Hey. I dont own these characters. Duh. For some reason I keep having this reoccuring dream of Dr. Clay in a suit coming and sueing me...oh well screw it. Oh yeah, steal the fics and I'll sick the Shimigami on you. Author's Inane Ramblings: Yeah episode 6! And people are actually reading these! Hell yes! Anyway, those of you at Gensao's page, vote 4 me pleease!. Those of you at fanfiction.net, if u havent put me on auther alert yet please do so. Reviews are also good...but author alert is crucial if you want to be up to date on this series because I can write relatively fast. Now, on with the show, but before that, my muses little freakshow.. Azaka: The following freakshow has been rated PG-13 for typed violence and a bad word! (Glares at puppet B..) Nick Puppet A: You suck Nick! Nick Puppet B: Kiss my @$$! (Whacks Nick with mini skateboard) Josh: Hehe, Nick even your own puppets hate you! (Good friend of mine, is now my main muse.) Nick: Erhm...better get those fixed....... Nick Puppet A and B: NO!! DONT SEND US BACK TO WASHU!!! Nick: (insert evil laughter here) Then be good! ~~~No Need for Goddesses! Tokimi sat upon her throne, wondering. She still didn't know why Washu had gone and sealed away her memories, but what irritated her more was that the dimensions had merged. "D3, What is the condition of my avatar?" Tokimi's voice resounded through the large chamber. "Your avatar has survived the incarnation process, and has began his training, Tokimi-sama" A mysterious figure answered. "Very well, It appears Tsunami is about to inform Washu of the war herself. Everything is going according to plan.." Tokimi stated she looked slightly into the future. "Begone now." "Yes, your majesty" D3 bowed and disappeared. In space, Tenchi sat in the Ryo-oki, contemplating the future. Tenchi sighed. He smiled to himself. He looked down at the sleeping figure of Ryoko lying beside him. He nudged her slightly. "Wake up Ryoko...we're almost home...." Tenchi said softly. Ryoko moaned softly and her eyes fluttered open. She looked up at Tenchi. "Tenchi...did you sleep well?" she asked hesitantly. "I slept very well, thank you. You had better get ready, we are about to arrive back on Earth." he said "You should take it easy until we get back, your leg still looks pretty bad." He gazed at her with concern. "Well, if you say so..." she said and cuddled up closer to Tenchi. "Thank you for saving me Tenchi.." "Yeah, well of course. I couldn't just leave my Ryoko to die there could I?" Tenchi said gazing out at Earth. "Well, time to head home..." he said, changing the subject. Tenchi held her closer has the Earth grew larger and larger. In a few moments they had entered the atmosphere and were headed back to the Masaki house.... "Tenchi!!" All the girls screamed in unison has Tenchi walked through the door carrying Ryoko. Tenchi would have been glomped to death if it hadn't been for him holding Ryoko in his arms. To him she was the only thing stopping him from a horrible glomp it would make Misaki cringe in her deathbed, but then again he figured has soon has Ryoko was better she would she would glomp him anyway. "Washu! Please help Ryoko, she has been injured!" Tenchi shouted, trying to fight through the crowd of girls. Washu nodded and Tenchi followed her down into her lab. "Place her down here." Washu commanded has Tenchi gently lay Ryoko down onto a small infirmiry bed. "Hmm, this looks pretty bad, it could take awhile to heal...unless.." Washu looked up at Tenchi "Tenchi check your left jacket pocket." she ordered. To Tenchi's surprise, he withdrew the Tenchi-ken, only this time it had 3 gems in the hilt. "How the hell did that get there!?" "Don't worry about that, now Tenchi hold the Tenchi-ken hilt first towards Ryoko." Washu said "Now Ryoko, focus your thoughts on the gems." Ryoko nodded and closed her eyes. A blue glow emanated from the gems has they dissapeared from the hilt of the Tenchi-ken. Ryoko emitted a soft gasp has the gems reappeared attached to her wrists and at the base of her neck. The wound in her side magically began to heal rapidly until it was nothing more then a scar, which shortly disappeared after. "Whoa! I feel better already!" Ryoko said excitedly. She was about to stand up but Washu stopped her. "Don't Ryoko! Your broken leg is not healed quite yet. It will take atleast another hour or so before it is totally healed." Washu said sternly. "Until then, your staying put. "Hey...how did you know my leg was broken?" Ryoko asked curiously. Washu smiled and tapped her forehead. Washu thought to Ryoko Washu grinned slyly. Ryoko thought back Washu sighed and thought which made Ryoko blush. Tenchi looked back and forth between the two. "Hey, are you two alright?" "Of course, now Tenchi you might has well get some sleep, it's been a long night for you two." She said has she pointed towards the door. Tenchi nodded and waved goodbye to Ryoko has he left and headed up to his room. He flopped down on his bed and checked his alarm clock. It was 8:00 am. he thought has he drifted into a deep sleep. Back down in Washu's lab, a young woman with long blue hair suddenly materialized behind the pint-sized scientist. "Sister.." the women spoke. "Tsunami. I've been expecting you to arrive sometime soon." Washu said, hardly looking up from her work. "I see. Well, I take it you already know your a goddess." Tsunami stated serenly. "Yes I know that too, my machine that helped me look into the past was used with Ryoko's gems and I found out everything." Washu turned to face her. "Well then, you just made my job a lot easier. As you probably know, there is an upcoming war between us sisters. You will be required to pick an avatar-" "-No. I refuse to risk Ryoko's life in one of your silly games." Washu frowned. "And if you try to convince Tenchi to fight, and he dies, you will be sorry. I think highly of my daughter's happiness, Tsunami." "It appears you don't know everything about this war, sister. You see, if none of us have an avatar Tokimi will automatically win, taking over every existing universe. You realize if that happened it wouldnt matter if either Tenchi or Ryoko died, everything you know would be destroyed in an instant. Is that what you want, sister?" Tsunami said, sighing. Washu thought for a moment. "I see. Well then, I shall inform Tenchi and Ryoko of their duties. Goodbye, Tsunami." Washu said and turned to leave the lab. "Goodbye....sister.." Tsunami said has she vanished. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------- Washu decided to wait until dinner to make her announcement. "Everyone, please listen I have an announcement to make. I'm sure you all know who Tsunami is. Well, tonight she visited me in my lab. It appears me and my sisters are having a tournament. Winner takes every living thing in every universe there is." she faced Tenchi. "Tenchi, Tsunami has asked me to tell you that...you have been chosen to become..her avatar. Do you accept that? Well, it doesn't really matter if you do or not, because you will end up fighting anyways. It just makes us look better if we ask. So will you fight? For the sake of the universe?" "So I've been chosen to fight. I suppose I should be honored....well, yes I will fight." Tenchi said resolutely. "And now for my avatar...Ryoko. Will you fight for me, Ryoko? Not that you two really have a choice, it's just better if you will willingly fight." Ryoko shot her a glare. "Fine. If Tenchi fights, I fight." "So it's settled. That went smoothly." Washu said, smiling. Katsuhito stood up. "Now, Tenchi and Ryoko. I will begin training you tommorow for your fight." he said and began to leave. "If your late your chores are doubled, Tenchi...and you will get a punishment. Perhaps spending the day treading water in the middle of the lake would appeal to you two?" "Oh great that's how you talk to the universe's saviors..." Tenchi muttered and resumed eatting his dinner. (AN: Yay the boring part is done! ONTO THE DATE!) It was dark except for a small light coming from the bathroom has Ryoko fazed into existance in Tenchi's room. "Tenchi? Tenchi, are you ready?" Ryoko called out "Yeah, hold on I'm getting dressed." Tenchi called back. He heard Ryoko giggle. "Some privacy please?" he called again, which made Ryoko giggle even more. He groaned and went back to getting ready. "Tenchi! What should I wear?" Ryoko asked him has she peeked through the door. Tenchi didn't notice her has he replied "I don't know something casual..". Ryoko's eyes widened has she saw Tenchi take his shirt off. she discovered to her happiness. She faded back through the door just in time has Tenchi looked over to exactly where she had been hiding. He shrugged and pulled on his other (clean, non bloodstained) shirt. "Hmm...casual..I guess that counts this out.." Ryoko said has she fazed into a white silk dress with a matching hat. Tenchi walked out of the bathroom before she could faze into something else, and he was stunned. He stood there, dumbfounded with his mouth hanging open like some drunk. Ryoko grinned at him and did a few poses "So, do you like this dress?" When Tenchi finally found the nerve to speak, he managed to sqeak out "Ryoko...you look....well...fantastic...." he said. He noticed how the dress dipped dangerously low, which gave him a heavy duty nosebleed. Tenchi thought has he hurredly wiped away the blood.. Ryoko laughed at him and fazed into the outfit she wore when they had first met. "Ok I'm ready, let's go!" She said. Tenchi managed to shake himself free of his stupor and answer her question. "Uh, yeah I forgot..can you teleport us to Tokyo? That's where we are going." He said has he grasped her hand. "Sure Tenchi!" No sooner had she said it, then they had arrived at..Tenchi's old apartment! They looked around, and discovered it was the same has before, except for one problem......... "AHH!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY APARTMENT!?!? WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE HELL HAS COME!!!!" An old lady screamed at the two has she practically fell over in her chair. Tenchi sweatdropped and tried to explain the situation.(AN:tried..)."Well, you see, we're here to...uhh...test the springs on your bed! You called us up on the phone..we're professionals..." he said nervously. Ryoko could barely supress her laughing. "and well, um....damn.. Ryoko just get us out of here!!" Tenchi shouted. Ryoko grinned at him and grasped his hand tightly. She dragged Tenchi to the balcony, and to his horror, jumped..bringing him along for the ride. "RYOKO!!!! AHHH WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" Tenchi screamed has he began plunging head first down to the cement below him. Ryoko sighed has they began to level out, and softly hit the ground. Ryoko couldn't help it has she burst into hysterical laughter. "That was hilarious!! You should have seen your face!!" she said, still laughing. Tenchi sighed. "So, now where do we go Tenchi?" "I don't know..lets just walk around for awhile.." said Tenchi. They both began to wonder around, not sure of what to do. They stopped at a place to eat, got some dinner and after that, the night began to fly by. It was the end of the date when they arrived at the fountain in the center of the city park. "Wow look at all the lights Tenchi!" Ryoko said exitedly has she pointed the the beatiful lights hung all around the fountain. The water spurting upward reflected all of the multicolored lights, making it seem like some liquid rainbow. "Yeah, it looks like the officials wanted to get ready for Christmas early this year..." Tenchi sighed has he checked his watch. <10:00....everyone's gonna wonder where we are..better head back>. "Well, it's getting late Ryoko, I guess it's time to head back.." Tenchi said sadly. "But Tenchi! It's not that late!" Ryoko protested. "Ryoko..c'mon..we can do it again anytime we want, cant we?" Tenchi explained. Ryoko's eyes lit up "Really??" She threw herself onto Tenchi and nearly knocked him into the fountain has she shouted "Thank you Tenchiiiii!!" She grinned at him teleported back to Tenchi's room. When Tenchi looked around his room, he had noticed something....his bed was bigger...and there was a note on it. "Hey Son! Don't get too loud! Miss Washu told me about it all! I'm so proud of you! You've finally done it! -Dad" "DAAADD!!!! YOUR DEAD MEAT!!!!!!" Tenchi screamed has he tore into Nobuyuki's room. Ryoko sweatdropped and read the note.... "WASHU!!! WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?" Ryoko screamed has she flew down to Washu's lab. Meanwhile, Nobuyuki and Washu both thought one thing, at the same time when they heard the shouts..... Ryoko lifted up the little scientist by her collar and began shaking her repeatedly. "You told NOBUYUKI about THAT!? Aren't you supposed to be the greatest scientific genius in the UNIVERSE!?" Ryoko yelled has she shook Washu back and forth. "AHH!! Ryoko stop your givin me whiplash!! "Say Sorry!!!" Ryoko shouted has she continued shaking the scientist unrelentlessly. "Sorry! Je..jeez I thought I was doing you a favor!" she started, and was received with an icy glare from Ryoko. Ryoko frowned and teleported back into Tenchi's room. ------ "TENCHI!! AHH GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SWORD!!" Nobuyuki shouted has Tenchi began chasing him with the Tenchi-ken. Nobuyuki just barely swayed out of the way has the blazing Jurai-lightsword sliced through his bedstand. "DAD! You've become to hentai!!! YOU ARENT MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER ARE YOU!?!? Prepare to die!!" Tenchi shouted, getting ready to kick Nobuyuki where the sun dont shine.. "Tenchi! Don't bother with that, it wont help him." Katsuhito said, interupting. He walked up to Tenchi and secretly to Nobuyuki said, "Trust me, I know. He's almost inhuman, I can't figure out how someone could take that!!" Tenchi's eyes widened. "Oh my god....your sure he's not my biological father??" Tenchi asked. Katsuhito shrugged and walked away. "Ouch..well be good Dad..." he said has he left Nobuyuki cowering in fright. Tenchi opened the door to his room, to find Ryoko sitting on his bed. "Ryoko? Is everything alright?" He froze "You didn't kill Washu did you??" he said and started to panic. "No! Of course not...I almost gave her whiplash though.." Ryoko said smiling Ryoko thought to Washu. "Well, now what are we gonna do?" Tenchi asked. "Well, I'll just head up to the rafters, like I usually do..." Ryoko said, walking towards the door. She was about to leave when she felt Tenchi's hand on her shoulder. She turned around to see him gazing into her eyes. "No. We can share...it's plenty big." he winked at her "I won't bite." he quoted which caused them both to burst out laughing. (AN: I repeat, this is not a lemon series.) And so, they both drifted into a deep sleep... (on seperate sides of the bed, Ryoko disagreed, of course..) Meanwhile, away from the quiet atmosphere of the Masaki house, Tokimi sat brooding in her chamber. "It's time, D3. Summon them all to the my arena at once" Author's Notes: Yay. This wasn't one of my most favorite to write (hint hint: was just setting the scene for the next fight..boring..). Keep those reviews/emails comin! Next Episode: The contest begins! Ryoko and Tenchi face of against Tokimi's avatar...but who is he? And what was the purpose for Tokimi's planning of this tournament? Surely she had some other motive, which Washu and Tsunami are about to find out...... NO NEED FOR A LOST LOVED ONES!