed and lifted the bass tab book to begin studying again. The next day found Ayeka seeing her mother off at the door step. Mihoshi had arived to pick Misaki up for their day of fun and shopping early, as had been planed a few days before by Hiro and Kiyone. The GP Captian would be meeting the detective and the queen at the mall in town when they arived. “Good bye mother! Have a nice day!” Ayeka waved as Mihoshi led Misaki down the path to the bus stop, already chattering endlessly. “Good bye, Ayeka! Tell Sasami to be good while I’m gone!” “I will!” the princess waved one last time then shut the door. She sighed and fell against it. “Now that she’s out of the way, let’s start loading this stuff!” Sasami called from further down the hall by the back door. Ayeka grinned at how quickly her sister could switch from cute and inocent to sexy and rude in just a few seconds. This was going to be a great show. Ayeka could feel the energy building in her gut already. Kiyone looked at her watch as she, Mihoshi, and Misaki stood in line at a check out in one of the malls many ‘hip’ clothing stores. The blond detective had manadged to get the queen of the most powerful empire in the universe to buy an out fit that made her look more like a skater punk then royalty. Glancing up at the two woman she was with, Kiyone couldn’t help but wonder how they never seemed to run out of things to talk about. One conversation would take a tangent and turn into another in a matter of seconds. She had never seen two people talk about nothing for so long in her entire life. Kiyone looked at her watch again and made a mental note of the time. It was 6:30 in the eavning. Hiro and his crew would be taking the stage in just two and a half hours, they had run out of stores to take Misaki to in the mall. It was time to pull out all of the stops now. As they left the store, Misaki looked at the two GP officers with her, “I’ve had a wonderful day! I thought all GP were just stuffy and boring, too intent on their jobs and all. But you two are just a hoot!” “Well thanks!” Mihoshi beamed. “So now what are we doing? Ayeka told me you would probobly have something planed for this eavning?” Misaki looked questioningly at Kiyone. Kiyone smiled in response, “Have you ever sung kerioki before, your Highness?” “So do you think we’ll blow down the house tonight?” Tenchi asked Hiro as they dressed in the small room the club had designated for them. “We’ll make this the best show we’ve ever played.” Hiro replied as he ran his hand through his hair one last time to make sure that it stood up corectly. Tenchi laced up the heavy combat boots he was wearing, “Washu said she had something special planed for the night.” he said. “Yeah, she mentioned it to me too. I hope it doesn’t blow up.” “You can never tell with Washu.” “No... no you can’t.” They both laughed and continued to dress. “And that’s it!” Ryoko said as she stepped back from Sasami. The young princess was wearing almost as much make-up as her sister. Ayeka nodded in aproval and Sasami bobbed her head in satisfaction. The three of them sat in their own room, putting the final touches on their stage get ups. Ryoko wore a sleavless red dress that dropped to her knees. It was open all the way down her back, and had small designs on the front positioned to show off segestive curves of skin. The black choker she wore had a white rose on it, and her hair was wild as usual. Her red heels shined with glitter. Ayeka for her part was dressed differently from the rest of the shows they had done. She wore a pair of pants that looked similer to Tenchi and Hiro’s. Black and baggy, made of silk, and tied about her waist with a silver cord of cloth. Her top was black with green designs scatered across it, and left her mid-drift exposed. It had thin straps that didn’t hide the fact that she had nothing on beneath it. Her hair was up as it normally was. Sasami was wearing her normal drumming out fit. She had started moving sticks in an air drumming pattern to warm up her arms and wrists. Ryoko aplied her lip stick. Ayeka was putting her eye liner on. The door swung open. The three girls turned and saw Washu. The diminutive genius stood there, still in her child form, wearing baggy jeans, sneakers, a green, untucked jersey that fell down almost to her knees and said ‘Juri’ across the front and had ‘Little Washu’ across the her sholders in the back along with the number 43, and a red ball cap placed on her head backwards, with her hair pushed down to come out beneath it. She wore a set of large head phones around her neck, and she had a smug look on her face. “Mom, you look like a DJ from some fucked up movie.” Ryoko commented. “Thank you dear. We’re on in five.” the red headed scientist moved off down the hall to inform the boys of the performence time. “Let’s turn this shit up.” Ayeka said and walked out of the room. Ryoko shook her head and followed. Sasami giggled and jumped up to run after them. Kiyone finished singing the last few bars of the song and then fell to the couch beside Misaki with peals of laughter pouring from her gut. She was way to drunk to sing any where near good, and was loving every second of it. When the queen had brought out the Jurian Whisky, Kiyone had jumped at the chance to acually have a strong drink for once. She was now trashed and happy. As Mihoshi picked up the mic to start her next song, Misaki spoke with Kiyone, “That was the worst you’ve done yet.” “Yeah, I’m getting a bit tipsy...” Kiyone said, then broke into a fit of giggles. “A bit? I’d say you’re quite drunk.” the queen grinned at the GP woman and laughed with her. “Yeah, well that didn’t sound half as bad as Ayeka when she screams.” “Oh?” storm clouds fell across Misaki’s face. Kiyone didn’t notice, “Not that that’s a bad thing. The band plays that kind of music so it’s good that she screams really loud and raunchy. It’s sexy and brutal at the same time. Very cool.” “Band?” the queen wasn’t angry any more. She wanted to know what Kiyone was talking about. “The band! The Jurians! They’re playing in about,” Kiyone looked at her watch, “two minutes!” “Really?” Misaki raised an eyebrow. Mihoshi had just figured out that Kiyone was blowing their cover, “Uh, Kiyone? Maybe we should be getting back to the apartment now? I wanted to show Misaki our place before we took her back to the house and she-” “I think I want to go see my daughter perform.” Misaki said matter-o-factly. “Huh?” Kiyone came back to herself. “Now.” Misaki said with a threatening look. “Oh shit.” Kiyone muttered, “What have I done?” she wasn’t so drunk any more. Ayeka screamed out the last long note of the song and stood staring at the crowd before her. It was packed, and they sounded good. They’d rocked the place all night, and their set was coming to an end now. Two more songs. The last one was spically prepared by Washu. “We’re almost done here, people!” she called out to the club. There was a roar of defiance, but she held her hands up, “Hey, we can only play for the time they’ll let us! This next song is for all the people who think that we’re the best fuckin’ band in the world!” she yelled and they broke into a song that Hiro had so selflessly entitled, ‘I’m better then you.’ Kiyone stopped out side the club and took a deep breath. She could hear them wrapping up, ‘I’m better then you’ inside. Misaki stood in shock at what she heard. “Is that my daughter?” she asked in a hushed tone. “Acually, it’s both of them. Sasami plays drums.” Kiyone said. She winced at the sharp intake of breath from the queen, “Now before we go in, let me warn you. This is a loud, violent club. I got banged up pretty bad in the pit a few weeks ago, and this is their last show here for a while, so it’s gonna’ be worse tonight. That and the band will be dressed kind of like... well, rock stars. Don’t be too shocked if they’re wearing barely enough clothing.” Misaki nodded and set herself against the worst. It couldn’t be that bad could it? “ID?” asked the bouncer, then he saw who it was, “Oh, hey Kiyone. Mihoshi. This chick with you?” “Yeah Tony. This is Ayeka and Sasami’s mother, Misaki.” she said with a look of worry. “Mother?” Tony asked her, picking up on Kiyone’s look, “I’d say you look more like Ayeka’s next youngest sister! You lovely ladies can go right in.” as they walked past he added, “You have very talented daughters, Ms. Misaki.” “Thank you.” the queen replied. They walked in. “Last song!” Ayeka shouted as Washu signaled something to Hiro. He grinned and spoke into his mic, “This is from an American band called Stabbing Westward. The name of the song is ‘Save Yourself.’ It’s presented special for you tonight by the one and only, DJ Washu!” he yelled as the first bass note hit. Ayeka felt every bone in her body pulse with the music that Washu had started pumping through her super-speakers. Ryoko picked up the synth line on the key board. They all knew the song. Ayeka prepared to sing the first line of vocal. The hit came. It was loud. She almost missed the fist verse, but caught it in time. Misaki watched as he daughter started to bang her head and move like a possesed woman on the stage. Her dress was disgraceful, and her actions were worse. Sasami she could see in the back, was pounding on the drums like a beast. Kiyone was bobbing her head to the music, but stopped after a glare from the queen. Ayeka started to sing. “What’s she saying?” Misaki asked Kiyone. The GP woman translated as the princess sang. I know your life is empty and you hate to face the world alone So you’re searching for an angel someone who can make you whole Then Ayeka started to scream, and Kiyone had to shout in the queens ear to be heard, I cannot save you. I can’t even save my self! Singing again, Kiyone continued to trasnlate the english, I know that you’ve ben damaged your soul has suffered such abuse But I am not your savior I I am just as fucked as you... Sasami echoed the last line with a scream into her mic, “I am just as fucked as you!” That seemed to jar Misaki out of her funk and she started to advance on the stage. I cannot save you! I can’t even save myself! So just save yourself! As the queen aproched the stage, the music stopped, then Hiro began to play a solo that turned into a duet as Washu flipped a chorus filter on. Misaki moved to the pit and people seemed to part before her out of fear or respect, Kiyone couldn’t tell which. She tugged a universal tranlator that Washu had given her out of her pocket and clipped it on Misaki’s ear as she walked. The queen didn’t seem to notice. She made it up to the stage and stared up at her daughter. Ayeka looked down and saw her. The princess froze and then fell to her knees. She looked into her mother’s eyes and saw saddness. “Ayeka...” she breathed. Ayeka lifted the mic to her lips and began to sing the next lines to the song. They sounded so sad and remorseful that it was all Misaki could do to keep from reaching up and hugging her daughter. A lone tear ran down Ayeka’s cheek. Please.... don’t... take... pity on me..... Please.... don’t... take... pity on me..... The song broke when Sasami hit the snare and the bass and keys came back in with sampled effects from Washu adding another demenstion of noise to the music. Please don’t take, pity on me! Ayeka sang as she stood suddenly, her eyes taking on a wild and firce look. Misaki stumbled back and Kiyone rushed up behind her. She knew what came next in the song. Please don’t take, pity on me! Ayeka screamed the last line of the bridge and the third verse broke in hard and loud. My life has been a nightmare my soul is fractured to the bone so if I must be lonely I think I’d rather be alone! As the verse came back in, the pit started to jump again, and Kiyone tackled Misaki into the small alcove under the stage. They watched as people slammed into each other in a brutal display of agrestion. Sasami had echoed Ayeka’s last line again, and the song’s end started. Washu waited for the last verse to start before switching on her special amp. The button marked, ‘loud’ glowed red as she hit it, and a screen in front of her flashed a sign that said, ‘WARNNG!” The red headed genius cackled with glee as the speakers started kicking out 200 times the decibals they had just been producing, and a stasis feild jumped up around the stage, protecting the members of the band. Kiyone had felt the jolt as the stasis feild went up. Now she was watching people go deaf. It looked painful, and she was glad that she and Misaki were under the stage lip and protected from the blast of noise. She just hoped that Mihoshi had stayed out side.... Ayeka screamed out the last few lines of the song. Washu had kicked on some sort of high out-put amp, and the music had jumped in volume. It didn’t matter at all to Ayeka. She had seen her mother, and now she was going to show her what kind of a band she was in. You cannot save me you can’t even save yourself I cannot save you I can’t even save myself Save yourself So just save yourself! The song ended on the last word, and all the insterments and Washu’s bass notes hit all at the same time. The resulting shock wave blasted everyone in the club off their feet, shattered all the glass in the club and in the buildings around it, cracked the tile floor in the bar section of the club, and literally broke and brought down the drop cealing above the pit. There was dead silence. Misaki climbed out from under the stage and jumped up on it with her daughter. “Mom.... I....” Ayeka trailed off as a line of blood dripped from her nose and she fell over. Misaki looked about the band. Apparently the stasis feild hadn’t been strong enough. Everyone except Ryoko and Hiro was laying on the floor, out cold. Hiro wobbeled and joined them a moment latter. Ryoko staggered over to the queen. “Hey, how’s it going?” she asked. Misaki sighed and looked over to Kiyone. The GP woman shrugged her shoulders, “I guess we should get them all home and see what we can do with them.” she said as she climbed up on stage. Friday had come and gone, and the show had been a blow out. Or it had blown out all the glass in every window within a city block of the club. The Jurian’s had been black listed from every club in town, and no one would speak with them about playing a gig any where in the area. Washu had sugested that they look for venues in other parts of the world, but Hiro had decided to end it while they were all still alive. “I think we should quit. It was fun for a while, but I have a feeling that Ayeka and Sasami’s hearts just wont be in it any more now that their mother has found out. Besides, I don’t think I could take another blast like that...” he had said. Tenchi had agreed, and Ryoko had backed him as well. Washu grudgingly decided to drop the argument. Ayeka and Sasami had been stragely quite for the two days after the show, and not just because their mother was around. Embaressed and shocked that some one from home knew, they seemed to have returned to their normal royal selfs. Tenchi was sad to see the lose free wheeling Ayeka go, but glad to have to woman he had fallen in love with back. Misaki had a long talk with her daughters, and decided that they had been justified in acting out for once. She also made it very clear that it was NEVER to happen again. They were, after all, princesses of Juri. Oddly, she didn’t seem at all angry with the rest of the family for suporting her daughters small revolt, and seemed to be almost thankful that they had. “I had a spat once too, when I was about Ayeka’s age.” she explained over dinner two nights after the show, “I went off and started sleeping with my to-be husband before our wedding. My parents found out and they were furrious. My mother got me off though, by talking to my father and reminding him that she had done the same thing with him when they were young...” she laughed a bit, “At least Ayeka’s not following in our foot steps in that respect.” Tenchi gagged on his food and gulped down his tea quickly to unstick the chunk of beef caught in his throat. Hiro pounded him on the back for a moment and then he was fine. He laughed nervously. “Is something the matter Tenchi?” Misaki asked him. “Uh... no... nothing at all! Just swallowed a bit too fast!” he replied. “You should be more careful when you eat. For goodness sake! No one is going to steal your food!” Misaki looked down in time to see Ryo-Ohki snach a small carrot from the side of her plate and run off with it, “Hey! Come back here you!” she lunged after the cabit but came up short and fell on her face. “You were saying Mother?” Ayeka asked. The whole table began to laugh and then Misaki joined them. “Good bye Mother!” Sasami called the next morning as the Jurian cruiser lifted off the ground and flew off into space. The Masaki family watched it go, then headed back to the house. Everyone went about their normal daily buisness and life seemed to return to normal. The afternoon found Ayeka and Hiro sitting on the couch in the living room, looking at the new pictures above the TV. The photos were all set up in groups. There was one for each family in the house. One of Tenchi, Nobuyuki and Yosho on a shelf above the TV, one of Ayeka, Sasami and Misaki to the right of the set, and one of Washu, Ryoko and Hiro to the left. Washu had decided that since Hiro was dating Ryoko, and he shared genes with her and Washu now any way, that he was part of their family group. On top of the entertainment center that housed the TV, the VCR, the DVD player, and some weird movie playing devise that Washu had hooked up, sat a large picture of the whole group, including Mihoshi and Kiyone. It seemed like they were all one big family to Ayeka, who spoke to Hiro without taking her eyes off of the group photo, “You and Tenchi will be going back to school soon.” she said. “Yes.” was Hiro’s only reply. “It’s your last year of high school you know.” “I know that.” he still stared at the picture of Ryoko, Washu and himself. Did he really have a Mom again? “What will you do after you finish the semester?” Hiro snapped out of his day dream, “Uh, I guess I’ll probobly go to collage. I mean, I know I have a home here, and my life will probobly never be the same as it used to be, hell, my girl friend flys and has a tail! But you know, I’d still like to try to lead something of a normal life. I guess get my own house, get a good job, start a family...” he trailed off. “With Ryoko?” Ayeka asked quietly. “Well... uh... that is... er...” Hiro turned slightly red. “She’ll be an excelent mother I think.” Ayeka said. “Really?” Hiro was confused, “YOU think she’ll make a good mother?” “She knows what the important things in life are.” Ayeka said simply. “Oh.” the two of them lapsed into silence. “I’ll miss having you about.” “I’ll miss the place too.” Hiro brigtened up, “On the up side, I can just teleport back when ever I want too...” “I never thought of that. Can you really teleport that far?” “No, but I can fly within enough distence to do it. Or teleport a few times. I’d just need to visit the places I’d need to go to get here.” “Wonderful!” she smiled at him and he smiled back. “You’re worried that Tenchi is going to want to go to collage too aren’t you?” he said suddenly, still smiling. “Terrified!” she wailed and burst into tears. He patted her on the back and grined. “It’ll be alright, Ayeka...” “What’s going on here?” Tenchi asked as he walked in. “Oh, Tenchi!” Ayeka jumped up and ran over to him. She threw herself into his arms and hugged him tightly, “I don’t want you to go across Japan to some collage where I’ll never get to see you! I don’t want you to go!” she sobbed into his chest. “What are you talking about? I haven’t even decided if I’m going to collage or not!” he said, confused as ever. Hiro laughed long and loud. Tenchi frowned. “What’d I miss?” he asked.