Ok I thought of a new idea for a series in Tenchi Muyo. Hopefully this one doesn’t blow. Also I want to do the disclaimer for this series in one episode. Tenchi Muyo is not my property (thank god! The things I would have in mind for Ryoko and Tenchi…) That and I'm stopping my series and probably just get rid of them. Blaine: What?! Dan: I’m stopping the your series as of today. Blaine: It makes no sense! Dan: I ran out of ideas, does that make sense for you now? Blaine falls over and faints. Blaine: How did I ever get stuck with this BAKA? Dan: At any rate here is the series! Tenchi Muyo! No need for more characters. Episode #1 “Who the heck are you two?” A space station orbiting around a large planet looking like Jupiter docks all sorts of ships since it first opened. All sorts of ships can be found here just as long as they paid their docking fees. One ship is just now docking. The ship activates its thrusters and stabilizes with the docking bay. Inside this ship sitting at the console is a woman with light gray hair, red eyes with no conerae (she’s not human), and about 18 years old. A screen on her view screen comes up. An old man with a scar running down the right side of his face addresses her. Old Man: Welcome to Ihsan’s Star. How long will you be staying? Woman: Get me Ishan, tell him its Sheera Reed. Old Man: Yes, hold on. Soon the old man is replaced with the face of Ishan, a sort of human but with a more bulky build. Ishan smiles and uploads the coordinates to a docking bay for more famous ships. Ishan: This one is on me, I’ll see you once you’re off of that ship. Sheera: Thanks, do you happen to know where earth is? I know it’s in this galaxy. Ishan: A new job? I’ll help out as much as I can, but you know what I want you to do in return. Sheera: [sweats] Do I have to take him? Ishan: Either that or pay for a VIP docking pass. Sheera: (Growl) All right, all right! I’ll take him along but if he gives me any grief I’ll gut him! Ishan: Sheera you’re beautiful! Sheera: [runs her hand through her hair] Tell me something I don’t know! (Ha ha ha) The ship docks and from the outside view we have now it looks like a hybrid combination between Mihoshi’s ship and Yagami but half the size of Yagami. Now we head to more familiar places, namely Okayama Japan. There, Tenchi is getting to do what he rarely gets to do at all, relax. Tenchi sits down and opens his sketchbook. The sun warms Tenchi’s back, with little effort he finds inspiration and starts to draw. A small breeze ruffles the pages of the sketchbook; Tenchi hears a light giggle belonging to Ryoko Hakubi. Ryoko: I like this one better. Few pages fly away to reveal a drawing of Tenchi and her in bed sleeping together. Tenchi {sarcastically}: I wonder who drew this one? Ryoko [As innocently as possible]: Me too. Tenchi falls over and let’s a rueful sigh. As he still lies there Tenchi looks up at the sky to see a small space ship being followed by a larger vessel. | Unknowing to them the larger vessel belongs to Sheera |. The small ship is hit by the bigger one’s laser canons, the small ship’s rear engines blow up and it starts a crash descent to earth. The larger ship satisfied with laying waste to the ship heads back to outer space. The small ship hits the earth making a big explosion setting the surrounding forest on fire. Tenchi: Ryoko, get Ryo-Ohki here and have her start putting the fire out! Ryoko: Got it! Tenchi runs off to the crash site and Ryoko calls for Ryo-Ohki via telepathic link. Soon Ryo-Ohki is over the forest drenching it with water from the lake. Tenchi stands at an area still on fire; he can see the ship that was purged from the sky. Tenchi looks at his right hand and twists the ring on it, his battle armor phases on. Tenchi: I hope this armor is fire proof... With that he leaps in to the blazing inferno and remains unharmed. Quickly Tenchi cuts his way into the ship with Tenchi-ken looking for survivors. On the floor is a young man drenched in blood, barely still conscious he manages to call for help. Tenchi picks him up and puts him over his shoulder, now Tenchi’s main concern is getting out before the wreck explodes. Ryoko teleports by Tenchi and grabs him and the injured person and flies out of the wreck and away just before it explodes one last time. One hour later the fire is out, the stranger is in Washu’s lab as she tends to his injuries. Sasami is preparing dinner the wonderful smells waft through all of the corners of the house, everyone Sits at the table and eat. Washu comes out of her lab with a smile on her face; she takes her seat next to Sasami and starts to eat. Washu looks up from her plate to see the group staring at her. Washu: What? Tenchi: Is he ok? Washu: Oh, the complete stranger. Yes he is fine; right now he just needs some rest. Ryoko: When will he wake up? I have some questions to ask. Washu: By the way I see he must be someone very disliked since he was chased here and shot out of the sky. I found some identification on him; his name is Feng Tiannai. Ayeka: Feng Tiannai, what an odd name. Sasami: What does the name mean Katsuhito? Katsuhito: Well, it means “Wolf - Sage”. Ryoko: This Feng guy seems like trouble to me. We should get rid of him soon. ** In Washu’s lab with Feng Tiannai ** Feng wakes up slowly, still groggy from the painkillers and sedatives. Feng sits on the edge of the medical table looking around for the person that had taken care of his injuries. Washu full from dinner walks back into the lab and sees Feng sitting up on the stretcher. Feng: Where am I? I remember being the wreck and somebody pulling me out of my ship. Other than that I’m at a loss. Who are you? Washu: I am the universes greatest scientist, Washu! Feng: Washu, Washu, oh yes I remember. You got kicked out of science academy for making all of those weapons of mass destruction. Washu: [sweats] Yup that’s me. Feng: Well it’s an honor to have the universes greatest genius scientist as your doctor. But I have one question. Washu: Ask. Feng: How did I heal so fast? With the best medical science from space, I would still be laid out for another seven days. Washu: Well since you were severely hurt I used an untested medical system. In your circulatory system and body, robots at a cellular level are repairing the injuries you sustained. Also I injected a protein and antibiotic rich solution to speed up the healing process. Feng: Amazing, what happens to the robots when the work is finished? Washu: They leave through the pores of your skin and return to the sterilization chamber and wait for any future use. Feng: Why don’t you submit these inventions to science academy? I’m sure that when they see what you have accomplished they would overlook your past and give you a position as a professor. Washu: I like it here. I just remembered something; I need to check the lacerations on your back. Feng: Ok. Feng takes his torn shirt off and Washu puts on some rubber gloves so she can take off the bloody bandages. When they were off the deep gashes closed up well enough for them to remain uncovered to continue to heal. Washu finds a small tattoo wolf and a barcode on the upper portion of his right shoulder. Washu: Feng what does this tattoo resemble? Feng: I don’t want to talk about it. Satisfied that the wounds healed up well enough. She brings up her console and takes down a few quick notes on new revisions on the nano-bots in Feng's body. Feng gets off of the bed and looks around for an exit. Washu: Feng before you go, it might be wise to get a change of clothes. Feng: All of my possessions are in my ship. Washu: Here. Washu summons a second console for Feng. On it shown planet statistics, a clothing selection directory, limited access to her database. Feng finds some favorite clothing. From sub space the hole tosses out carpenter jeans, work boots, a long sleeve shirt black in color, lastly a leather trench coat. Feng changes into his new clothing and puts on his coat. Feng: Do I look like the locals? Washu: Yeah. The door is right behind you. There is a young man, his name is Tenchi talk to him and he’ll help as best as possible. Feng: Thank you again. Washu is there anything I can do in return? Washu: Yes, call me LITTLE Washu please. Feng face falters and heads for the door. On the other side waits Tenchi and the others. Feng opens the door on the other side Feng would receive the most brutal interrogations in his life. Ryoko and Ayeka stop Feng in his tracks. Feng: Excuse me ladies, I would like to get through. Ayeka: Not until you answer some of our questions. Ryoko: First of all why were you blasted out of the sky? Ayeka: What are your intentions for staying here? Feng: Well I’ll tell you one thing. Feng signals Ayeka and Ryoko to come closer, Feng takes a deep breath. Feng [screams]: It’s none of your damn business! Ayeka and Ryoko fall over and faint. Feng walks over to Tenchi. Feng: You are Tenchi I presume. Tenchi: Yeah. Feng: Thanks for pulling me out of that heap of junk. Can you show me where the ship crashed? I need to get my stuff out of there. Tenchi: Let me just go get Tenchi-ken, I need it to cut inside the hull of the ship. Tenchi runs up to his room, Kiyone walks in to the living room and finds the stranger taking this moment she looked him over. Charcoal black hair with gray streaks at shoulder length. Six feet seven inches tall. Wolfish facial features and a thin beard with navy blue eyes. Feng turns around to see Kiyone looking at him. Kiyone: So you are the guy that crash- landed. Feng: The name’s Feng Tiannai. Kiyone: Well Feng it’s nice to meet you. Can you tell me as to how you got in that wreck? Feng: All I want to say right now is that I am not having the best of luck. Tenchi had came downstairs; Feng was still looking at Kiyone when she started to leave. Feng sniffed the air for a moment and turned to Tenchi. Tenchi: Why did you do that? Feng: Two reasons. First I caught your scent when we first met, and two I smell something delicious. Tenchi: [sweats] That’s Sasami cooking, she’ll have dinner ready when we get back from salvaging stuff from your wreck. Feng: Ok, let’s go. Tenchi and Feng went out the door and off to the ravished ship. Ayeka and Ryoko glare at Feng with extreme mistrust, Feng returned the favor with an equal icy glare that would make a stone cringe. The walk was very quiet, Tenchi decided to start a conversation. Tenchi: Feng why do you not like Ryoko and Ayeka? They are perfectly fine girls though they are a bit strange. Feng: For you they are. I don’t abhor them; it’s that the way those two treated me from the get go just made me angry. So which one do you like better? Tenchi: Um, well they both have best qualities. Ryoko has that brash and sass manor, and then Ayeka is very regal and carries her self easily. Feng: So basically you can’t make up your mind… Tenchi: No. I choose them both; I can’t imagine life without one or the other. Feng: Hey there’s my ship! Oh, man how am I going to get home?! Feng rummages through the fallen ship pulls out a long metallic cylinder, Feng hid it underneath his coat and resumed his search for anything that could be brought back with him. An hour later Feng found a large box metallic just like the cylinder, on the top of it had twelve buttons to enter a code so it would open. Feng punched four keys and it opened up to reveal what is inside. In it lay two energy pistols two vintage dueling pistols, CDs of earth music and a CD player with ear phones to play them, and lastly six large bottles of cognac. Tenchi looks at the CDs and gets a bit confused; these artists are from America, how did Feng get them out in space? Tenchi: God Smack, Orgy, Smash Mouth, jeez how did you get so many of these CDs if you were in space? Feng: I had someone get them for me. I heard about them when a human brought them with him, I listened to them and I like what I heard. Tenchi: Ok, why the booze? Feng: Well, you never now when that stuff comes in handy. Good times, bad times, medicinal and what not. Tenchi {Skeptical}: Right Feng goes back to work finding more stuff that can be taken back with him, this goes on for a few more hours. Both Feng and Tenchi call it quits for a day and head home. Feng pulls out the metal cylinder and checks it for any damage. Tenchi: So, what’s in there? Feng: You really don’t want to know. Tenchi: Come on. It can’t be that bad. Feng: I do not want to open it. This is for emergencies. Tenchi: Fine. They arrive at the house Ayeka and Ryoko are still on the porch. Feng stops and pulls out a bottle of cognac and takes a long swig. Feng: I’m going to need this. See what I mean Tenchi, always a use. Tenchi: [face falters]… Feng: What are these young ladies names, I didn’t catch them when we first met. Ayeka & Ryoko: That’s because we didn’t throw them. Feng: … Ok will you throw them now? [Veins popping out] Ayeka: Princess Ayeka of Jurai. While stay you here I suggest you not try anything. Ryoko: I’m the most feared and powerful space pirate. Feng: So, you’re from the Jurai Royal family. (Tsk) I can’t wait until I get outta here. Ayeka: What’s that supposed to mean? Feng: Do you remember the planet Antioch? Probably not, Jurai only remembers the best things they did and not the worst. Ayeka: Jurai has taken the means to reverse all the damage! The freed slaves are now being recompensed! Feng: Can you recompense me for my losses?! Can you bring back my family I lost? I hardly think so. Feng walks back in the house and into Washu’s lab. Tenchi, Ryoko, and Ayeka are left completely shocked. ** In the lab** Feng: Hey Washu where are you? Washu: What is it? I’m busy. Feng: Is there any place I can get some rest for the night? Washu: You just don’t want to show your face for a while because you blew up at Ayeka. What a shame, you are here for only five hours and you put the wrong impression on the two most powerful women in the house. Feng: I’m sorry for acting the way I did but, when I think of Jurai, all that pain and suffering comes back. Washu: Oh poor you! You think that the entire universe is set against just you? I had my first child taken away from me! Feng: I’m sorry for that Washu. I guess we are the same in a sense, we know what’s like to lose loved ones but you have something special. You have Tenchi and Ryoko. Washu: What? Feng: Isn’t Ryoko your daughter? Then there is Tenchi; you treat him like a son when you’re not testing him. Washu: How did you know that? Wait, have you been in orbit watching us? Feng: Yes. I was watching you for the past few days and when I was attacked the autopilot made a crash landing course here after it took too much damage. One thing I forgot to bring up, can you spare some room for me? Washu: I have limitless space for all my projects and inventions. I’m sure I can make room up for you. On one condition though. Feng: Name it. Washu: I want to run some tests on you. Feng: Fine. Washu summons her holo-computer and Feng is poked, prodded, and scanned for hours. ** In the living room after dinner** Tenchi and the others sit down in the living room to discuss the visitor. Tenchi: Ayeka can you tell me what exactly happened to this planet called Antioch? Ayeka: That was not the best moment in Jurai’s history. Two hundred years ago Antioch was an allied planet, it was attacked by a planet Virago. We could not afford to stop the raid on the planet because we were recovering from a dehabilitating rebellion. Planet Virago was home to a race of powerful and highly technological race of aquatic people. They took every living person on Antioch and made him or her, a slave on Virago. This took twenty years for the Viragos to enslave the Antiocians. When we were capable of going to rescue the Antiociancs the Emperor deemed that we not bother to go save them. Ten years ago my father, Emperor Suza took his fleet of Jurai ships and made a blockade around the planet demanding the release of the people of Antioch. He was successful but our friendship with the Antiocians has been very unsteady. Ryoko: So, Jurai is not such a perfect world after all. Ayeka: Silence demon! The door to the lab opens and Washu comes out making her appearance to reassure that she is still alive. Tenchi: Where is Feng? Washu: In a room I prepared for him getting drunk. Feng: Heh, I wish I could get drunk but I can’t. I have something to do. Feng walks to Ayeka and bows respectfully. Feng: Lady Ayeka, I Feng Tiannai ask for your forgiveness for my rash behavior and comments earlier. Ayeka: You need not worry yourself, I only wish Jurai could have assisted you when it first happened. Ryoko: So you were a slave, what did you do? Feng: Well after they beat me, I would do pretty much anything I was told to do. The most I want to remember was the slave fights for special privileges. Tenchi: What do you mean special privileges? Feng: Extra food, a better bed to sleep in or a better working position. I fought very hard and for a long time so I could get my family a good place to work. Washu: What did happen to them? Feng: There was a woman named Sheera Reed, a very spoiled girl. She wanted me to be her special pet. For the first few times I simply said no, but she found my family and took them threatening to kill them. I finally consented; Sheera let them go back to work. One night I slept with Sheera obeying her demands, her boyfriend caught us in the act. He knew who I was and he set out to kill my family painfully slow. He came back and beat me throughout the whole night. The next morning Jurai came and set free all of the Antiocians. Funny isn’t it I strive to protect the ones I hold dear from death and on the day my kind was set free they were dead and all I got was empty condolences and my freedom. Feng looks down at the floor and sighs painfully. Ryoko and Ayeka are completely blown away by all the hardship this guy had went through. Ryoko knew what it was like to be used as a toy and enslaved but this was just too much for her. Feng lifts his eyes and gazes around the room. Feng: But I know my family is finally free, free from all the awful things in life and are resting peacefully. Feng gets up to leave the living room and outside to take a walk. Tenchi heads upstairs to go to bed everyone else retreats to his or her rooms to get some sleep. ** In Tenchi’s room while he is dreaming. >From his point of view. ** Laying down still awake I think about all that has happened in just a short amount of time, a new person has came into our lives. He told me of the worst times he went through but, what about the best? I think they are too few for him. Better not give it any more thought, if he wants to talk to me then he will make the effort not me. Jeez I’m not even tired; bored I start counting sheep in my mind. One, two, three … six hundred fifty one. Out like a lamp. I start to dream. Now there is a forest as far as the eye could see. Inside I can hear sword fighting; curious I go in the forest to investigate. Feng: I won’t let you near Tenchi! Woman: Heh heh. I’m sorry lover but I have to do what I’m paid for! I’m not even too deep in the forest and I found the battle. This woman seems to be slightly better than Feng in sword skill. Feng wielding a strange sword kind of exoskeleton had grafted itself onto his hand and started to shine light blue. Feng: Ahhhh! The sword pulsated from its original black color to the light blue, Feng with all of his might charged the woman. Soon Ryoko and Ayeka were here to help Feng out. Ryoko: Feng, blast you! Why can’t you just ask for help when you get in these fights?! Feng: Ryoko, now is not the time! Ayeka: Listen whoever you are, leave now and we will not destroy you! The woman knocks Feng to the ground and smirks. Woman: Feng, you never told them about me? I am Sheera Reed, Feng’s girlfriend. Feng: Don’t make me laugh! I only bedded a spoiled slut to save my family but they got killed anyway! Sheera grabs Feng by the throat, Ryoko blasted her and Sheera dropped Feng. Feng held his throat trying to get air to his lungs. Ryoko grinned at getting her attention. Sheera: You want to play? Ok then, catch! Sheera’s wrists opened and quills flew out, Ryoko dodged every volley with ease. Sasami was the last but not the least as Washu, Kiyone and Mihoshi. Sasami: I won’t let you take Tenchi! Kiyone: You are obviously outnumbered so give up. Sheera: I can kill you all with one arm tied behind my back, I just want Tenchi. It is time he met Tokemi. Sasami: No! Sasami created a white sphere of focused chi and hurled it towards Sheera. Sheera went through it and took Sasami hostage. I couldn’t stand doing nothing anymore; I had to save Sasami. Tenchi: Stop! I’m right here, let Sasami go and I’ll take her place. Sheera: Fair enough. I walk towards Sheera as she lets Sasami go. Feng with the last remnants of his strength leapt towards Sheera making a suicidal attack. Sasami was far away and in the arms of Ayeka, Sheera fired a large quill in his chest making Feng stop in midair and land on the ground with a lifeless thud. Kiyone rushed to his side Ryoko very worried teleported to him also. Kiyone: Oh god! Feng are you ok? Ryoko: Hang on pal, Washu will fix you up and you can get back to making me mad. Feng: I’ll be ok. All I need is some rest... Kiyone: Feng, Feng?! NOOOO! I am tied up in energy rings and lifted away. Ryoko flies to me trying to save but she is knocked down to the earth. Ryoko: Tenchi! I had to wake up; I have to make sure that everyone is ok. Instantly I wake up screaming. This ends the first episode. I hope this was good because I try very hard to keep things as realistic as possible. I have some Ideas for the next episode but one important thing I would to say is in the next episode is Tenchi finds out what Tsunami also blessed him with instead the light hawk wings.