All characters are property of AIC/Pioneer No Need For An Ominous Presence Chapter 5: No Need For Compunction By Misanthrope The moon and stars shone brightly through a break in an ominous cloud cover that was fast advancing. Inside the Masaki household, Katsuhito, Ayeka, Tenchi, Sasami and a groggy Mihoshi sat at a dinner table packed with food from yet another dinner prepared by the resourceful younger princess of Jurai. Mihoshi yawned loudly as she helped herself to a large serving of Sasami's Tempura fried seafood and veggies. "I really appreciate you coming to wake me Sasami." Mihoshi remarked with yet another yawn. "Oh! It's no problem at all!" Sasami responded with a bright smile. "I know how tired you must be after staying up all night working so hard!" Sasami stated sympathetically. Ayeka snorted derisively in response to Sasami's remark. "Another hard night's napping on the console of the Youkinojo while intergalactic crime rages on unabated?" queried the crown princess of Jurai sarcastically. Mihoshi's eyes widened in shock and indignation. "I'll have you know that being a GP Detective is very hard work and requires constant vigil and lightning quick reflexes!" Mihoshi argued in her defense, forcing each syllable through a mouthful of tempura fried veggies and prawn.. "Yes, it must be a never ending battle to stop all the crimes being perpetrated by intergalactic criminals outside earth's atmosphere." Ayeka noted dryly. Mihoshi blinked several times as she regarded Ayeka with a blank look on her face. "You mean. . ." Mihoshi began apprehensively, ". . .there are real intergalactic criminals out there!?" Mihoshi finished with alarm. Ayeka's face faulted in response to Mihoshi's ingenuous display of distress. "Mihoshi, whatever do you mean. . ." Ayeka asked through gritted teeth with poorly concealed frustration. "Well. . ." Mihoshi began with a gulp, ". . .my commander assured me that this part of the galaxy was virtually crime free." Ayeka sat shaking her head in disbelief. . ."Oh silly me. . ." Ayeka noted sarcastically, ". . .and all this time I thought this part of the galaxy was a veritable hotbed of intergalactic criminal activity." Mihoshi straightened her posture proudly in response to Ayeka's apparent concession of her ignorance, "It's easy for an individual such as yourself who is not well informed about intergalactic crime to be mistaken about such things." Mihoshi assured with understanding. Ayeka shook her head one last time and stuffed her face with a mouthful of deep fried prawn to prevent herself from further embarrassing Mihoshi. As much as Ayeka enjoyed taking advantage of Mihoshi's na‹ve nature, it was far too easy to be of any real sport to her. "However, you can be rest assured princess, that if any criminals do become a threat to us here on earth, I'll be here to take care of it!" Mishoshi said with finality before beginning to hungrily stuff her face with rice. "I'll sleep easier knowing that." Ayeka responded with a wry smile after gulping her mouthful of prawn. Ayeka looked for some amused understanding on the face of Tenchi regarding Mihoshi's ignorant nature, but found none. Tenchi sat with an absent look on his face as he picked at his rice with his chopsticks. Ayeka sighed with disappointment, usually Mihoshi's inane behavior was enough to provoke a chuckle or amused grin from Tenchi, but this evening Tenchi didn't even act as though he was aware of Mihoshi's presence. Whenever no one else could appreciate Ayeka's exploitation of Mihoshi's shortcomings for amusement, she could always depend upon Ryoko. A few innocent verbal traps set by herself and Ryoko to make a fool of Mihoshi would quickly become an intense competition between the two of them as they struggled to see who could make the biggest ass of Mihoshi. Although Tenchi often scolded her and Ryoko for their cruelty to Mihoshi, to the two of them, it was still worthwhile sport. Ayeka's face that had been brightened by a nostalgic grin was darkened by a scowl as thoughts of competition with Ryoko reminded her of less than pleasant aspects of their tenuous relationship. "She may have a decent sense of humor. . ." Ayeka thought to herself with contempt, ". . .but that by no means precludes her from being an impertinent scoundrel." "Is there something on your mind Ayeka," Katsuhito began pleasantly, "you've grown quite quiet." "Oh. . .uh . . .Yosho." Ayeka stammered as she shook her head to clear her mind, "No, nothing at all. Ayeka responded uneasily. "Hmmmmm. . ." Katsuhito droned. "And what about you Tenchi, you haven't eaten a bite of Sasami's wonderful meal, are you sick?" Tenchi straightened his posture and looked over to Sasami, "I'm sorry Sasami, I'm sure it's a wonderful meal, but I just don't have an appetite. If you'll excuse me." Tenchi finished respectfully. Sasami responded with a disappointed expression as Tenchi stood up from his place at the table, but quickly replaced it with an understanding grin. One of Sasami's favorite parts of dinner was watching Tenchi as he enjoyed her cooking, but she understood that it had been a difficult day for everyone. Tenchi began to make his way for the stairs but was stopped by Katsuhito's stern voice, "TENCHI!" Katsuhito called after him. Tenchi wearily turned to regard his grandfather who had his back turned to him as he sat at the table. "Yes Grandfather?" Tenchi asked, making no effort to hide his lack of enthusiasm. "I would like you to go downstairs and try to relieve Washu, I'm sure she's hungry, and despite what she says, I don't think Ryoko should be left alone right now. I would like you to keep an eye on Ryoko while Washu finishes her dinner." Ayeka tensed in response to Katsuhito's request, but she remained silent as she sipped her tea and regarded Tenchi. Tenchi's shoulders slumped in response to the mention of Ryoko's name, "Yes Grandfather." Tenchi responded with defeat as he began to drag his feet towards the door to Washu's lab. "Teeeennnnchiiiii!" Katsuhito yelled in a stern crescendo as Tenchi stopped in his tracks. "Where is the Master Key boy!?" Katsuhito asked poignantly. Tenchi flinched and he cursed himself for forgetting about the sword after his grandfather had just berated him for not taking proper care of it. Without a word, Tenchi made his way for the door that lead to the basement stairs. Mihoshi sat regarding Katsuhito with a puzzled look as she nibbled on a piece of rice that had been stuck to her chopstick. "What's wrong with Ryoko?" Mihoshi asked inquisitively. Before Katsuhito could respond, Ayeka was already answering her question, "Don't tell me you didn't notice that significant draft originating from upstairs?" Ayeka asked incredulously. "Ummm. . .I just woke up. . ." Mihoshi responded guiltily in a high-pitched shaky voice. "And I don't suppose you noticed the absence of a large portion of the living room floor when you came in?" Ayeka asked with skepticism. "Ummmm. . .nooo. . . I came straight in here after Sasami woke me up. . ." Mishoshi responded uneasily. "If an entire mob of intergalactic villainy had descended upon this house and razed it to the ground, the only thing that would have been left undisturbed, would be your nap." Ayeka said in an accusatory tone. "Well. . . I . . .ummmm. . .I was tired." Mihoshi said defensively, her voice broken up with small high pitched sobs." "Mihoshi, would you please pull yourself together!" Ayeka pleaded with irritation. "I'm. . .*sniff*. . .I'm s-or-or-or-y. . .*sniff*. . .is. . .*sniff*. . is Ryoko. . .is she. . .*sob*. . .is she hurt?" Mihoshi asked with alarm, her voice undulating awkwardly in between sobs." Ryoko will be fine!" Ayeka snorted, "Considering the way Tenchi's room looked after she was through with it, she's lucky she's in one piece!" "Is Ryoko mad?" Mihoshi asked uneasily, the calm returning to her voice. "Yes, I would most certainly say that Ryoko is 'mad,' though not in the sense that you're thinking of." Ayeka responded derisively. "Oh. . . ." Mihoshi responded in confusion. Ayeka excused herself from the table and went to the kitchen for some "special tea" to help calm her nerves. Explaining anything to Mihoshi was always a tremendous test to Ayeka's patience. In most instances, it was all Ayeka could do to not attempt to beat some measure of understanding into Mihoshi's thick skull with her bear hands. Ayeka strode up to the cabinet in which the sake was kept and proceeded to open the door which was already ajar. As Ayeka opened the cabinet door, her eyes widened in surprise and she reached out urgently to try and catch a bottle of sake that fell from the cabinet. The bottle of sake rolled off the tips of Ayeka's fingers and crashed onto the floor. A large puddle of sake spread over the kitchen floor, soaking Ayeka's socks. Ayeka growled in frustration until a curious look spread over her face as she looked up to the cabinet to see what looked like an endless supply of sake. "Is everything all right?" Katsuhito spoke up from the other room. "Yes I'm fine," Ayeka replied absently as she continued to regard the large supply of sake, "just a slight accident." "Well," Ayeka thought to herself haughtily, "it appears the gems weren't the only thing that Ryoko had intended to pilfer today." Ryoko went to a drawer in the kitchen and grabbed a large stack of rags to begin soaking up the mess. As Ayeka knelt down to begin cleaning up the spilt sake, she was startled by a voice from the entrance to the kitchen, "Ayeka, wait." Tenchi said with concern. "Oh, lord Tenchi." Ayeka responded with surprise as she fought back a blush from embarrassment of her predicament and from flattery in response to Tenchi's thoughtful smile. "Please, Ayeka, you're liable to cut yourself on the glass, and the sake is soaking into your kimono. Allow me." Tenchi said with a thoughtful smile as he knelt down and took the rags from Ayeka. Ayeka could only blush and stammer a few words of bewildered appreciation in response to such a kind, gentlemen's gesture from Tenchi. Ayeka stood up and took a few steps back as Tenchi diligently laid rags about the puddle of spilled sake and began to carefully pick pieces of broken glass from the floor and place them in the palm of his hand. "I thank you Tenchi, please be careful with that sharp glass." Ayeka said with sincerity. Tenchi continued to pick large pieces of broken glass from the floor while on his knees as Ayeka watched with a thoughtful look on her face. When Tenchi had finished picking up all of the large pieces, he carried them over to the trash. Ayeka bent over to begin scooping up the soaked up rags but was stopped by Tenchi's protests. "Please Ayeka, don't trouble yourself, let me finish this for you." Tenchi implored earnestly. "Tenchi, I simply couldn't. . ." Ayeka began before being cut off. "Here." Tenchi said, as he reached up to the cabinet full of sake, opened it, and pulled out a bottle for Ayeka. "Please Ayeka, it's been a long day for both of us, take this and go relax, I'll take care of this mess." "Tenchi, that is so thoughtful of you." Ayeka responded, her eyes glimmering with excitement in response to a genuine display of concern and affection from Tenchi. "Tenchi, I'm going to finish my dinner and make a trip to the onsen to relax, I thank you for taking care of this for me." Ayeka said with a slight bow. "Ayeka." Tenchi replied just as Ayeka was about to turn and leave. "Yes Tenchi?" Ayeka asked urgently with a hopeful look upon her face. "I enjoyed our time together today." Tenchi said with sincerity. Ayeka's face seemed to radiate in response to Tenchi's earnest claim, "Yes Tenchi, I did as well, I hope we have a chance to enjoy each other's time in private again sometime soon." Ayeka responded hopefully. "Ayeka, if you're planning to take that tea to the onsen, perhaps you wouldn't mind if I joined you when I'm finished here, I could use a nice bath after the disaster we just went through." Tenchi said with a smile. Ayeka's eyes widened in shock and elation as she suppressed a cry of pure glee. Ayeka could hardly believe her ears as her her heart and mind raced in unison. It was almost too much for Ayeka to bear, not only had Tenchi expressed true concern and affection for her, but here he was actually REQUESTING to join Ayeka for a bath as if he hadn't a shred of modesty in him. "Yes. . .I. . .I. . . .uh. . ." Ayeka stammered before Tenchi interjected. "Miss Ayeka, if that idea makes you uncomfortable, or you would rather have your time in the bath to yourself that's fi. . ." Tenchi began respectfully before Ayeka cut him off. "No! No of course not Tenchi, I would love to have your company for tea, please, when you are finished come join me!" Ayeka said with ebullient enthusiasm as her face glowed red with excitement and joy. Ayeka spun on her heel and walked straight past the dinner table and her plate full of food. "Ummmm. . . Miss Ayeka?" Mishoshi asked in her usual tentative manner in an attempt to get Ayeka's attention. Ayeka strode past the table with a noticeably enthusiastic bounce to her step and a look of pure glee on her face as she made her way to the stairs with the bottle of sake. Katsuhito seemed to take no notice as he sipped his tea. "Wellllll. . ." Mihoshi began carefully, ". . .I suppose if Ayeka isn't going to finish her dinner she wouldn't mind if I. . ." Mihoshi said as she slowly reached for Ayeka's plate before being scolded by Sasami. "Mihoshi, save that extra for Ryoko, you've already had a lot, and Ryoko's had a tough day, she'll be hungry!" Sasami stated assertively. "Oh. . ." Mihoshi responded in a fashion that was a cross between a sob and groan as she retracted her eager hands guiltily. "Miya!" Ryo-ohki chimed eagerly from atop Sasami's head. "Oh all right, I haven't forgotten you." Sasami said with a giggle as she reached into the pile of Tempura battered foods and pulled out a giant deep fried carrot. "Miya!" Ryo-ohki chimed enthusiastically as she hopped down from her spot on Sasami's head and onto the table where she began to hungrily munch on the crispy fried carrot. Sasami giggled happily in response to the cabbit's enthusiasm and didn't notice Ayeka as she came up behind Mihoshi who was sitting across from Katsuhito. Ayeka, with a towel and bathing suit held under her arm and a bottle of sake in her hand reached out with her free hand and grabbed Mihoshi on the right shoulder. Mihoshi let out a startled yell of fright in response to Ayeka's gesture and threw her arms out wide, spilling a cup of tea and knocking a few pieces of Tempura from the plate and onto the floor. Mihoshi craned her head to the right urgently to identify what had landed on her shoulder. "Mihoshi!" Ayeka yelled in alarm as she yanked her hand away from Mihoshi's shoulder, "Please control yourself, I was merely trying to get your attention!" Ayeka snapped in frustration. "Ohhhh. . .Miss Ayeka, I'm so sorry, you scared me!" Mihoshi said as she wiped her brow in relief. "Hmmmmmm. . ." Katsuhito sighed monotonously. "I've had enough excitement for one night, I think I'll excuse myself before I get myself mixed up in any more of the confusion around this place." Katsuhito sighed wearily as he stood up. "Ohhhhh. . ." Mihoshi moaned guiltily as she looked at the tea that had spilt down the front Katsuhito's kimono from Mihoshi's spill. "I'm so sorry honorable grandfather!" Mihoshi stated earnestly. "That is quite all right Mihoshi, it was an accident, and I have plenty more kimonos. You need not worry about a matter this trivial." Katsuhito said thoughtfully as he made his way to the front door. "Oops." Mihoshi groaned under her breath as she watched Katsuhito make his way out the front door. Ayeka sighed wearily in response to the difficult blonde seated below her before speaking up, "Mihoshi, I must speak with you." "Oh of course. . .ummmm. . .Ayeka?" Mihoshi asked hesitantly, an innocent look upon her face. "What is it?" Ayeka asked impatiently. "Well, I see you didn't finish your dinner, and if you aren't going to finish it, Sasami was going to save it for Ryoko. . ." Mihoshi began hesitantly. "What is your point Mihoshi!?" Ayeka snapped. "Well, I just figured that if you were to choose between myself and Ryoko, considering the two of you don't get along so well, that you would rather it be ME who ate the. . ." "Mihoshi!" Sasami scolded from across the table. "Sorry." Mihoshi choked in a shameful voice. "What on earth are you going on abou. . ." Ayeka asked in frustration before Sasami cut her off. "Don't mind her Ayeka, go ahead and tell Mihoshi whatever it is you wanted to tell her." Sasami said as she regarded her sister with curiosity. "Actually, Sasami, I would like to speak to Mihoshi in private." There were a few moments of silence as Sasami sat regarding her sister before Ayeka spoke up once more. "Sasami?" Ayeka prompted. "Ohhhh. . .I get it." Sasami said with disappointment as she stood up. "Come on Ryo-ohki." Sasami said. Ryo-ohki who was lying on her back in contentment after gorging on Tempura fried carrot, righted herself and began to scale up the back of Sasami's kimono with her sharp claws. Sasami giggled as the cabbit scaled her way up Sasami's back and hopped atop her usual perch on Sasami's head. "I'll go ahead and start on the dishes," Sasami began, "Mihoshi, would you mind clearing the table when the two of you are finished?" Sasami asked. "Yes, of course!" Mihoshi responded happily as Sasami made her way for the kitchen. "What was it you wanted to talk to me about Ayeka?" Mihoshi asked curiously. "I want to discuss with you a manner of great importance Mihoshi, so please make yourself comfortable and listen very carefully." Ayeka said in all seriousness. "Ohhhhh. . ." Mihoshi responded gravely. Ayeka kneeled down at the table across from Mihoshi and cleared her throat. Mihoshi sat regarding Ayeka with a blank look on her face as she munched a piece of Tempura fried prawn that she had grabbed from the large plate in the middle of the table. Ayeka arched one eyebrow as she regarded Mihoshi, "Aren't we supposed to be saving the left over Tempura for Ryoko?" Ayeka asked accusingly. Mishoshi hungrily stuffed the uneaten portion of the prawn into her mouth in response to Ayeka's query and tried to respond, "*mmmfff*. . .oh. . .*chomp* . . .*smack*. . .yeah. . .*gulp*. . .oops." Ayeka shook her head as she regarded Mihoshi with an incredulous look. Mihoshi stared back at Ayeka with a feigned look of innocence and a sheepish grin. "Mihoshi, we need to have a serious talk about your responsibilities as a Galaxy Police Detective." Ayeka said gravely. "Oh!" Mihoshi blurted out in alarm, "I really tried hard not to crash this morning, really I did, and I am getting better, I've just never been very good. . ." Mihoshi raved guiltily before Ayeka interjected. "Mihoshi!" Ayeka snapped angrily. Mihoshi abruptly stopped pleading in her defense and regarded Ayeka with her mouth hanging open. "This has nothing to with your obvious inability to properly fly a space craft!" Ayeka snapped in agitation. "Now waitaminnit!" Mihoshi retorted with indignation. "Could we just forget about your ship for now so we can get this over with!?" Ayeka yelled as she slammed her fist down on the table, her nerves frayed by the relentless attrition of Mihoshi's incessant babbling. "Ummmm. . .sorry. . ." Mihoshi responded in shame. "Now Mihoshi, what I'm about to tell you, you may find hard to take, but I need you to be strong and take what it is that I have to say very seriously." Ayeka implored as she bore down on Mihoshi with a stern glare. "Ummm. . .what is it Miss Ayeka?" Mihoshi asked with apprehension. "The both of us are familiar with Ryoko's past obliquity and exploits as a villainous space pirate." Ayeka began in a serious tone. "Ummm. . .Miss Ayeka?" Mihoshi asked hesitantly. "What is it?" Ayeka sighed with resignation. "What's obliquity?" Mihoshi asked in a puzzled voice. Ayeka arched an eyebrow at Mihoshi and cast her a frustrated look, "Would you never mind that! Go look it up in a dictionary! Now pay attention!" Ayeka snapped in agitiation. "Sorry. . ." Mihoshi said sheepishly. "What Ryoko did today proves her complete inability to reform and put her dissolute ways behind her!" Ayeka said emphatically. "She did what again?" Mihoshi asked in confusion. Ayeka reached across the table and grabbed Mihoshi by the collar of her turtle neck sweater and began to shake her violently. "SHE NEARLY KILLED LORD TENCHI AND MYSELF AND SHE DESTROYED TENCHI'S ROOM!!!" Ayeka screamed incredulously as she continued to shake Mihoshi violently. Mihoshi began to sob uncontrollably as Ayeka shook her. "I-I-I I-I'M S-S-S-S-S-S-S-O-O-O-O-O-R-R-R-R-R-Y" Mihoshi responded in a shaky voice choked with sobs. Ayeka relinquished her grip on Mihoshi's collar and tried to compose herself. "I apologize for that Mihoshi, but sometimes I feel that there is no other alternative to physical force when it comes to trying to explain something to you." Ayeka said sincerely. "Oh. . ." Mihoshi groaned in between sobs. "Ryoko caused all this trouble simply because of her shameless avarice!" Ayeka said emphatically. "Her. . .oh. . . her ummmmm. . .her what?" Mihoshi asked hesitantly as she cringed, awaiting yet another harsh scolding from Ayeka. Ayeka simply sighed and continued, "Ryoko's greed for her gems is what cause all this trouble in the first place. We all know that it is in the best interests of life everywhere that Ryoko not reacquire her other two gems." Ayeka explained. "Uh-huh." Mihoshi responded uneasily, feeling nervous about where Ayeka was taking this conversation and about what it was that Ayeka wanted from her. "Tenchi is custodian to those gems, when Ryoko attempted to steal them back, she not only disrespected Tenchi and everyone living under this roof, but endangered all our lives." Ayeka explained urgently. Mihoshi swallowed nervously as Ayeka continued. "In light of the type of atrocities that we all know Ryoko is capable of, considering her past exploits, I cannot simply disregard this behavior as as something forgivable." Ayeka asserted haughtily. Mihoshi continued to regard Ayeka nervously. "As the crown princess of Jurai, it is my duty to mitigate the danger that Ryoko poses to life everywhere. Ryoko's shameless greed and disregard for the welfare of others proves her lack of willingness to reform." Ayeka stated soberly. "I'm sure Ryoko was just having a bad day." Mihoshi said absently as she stared down at the floor and reflected on her disturbing dream from that morning. "Even if that were the case Mihoshi, no day is bad enough to excuse actions as reprehensible as the one's committed by Ryoko today." Ayeka said resolutely. "It is my duty as the crown princess of Jurai to insist that you inform Galaxy Police headquarters of Ryoko's recidivism and request back up so that you may take Ryoko into custody and see that she is extradited to proper authorities." Ayeka said with finality. "But Miss Ayeka, I simply couldn't do such a thing to Ryoko! We've been living under the same roof for so long. It would be so dishonorable!" Mihoshi cried in alarm. "What Ryoko did today is dishonorable, she has brought the consequences of her actions upon herself!" Ayeka said sternly. "But Miss Ayeka! Surely there is some other way. . ." Mihoshi began before Ayeka cut her off. "There is no other way! Both you and I Mihoshi have a great deal of responsibility considering each of our unique positions, and there are many individuals who depend on us to uphold our responsibilities." Ayeka was quick to remind. Mihoshi stared down at her feet nervously as she sat with her arms wrapped around her knees as Ayeka continued. "When I insist that you begin making strides to take Ryoko into custody, I am not speaking to you as a guest of the Masaki's, I'm speaking to you as the crown princess of Jurai and as a person of greater stature and authority than yourself. I by no means intend to come across as arrogant or domineering Mihoshi, I simply feel that it is my responsibility to insure that Ryoko is prevented from becoming a danger to anyone else, or even to her self. I must see that she is taken into custody by the most qualified individuals available. . .which is why I insist that you call for back up. . ." Ayeka finished with urgency. "What will Ryoko think of us?" Mihoshi asked while shaking her head as she continued to stare at the floor. "That is not our concern Mihoshi, perhaps Ryoko should have considered such things before she put Tenchi's life in danger and razed part of his house." Ayeka said unsympathetically. "Right. . ." Mihoshi said uneasily, mortified that her dream from that morning was fast becoming a reality. "Mihoshi, I expect you to make contact with Galaxy Police headquarters right away, I am truly sorry to put you under this pressure, but it is my duty, I have no other choice." Ayeka said weakly, a noticeable measure of compunction evident in her voice. Mihoshi began to clear the table unenthusiastically, dragging her feet as she made her way for the kitchen. "I'll get right on that." 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