Unwelcome guest - chap 1: "Odd news" It was a typical morning the Masaki residence. All was quite except for the rattling in the kitchen as Sasami fixed breakfast. Tenchi, Ayeka, Ryoko, and the rest were still sleeping; exhausted from the hectic day they had yesterday. Tenchi awoke as the sun warmed his face. He sat up and stretched. Looking around tiredly he wondered what day it was, what time it was, and where he was. He had a pounding headache from the night before. “I shouldn’t have drunk whatever that was Ryoko gave me last night.” He muttered to himself as he made his way out of his room and down the stairs. It looked to be another beautiful day outside. The sun was shining and there were hardly any clouds in the sky whatsoever. “Morning, Tenchi!” Sasami cheerfully called when she saw him. “Morning.” Tenchi gave a small smile but quickly stopped when he found talking made his head hurt even worse. “Are you okay?” Sasami saw him grimace and came over nervously. “Just a headache.” He said with a small smile. “Well, you just sit right there while I go and get you something for it.” Sasami pushed him gently on the couch and went upstairs. Tenchi put his head in his hands and moaned, “That’s the last time I let Ryoko talk me into something.” “Well I’m glad to see you too darling.” Ryoko materialized next to him and wrapped her arms around him. “And thanks for that wonderful evening last night.” She gave a small laugh and kissed his cheek. “Huh? What are you talking about?” Tenchi pulled away and looked at her. “Me? Oh, nothing, nothing at all, dear.” She laughed and floated up. “Dear? What are you talking about?” Tenchi stood up but quickly fell back onto the couch, his head pounded even worse than before. “Oh, you poor baby.” Ryoko floated back down onto the coach, “Don’t worry you’ll get used to it.” “Used to what?” Tenchi looked at her. “Drinking with me.” She said putting her arm around him. “I’m never drinking anything with you again!” Tenchi groaned as his yelling made his headache worse, “I can’t remember anything about last night!” “Really?” Ryoko pulled back a bit, “That’s a shame you said some very interesting things last night.” She grinned an evil little grin, leaned close and whispered in his ear, “And you did some even more interesting things.” “What!!” Tenchi sat up and the grabbed his head, “Ouch! My head” Ryoko laughed and floated away, “Where’s breakfast I’m starving?” She walked into the kitchen. Sasami came back downstairs followed by Ayeka. “Here you go, Tenchi.” Sasami said handing him a small glass of liquid. “What’s this?” Tenchi asked as he studied it. “It’s Ryuoh’s sap.” She said smiling, “It will cure anything.” “Sasami! Where’s breakfast?” Ryoko’s head appeared from the kitchen. “Sorry, It’s almost done.” Sasami ran into the kitchen. Tenchi drank the liquid and found himself feeling better almost immediately. “How are you this morning, miss Ayeka?” Tenchi asked. “I’m not talking to you!” Ayeka turned her nose up and walked towards the kitchen. “What? Why?” Tenchi got up and went after her, “What’s wrong?” “What’s Wrong?” Ayeka turned on him, “You spent all of last night with that demon woman, doing god only knows what. That’s what’s wrong.” She began walking towards the kitchen and then turned again, “And the way you acted last night was just uncalled for!” She stomped into the kitchen. Tenchi scratched his head, “What did I do last night?” He wondered aloud. “Always a laugh to be had here.” Washu came out of her lab. Looking towards the kitchen. “And as for what you did last night, Tenchi. I believe she is referring to the way that you and Ryoko were hanging all over each other.” “We were?” Tenchi got a little scared, “I don’t remember that at all!” “Of course not.” Washu laughed. “That’s what you get for drinking!” Washu yelled behind her as she walked into the kitchen. Tenchi shook his head, “Great, now I’m going to have to deal with this all day.” After an uncomfortably silent breakfast, Tenchi went to the fields to do his daily chores, Washu went back into the lab, Sasami and Ayeka began cleaning up, and Ryoko lay up on the roof. The rest of the day passed as usual with nothing exciting happening; amazingly Ryoko and Ayeka didn’t fight once all day. As they gathered around the dinner table Tenchi apologized to Ayeka and everyone else for the way he acted last night. Mihoshi and Kiyone got back from their patrol with the galaxy police. Everyone was enjoying a nice evening when Yosho stood up and announced, “We are going to be having a visitor for a while.” “Huh?” They all said together. “Who?” Tenchi asked. “Why?” Sasami asked. “It’s not a girl is it?” Ryoko and Ayeka both asked. “It’s an exchange student from America. Apparently he is a history major and is doing a project on the legend behind the Masaki shrine.” “America?” Washu looked puzzled, “Why is he coming here though? Surely he could use the internet and all the other resources in the U.S. to find out all the information he needs.” “Probably.” Yosho said, “But he wanted to interview the caretakers and ask them about the legend firsthand. His school contacted me and told me about his request, and I said it would be fine and that he could stay here as long as he wants.” “As long as he wants?” Ryoko looked sharply at Yosho, “So what are we all supposed to do while he’s here? We can’t let him know who we really are.” “So you don’t.” Yosho said sitting back down, “Don’t use your powers and don’t do anything too suspicious.” “If he’s coming here all the way from America he will probably want to stay here for a while.” Ayeka said looking around, “You don’t have any idea how long he might stay here?” “Sorry I didn’t ask.” Yosho said without looking up. “Wow, someone from America!” Mihoshi said eagerly looking around, “This’ll be great.” “Just as long as you don’t tell him we’re galaxy police.” Kiyone said giving Mihoshi a hard look. “Oh, I won’t do that.” Mihoshi said laughing, “I can keep a secret you know.” “I haven’t seen you yet.” Kiyone muttered into her tea. “Where is this kid going to sleep?” Ryoko asked, “We already have people sharing rooms as it is. Sasami and Ayeka, Mihoshi and Kiyone. There aren’t any spare rooms in the house!” “Well then,” Yosho said looking up at Ryoko, “Since you’re not sharing your room with anyone.” Yosho trailed off. “What!” Ryoko yelled leaning forward, “You can’t possibly want me to share my room with him!” “Yea, that’ll work!” Washu began laughing, “Ryoko has trouble putting up with herself! How is she going to handle someone else?” “What was that, Mom?” Ryoko said glaring angrily at Washu. “Hehe, nothing at all dear.” Washu said smiling nervously. “Well then it’s settled.” Yosho said standing up, “He’ll stay with Ryoko, Tenchi you are going to show him around, and teach him about the shrine.” “What?” Tenchi spit out his tea, “Why me? You know more about the shrine than I do. You’re the caretaker!” “Yes, but you are training to replace me. Consider this a test of your knowledge.” Yosho said walking away from the table. “When is he coming?” Sasami asked. “He should be here sometime tomorrow morning.” Yosho said continuing to walk away. “What?” They all said as one. “A little notice might have been nice!” Ryoko yelled as he walked away. “You have almost 15 hours of notice.” Yosho said. “What’s his name?” Tenchi yelled. But Yosho was already out of the house and Tenchi got no reply. “Great, just great.” Ryoko muttered. “This does seem rather strange.” Ayeka commented. Sasami began clearing the dishes; “Well I think it’ll be a good learning experience for us all. We’ve never talked to anyone outside of this house. Let alone someone from another country.” “Yea, but it is kind of odd that someone from America would display an interest in such a small shrine like this one.” Washu said. “Yea,” Tenchi said, “there are plenty of other shrines across Japan that are all bigger than this one.” “Well I’m going to get some sleep and not worry about this right now.” Kiyone stood up, “You should too, Mihoshi, we’ve got a busy day tomorrow as it is.” “Yea, you’re right.” Mihoshi stood up and stretched, “Goodnight everyone.” She said as her and Kiyone headed upstairs to their room. “Well this certainly turned out to be a strange day.” Ayeka said. “Yea, and I thought for once I’d get a quiet normal day.” Tenchi said. “I don’t like this.” Ryoko said. “That’s just because you have to share your room.” Ayeka said smiling, “It’s about time you had to do what the rest of us do. Honestly, it’s like you think you’re special or something.” “Well excuse me for not being a snot nosed princess.” Ryoko said standing up. “What! What did you call me?” Ayeka stood up to meet the challenge. “You heard me you brat!” Ryoko growled. Energy began to collect at Ryoko’s hands, and Ayeka began to have the Jurai blocks circling her. “Try me.” Ryoko snapped. “It seems you forgot what happened last time you challenged me demon!” “Well why don’t you remind me?” “Girls! Please!” Tenchi planted himself in between the two. “You two are fighting over nothing!” You looked at Ayeka and then Ryoko, “If you’re going to fight at least wait until you have something to fight about! Besides, you better get used to not using your powers. There’s no telling how long this guy will be here for.” “He’s right.” Ayeka said calming down. “Yea.” Ryoko let the energy dissipate. Tenchi sighed, “Thank you.” “I’m going to sleep.” Ryoko said, “This’ll be last night I get my room to myself for a while.” Tenchi and Ayeka watched Ryoko walk up the stairs. “I wonder why she’s so touchy about this?” Ayeka said after Ryoko was out of sight. “I don’t know.” Tenchi said; he turned to Ayeka with a serious face, “But please don’t rub it in, okay? I don’t want a fight when that guy is here.” “Alright. Goodnight, Tenchi.” Ayeka walked up the stairs, “’Night.” Tenchi said. He walked over to the sliding glass door and looked at the stars. “America.” He said looking. Okay well that was my first fan-fic ever. So e-mail me any thoughts good or bad. I have it based in the Ova world in case you didnt figure that out, i just threw kiyone in because she should be there, hey she was in the mihoshi special after all. anyway on to chap 2!!