Disclaimer: This stuff is owned by other people, except for the stuff that isn't. If you own the stuff I've used, please do not sue me. Chances are you already have one hell of a lot more money than I do. The Legacy of Kain - Chapter 9 (Spark) Galaxy Police Officer Detective First Class Mihoshi was, all in all, something of an enigma, both to her friends and her colleagues. In her day to day life, the kindest descriptive terms that could be applied to her manner were something along the lines of 'bubbleheaded moron'. Nonetheless. Somehow, Mihoshi had a sterling service record - through an oddly acute attention to detail, through periodic flashes of competence, and more often than not through uncanny luck, she always managed to get the job done. Scuttlebutt at the GP had it that she was the luckiest being, sentient or no, to have ever existed. Detective Mihoshi was also, at the moment, bored out of her skull. The Yagami darted through the spinning rocks of the asteroid belt, spinning and skipping like a silver dolphin as it made its winding way towards Jupiter for the second leg of the required monthly system sweep. Technically, the accepted procedure for sweeping a system with an asteroid field was to skip it entirely, but playing dodge 'em was about the only excitement Yukinojo got these days, and Mihoshi indulged him. She sat slumped in her plush seat in the cockpit, fiddled with her control cube, and sulked. "Stupid monthly sweeps," she muttered. She hated them. Nothing to do but go from planet to planet and take readings. No one EVER came to this forsaken little system...especially not since Asuza had found out that Ayeka and Sasami were in residence and made the whole system a Jurian Protectorate. "Now leaving orbit of asteroid belt," reported Yukinojo. "Laying in course for Jupiter." Mihoshi sighed and tossed the cube over her shoulder, wincing briefly at the clamour erupted behind her as various objects were summoned from subspace due to a bad bounce. She tried to amuse herself by identifying them by sound. Let's see...that was probably my trophy from the GP Academy Wet Uniform Contest (I don't know WHAT possessed me to enter THAT), the coffee maker (oh, sure, can't ever find that when I need it), twelve power cells for the XJ-4 hyperspanner (wondered where those went), and I have no idea what THAT was, I give up, oh MAN I'm bored! "Approaching orbit of Jupiter. Ten seconds until recommended course correction." In fact, EVERYTHING had gotten boring in the past few weeks, since Kevin had left. Everyone was tense and upset with each other...and not even in a fighting way, but in the not-speaking-to-each-other way. The only mildly exciting moment that had occurred was when Ryoko had come downstairs wearing the ring that Kevin had given her around her neck. Ayeka had recognized it immediately...apparently it was made to be a twin ornament to the tiara that she habitually wore. They were twin artifacts, fashioned ages ago for twin sisters in the Royal Family. Princesses. "Five seconds, Mihoshi." Mihoshi giggled as she remembered Ayeka's hysterics. There was a long and involved tale of the two princesses - there was even an opera about it, considered a classic. One princess had stayed on Jurai, the other left to join the wars in space. Just before the Rift. No one knew what became of her, or the ring. It was a priceless treasure, in the last days of the war the Jurians had sacked several planets looking for it. And now it belonged to Ryoko. "Er...one second...Mihoshi?" Then Sasami had innocently commented that this meant Kevin's family and theirs were distantly related, and walked into the kitchen. Mihoshi's grin widened. She hadn't known that Ayeka's face could turn that color. "Mihoshi..." Her grin faded. Ayeka had demanded that the ring be returned to the proper owners. Ryoko snarled that she WAS the proper owner. After that had come a battle of epic proportions, even for Ryoko and Ayeka. When it was all over, the two of them standing charred and frizz-haired in the blasted remains of what had once been a rather nice living room, Ayeka had muttered something about how she couldn't believe that the ring had been in possession of monsters. Ryoko had looked up. "Like me?" she'd said. There was a new tone in her voice, something painfully raw. Ayeka had just looked at her. Ryoko merely drew back her arm and punched the princess in the jaw, laying her out before turning and teleporting away in disgust. After that, well...no one had seen Ryoko for a week. She was still missing. "Mihoshi!" The ship lurched violently to one side, sending Mihoshi, several empty ramen cups and the pile of oddments that had formed behind her chair skidding towards the wall. "Ow," said Mihoshi. Yukinojo's domed head retracted from the ceiling and fixed her with a glare. "Mihoshi, recommended course correction was not made. We are now caught within Jupiter's gravity field." "Oh my." There was a moment of silence. "Well, can we get out?" "Negative. Overthruster engines offline due to sudden gravity stress. Estimated repair time 32 hours." "Oh. Well..." a small light began to wink on the control console. "What's that?" Display windows opened on the viewscreen, revealing a small, pockmarked moon. "It appears to be a previously undiscovered moon. Unbelievable," replied Yukinojo. "It seems to be partially within Jupiter's atmosphere...effectively cloaking the entire planet from long range scans." "Wow," said Mihoshi. She brightened suddenly. "Say, do you think they'll name it after me?" "Mihoshi..." "Yeah! Nice name, don't you think?" "Mihoshi, look at the control panel." She did. Most of the indicator lights were flashing red. A couple even went ultramaroon, which she had never seen before, but she remembered from the Academy that it was...bad. "Oh, right," she smacked her forehead. "We're crashing." Yukinojo, lacking any hands to smack his head with, just sighed. "Okay, well, alter trajectory to land on the moon and begin repair sequences. After that we'll use it as a jump-point to slingshot out of the gravity well. Okay?" "Uh...affirmative, Mihoshi." She settled back in her chair. "Hmmm...maybe I'll name it after my long lost partner Kiyone instead. Gah!" The cockpit lurched again as the craft, red hot and shedding parts, wrenched out of its death dive and headed for the cloaked moon. Somewhere else entirely, Detective First Class Kiyone (retired) sneezed violently. A little later, when Mihoshi regained consciousness (there were, after all, no lakes on this barren Jovian moon to cushion a patented Mihoshi landing), she found the viewscreen covered in scan information. Idly scanning them, she noticed that most of them focussed on a small, derelict runabout that lay about four standard kilometers from their crash site. "Hey, Yukinojo. What's that?" "Scans indicate a one-person in-system runabout, currently inoperative. It is broadcasting a standard distress call. Due to Jupiter's unusually strong magnetic field, the signal never got beyond this moon." "Right!" piped Mihoshi. She located her control cube, twisted it, and was suddenly standing in a GP pressure suit. "Detective First Class Mihoshi is on the way!" She twisted it again. "Mihoshi, the time signature on the beacon indicates that the message has been broadcasting for almost forty years. Mihoshi? Mihoshi!" Yukinojo scanned the ship. Then he switched to external sensors just in time to see Mihoshi bounding over a sand dune...in the wrong direction. Not for the first time, Yukinojo fervently wished that his programmers had seen fit to include some swear words in his vocabulary. Mihoshi looked over the wreckage of the runabout. It was an ugly thing...squat, black, and angular, it was obviously cobbled together quickly and without an eye for aesthetics, unlike her sleek silver ship. Circling the wreck, Mihoshi noted the lack of hyperdrive engines and the telltale scoring of weapon fire. Hmm, she thought. An escape vessel. Neat. She bounced over to the airlock and located a keypad, punching in the standard GP override code. A little red light winked on. "Rejected?" muttered Mihoshi. Impossible. There wasn't a craft anywhere in the galaxy that was made without the override codes imbedded in the control system. Except for illegal vehicles, of course...pirates, maybe? Hmm... Mihoshi checked the charge on her sidearm, then twisted her cube. A moment later, she was standing in the cramped cockpit of the runabout. Sitting in the pilot's chair, she looked over the main console. It was wrecked...the glass of the screens were spiderwebbed with cracks, and one in particular looked as though it'd had a sizable hole punched through it. A soft klaxon queeped in Mihoshi's ear, followed by the soft, feminine voice of her suit's computer. "Atmospheric analysis complete. Atmosphere - nominal. Remove helmet?" "OK," said Mihoshi. No point wasting the charge, she thought. Her helmet hissed and detached from the main body of the suit, folding into the small pack on the back. She shook out her hair and got up, heading for the main room of the shuttle, peering around the corner. The furnishings were sparse...a small food synthesis unit, a few chairs and a table, and a one-man cryo-stasis unit in the corner. There was a fine layer of dust over everything, and... Hang on. Cryo-stasis unit? Mihoshi made her way cautiously towards the unit. She tapped a few buttons, and the unit coughed its way to life, rattling in an unhealthy sounding way. "Let's see now," said Mihoshi, punching a few buttons and bringing up the system log, "current status - unoccupied...well, duh...last usage initiated thirty-five years ago...occupant discharged...39 minutes ago? Huh?" She stood up, thought for a moment. "Oh darn." She span around, drawing her pistol, as the dark-robed figure leapt out of the shadows behind the food unit and lunged for her. He lashed out with a foot, kicking her pistol from her grip. "Now hang on, I - urk..." said Mihoshi, as the figure closed and wrapped its fingers around her throat. The sun shone on the Masaki house. It was a beautiful fall day, the crisp autumn air just warm enough. Tenchi hummed to himself as he raked a few stray leaves that had fallen on the shrine grounds. "Hello, Lord Tenchi." He turned, and smiled. "Hi, Miss Ayeka..." He sat on the steps beside her. It was nice, he reflected, to have her to talk to. The whole house was divided at the moment...Sasami wasn't speaking to either of them, Ryoko hadn't been seen for a week now, and Mihoshi just sat around and sniffled a lot, upset by the tension in the house. Speaking of which..." "Hey," said Tenchi, looking up at Ayeka. "Shouldn't Mihoshi be back from her sweep by now?" Ayeka snorted in a very unprincesslike manner. "Mihoshi? I would not be surprised if she had gotten lost, navigational computer notwithstanding." Tenchi relaxed and laughed, joined, after a few moments, by Ayeka. Mihoshi found herself slammed against the cabin wall, her head whacking painfully against the hardened steel. She clawed desperately at the hands around her neck, to no avail - the iron grip merely tightened. Her eyesight dimmed. I'm going under, she thought absently, as her body began to go limp. She slumped against the wall. No. NO! She lifted her head to stare her attacker in the eye, an agonizing effort. Her arm snapped up, and she executed a textbook-perfect punch to his face. Once, twice, three times she lashed out, her final blow sending him reeling against the table. She leapt, spinning in midair and kicked him square in the chest, knocking him clear over the table to land with a very satisfying thump on the floor beyond. She was walking around the table to continue her use of unnecessary force in apprehending him when he stood, Mihoshi's gun nestled in his hand. "Oh dear," said Mihoshi. The gun discharged. Mihoshi sighed. Her legs folded under her and she slumped to the floor. The man stood over her, rubbing his jaw absently. "Not bad, my dear, not bad at all," he said, in low, sonorous tones, flipping over Mihoshi's limp form with the toe of his boot. "Well, Detective First Class Mihoshi," he said, picking her up and slinging her over one shoulder, "let's go and see this magnificent ship of yours." AUTHOR'S NOTE: Heh heh heh. 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