The Legacy of Kain - The Outtakes
by Aaron Bastin - kakapo101@hotmail.com
synopsis:  Bloopers during the making of L of K.

Okay, yes, I know, I'm shamelessly ripping off this idea, but...I read the 
outtakes from Unfinished Business and couldn't stop laughing, so I thought, 
'what the hell' and threw this together...

Ch. 1
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Kevin:   I'm Kevin.  Kevin Walker.  I...uh...<heavy breathing>I am your 
father, Tenchi.

Tenchi:  <laughing>  Oh, come on...your first line?

Kevin:   Come over to the dark side...

Tenchi:  Quiet, you.

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Kevin:   Are the two of you...uh...

Tenchi:  Oh, yeah, I slept with her a few times.

Kevin:   <cracks up>

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Ch. 2
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Katsuhito:  You don't shay...you don't shay?  Why, no, oshiffer, I'm shober 
ash a judge...

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Ch. 3
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Washu:    His pattern clearly shows the influence of a null-point energy 
source of null, er, kerfungabooboo.

Aaron:    All right, take a breather...

Washu:    Thank god.  <walking off camera>  Who comes up with this stuff, 
anyway?

Tenchi:   I hear they hired the guy who does technobabble for Star Trek.

Mihoshi:  Really?  Outstanding...

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Ch. 4
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Ayeka:  Yes, Washu-chan.

<computer blows up>

Ayeka:  What in the hell was THAT?

Washu:  I dunno, but now I've forgotten my line.

Aaron:  Hey, Neil!  That thing's not scheduled to blow for at least eight 
more chapters!

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Ayeka:  Yes, Washu-chan.

Washu:  Good.  I...uh...damn!

Ayeka:  That computer thing really rattled you, huh?

Washu:  Line!

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Ch. 5
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Kevin:  <speaks Kevin's Tale monologue>

Aaron:  Uhhh...Kev, we got the boom in the shot...can you do it over?

Kevin:  What?  Shit!

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Ayeka:  <slaps Kevin>

Kevin:  Ow.

Ayeka:  <laughing>  Jeez, I'm sorry...

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Kevin:  I'm not surprised you haven't heard of Larai Regus, Sasami - it's 
not there any more.  In the last days of the Rift the Jurai used a new 
weapon that made our sun go supernova.  Um...

Ayeka:  <pause>  Well, fuck them!

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Ch. 7
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Ayeka:  Why, you...you...line!

Ryoko:  You line?

Ayeka:  No, you line!

Tenchi: Yer mother's line.

Ayeka:  Quiet, you.

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Kevin:  Be well, Ryoko.  <turns to leave, runs into closed door>  Ow...

Ryoko:  <cracks up>

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Kevin:  Be well, Ryoko.

Ryoko:  <cracks up>  Sorry...

Kevin:  <rolls eyes>

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Kevin:  Be -

Ryoko:  <loses it>

Kevin:  Stop that!

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Ch. 9
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Mihoshi:  <sneaking around the corner of the abandoned shuttle, suddenly 
turns to the camera and grins>  Pretty neat stuff, huh?  Read the fic.  
Installments bi-monthly, only at GenSao's.  <sneaks off>

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Ch. 13
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Ryoko:  How you feeling?

Kevin:  Not so good.  I just saw the latest Backstreet Boys 
	video...blargh...

Ryoko:  Har har.

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Hunter:  All right, Walker.  Come get me.

Kevin:  <Runs into room, slings Hunter over shoulder, and runs out>

Hunter:  <off-camera>  I didn't mean NOW, dammit!  <laughs>

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Kevin:  What was that?

Ryoko:  A plot device, I think.

Kevin:  <cracks up>

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Ch. 14
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Kevin:  Where is Sasami?

Hunter:  Sasami...is in a Pretty Sammy fic.

<entire cast cracks up>

Hunter:  Her agent double-booked her, there was nothing we could do...

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Ch. 15
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Hunter:  What say you now, brother?

Kevin:  Er...line?