Hi again, guys, I'm back! Disclaimer: None of the characters, places, things, etc. belong to me, they all belong to PIONEER. I'm pretty broke, so It'd be a waste of time to sue me. Actually, Tenshu, and Ayechi, and Ryochi DO belong to me. Written by Alia ( kittykat_716@hotmail.com ) Well, anyway, I know I can't write, but I love reading fics so I thought I'd try it, so sue me (not to be taken literally, empty pockets here!). If I don't suck as much as I thought, or if I suck much, much more than I thought, please e-mail me and tell me so! I know all the girls on the show are admirers of Tenchi, but this fic centers on the three most..........friendly, Ayeka, Ryoko, and Washu. Thanks again to Nekomi for her help, and Matt for his pre-reading skills{ =) <3 } and of course to GenSao, for posting my crappy stuff. Tenchi's Revenge Part Two "Hi everyone!" said Tenchi cheerfully as he strolled through the door, his bag over his shoulder. "Hi Tenchi!" said Ryoko and Ayeka silmultaneously. They then glared at each other, sparks literally flying between them. Tenchi walked into the kitchen. "Hi Sasami! What's up!" he said, smiling. "Oh, hi Tenchi!" said Sasami, who was sitting at the table playing with Ryo-oki. "Mi-yaow!" said the adorable little cabbit. Ryoko emerged through the wall. "How was your day, Tenchi dear?" she said sweetly, throwing her arms around him. "Fine, Ryoko." said Tenchi nicely. "I'll be going now, I have loads of homework to do." He walked up the stairs, leaving Ryoko, Sasami, and Ayeka, who had just walked into the kitchen, staring after him. "Well, I knew he always liked me." said a pleased Ryoko. "Tough luck, Ayeka." "Why........why.....why...you!" said Ayeka huffily, her face turning red. "You witch! She-demon! I will not believe it, I will not! You have cast a spell on Lord Tenchi!" She growled as electricity sparkled around her. Sasami laughed, and Ayeka was distracted. "What is so funny, Sasami! Can't you see that this is not a laughing matter? Lord Tenchi is caught up in some sort of witchcraft!" "Oh, you two! Can't you see? Tenchi is just in a good mood, that's all!" ----------*****---------- Tenchi walked up the stairs to his room. Suddenly, a black hole opened in front of him, and Washu stepped through. "Hi Tenchi!" she said in a kawaii little voice. "The door to my lab is open, whenever you want to come in. Don't you think I should continue some experiments? As you know, you are a key component in these very important, top secret happenings." She folded her hands and said sweetly"Oh, com'on Tenchi, you wouldn't want to dissapoint me, would you?" Tenchi smiled and patted Washu's head. "Well, Washu, " he said with a smile, "I'm sorta busy right now, maybe later, okay?" then he walked up the stairs into his room. Washu stared after him dumbfoundedly. ----------*****---------- That night at dinner, Washu, Ayeka, and Ryoko watched Tenchi very, very carefully. This made Tenchi very happy, as since the girls were each paying so much attention to him, their dinner was not interrupted by crashes and sounds of pain. Tenchi laid down his chopsticks and cleared his throat. He smiled and said calmly "Everybody," he looked at each of the people sitting around him, Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, Sasami, Nobuyki, and Kashuito, individually, "I'm having some friends over tomorrow night. Kiyone and Mihoshi are coming too. I would really, really appreciate it if you would all try to be good." He then excused himself from the table, and walked up the stairs, chuckling to himself. He could almost hear each of his admirers translating what he had just said into "If I'm really nice to Tenchi's friends, he'll like me best." *Am I good or what?* he thought. ----------*****---------- At exactly eight o'clock, on the dot, the doorbell rang. Ryoko and Ayeka both ran towards it, both pushing and shoving to be the one to answer the door. In the midst of their -almost- quiet fighting, Sasami ran up and cheerfully answered it herself. "Hi!" she said eagerly, "You must be Tenchi's friends! I'm Sasami, pleased to meet you."she gave an adorable little curtsy. "Please, come in!" Three young men, who looked vaguely familiar, walked into the room, wearing various colored clothing, and various haircuts.Tenchi jogged down the stairs to meet them, and Washu peered out from behind her closet door. "Hi guys! What's up?" "Nothing much at all, Tenchi, how are you?"said one politely. He had sort of black violet shaded hair worn longish, down past his ears. He wore wire-rim glasses and a black turtleneck with kahkis. "The moon, which weighs exactly....." said another with long spiky black hair with red highlights. He wore a red shirt with a light blue fish, the zodiac symbol for pisces, on it and jeans. He had a small blackish reddish goatee. The third boy just shrugged and grunted. His hair was gelled back, black with frosty bluish whitish streaks that looked natural. He wore a black leather jacket over a gray t-shirt with baggy black pants and black mirored sunglasses. Tenchi turned to the small crowd of females behind him." Guys, these are the girls I told you about. This one is Ayeka, the little one is Sasami, the one over there behind the door is Washu, and the one floating two inches off the floor...........ah.............yes......um.....this is Ryoko." Ayeka, glaring at Ryoko for blowing it, secretly laughed.*Now* her darling Tenchi would be mad at Ryoko, and who would he then choose for his bride? Ayeka, that's who! Much to everyone's surprise (and Ayeka's dismay) the third boy smirked as his feet slowly rose from the floor. Sasami let out and exclamation of delighted surprise as Tenchi and the other two boys laughed. "Are we missing all the fun?" asked Kiyone as she and Mihoshi stepped through the open door "Wha.." said a very confused Mihoshi as she noticed the strange boy floating in the air. "Tenchi! What's going on here?" asked Kiyone. "Lord Tenchi," said Ayeka faintly, "I think I need to sit down." "Very well."said the boy with the glasses and turtleneck,"Tenchi, shall we proceed to the living room?" ----------*****---------- "These are my friends," said Tenchi once everyone was seated , Sasami staring at the newcomers in wonder. "Tenshu," "Hello." said the pisces. "Ayechi," "Pleased to make your aquantinces." said the one in wire-rims. "and Ryochi." finished Tenchi. "Hey." grunted the leather clad one. "Tenshu, Ayechi, and Ryochi are people in a situation very similar to yourselves. Ayechi is the last prince of a place you and Sasami may have heard of, Ayeka. It was once called Hyril, but has since been totally destroyed." "Yes..."said Ayeka softly, "I remember the place very well." Sasami nodded her head. "Tenshu is a recently expelled scientist from the academy. He is considered the smartest but most violent scientist since...........well, since you, Washu." Washu nodded suspiciously, eyes narrowed at the three boys. "And Ryochi is an infamous space pirate from the other side of the galaxy. Since his friendship with Tenshu began he has had many interesting things encoded into his DNA which make him act a little like.......you, Ryoko. They came to Earth together to escape a bounty hunter who was sent to destroy the last remanets of the royal family of Hyril." "Well.... how did you find Tenchi, misters?" asked Sasami cutely."I mean, its sort of funny that you found us, don't you think?" "Wow Kiyone! Two wanted space criminals in one house, that's a lot! If we brought BOTH of them in, we could get promoted!" said Mihoshi. "Mihoshi! We're not taking ANYONE in! Ryoko is our FRIEND, remember?" "Oh yeah........." "I too would like to know how you found us, Lord Ayechi." said Ayeka.Tenchi flinched. *Ouch.* he thought, *She only calls me "Lord"* Ayechi smiled. "It was easy. I discovered the energy of Princess Sasami of Jurai, and the energy of the Princess Ayeka." "We didn't expect you to be so lovely though, Princess." said Ryochi from behind his dark glasses. Ayeka blushed. "Also, the magnitude of energy caused by the dimensional portals of the scientist Washu was very noticeable." said Tenshu. "You also exceeded our expectations." He smiled. "I have heard many things about the great and terrible genius Washu, but nothing of your beauty. You have always been my role model." "Plus the beautiful space pirate Ryoko and the cabbit Ryo-oki stood out in our minds." said Ryochi. "And in person you are even more enchanting than on the wanted posters." said Ayechi warmly. Ryoko blushed, also. "We made ourselves known to Tenchi, whose life energy also attracted us, and here we are." Nobuyki and Kashuito had been standing by the kitchen doorway all this time."I welcome you to our home." said Kashuito. "But what do you propose we do with you?" "Come now! Can't we discuss this over a warm meal?" said Nobuyki eagerly. "OH! Right, that reminds me, I cooked your favorite tonight Tenchi! And there's ramen, I made extra for our guests." Sasami smiled as the entire household ran for the kitchen. ----------*****---------- One week later, Sasami sat in the carrot garden as Ryochi pulled carrots, to the delight of Ryo-oki, and placed them in a basket. Washu hadn't appeared around the house for days, and with her, Tenshu, very suspiciously."I'm going to cook dinner now, Ryochi! C'mon Ryo-oki!" said Sasami sweetly. "Meeeerooooooooow?" wailed Ryo-oki despairingly as she slowly followed. As Sasami and Ryo-oki walked toward the house, Ayeka ambled down towards the garden, humming mildly, until she saw Ryochi, muscles rippling, toiling under the hot sun. At the sight of her he threw down his shovel and began walking towards her. Ayeka blushed furiously. "Wh..Why hello, Lord Ryochi....." she stammered, "How are you this fine morning?" "Shhhh, Ayeka, no need to speak." said Ryochi, placing a finger on her lips, "I know why you came." With that, Ryochi bent his head and kissed her full on the mouth. When she got over the shock and realized what was happening, Ayeka quickly pulled away. "Mr. Ryochi, I don't know what you are thinking..." said Ayeka angrily. So Ryochi kissed her again. " Mister Ryochi!" yelled Ayeka when he moved away, "I have feelings of love only for Lord Tenchi!" And with that, she slapped him. Hard. "Ah!" said Ryochi, rubbing his cheek, "Fire! I like that in a woman!" and he reached for her again. Just then, Ayechi ran over the hill towards them. "Fiend! Demon!" he yelled, "I have seen what you have done to the honor of my love, the beautiful Ayeka! She is my chosen bride! You must pay!" With this he rushed towards Ryochi, who promptly started the creation of a green (like Ryoko's orange) energy ball. "What? Chosen bride?" said Ayeka, a bit muddled. She did not have Tenchi's experience on this side of matters of the heart. "I love Lord.." "Ryochi!" yelled Ryochi. "Ayechi!" yelled Ayechi, "We battle!" "No! No! Please! Don't fight over me! I beg you!" said Ayeka, and ran, crying, into the shed, as tape recorded sounds of a raging battle played outside. ----------*****---------- "You should have seen her face, Tenchi!" laughed Ryochi. "Oh no! No! Please don't fight over little old me, I beg you!" mimmicked Ayechi, and the three of them fell in a laughing heap on the floor. ----------*****---------- Later that day, Ryoko was sitting on the roof, enjoying the sunset. "May I join you, Miss Ryoko?" said a voice from the left. "Sure thing, Ayechi, c'mon over." said Ryoki with a smile, patting the roof next to her. Ayechi sat down. "Sunsets are......so pretty, Miss Ryoko....almost as beautiful as you....but what am I saying, nothing could be as lovely as you..." Ryoko looked up at Ayechi quickly, shocked. "What.....?" she said quizzically. So Ayechi kissed her. Hard. Ryoko quickly pulled away. "Don't you dare try anything fast on me like that again!" she said angrily. "I am in love with Lord Tenchi and I will NOT forsake him....." "Ryyooookoooooo!" yelled Ryochi, swooping down towards Ayechi. "I'll get him!" "She is MINE, fool!" yelled Ayechi. "What the hell?" yelled Ryoko. "I am in love with Ryoko, and you cannot have her!" said Ryochi. "Her beauty is mine to protect. I want her as my wife!" yelled Ayechi. "Dammit, don't you DARE fight over me!" screamed Ryoko. "Don't worry about me, love, I'll get him!"said Ryochi. "I will protect your honor!" "I'm outta here!" said Ryoko, and flew off. ----------*****---------- "It's GREAT!"said Tenchi,"They're both going through hell, but they hate each other so much that they'd never discuss it!" "They'll never find out that we who are 'so deeply in love' with Ayeka.....," said Ryochi. "......Are also supposedly enthralled with Ryoko!" said Ayechi. "..........They are both......sorta cute, though....."said Ryochi. The other two nodded glumly. ----------*****---------- "AARRGH!" yelled Ryoko, "Leave me alone, Ryochi!" "Oh, c'mon, baby, I know you don't mean that! Look, why don't we go over there to that cave and.....make up, if you know what I mean." "NO!" "A sexy, beautiful young woman like yourself needs some of what I'm offering. You need some matinence, with your hot, full body, and I KNOW Tenchi's not treating you right." said Ryochi. "Don't you EVER say anything about MY TENCHI!" "I know you can't really want him when you can have a guy like me." he said, pinning her between himself and the cave wall, pressing his hard muscles against her. "I love you Ryoko, and I think you like me. You have the best body I've ever seen, and I want to run my fingers all over.......(whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper)" "NO! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PIG!" screamed Ryoko, and phased right through him. Ryochi fell to the ground in a fit of laughter. Meanwhile, Ayeka was trying to put off the charms of a lovelorn Ayechi. "STOP IT!Lord Ayechi!" said Ayeka. "I love Tenchi and no other." "Ayeka, dearest, most beautiful star in the imperial sky. I love you and wish to make you my bride!" "No!" "Please, Ayeka! You are the lovelist flower, the prettiest woman in all of history! How could I see you without falling in love with you?" "Stop it!" "Can't you see? To live without you is not living! You are the air I breathe! You are sunlight! How can you condemn me for a love I cannot help! Please, be my bride!" "I'm leaving!" yelled Ayeka, and rushed off as Ayechi tried to stifle a chuckle. Ryoko walked around the bend, grinning. "Hey Ayechi. Time to switch?" ----------*****---------- "Where's Tenshu?" asked Tenchi. "We dunno." said Ryochi. "I believe he's....in the lab. Wityh Washu." said Ayechi. "WHAT!" said Tenchi. "He's supposed to be helping you guys! What happened!?" "I guess he's just...enjoying his time with Washu." "It does not really matter, Tenchi, we can take care of it. Two on two is easier than three on three. Let Tenshu take care of Washu." "Well....okay, Ayechi." said Tenchi. "Now on to the next day's exiting activities!" added Ryochi. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------- Questions, Comments, Deeply Scarring Insults? Please send to kittykat_716@hotmail.com Thanks for reading. Hope you liked it. ~O<83