Legal Disclaimer: Tenchi Muyo! and all associated characters are owned by AIC and Pioneer LDC. Seion Makibi, the Tokimian Knights, the Amatora, Planet Amano, and the Nexus Mercenaries are my own creations based opon the Tenchiverse. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************************************************************ CUE OPENING CREDITS SONG:"Boku wa moto Pioneer" by Chisa Yokoyama(with much the same look as OVA2 opening but including Kiyone, Seion, Demi, The Knights, Nagi, Misaki, Megumi and all those adorable little cabbits. SCENE: The Masaki House. Halloweenish. The carnival is today also.(Granpa thought it was a good idea to have it on Halloween so a couple of other guest could come and not have anybody give them strange looks.) Tenchi is sitting on the couch dressed in Shinji's plugsuit from Evangelion. Kiyone walks in dressed in a kimono with a printing depicting a scene from "The Demon of Roshamon" on it. TENCHI: Wow, Kiyone! Where did you get that? KIYONE: Well, your father got the kimono, but Megumi painted the scene on it. Talented, isn't she? TENCHI: I'll say. RYOKO: (off screen) Tenchi! AEKA: (off screen) We're ready now!(just then Aeka and Ryoko enter dressed as Rei and Aska respectivly) KIYONE: See you at the carnival! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ SFX: Eeeeeeeeeeoooo! EPISODE 35: NO NEED FOR ANOTHER CARNIVAL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ SCENE: The carnival. People are starting to arrive. We see Noboyuki dressed as Gendo Ikari Getting his Video Kareoke booth ready. Big Washu, dressed as Cutey Honey (OVA) and Asaka, done up like Heihachi from Tekken 3, are getting their VR Arcade ready. Meanwhile, at Sammy, Misa and Tsun's Kawaii candy shop, We see Pretty Sammy, Pixy Misa, and Tsunami behind the counter getting their candy out for sale. And at Megumi's Portrait's and Things we hear..... MEGUMI:(off screen) Come on! You look fine! KAMADAKE:(off screen) But it's just not me! MEGUMI: Quit crying and get out here!(She pulls him on screen where we see them dressed as Tifa and Cloud from FF7) KAMADAKE: Well, the sword isn't too bad, but the hair...It looks like Washu did it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCENE: Tenchi and his admirers walk up to a paticular booth that says "The Great Makibi" Tenchi knocks to see if anyone is in. Mihoshi opens the curtains dressed in a skimpy white tiger-striped outfit. MIHOSHI: Oh, it's you Tenchi! How are you doing? TENCHI: Just fine. When does the show start? MIHOSHI: In two hours. Seion's giving us an hour to enjoy the carnival and to pass out flyers to it. (Just then, Nagi and Demi walk out dressed in the same costume that Mihoshi is wearing.) NAGI: I can't believe I agreed to this! DEMI: C'mon! You look great! You might even get lucky tonight! NAGI: Well, this outfit does show off my body quite well. (they leave. Just then Seion pops his head out) AEKA: There you are! How dare you have those poor girls dress in those outfits! RYOKO: Where can I get one? TENCHI: What tricks do you have planned? SEION: To answer all your inquiries, I'm wearing a lot less for this show, I got the outfits from some white-haired gal named Urd, And if I told you, I'd have to kill you!(he comes out in a tuxedo with a white tiger skin tied around his neck like a cape.)See you at the show. (He and Mihoshi walk off.) TENCHI: Uh, okay........(in the backround we hear a young couple arguing...) GIRL: Stop looking at them, you pervert! GUY: You are so uncute! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCENE: The Candy Shop. Sasami is serving a cute couple, SASAMI: Here you go! A bag of peanut-brittle! MAN: Thank you.(He hands her money) Here you go, Bell. WOMAN: Thank you, Keiichi.(They leave) SASAMI: BYE! HAVE FUN!(Just then Tenchi and the girls walk up) Tenchi! Welcome! What'll you have? We got LOTS of different candies that I made! So take your pick! TENCHI: Thanks Sasami. I will.(Tenchi then just stares at the counter, indecisive about what to choose.) RYOKO: Uh, Tenchi, it's not a major decision here.... AEKA: Yes. Why can't you be a little more like...like...(Just then Seion and Mihoshi walk up) SEION: A bag of your pink lemonade candy, my little azure-haired goddess. SASAMI: Here you go, Seion-san!(hands him his bag) MIHOSHI: And here's your money! SASAMI: BYE! HAVE FUN! (Seion and Mihoshi leave) AEKA: Like that. RYOKO: (Looks at a stop watch) It took him all of 1.45 seconds to make a decision! TENCHI: Uh.....We'll have chocolate covered cherries. SASAMI: Here you go, Tenchi! AEKA: And here's your money, Sasami. SASAMI: BYE! HAVE FUN!(Tenchi and his hangers-on leave) MISAO! It's your turn to serve the customers! MISAO: Alright....(As she steps to the counter, Troz the cyclops walks up) Umm, how.....may I...help you...Sir? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCENE: Meanwhile at Noboyuki's Video Kareoke, a familiar looking woman is singing a song we all know as "Konya Hurricane" while her date, obviously a cop, looks on. There is a large crowd of other anime characters watching and waiting for their number to come up. Among them are two female traffic cops, two lovely ladies who are pilots in the JSDF, a cute girl with an oversized spatula on her back and her date, a guy who's holding on to her hand so he doesn't get lost AGAIN, and a gaggle of girls all dressed in colorful sailor suits with some gut dressed in a tuxedo and a mask. Across from Noboyuki's booth, Kiyone's Flower stand has a customer, a young man and his soulmate (okay, so it's Makoto and Ifurita) KIYONE: Here you are, sir. One dozen roses. MAKOTO: Thank you.(He hands her the money for them, and presents the flowers to his love. Nothing is said between them. Nothing needs to be. They walk away, already knowing how they feel about each other) KIYONE:(crying) That's so sweet...(just then Aeka, Ryoko, and their boyfriend walk up) RYOKO: Hey, boss! How's buisness? KIYONE: I'm mainly getting the people as they leave.(Her watch goes off) It's my turn! Could you watch the booth for me until I get back? AEKA: Yes, of course, Lady Kiyone. KIYONE: Thank you. I'll be back in about 10 minutes.(Kiyone leaves) TENCHI: Lady Kiyone? AEKA: Well, she is marrying father. RYOKO: That she is. TENCHI: FATHER? Since when is he you two's father? AEKA: (blushing) Well, we thought that if we all..... RYOKO: You know. Me, Aeka, and you all got.... TENCHI: Uh......We'll just leave it at that. (In the background we hear Kiyone singing "Chiisa Hana" and singing it quite WELL.) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SFX: Eeeeyoooo! (wood blocks) (picture of Ryo-oki and Ken-oki in ship form bumping into each other) ===================================================== COMMERCIAL BREAK SCENE: Ryoko and Ranma facing off against each other. Ranma charges at Ryoko. Ryoko splits into two Ryokos on either side of Ranma who procede to beat the crap outta him. RYOGA: If your gonna get your ass kicked, get you ass kicked. But if you want the best Okinamiyoki in all of Japan, then there's only one place to go. U-chan's, have it your way. UKYO: Oh, Ryoga honey! RANMA: But I thought you liked me! UKYO: What? You think you're the only guy in the universe? You don't treat any of us with any respect! RYOGA: You can have Akane! I WANT UKYO! GENMA: U-chan's. Now with 5 locations including the newest one in Okayama. ===================================================== SFX:Eeeeyoooo!(wood blocks) (picture of the cabbits with a bunch of carrots slung over Ken-oki's back) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SCENE: Washu's VR Wonderland! Asaka is being the tar out of anyone who wishes to play him, until along comes Tsunami. Acting on Sasami's knowledge of fighting games and using her 20k years of knowledge and her superior relfexes she trounces the bearded Jurian Knight in record time, humbling him greatly. ASAKA: PLEASE GODDESS! GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! TSUNAMI: Later, my friend. I must be getting back so Sasami and Misao can go on their break. Farewell, my friend.(Tsunami leaves and heads for the Candy stand across from the arcade. Sasami and Misao enter the Arcade tent not long after.) SASAMI:(cracking her knuckles) I'm ready, my student. ASAKA: So, we meet again at last,(they start the game) When I last fought you I was but a learner. Now I am the master! SASAMI: Only a master of losing, Asaka! ASAKA: You powers are weak, little girl. SASAMI: You can't win, Asaka. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. WASHU: KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE KENOBI-VADER ROUTINE! ASAKA&SASAMI: Sorry. MISAO: SASAMI! IT'S TIME! SASAMI: Oh no! The Magic show!(Sasami quickly deals with Asaka and then hurries her kawaii little rear-end to the Magic show.) ASAKA: I lost again..... WASHU: Come on. Let's go to the Magic Show. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCENE: The Magic show. Washu, Asaka, Kamadake, Megumi, Misao, Sasami, Aeka, Tenchi, Ryoko, Kiyone, Noboyuki, and Yosho are all in the first row. AEKA: Sasami, have you seen Mother? (Sasami gives her onee-chan a disapproving look.) I'm not going to......(sigh)...Have you seen our Mommy? SASAMI: No. But Mommy said she'd be here. RYOKO: Quiet down! It's starting!(And with that an elaborate laser-light show, done by Washu, starts up. Out comes Nagi, Demi, and Mihoshi in their outfits. Then Seion appears in a burst of flame, dressed in just a tiger-skin loincloth. The show now begins. He does various tricks such as cutting Nagi in half, throwing knives at Mihoshi blindfolded Pulling a three cabbits out of a hat, pulling a hat out of a cabbit levitating Demi and now for his final act......Turning a tiger into a pretty young lady. As Seion finishes the trick, he helps the lady out of the box and its....) AEKA: MOMMY?!(Misaki is wearing an elegant White tiger striped dress. White tiger stripes is a Seion thing.) SASAMI: OH BOY! HORRAY FOR MOMMY!! SEION: Hey, I did do the trick you know! MISAO: Wonderful Trick, Mrs. Jurai! RYOKO: Way to go, Queen! MEGUMI: SUGOI, pretty young lady! SEION: Hey now! I did have something to do with it! YOSHO! You'll have to tell me how you did that, Misaki. ASAKA: You performed well, my lady.(All but Kiyone, Noboyuki, and Seion's assistants leave congradulating Misaki all the while.) SEION: This sucks! I did all that work and she gets all the credit for just stepping out of the box at the end.! KIYONE: You were great. SEION: Thanks Kiyo. KIYONE: Not you! Noboyuki got the whole thing on tape! NOBOYUKI: I'm gonna edit it later and show it later.(They leave, leaving only Seion and Mihoshi) MIHOSHI: If it makes you feel better, I thought you were great!(She kisses him) SEION:(in a stupid-voice)Huh-huh! Feeling good all over!(as he leans over to kiss her, it starts to rain) Uh-oh! CLOSING TIME! GET INSIDE!(Ever one starts closing up to protect their wares. As Washu closes the door to her tent, the tent disappears. Sasami and Misao hurry to close their stand. Noboyuki packs the rest of his equipment away and puts it in the storage box he has for it. Megumi leave her things in Yosho's place. Kiyone seem not to worried about the rain getting her things rained upon for they are flowers and the rain only makes them better. Kiyone breaks out her umbrella and decends the staircase with Noboyuki. Everyone rushes past them.) NOBOYUKI: Isn't our little family great? KIYONE:(smiles) Yes, though they are a bit ecentric. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCENE: The Ladies bath. The girls, feeling sorry for the menfolk, allowed them the honor of going into the bath to keep them from freezing. You should already know who's sitting next to who (and if you don't, you ain't been reading.) AEKA: Are you alright, Tenchi? TENCHI: Just fine. How about you two? RYOKO: We're okay. Those plastic suits kept the rain off. I got to get more of those! AEKA: Agreed. MISAKI: I'm glad to see that you're all okay. Are you speaking to me yet, Seion? SEION: You could've said something. MISAKI: Well, I am sorry. SEION: I guess I can accept that, my Kawaii one. But please, no hugging. MISAKI: Righto, Little Seion.(Sasami and Tsunami enter with hot chocolate!) SASAMI: Here you all go! Fresh and hot! TSUNAMI: Drink up! AEKA: We should go again tomorrow! It'll be so much fun! KIYONE: Fun nothing! You're working at the booth tomorrow! RYOKO: Both of us? KIYONE: That's right! TENCHI: Well, I come by and see you tomorrow! NOBOYUKI: Not likely. You're running the stand tomorrow. TENCHI: Do I have to? SASAMI: Alright! I'll come by and do a song with you, Tenchi! MISAKI: It'll be so much fun! (As the ending music starts we hear the cast laughing in the background.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ FADE TO BLACK ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 ENDING SONG: "Louie, Louie" by the whole cast. Tenchi...........................................Masami Kikuchi Ryoko............................................Ai Orikasa Aeka.............................................Yumi Takada Sasami...........................................Chisa Yokoyama Kiyone&Megumi....................................Yuri Amano Mihoshi..........................................Yuko Mizutani Washu............................................Yuko Kobayashi Nagi.............................................Mizue Otsuka Ryo-oki..........................................Etsuko Kozakura Ken-oki..........................................Akiko Yajima Yosho and Noboyuki...............................Takeshi Aono Seion............................................Tetsuya Iwanaga Demi.............................................Tomo Sakurai Written by.......................................Patrick M. Stewart. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" CUE NEXT EPISODE MUSIC SEION: A ba...A ba...A BABY?! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! TENCHI: Taro stops by in our next episode. MIHOSHI: Please don't cry! MISAKI: A BABY! How cuuuute! TENCHI: And the girls get to take care of him. RYOKO: Get down, Seion! This is my rafter! SEION: I was here first! TENCHI: Some are not as enthusiastic as others. KIYONE: Aren't you the most precious thing? TENCHI: Coming up is No Need for Baby! Episode 36. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Notes: 1. I just have one message this time. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! 2. Just who are all these new characters? If you haven't read the first few Eps do so now. 3. Visit my website at http://home.earthlink.net/~alliemae for website banners and more. 4. If you wanna know what Seion looks like, just let me know by Email and I can send you a copy of his picture and his stats. Seion can be reached at alliemae@mail.earthlink.net. Don't flame me or my fic. If you do you will get nuked back. Smile for the nice people Sasami -----> (^-^) "Curse the handsome devil that I am! I'm always one step ahead of myself!" --Seion Makibi