Ok! i am sick of describing the fucking characters! you think them up! which is a good thing for all those sick hentai peoples out there because they can imagine them all necked. sick bastards! now to keep some leeches off my door. Disclaimer: The story, characters, and incidents in this story are entirely fictional and bare no resemblance to any fanfic (that I have read) or person's real life. (if it does resemblance your real life, then you got some skills!) I DO NOT own any of these characters, houses, planets, spaceships, landscapes, sub-space labs, or cabbits (Except for Elysim Clevra and McCloud Krin, those are mine) they are property of AIC and Pioneer. So please, for the love of good woman (or a good man which ever you prefer I don't care) don't sue me. i apologize for spelling and grammar in advance. No Need for Earth 4 Earth. A small blue planet at the edge of a backwater galaxy. What power it holds beneath its heavenly sky. "I have you now my chickey." The captain of space vessel utters as the backwater planet dawns over its bastard moon. A lovely site for those who care. Red lights blaze across the control panel. "Ah crap." He mumbles. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The sun bares to a new day. Nobuyuki is first of the Masaki clan to wake, He opens his wary eyes to a dark room, light has yet to find their way. He hears a brewing argument down stairs. Baci: How could you do that? Kaemon: Easy. First you take th- Baci: No, no, how could you change your body like that. You don't even look the same. Kaemon: Yes I do I'm just a few inches shorter. I was just tired of looking down at everyone. Baci: It looks bad. Kaemon: Does not. Baci: Does too. Kaemon: Not. Baci: Look at him Makoto. Makoto: I'm not here. Baci: Oh yeah? Makoto: Ow! Stop! Hastings: Nock it off you two. Kaemon is entitled to do what he wants with his body. Kaemon: thank you. And Baci, when you get old and cracked, you'll want youthful looks back. Baci: Shut your trap. Light has filled the room, Nobuykui turns his interest to the lump in his bed. He thinks to himself. "Dearest Achika. This is far from my wildest dreams or hardest wishes. to stroke your silk spun hair, to touch your petal soft lips, to feel your milky smooth skin, to hear your sighs of pleasure when I *********************** ************************************************************* *******************(Nobuyuki turns hentai so I cut this part) ************ ************************************************************* ************************************************* you are my goddess Achika." "Nobuyuki?" Achika gragily says his name. "Yes?" He whispers softly in her ear. "Can you get off from work today?" "Yes." "Good, because I order you not to leave this bed. Now do me again!" she throws her body on top of his. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sasami descents the stairs, a bit shaken from her last nightmare. Stopping at the last step, she hears a conversation in the living room. "What are our land lords going to say?" Baci scolds Kaemon. "Nothing." He answers very assure of himself. "And what if they do say something!?" Baci's though emotional barer begins to brake down. "I don't want to get thrown out again." Hastings tries to reassure her. "They seem like good people, they'll understand where we're coming from." Sasami chooses to enter the room. "Good morning everyone." "Good morning Miss Sasami." They reply in unison. A sweat drop appears on her head. "You don't have to call me Miss, Sasami is fine." "But we want to call you Miss." Again in unison. Her drop gets bigger. "Please just call me Sasami." "Ok." In unison. "Breakfast will be ready soon." "Thank you Sasami." Once again in unison. Another sweat drop appears as she leaves. Kaemon leans over to Baci. "See, she didn't notice." Baci pushes him though his subspace door, which resembles the living room wall. Last night when sleeping arrangements where being made for the guests, Aeka and Ryoko had a fight. Their victim this time: a living room wall. Kaemon offered to make his room in the hole using a subspace dimension. Washu objected with "can't have two sub, lab, space" something like that. In the end, Kaemon wound up with a wear house size room in the wall. Kaemon sticks his head out. "Sounds like some ones jealous." A large explosion rocks the house, throwing the group off their feet and string the rest of the family awake. (Except for Narah who can sleep through anything) Ryoko and Aeka leap down the stairs. "What was that!?" they yell. "RYOKO! AEKA!" Tenchi appears at the top of the stairs. His temper boils with nostrils flared. Both women drop to their knees pleading. "We didn't do it Lord Tenchi, honest!" "Well it didn't happen by its self!" He blares at them. Kiyone appears behind Tenchi. "Is everyone all right?" Mihoshi pushes her way passed them, stopping half way down the stairs. " Calm down calm down" she flashes them her badge. "Nobody need worry. Commander of the SFIU here, and I'll get to the bottom of this case if it's the last thing I do." Everyone sweat drops. A second explosion knocks Mihoshi into the pleading women. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(moments before the first blast)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An explosion rocks the house, jolting Achika into a sitting position. "What was that?!" she asks Nobuyuki. "Just Aeka and Ryoko fighting over Tenchi. Now where were we." He lays her back down. The second explosion throws the lovers out of bed. Achika scrambles to her feet putting some clothes on. Nobuyuki sits up and asks. "Where are you going? Oh, I know, bringing up breakfast right?" Achika runs out the door. "Hurry back!" he hollers. Achika slides to a stop at the top steps. Seeing the Kaemon group helping up Tenchi Co. She worries and asks. "Is anybody hurt?" Aeka: No. Baci: No. Hastings: No. Ryoko: No. Makoto: No. Mihoshi: No. Kaemon: No. Sasami: No. Makoto: yes, uh, no, I mean No. Tenchi: No. "Then who did this?" she asks. Aeka and Ryoko fall to their knees crying. "It wasn't us lady Achika, honest!" The door to Washu's lab bursts open in a cloud of movie smoke. The mad scientist steps out in chains, heavy boots, biker leather, and dark shades. She turns to the onlookers, extends her hand and says. "Come with me if you want to live." Again sweat drops all around. A portal opens and they deiced to chance it. Winding up at the lake's edge. Washu points to up at an approaching space craft. "That looks like a GP short range patrol ship." Hastings point out. ". . . What's it doing this far out?" Kaemon muses. ". . . Why isn't it slowing?" Ryoko muses. ". . . Because it's out of fuel. Everyone back in the house!" Kiyone yells. They scream in their mad rush to safety. Kaemon stops. "Why don't we use the portal?!" "Everyone, back in the portal!" Kiyone commands them. The ship fires two shots, wiping out the portal. "Everyone, back into the house!" commands Kiyone. Sasami stops. "It's aiming for the lake!" "Oh no! Yagami!" The detectives cries. Everyone motions for the ship not to enter the lake, instead it crashes into the lake shore. The Masaki clan slowly move toward the smoking, crippled space craft. A pink light jumps from the ship, landing a few yards from the newly startled group. It disappears leaving behind a tall, well built man with a bag in his left hand and a GP spacial issue gun in the right. He scans the Masaki clan, stopping on Kaemon. "Well, well, well. Though you could give me the slip and jump town, huh?" "Uh, no, we left you a note McCloud, we just were hoping you wouldn't find it so soon." Makoto hesitates. "Oh, ok. I broth your stuff." McCloud searches his pockets, pulling out what resembles a GP cube with multi colored sides, and tosses it to Kaemon. Kaemon gives him a look of disbelief. "How did you get this?" "Your place blew up." The Kaemon group face fault. "HUH?" "It started with all those compressed wet hay barrels you keep storing there. Someone left the heater on, and you know the rest. Boom." "Um, question." Hastings raises his hand. "We appreciate your unselfish act of coming this far out just to return our cube, but what will you do now that it's over?" ". . . what are you stupid!? I'm gonna shadow you five criminals until one of us dies or you turn your selves' in!" Kiyone jumps up. "I'm detective first class Kiyone Makibi and this is-" Mihoshi steps up, flashes everyone her badge again. "Commander of the SFIU, and I have volunteered to take on this case and I am determined to get to the bottom of it if it's the last thing I do." "Mihoshi . . ." McCloud scratches his head. "Oh yeah! Mihoshi! I read your report, now I can't find the restrooms on D level." Kiyone butts in. "Who are you, and what have these people done to have a GP officer follow them, that is, if you are a GP officer?" "You don't think I'm a GP agent? Then I'll tell you my story of-" "Oh no!" Tenchi looks at his watch. "We're going to be late for work!" Tenchi Co. leaves in a mad rush to the house. Baci taps McCloud on the shoulder. "What do you think of Kaemon's body?" Kaemon strikes a pose. ". . . new hair cut?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The final school bell rings a last call for students to be released from its prison walls back to their free lives as homosapiens. Three of these have been labeled Kielli, Evroma, and Sasami. These are of the feminine type and full of life. They appear to be in gaged in conversation using their native tongue. Why don't we listen in? "Ask him." Kielli pressers Sasami to ask out Yokiuu. "No." Has been her answer for the past hour. "Ask him." "No." "Ask him." "No." "Ask him!" "No!" "Ask him!" "And what if I do ask him, where are we going to go?" "Take him to the movies." Evroma suggests. "Oh great, sit in a large dark room full of people for two hours." Sasami lays the sarcasms thick. "Then take him to that one movie, it has a lot of day time scenes." Evroma continues to cokes Sasami out of her shell. "Which one?" Kielli asks. "It's that movie with those two cute guys who want to destroy the world and the house wife's got to stop them with the two grungy guys." "Yeah, yeah! With that other guy." "Yeah that's the one!" "Hey! We're talking about me! Not some dumb movie!" Sasami pouts. The two girls skip over and ask simultaneously. "Are you going to ask him out?" "No!" she turns away. They hang their heads. "She's hopeless." Kielli sighs. Evroma looks up. "There he is." She points off in the distends. Sasami's heart skips beat after hearing those word. She looks to see Yokiuu walking away, his movement effortlessly like a cat. She grins, how much she want's to tell him that just to speak his name can send her to the serenity of heaven, yet so afraid of his rejection that could open the chaos of hell upon her heart. "Poor guy, living so far away from town, doesn't know a lot of people either." Kielli whispers. "And he always walks home, alone, every day, alone." Evroma whispers. Sasami whips around. "I can hear you." She hisses at the two grinning girls. Sasami sees her third friend Kimmy. She waves her book bag trying to catch her attention. Suddenly she feels a great weight lift from her arm. Looking up she watches her Health, Geometry, and Math books sail through the air, landing a few yards from her, except for the Math book which continued to fly some yards farther before hitting Yokiuu in the head. Evroma, Kielli, and Kimmy cry out. "Oh my God! You killed him!" Sasami sprints over to him holding back a flood gate of tears. "I am so sorry, are you hurt?" "I'm fine." He rubs his head. "I think this is yours Sasami." Handing back her book. "Y-you know my name?" He opens the book and shows her, her name. Sasami turns an embarrassed shade of red as she takes back her book. "Thank you for this . . . strange meeting." Yokiuu picks up his book bag. "See you in school tomorrow Sasami." He walks away. Sasami's mind screams out for her to stop him. But how? What can she do? He walks farther away. Her mind races to find something, anything that will stop him from leaving her. A strange intoxicating wave of peace numbs her body. In a daze her mouth opens uncontrollably, and cannot hear the seven exotic words escape her. "Do you want to see a movie?" Yokiuu turns slowly with a puzzled look across his face. "You speak English?" Sasami, realizing what she has done, drops her book and covers her mouth all the while turning a new shade of embarrassing red. She shakes her head ‘yes'. "Oh, that's cool. What movie do you want to see?" Her eyes widen. "You want to see a movie with me?" she asks despite her hand muffling her voice. "Yeah." "Really?" "Why? Is there something wrong?" "No, no, no. I, I, I . . . I have to call home, and tell them, . . . my family, I'm going to be late." "Ok." "I'll be back." She walks away screaming in her head ‘I did it! I did it! I did it!' then faints. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Narah has finally risen to the world of the wake. Beautiful senses tickle her nose, signaling her stomach to ask for food. "Patience my pet, patience." She lovingly rubs her stomach. Following the senses back to its source in the kitchen she dose not find a young girl slaving over a hot stove, but an older woman cooking over a simmering pot. Oh well, at least some sort of food is being made. "Good morning Lady Achika. When is breakfast?" she cheerfully asks. "Good after noon and hours ago." Achika smiles. "Hours?" a tone of sadness seeps from Narah's voice. "Yes. I'm sorry there are no leftovers, but lunch will be ready soon if you'll wait." "Ok." She mopes. "Your friends are with Ryu-ki." "Ryo-oh-ki." She corrects her. "That's right, Ryo-oh-ki, they're outside if your looking for them." "Thank you Lady Achika. Good bye." "Good bye." Achika returns to the task at hand. Sure enough, right out side the house was the Kaemon group with Ryo-oh-ki hooked up to an decimeter. Narah places her hands on her hips. "What are you four doing with her?" "We are trying to decipher her language." Kaemon pets Ryo-oh-ki. "What language? All she can say is ‘meow'." "That's what we thought until we heard that there are people in America who can carry on whole conversations using just the word ‘dude'." "Meow!" "That's right! Isn't she cute?" Kaemon hugs Ryo-oh-ki. Narah sadly shakes her head. "We meet again Narah." McCloud steps out onto the porch. Narah spins around, her eyes grow to saucer size. She shrieks and stumbles backwards off the porch. "Meow?" "No, not at all." Hastings sighs. * * * The family of Masaki (minus Sasami) prepares themselves for a tail of lies, betrayal, and deception. But before they watch the movie they'll listen to McCloud read off the Kaemon group's criminal record. The look of the living room resembles that of a court room. Tenchi Co. seated on the couch and floor. Across from them sits The Kaemon group behind a long table with McCloud paces between the two sets. "Get on with it!" everyone screams. He clears his throat. "As you already know, I am Spacial Operative Agent: McCloud Krin. I was assigned to infiltrate and obtain information from these five on various criminal acts committed during their life spans. I will start with, . . . Makoto." All eyes shift to the one named ‘Makoto'. The man looks over his shoulder. "Grand theft of two Galaxy Police patrol ships." Mihoshi and Kiyone are taken aback as Makoto takes a bow. "Hastings. illegal net work computer hacking and head of a software piracy ring." Hastings reclines in his chair. "Good times, good times." "Narah. Threw her shoe at a Jurin ambassador." Ryoko bursts out laughing. Aeka jams a hand full of rice crackers in Ryoko's gaping maw. "Baci." Baci slams her hands on the table. "Why do you do this McCloud?! Why do you tell them what we were?" "Because it's what you are and what you will forever be, criminals." "But we're not like that anymore." she pleas with tear lines down her cheeks. "Why must you tell them this?! Every where we go! You tell them and they throw us out! Why must you do this?!" "You should have thought of that before you started protrusion." Tenchi Co. gasps at the words that exited McCloud breath. Baci sees the looks on their face. The terrible secret is finally exposed to them. She had prayer last night that they would not find out about her past, but it is already too late, now they know. She sobs loudly, not even bothering to collapse in her chair. Narah takes Baci into her arms and shoots McCloud a hateful glare. McCloud folds his arms. "I'm sorry Baci, but they have a right to know." Kaemon slams his fist against the table. "That is enough Krin! You know very well of our criminal past! And you know as well as us that Baci was put out on the streets at the age of four, she sold her body till she was 14, then was sold into a sex ring until she could buy her way out at 17. So if you're going to tell them, tell them everything!" "That's insignificant information. I have to explain your criminal back ground, not your life's back ground." He waves him off. Kaemon produces an energy ball, threading him with it. "You cold hearted bastard. I should have killed you when I had the chance." Mihoshi points her gun at Kaemon. "I won't do that if I were you, killing a GP Agent is punishability by immediate death." "See Kaemon. The law is on my side, you can't touch me. And there's nothing you can-do about it." McCloud gleams a wicked smile. Ryoko's energy blade comes an inch from his neck. "Oh but I can Mr. Krin and there's nothing you can do about it." Tenchi tries to shout over Baci's sobbing. "Stop! Everyone! This is getting out of hand! No one is going to kill anybody, not today, not ever, and especially not in this house! You understand!?" "Yes Lord Tenchi." Is their response. Washu claps her hands. "Very well done, we should start a dinner cabaret. Now I draw your attention to the approaching Jurin ship." "What? Here? Now?" Aeka trips on her way to the door with Kiyone, Kaemon, Ryoko, Ryo-oh-ki, Makoto, Mihoshi, McCloud, and Hastings in tow. "Why me?" Tenchi sighs before joining the precession. Narah consoles the crying woman Baci with soothing words like the kind a mother would tell her daughter. "It's all right Baci, everything will be all right. I promise." Achika slowly approaches the two and cannot help but feel sorry. They are not what they were, they no longer have their heart for it, yet it still hangs over them. She puts her hand on Baci's shoulder. Baci pulls her face from Narah's shoulder. Her tear burnt eyes' look squarely into Achika's. "You want us to leave, don't you?" Achika shakes her head ‘no'. "I won't judge you for what happened in your past, because you can't change that. You can only change your hearts, and I can see you have succeeded in doing so. You have a home here now." So few people have shown such kindness toward her as Achika has. Tears of joy rain from Baci as she hugs Achika tightly. Achika returns the hug and can see Narah mouth the words ‘thank you Lady Achika' as her own joy flowing down her cheeks. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "That is not of the imperial Jurin fleet or any of the lower houses for that matter. Come to think of it I've never seen a ship like that at all. Have you?" Aeka asks her guardians. "No, I have never seen a ship such as that one." Azaka answers. "Neither have I. We're sorry we couldn't have been more help princess Aeka." Kamadaki answers. "Do you know what it is Ms. Washu?" Tenchi asks the frantically typing scientist. "It is an unregistered Jurin ship and it won't answer my calls. That is all I know." Mihoshi puts a finger to her chin. "Hmm, Jurin ships and unregistered space crafts. This case is getting more twisted by the minute. You should let me do all the thinking Kiyone, your brain might handle it." Kiyone grinds her teeth. Ryoko asks. "Hey! Why doesn't someone ask me?" "Because your opinion is as appreciable as a pustule." Aeka spats. "Like the one on your face?" Ryoko returns the viable attack. Aeka covers her face. "You lie!" she shrieks. "Hold still I'm gonna pop it." She pokes her in the nose. Aeka holds her nose. "Ow! Brainless monster woman!" "I'm sorry Aeka, I thought it was a gigantic pimple growing out of your face." Aeka pulls on Ryoko's bangs, which sparks the fight, that brings Tenchi to stop the fight, that scarce the cat, that killed the rat, that ate the malt, that lay in the house that Jack built. The Jurin ship, no bigger than the Masaki home, eases its way closer to earth. Its trim body barley touching the tree tops. It seems it has chosen the large open carrot fields as a landing spot. "I think you should bring Mouser down." McCloud tells Kaemon. "I was thinking that too." He sighs. "Meow meow?" Ryo-oh-ki asks Makoto. "Kill each other? No, McCloud and Kaemon have their tiffs but not so much as to kill each other." "Meow." Kaemon types a couple of keys on his laptop, his cube floats out of a small dimensional pocket. He punches some more keys. Colored lights flash from the cube as it rotates with blinding speed. It freezes and hops back in the pocket leaving a quickly materializing portable antiaircraft gun behind. "Hastings." Hastings nods and holsters the gun. He picks his mark, then charges a large golden energy ball at the gun's tip. With a loud bang, the energy ball rockets toward the ship, hitting under neath the tail end with a monstrous blast. Tree tops snap and black smoke pores from the rapidly descending wounded Jurin ship, as it tries desperately tries to land in the carrot fields. "MEOW! MEOW MEOW MEOW!" Ryo-oh-ki panics. Washu checks one of her many hovering screens. "By my calculation of the ship's velocity, mass, gravitational pull of the earth, wind speed, and the cost of carrots at the market. It will over shoot its desired landing mark and land in the second floor bath room sink." "Meow." Ryo-oh-ki sighs relief as everyone face faults. The Masaki clan lets out all the fire power they can muster on the approaching ship. "Meow!?" The ship slows dramatically over the carrot fields. "Meow!!" The ship nose is the first to plummet in the fields with dust and smoke bellowing out into the evening air, blurring the vision of the Masaki clan. When the dust and smoke faded, the Jurin ship stood in the fields with its nose in the ground and tail in the air. "MMMEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" is Ryo-oh-ki's last word before fainting in Makoto's arms. "Ryo-oh-ki?, Ryo-oh-ki?!, are you all right? Say something." Makoto shakes the small cabitt. A hatch door pops open on the downed ship, a minute later a woman falls out startling the group. The woman takes a look at the ship, turns to them and yells. "Look at what you did to my ship you detested piece of your mothers' foul smelling, puss spewing, diseased rectum!" "Friend of your's?" Tenchi asks Kaemon. "Sadly yes." He replies. Makoto yells back at the woman. "Quit your sniveling you moss haired, snot eating old hag." The woman screams with rage. She pulls out a Tenchiken like handle and activates its blue light blade, then rushes them at an alarming speed. "Azaka, Kamadaki, stop her!" Aeka orders her guardians. "Yes ma'am!" the two logs fly off chanting their battle cry. "Here we go, here we go." The woman slams face first into the guardians' shield only 10 feet from the princess. She drops to her knees rubbing the sting from her face. Aeka pushes pass Azaka and Kamadaki, picking up the woman's fallen Tenchiken. "You have Jurin blood?" she asks with a hint of disbelief in her voice. "Yeah! And what's it to you?!" the woman hisses before seeing who it is. " . . . Pr-Princess Aeka!" the woman bows deeply, covering her head. "I'm sorry Princess Aeka. If only I had known it was you, I won't have been so fresh. I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me princess!" Aeka receives a sweat drop, then Ryoko butts in. "Aeka! I am ashamed of you! Having this girl executed just for not recognizing you is beneath you." "Shut up you insinuating maggot! I am not going to execute her!" "Yes ma'am!" the two logs chime, missing the point of the conversation. "NO!" Aeka screams, covering the woman. * * * "My name is Elysim Clevra." "We nick named her Mouser." Makoto cuts off the woman. She ignores him. "I am a descendant from the house of Clevra on the planet Juri." "The house of Clevra is very loyal to the Imperial house of Juri." Aeka states. "That's correct princess. Thank you." Elysim bows her head. Ryoko groans at the site. "I've come on a small vendetta from the bank of Juri. 8 years ago the bank was robbed of 308 billion dollars. As a bounty hunter they hired me to retrieve the money and bring the pirates back to Juri for sentencing. During my searches I crossed paths with Kaemon and his groupies and-" "And I'll explain the rest." Hastings cuts off Elysim. "We were seen in the bank three hours before it was robbed and we left Juri 8 hours after the money was lifted. Elysim looked over our criminal records and found we where the perfect suspects in this case, and to this day she still thinks we stole the money, even though she has zero evidence. And if we did steal that much money, do you think we would have payed for your silence, then spent the rest?" He asks her. Kiyone puts the pieces together. "So that's why McCloud has been shadowing you for so long." "Exactly. You're a lot smarter than you look Ms. Kiyone." "Kaemon. How long will it take for you to repair my ship." Elysim asks. He takes a long look at her downed ship. "Your ship is totaled Elysim. You're stuck here, with us, them, and a little cabbit." "NOOOOOO! Not you! , Not them! , Not a . . . uh, . . . what IS a cabbit any ways?" "Oh please Lord Tenchi, may Elysim stay with us?, she has no where else to go." Aeka stares Tenchi down with her sparkling eyes attack. "Uh, I . . . can't see why not." Tenchi nervously rubs the back of his neck. "Oh Lord Tenchi you're so Nobel." She wraps her arms around him. Ryoko goes to brake up the embrace. Mihoshi shouts. "Ok everybody, I think I have this case solved." Everyone stares at her confused. "Now to understand who did it, I'll have to take you back to the year 1492." * * * "And that's how it happened. Case closed." She dusts her hands as everyone collapses. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Achika pours some tea for Narah, then stops staring into space. "Is something wrong Lady Achika?" Baci asks. "No, I just had a strange feeling I forgot something." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nobuyuki pokes his head out of the bedroom. "Achika?" so this is the 4th of my story, which means i'm half way finished. tell me what you think of the story so far, and all tell me if you like the insults at mr.jack_danels@excite.com i appreciate your comments, (pre-readers, anybody, hello) and i'm still waiting for that damn map you s o bs.