Tenchi in America. Hello everyone I thought of this story during the time when I was writeing EXTREAM VOL.5. It stars Tenchi Masaki and the rest as they get zapped from the anime world into the real American world thanks to one of Washus inventions. They also meet the true Michael not to be confused with the Extream version of Michael this takes place in Texas on the outskirts of Houston. The Characters don't belong to me they belong to AIC and Pioneer. Except Michael he belongs to me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Washus Lab. January Second 2000.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "It's completed! My Diminsional doorway is finished!" Washus yelled "What's finished?" Ayeka asked walking into the lab. "Top Secret stuff."Washu said "I'll tell you all about it at Dinner time." Washu said ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later that evening at Dinner.(Yeah kind of fast.)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "May I have everyones attention please. I finished my Dimensional doorway into the real world." Washu said "Real world? But I thought this was the real world." Sasami asked "Not really were just Anime Characters created to entertain our fans." Washu said "Wait there's people watching our every moves?" Ryoko asked "About 2 million." Washu told the space pirate. Everyone looks toward you. "Well how many people beleave me?" Washu asked No one put there hand up. "Well Walk through this doorway and I'll activate it." Washu said "Do you thank we should bring Mayuka with us?" Tenchi asked "Yes she's your kid right?" Washu asked "Yes just let me get her up from her nap." Tenchi said Mayuka is 3 years old in this time line. "Well you all ready?" Washu asked "What does this do?" Mihoshi asked "Hey you don't touch that button!" Washu and Kyone said at the same time. Too late Mihoshi pressed the Texas location button. Everyone was sent to the real world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Texas Cut and Shoot.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Moo! Moo!" A Cow said "Unhh Were are we?" Tenchi asked "I have no clue." Kyone said "You damn kids get the hell out of my yard!" A mean redneck said Everyone ran onto a desserted road. "Geeze we need to be more careful." Tenchi said "Really I thank that guy was running after us with a gun." Kyone said "Hey there's a nice little conveniance store over there." Ayeka pointed out. "Ma and Pa's convenient store. What funny names?" Sasami said looking at the sign. "Howdy ya'll. Come on in and make yeself at home." An elderly woman said. "Well I'm going to look for a map." Tenchi said walking into the store. "Let's go look at the menu." Mihoshi said "Is that all you care about?! Don't you know that were lost in some bizzare dimmension!" Kyone said ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Inside the store.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "What will it be sugar pie?" A young woman asked. "Do you got Miso soup?" Sasami asked "I'm sorry sug but we don't serve Foreign food here. We Do have a special on Hamburgers." The woman said "Well take seven of those." Ayeka said "Seven cow burgers." The woman yelled across the room. "We don't allow pets in tha Diner area." Tha woman said looking at the Cabbit. "Yes mem will she be okay outside?" Ryoko asked. "If she's a cat? yes." The woman said Across the room they saw what appeared to be a Teenaged boy yelling at his Father. "Why did we have to move to hicksville U.S.A. for?" The boy yelled. "Well we've been robbed 5 times in Houston and I don't want to be robbed anymore." The boy's father said "No excuse. I'll be waiting outside." The boy said walking outside. "Geeze he must not like it here?" Ryoko said "I don't blame him. No Technology except for a phone and electricity." Washu said "Hmm maybe I should talk to him." Ayeka asked "Well I figured out where we're at." Tenchi said "Where?" The group asked "The United States of America and we are in the state of Texas." Tenchi said "Where's Ayeka going?" Tenchi asked "Going outside to talk to some boy." Ryoko said "Dadda I hungry." Mayuka said "Dinner well be here soon." Tenchi said "I wonder if the'll take YEN?" Tenchi said looking at his wallet. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Outside the Diner~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Hello what's your name?" Ayeka asked "........" The boy said "My name is Ayeka." Ayeka said "My name is Michael." Michael said "Whoa you look like someone off of an anime I used to watch." Michael said amazed. "Really?" Ayeka said "I wonder what Anim'e is?" Ayeka thought "Yeah." Michael said "Wanna join us for dinner?" Ayeka asked "Sure why not." Michael said walking back inside the Conveniance store. ~~~~~~~~~~~~Back inside the store.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Dad I'm eating with that group over there." Michael said "Why? you don't want to eat here with me?" Mikes dad asked. "No." Michael said takeing his food and walking towards the groups table. "So where you from Michael?" Mihoshi asked. "I'm basically from H-town our Houston how I call it." Michael said "Foods here!" The woman said passing out the food. "Oh and here's the bill. You can pay for that up front shugs." The woman said "How much is it?" Michael said "Here. Let's see $30.00! Damn!" Michael said "I got it. It seems like you people are not from around here?" Michael asked "Where from Japan." Tenchi said "What tha?! Japan that's where I wanna go someday." Michael said sighing "Why?" Kyone asked "It's sucks here. There's shrines,Tokyo,and clubs everywhere." Michael said "Not to mention Anim'e 24 hr.s a day." Michael said laughing. "What's Anime? Basically the only thing my friends watch is Soap Operahs." Kyone said "Hmm let's see Anime is like a cartoon except that it's better." Michael said "Say I never got any of your names." Michael said "My name is Tenchi this is The first princess of the planet Jurai Ayeka. Next to her is her sister Sasami. This is Mihoshi and this is her partner Kyone. This is my daughter Mayuka. and this is the space pirate Ryoko. Not to mention the greatest Scientific Genius Washu." Tenchi said. Michael was completely stunned. "Whoa! Wait a minute. You people have the same look as well as the same name from the Anim'e Tenchi Muyo." Michael said "Wow what a coincidince." Michael said "Yeah what ever." Ryoko said "So do you all have a place to sleep?" Michael asked "No." Tenchi said "Maybe you can sleep over at my place tonight?"Michael said "That would be great." Ayeka said "So tell me a little about yourself Michael." Tenchi said ''Well I was born on December 29, 1980. Sadly my mother died five weeks after I was born. She always wanted a baby boy for so many years. Here's a picture of my Mother." Michael said as he handed a picture to Tenchi. "I'm still in High School until I'm 21." Michael said "That's about it." Michael said "Than I moved out here with my Buttheaded dad." Michael said sighing. "Time to go son." Michael dad said. "Hey dad I got a favor to ask of you." Michael said Michael asked if his new friends could stay for a while. "No." Michael's dad said "Come on dad. Have a heart. Remember what the good book says. "Always love thy neighbor." Michael said "Well okay but I don't know how Grandma can cook all that food." Michael's dad says. Michael walks back to the table. "Come on your comeing over to my place for a couple of days." Michael said "Thank you Michael." Tenchi said "Welcome." Michael said "Let me pay the bill and i'll be outside." Michael said ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Outside the Diner~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` "Wow here comes Michael." Sasami said Michael climbed in the back of the truck with the rest of the group. "Well for one thing I am probably one of the smartest people in my family." Michael said "Why?" Washu asked "Well for one my major subject is Computers and Computer science." Michael said "Wow you know Computer Science?" Washu asked "Do I? I repaired 15 computers in two weeks. Plus my Math skills are through the roof." Michael said "Wow. So there's a genius in the family." Washu said "Oh yeah!" Michael said "Sasami what you looking at?" Michael asked "The sky." Sasami said "Notice how fadded the sky looks in this wo....." Sasami tried to say but was cut off by her sister. "Huh? What did you say?" Michael asked "Nothing." sasami said "Well where almost home just a few more minutes." Michael said "So tell me about Japan." Michael said "Well it's pretty. The skys more bluer than this and Tokyo tower is amazeing." Tenchi said "Well where here." Michael said They arrived in a drive way with a Camero parked in the yard and two trailors sitting across from one another. One Double wide of course. "So this is your house?" Ryoko asked "Yep this is my little haven." Michael said "Kind of small for a house don't you thank Ayeka?" Ryoko asked "Don't be rude after all Michael did pay the bill and gave us a place to spend a few nights!" Ayeka said mad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Inside Mikes house.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Here's my gym area. And this is the kitchen. Over here is the Dining room. Over here we have the Living room which is where I watch my Anim'e. Hey wait a minute Tenchi Universe is on." Michael said turning on the 20" T.V. "Oh there it is." Michael said sitting down on the coach. "What tha hell? That guy looks just like me!" Tenchi said "Ha Ha look at Ayeka and Ryoko fight!" Michael said Laughing. "Hey wait a minute Isn't that Mecha Washu?" Washu asked "Yep." Michael said "And I know how that Boo Boo started. One of Mihoshis Hairs got blended into the A.I." Michael said "Unbeleavable! When did we have a bunch of Spy Cams put in our house?" Kyone asked "Let me pop in a tape of Tenchi Universe. This ones cool this is the one where Everyone's in the Hot Springs." Michael said "Give me that tape!" Tenchi said "Fine I'll Just put in Ranma 1/2." Michael said "Oh ok." Tenchi said "Well I guess I'll issuse out bedrooms." Michael said "The girls can sleep in this room. And the Tenchi can sleep in this room. I'll sleep in the one that has Double doors." Michael said ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later that night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michael was sitting in his room on his computer typing a Fanfic fo the TMFFA. "Michael what are you doing?" Ayeka asked "Nothing just typing." Michael said "Well I'd like to thank you for your hospitality." Ayeka said "Hey. Your welcome." Michael said ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TO BE CONTINUED~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NExt time Washu revails the secret that their from another Dimmension and Michael tests them. Got any Comments Email me at mbearden4@juno.com