Disclaimer : i don't own any part of Tenchi Muyo and i just write about it so don't sue me. Note: This takes place two years after the movie "Tenchi Forever" I saw the movie my self but i'm going to give him the body he had in the paralel world plus the abilities he had in the first OVA and in addition I'm my change a couple of things because this takes two years after the movie and their characteristics may vary especially Tenchi's characteristics because after being tugged on for so many years I think my characteristics would change too. **A Stroll Through Hell** Part 1 act 1 The beginning of the end ~Tenchi's room, deep in thought~ All right I've spent lots of time on this decision whether I should or not. Should or not? Should or not what? Should I marry one of the six women in this house and make them eternally happy or continue to put them through the stress and terror of not being my wife. Should I choose to one so that all the other women mourn at the fact that they weren't chosen or try and keep them happy at the current position that they are already and we all marry somebody else? I kind of consider them my family from the sky. I just don't see what's so big about being my wife I mean when I see a nude woman my nose bleeds until I nock out from blood loss or not getting enough blood to my brain. The only reason I didn't do that when I was with Haruana was because I was in a trace that kept me from remembering everybody, kept my nose bleed down and made me love her. I'm not fully trained in the use of the light hawk wing so in less I've gotten into a really bad mood because some guy has racked them up to a wall and was torturing them I can't assure the top of my strength so I can only hope that the enemy is weaker than I currently am or in the future where I'm fully trained and can protect them with all my strength mad or not. I have a lot of good traits too but these are all just personality traits and would be useless in a fight though there isn't a fight planned. But in any case here are my traits (boy I feel silly talking to myself as if I was talking to a rock) 1: loyalty that may help in a long fight but otherwise useless in that case. 2:carefulness. 3: sternness 4: a large amount of humility, caring, and love. Though I'm always being put to the test of being the keeper of these attributes in the everyday grind of a drive through hell because of my physique, character, and who knows why. One you might think I'd have gotten use to is the "demonic due" or more commonly known as Ryoko and Aeka along with their daily house recking plus the "try to tear off Tenchi's arms" game. I have to choose one out six women and when I choose that one that begins the rest of my life but... but I just don't want marry one of them, its... its just that they feel like family and sure as hell you don't walk up to your sister and pledge eternal love... well in Aeka's or Sasami's case it's that way but I'm not from their culture and I don't do it that way. I don't feel that way about them and don't feel that way about Kiyone, Ryoko, Mioshi, or Washu. They just feel like family, people I could stay with for the most of my life and personal life. ......... ............ ....... .... .... ... ......... hmmmmm. Uuuuuuhuuuu. Mmmmm. Well that's it huuuuuh I've figured it out! They feel too much like family and I refuse to marry any one of them... wait I wouldn't feel awkward with Kiyone so I guess that's it but I'll go to college first and if I find somebody there I'll take it with them but Kiyone is a must after college. ~Two Hours Later~ Sasami: hey dinners ready... Tenchi, Aeka, Ryoko, Kiyone, Mioshi, Washu, DINNER!!! (Walks towards the stairs and trips) Sasami: ooohhhhh its so hard to walk in this body its so out of balance. Too much wait on the top and my legs gets gradually thinner as they go down to the feet. ~Five minutes later, dinner table~ Tenchi: huuuuuh (said in a sigh like form) Sasami: Tenchi, is there something wrong? Tenchi: well in fact I do have something on my mind but what I was going to say might hurt your feelings and everybody else's. Aeka: Tenchi I'm sure we can handle it. Tenchi: well if you say so Aeka... well I've decided to go to college and to try and find somebody new but if that fails i'm going to choose......... Ryoko: (gloomps Tenchi) oh Tenchi I'm so happy you finally decided to choose me but you should of known that it will be impossible for any woman to get near you those darn hussies, because I will be there twenty-four seven Aeka: (smashes a stick on Ryoko's head) please Tenchi continue. Tenchi: well as I was say that woman is Kiyone (Tenchi reaches out and grabs her hand) Aeka / Ryoko: WHAT YOU MEAN YOU PICK HER OVER ME YOUR KIDDING ME RIGHT! Kiyone: what? Who? Me? (blushing brightly) Mioshi: OOOOHHH KIYONE I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU YYYEEEAAAAHH! Sasami: oh... oh my... oh well. (I feel sick but...)Ki... Kiyone I'm happy for you.(Sasami starts to sniffle and a tear drops) Aeka / Ryoko: (I'M GOING TO KILL THAT LITTLE SLUT!!!) Tenchi: oh dear god they look like there on fire... I knew this would happen (OH MY GOD HOW AM I GOING TO HOLD OFF BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME I'M ONLY SO STRONG) *INTERMISSION* **A Stroll Through Hell** Part 1 act 2 the beginning of the ending of this family ~Forest Training Ground~ Yosho: Tenchi! Enough practicing it time to clean the shrine. Then you may leave for home... oh and you have my blessing for you and Kiyone. And Tenchi don't forget you must try and keep your anger down I know your losing that touch but I don't blame you. Tenchi: what!? How did you find out? Yosho: I have my ways. Tenchi: oh. Well, you always do. Yosho: yes, now move along Tenchi Tenchi: yes grandfather. Yosho: Good............ ok I think its safe now, thanks for telling me. Washu: hmm all right I bugging out, I'll give info if I get my hands on any thing again. Tenchi: (walking up the stairs) I thought he had some agent thing going I guess Washu would be the appropriate person for the job she does like getting paid for doing practically nothing she's got cameras everywhere its good thing I got the wings they help put out those darn things its good I took computer class along with technology in high school its good to know how to make electro magnetic pulse (EMP) when Washu is around. Washu: So that's how he does it hmm, I could create something to surpase that problem but then my communication to the spy camera would be fuzzy and I wouldn't be able to get every thing well now I'll have to research something get pass that but that's nothing for the (puts her index fingers to her cheeks) greatest scientific genius in the universe. Tenchi: (Stands at the Misaki shrine) oooooohhhh some much work to do, it never ends, get up at 6:00 eat breakfast tend the fields eat my lunch, leave fir the forest training ground, get beaten around a little bit, back up 100 fight of stairs and start to broom the floor of the Misaki Shrine and home this is to much I hope it will be easier at college. Man will it be fun no more fighting of this and that those crazy girls just me, myself and I. I bet all those so-called thugs from the college will be a breeze to fight in the training center. I really don't wan to marry any one of them or they'll get really pissed off; and just want to have a normal life with some person where I can be happy, I did get a piece of that life but that was a mirror dimension I want a real life like that. Kiko: Don't we all? Tenchi: Huh, oh welcome to Misaki Shrine the keeper is not here right now but any problems or confessions that you want to explain I am well enough to handle and help; is there any thing you need. Kiko: no thank you but is there an area where I can get some water? Tenchi: it's over there (points to faucet in the small shrine) would you like specially prepared tea instead. Kiko: of course if you'd take the time, please? Tenchi: hold on. Tenchi walks off into the shrine and comes back with a plate with a summer style tea cup Kiko: thank you. Tenchi starts to go around and sweep the ground with the broom, dust and dirt flies off of the ground into a cloud and covers the Misaki Shrine. Kiko: KOOF KOOF! Tenchi: (use his light hawk wings to filter the area of a two millimeters around his head) oh, here (takes out of his pocket and tosses a folded fan at Kiko.) Kiko: thank you. Tenchi: no problem (continues to sweep the ground) Aeka: give me it back! Ryoko: no ya little stuck up! Aeka: it is for Tenchi and not meant to be wrecked by you!!! Ryoko: (flies up into the air) aright then catch! (Ryoko takes the present and tosses it the a half a mile way)! Aeka: That was for Tenchi, oh you! Ryoko: Tenchi would never want you! Aeka: we will see about that just let me give him his present, yes then we will see about it! Ryoko: yeah if ya get to it! Tenchi: (puts his face in his hands) my god don't they ever stop. Kiko: fans of yours. Tenchi: burdens more the word. Kiko: heh heh heh, hey I'm going to college too maybe will see each other. Tenchi: why are you out here then. Kiko: well I had some time and wanted to get free of it all. Tenchi: you choose the right place. Kiko: I'm glad... ..... ..... ... your cute. Tenchi: WHAT?! Kiko: it's not bad. Tenchi: you right, it's not bad but you got keep it down. Kiko: what do you mean? Tenchi: I'm talking about those two over there. Kiko: your devoted fans. Tenchi: yes those people, they'll kill you if they hear a comment like that. Heck if they see you here having a conversation with me they'll interrogate you. Kiko: (a smile cover her face) you would stop them (winks) wouldn't you? Tenchi: I could try but there are two of them... (stops sweeping) well I'm done. Kiyko: huh, oh well I'm done here, I've got to go. Tenchi: its not usual that we get people like you here please come again. Kiko: here's something to remember me by. (gives him a flirting smile) Kiko stands up turns to Tenchi bows to him and leaves. Tenchi stands up looks around and starts back home. *INTERMISSION* **A Stroll Through Hell** Part 1, act 3 The Chase. Kiyone: hmm I wonder what it would be like to be with him, oh but that's silly he'll find somebody he likes, oh but what if it is me? Ryoko: I don't think you'll find out (creates beam sword) but for your sake I'll tell you the answers to your questions he'll find somebody else, me, not you and my life will be prefect with him with me. (Brings the sword up to her neck) Kiyone: (use's shield to nock the sword away) all right, attempt on a civilian's life plus attempt on officer's life lets see who this goes over with the people back at G.P. Ryoko: (pulls the sword up) the people at G.P. don't have to know, it will be just between me and your carcass. Kiyone: (socks Ryoko in the stomach and runs) you'll have to get me first! Ryoko: Damn!... she hits hard but she doing exactly as planed. (Drops to the ground and disappears) Kiyone runs by millions of trees as she searches for Tenchi. Kiyone: damn it!!! Where's Tenchi when you need him. (goes up the stairs and falls to her knees by accident) Aeka: hey! Kiyone! Kiyone: (turns her head to see Aeka in the bushes) huh, oh, Aeka you have got to help me. Aeka: its Ryoko isn't it but don't worry come on. Tenchi walks towards the house when Ryoko flies out sword in hand. Ryoko: KIYONE!!! COME OUT!!! (Ryoko flies away) Tenchi: holy shit! I knew it! (follows Ryoko to where ever Kiyone was) Aeka: look over there. (points to the right) Kiyone: (looks in the direction pointed out) what I, don't see it? Aeka: look closer. When Kiyone is not looking Aeka hits her with a stick and drags her off. Ryoko: HUH, oh great you got her meet you in the cave. (disappears) Tenchi: damn it lost her. Hmm, oh the cave huh, will just see who is behind this (Tenchi runs, jumps off the tree limb and heads towards the cave.) ~Two minutes later, in the cave~ Kiyone: huh? What... what happen? Oh, my head hurts. Aeka. Where are you? (Opens eyes) what the hell am I doing inside Ryoko's cave? Aeka: it's a pitiful thing to lower myself to this but I won't allow you to have Tenchi. Kiyone: WHAT!?!? Ryoko: you played it out perfectly. Kiyone: What do you mean played it out perfectly. (notice's she restrained to the wall when she tries punch and run again.) Ryoko: you pack a wallop in that fists. But to answer your question; me and Aeka planed this out Aeka looks to up-right to do a thing like this and if I scared you well enough you'd go looking for Tenchi, but if you found Aeka we knew you would ask her to help might help. Then when you'd leas expect it she'd hit you over the head and drag you off to here. Aeka: we knew that if you had "left" Tenchi would pick another and Ryoko and I where determined to chose one of us. Kiyone: this is not going to be good to your heath Aeka you know how Jurai deals with traitorous acts as for you Ryoko G.P. is going to be pissed of when they hear what you did and you could be locked up for along time or until Nagi finds you. Aeka / Ryoko: Who's going to know? Kiyone: G.P., when I don't come to the monthly report. Aeka: I could tell them that you were K.I.A. during a mission in your earth job. Kiyone: Mioshi? Ryoko: HAH! Well say the same thing to her except that this time we'll also say that you were the only one to be assigned to the job, she's such a bumble head she'll fall for it. Kiyone: ("their probably right", her eyes get wide) Tenchi!!! Aeka / Ryoko: we done enough training to trick him into believing us. Tenchi: (walks out of the corner he was hiding in) Yeah, well I think I've heard enough of this junk to last me the entire time! Aeka / Ryoko: huh, Tenchi?! Kiyone: (struggles to get free) oh yeah, now your in for it! Tenchi: PLEASE, TELL ME THE LOGIC IN KILLING KIYONE!!! Aeka: oh dear. Ryoko: umm... well... uh hmm... TENCHI YOU MUST MARRY ME OR... OR...... Tenchi: or what Ryoko, you'll kill Kiyone and make me hate you! Is that what you want?! Do you want me to despise you for what you did?! Well you haven't done it yet but you're about to! I really don't like you right now don't try me any further! Aeka: but ten... (is cut off by Tenchi) Tenchi: and you Aeka, your royalty, what the hell do you think your doing! Ryoko doing this, well I must say I'm little not surprised but you... you of all people! Jeez, I mean come on I'm starting to think all that royalty is making you greedy! Aeka: oh, Tenchi! I'm sorry. Tenchi: sorry is not going to cut you and Ryoko have been causing havoc for the last 5 years! Do you know how high strung I am with all of that! and now this?!?!? Please show me the logic in this, please?! Ryoko: sorry, I'm very sorry (floats away) Aeka: I shall see what happens to me in court. No more will I stay here I, promise that. (with that she runs away. Kiyone: Tenchi help me! (struggles more) Tenchi: hold on Kiyone. Tenchi runs over to Kiyone to unlock her from the wall but finds he needs a key. Tenchi: Damn it! Need a key. Stay very still Kiyone. Kiyone: ok. Tenchi creates one light hawk wing. He changes it to look like an exacto knife grabs it and slowly cuts the chain. Kiyone falls from the wall onto Tenchi and kisses him. Kiyone: Oh Tenchi! You saved me, but what about those two. (Hugs him tightly) Tenchi: I don't know Kiyone, I just don't know. ~Twenty minutes later, Tenchi's bed room~ Kiyone rests her head on Tenchi's chest. Kiyone: good night. Tenchi: good night End of part 1 Next time: well its time for Tenchi to go to college to get away from it all but what is "she" doing there. I'm sure you know who "she" is.