The characters in this story are owned and created by AIC/Pioneer. This fanfic is written solely for entertainment and may be distributed freely as long as it remains in its entirety. If I am to clam anything beyond Cypres in this story I'm to be genticaly changed into a carrot by Washu and feasted on by Ryo-ohki! Thank you Cirex the Historian / wonder cabbit This story takes place after the tv & TMIL but will lead into some OVA plot If you have them you should use the following Tenchi cds ova 1,2 soundtracks and the universe soundtracks. Tenchi Muyo there's more then one way to pet a cabbit Welcome to galaxy police home of 2 million police officers not including the ones on patrol! The lift door opened slowly the man stepped out of the lift and walked down the hallway until he came to a door labeled "Section Chief". He knocked loudly on the door. "Enter" came a elder voice. Upon entering the room the section chief stood up and shook the younger man's hand. "Greetings Cypres how are you?" "I am well sir, sir? You requested me?" "Yes I did Cypres." The chief cleared his voice and spoke. "Cypres after the destruction of the main capital building on cukunda the council has decided that you should be relocated so as my last order as section chief you will be moved to the solar system." "Sir" he paused "um doesn't detective Mihoshi and Kyone run that system?" The chief nodded. "Yes indeed they do and you are to give these to them as well." He handed to envelopes to Cypres. "That is all." After leaving the office Cypres quietly walked down the hall. Episode 1 "No need for a problem" Tenchi liked to at lest once a week look back on his life Ryoko and Aeka were at it again yelling at each other again Sasami cooked a good breakfast and had another bad dream Mishoshi and Kyone still choose to live by them selves in their apartment and Washu hadn't left her lab in 4 days. Tenchi sighed " Why me?" Tenchi wondered a question he had no answer to for 3years now. Tenchi was about to cut from his thoughts and get back to work when all of a sudden, He had heard a loud sound one of the very air being cut! Tenchi looked up, What he saw took his breath away he inhaled deeply and swallowed his breath. "Oh please don't be trouble!" Tenchi prayed to him-self as he stared at the ship braking through the clouds. The ship was shaped like Ken-ohki but it had a main crystal sticking out of the top and a odd dark purple color to it. The ship turned into a white light and there over the ship stood a man in an galaxy police outfit the man was about tenchi's height had long forest green hair his face was sharp and closely reminded him of Mihoshi's cheerful face. "High low, you must be tenkey mizuki!" He said sounding pleased with the way he had said it. Tenchi replied "hum hi my name is Tenchi Misaki may I help you?" The officer head sweated "Oh so it is." And crossed something off on a billboard. "Yes Tenkey could you tell me where officers Kionea & Mihozhi?" Tenchi gave the young man a weird look and said. "You mean Kyone and Mihoshi?" "Tenchi said confused. The young man scribbled on the billboard again. "Yah that's them!" He said sounding pleased in his deducing abilities "Yes they'll be here later today won't you come in?" Tenchi replied "Um... oh okay." The young man said quietly. *********************************************************************** The door to the house opened Sasami came to the door. "Ah Tenchi hello, who is this with you?" The young man came forward. "High low Princess.." The man looked at his billboard "Aeka" He finished "Um my name is Sasami" She corrected him. "Oops sorry princess." he bowed to Sasami "That's all right are you staying for dinner?" She asked with a hope filled voice. "Umm okay." He said uneasy. "Sasami this is..." Tenchi said realizing that he didn't know the young mans name. "Oh um my name is Ryoko..." "I mean Cypres sorry I was look at my billboard" Cypres corrected himself. "Cypres is waiting for Mihoshi and Kyone." Tenchi finished. "Oh well they aren't here." Sasami said. "Oh cabbit wagging" he said to himself. "Well..." Cypres said putting his hand behind his head. "Could anyone show me around?" Cypres asked. ******************************************************************************** Ryoko laid on the roof "how am I going to get rid of Aeka and get Tenchi" She said to herself. Ryoko reaized long ago that she has thought about this probably more then she needed to. "But I won't let aeka have him." She said to herself. About then she saw Tenchi walking towards the house with someone. "Hu? Who is that?" she said watching. "Hey that's a galaxy police outfit!" Ryoko said with hate. "They already know I'm here!" "So why?" Ryoko said teleporting down stairs. ****************************************************************************** Aeka sat in the den when she heard the door slide open. "Ah Tenchi must be home." She said with glee. Geting up to go to the door. ***************************************************************************** Ryo-ohki Jumped again. "Missed" she thought to herself Ryo-ohki continued to look at the carrot Balancing just on the edge of the table. Then she hear the door open. "Tenchi must be home" Ryo-ohki thought. Abandoning the carrot Ryo-ohki ran for the door. ***************************************************************************** All at once Ryoko, Ryo-ohki and Aeka came in. "Oh." Said Cypres "You he said pointing at Aeka must be the space pirate Ryoko and you." Pointing at Ryoko "Must be Princess Aeka and this..." Pointing at Ryo-ohk. "Must be Nagi the bountey hunter." Cypres Smiled Unaware of the power of to angered females and the're full power ready to show the new comer how to pronounce their names "So Sasami when is dinner?" *************************************************************************** weird Eeeeeooooowwwwwwww sound Ryo-ohki& Ken-ohki in ship form bonk into each other A purple cabbit is show in the middle Eeeeeeoooooooowwwwwww sound again Picture of the Tenchi Muyo girls and a pic of Cypres and Tenchi Tenchi leaning against a tree and Cypres hanging upside down from the tree ********************************************************8 Scene: the masaki house kitchen its night time everyone is eating dinner except for Washu, Kasihito, Nobouki and our two ever happy officers. Ryoko & Akea are sitting on both sides of Tenchi covered in soot and both mumbling Tenchi tring to brake the silence. Tenchi: So Cypres why are you here? Akea& Ryoko both shiver at Cypres's name. Cypres: well Tenchi you see Galaxy police moved me here since I accidentally blew up the capital building of planet cukunda they decided I be moved here. Tenchi: thinks to him-self (more like passing the buck.) "I that so?" Sasami: hay Cypres can I see you're ship. Cypres suddenly starts to choke *starts to give self heimleich maneuver* Cypres: (clears throat) sure Princess if you like. Cypres stands up and takes Sasami's hand and heads outside. **************************************************************************** "weeeeeeeeeee" yelled Sasami as she flew throughout space in the ship. "Cypres what is this ships name?" Sasami asked "it's name is Cirex." Cypres answered looking at the princess through a crystal about the same size as her. Cypres: Sasami? Sasami: Yes Cypres Cypres: we have to get back now! Sasami: Okay ... Cypres? Cypres: yes Sasami? Sasami: this ship looks a lot like Ryo-ohki & Ken-ohki's ship insides. Cypres: yes? Sasami: well um... d-don't you have a cabbit? Cypres hesitates "um no not really." Cypres: thinks to himself "so thats how her Juraian power works she can instantly calm and make friends using the aura she creating with her gentile spirit." Cypres: Sasami... Sasami: yes Cypres? Cypres: I'll help with dishes. ****************************************************************************** Back at the house! Ryoko: he's trouble I can tell he way to much like Mihoshi Akea: I agree and that name mixup was to much, Imagine me having such a horrible name like your's Ryoko. Ryoko: what did you say? Aeka: you heard me. Tenchi: you two really so maybe he is a little like Mihoshi he still hasn't blown up the house just yet so he's on my plus side for now. Ryoko:Akea oh yah that's a name (mocking Akea's voice) I'm princess grape! Aeka: you you just don't know when to stop! Tenchi: But his ability to dodge you two was incredible (flash back) Akea and Ryoko both shoot energy bolts at Cypres who looks up just in time Cypres teleports just like Ryoko (sfx teleporting sound) behind them and takes a fight stance Ryoko and Akea turn around and see him Cypres: where is it? where is it? *sweat drops all* Ryoko:hu? Cypres: the thing sneaking up behind me that you shot at. Ryoko&Akea: hu? Cypres: well you wouldn't have shot at me so what were you shooting at? Cypres said while stepping in between Ryoko and Akea. Both of them charge to fire again. Cypres teleport next Sasami. Cypres: wierd people you live with Princess Sasami. *explosion* *Akea and Ryoko covered in soot* (end flash back) Tenchi: it's bin a long day! (Closing music 1 Tenchi universe soundtrack) Cypres & Sasami cleaning dishes. Cypres: stops and drops a dish. Sasami he says in a grave voice. Sasami:yes Cypres? Cypres: Who lives in the door under the stairs Sasami: oh you mean Washu?! Cypres Looks like a bag of bricks just hit him Cypres: "Washu" He says in a whisper As his hair flashes a red like color.. (Fade to black) End of Part one! (Music for next episode) Tenchi: in our next episode Cypres is at the house and thing are going hay wire. Sasami: hey who's that (picture of a green and purple cabbit running away) Tenchi and who is the mysterious Cabbit now in our house? Mihoshi: Hi Everyone, Who's this? Kyone (show her reading letter) ALL RIGHT! Mihoshi: Kyone what is it? Ryoko Humm Akea you think he needs to go? Washu: hu you? Tenchi: and what is Washu's connetion to our new officer Coming up No need for secrets The mind boggles Washu it's unquestioningly a new development (end music when the cherry blossoms start to bloom) * * * * Well what do you think? Like, hate tell me at Cabbit@rocketmail.com* * Author's notes High low everyone this is my first fan fic so be kind this is a new process to me so please tell me what you think thanks . Cypres is possibly going to do a El-hazard and end up in the Ova series cross over but I'll think about that! ~Cirex