Legal Disclaimer: Tenchi Muyo! and all associated characters are owned by AIC and Pioneer LDC. Seion Makibi, the Tokimian Knights, the Amatora, Planet Amano, and the Nexus Mercenaries are my own creations based opon the Tenchiverse. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***************************************************************** CUE OPENING THEME: "Imasara Sekitsui Dobutsu" by Ai Orikasa (Ryoko) (opening credits feature the gang as a musical group with Ryoko as the lead singer, Tenchi, Yosho,and Noboyuki on horns, Kiyone on piano, Aeka, Sasami, and Misaki as back-up singers, Washu on techno-equipment, Washu A and B on drums, Mihoshi on lead electric triangle, Nagi on bass, and Seion on lead guitar.) SCENE: An misty landscape inside of Sasami's Dream SASAMI: Jujugem-jujugem bono sureekyrei! Sammy Davis broiler chicken!(Pretty Sammy trans- formation sequence but you can use "Pretty Mutation! Magical Recall!" if you prefer) The Magical Girl Pretty Sammy! Are ready to stop being mean to people now? (We see her talking to a busty redhead and a set of blue and purple eyes. Her face looks strangly familiar. Someone Kiyone and Seion know very well.......) WOMAN: I see that Tsunami has chosen a champion. Let it be known that Tokimi has chosen as well, whelp! (She out-streaches her hand and lets looses a tremendous shockwave towards Sammy. Sammy tries to block it but it is just to much for her and she is knocked back about 50 feet and lands at the feet of another woman. When the woman kneels down by Sasami we see that it is Tsunami. As she holds Sasami's lifeless body she begins to cry.) TSUNAMI: What does want from me? You didn't have to kill her. WOMAN: Tokimi sent me to capture Washu and yourself. As for me, just tell Kiyone that an old classmate of her's is looking for her.(Insert maniacal laughter here) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ SFX: Eeeeeeeeeeoooo! EPISODE 31: NO NEED FOR SEMPAI! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ SCENE:The house at night. All is quiet until Sasami wakes up with a scream and starts crying her eyes out. Nagi, who's in the room with her, wakes up along with the cabbits. NAGI: What's wrong Sasami? SASAMI: I had a scary dream!(she starts crying some more) NAGI: It'll be alright, Princess.(She gives Sasami a hug) After all, you share a room with the greatest bounty hunter in the Universe. No one will get you while I'm here.(Tenchi comes to the door) TENCHI: Are you alright Sasami?(Sasami gets up and run toward Tenchi and grabs on to his waist) SASAMI: Tenchi! This bad woman came and hurt me real bad and I died.and now she's says she's looking for Kiyone!(crying still) I don't want anything bad to happen to Kiyone! Tsuna-I mean, Pretty Sammy has to protect her! Can you take me to her? TENCHI: Sure, Sasami. (Sasami rides on Tenchi's leg as he walks out) KEN-OKI: Chiao? RYO-OKI: Miya! NAGI: Are you two still serious about having little cabbits? (as we see Tenchi and Sasami approching the door to Miho-Kiyo's room we see a tie on the door knob.) TENCHI: Somebody has to learn to pick up after themselves (he knocks and after a while somebody comes to door-someone who isn't Kiyone or Mihoshi) SEION: What! Don't you know what a tie on a doorknob means? TENCHI: Oh, there you are! What are you doing in there? SEION: Well, I was playing "Good cop, bad cop" with Mihoshi until you came along. She'll probably find her way out of those cuffs any second now! SASAMI: Wow! Can I play to? TENCHI&SEION: NO! TENCHI: Where's Kiyone? SEION: With your dad watching "Captain Tylor" reruns. Now if you don't mind, this bad cop has an interrigation to get back to! Good night!(He shuts the door) (As Tenchi and Sasami make there way downstairs, they hear Kiyone's playful laughter) TENCHI: Kiyone! Where are you at? (we see Kiyone's head pop up from the couch with her shirt partialy unbuttoned) KIYONE: Oh, Hi Tenchi! And I see you have Sasami with you! TENCHI: Where's dad? NOBOYUKI:(from the couch) I'm down here! TENCHI: Uhhh..(teardrop) anyway, Sasami had a scary dream and insited on protecting you from the woman in her dream! SASAMI: Yeah! The magical girl Pretty Sammy always protects people! KIYONE: Oh, well isn't that sweet? (she walks toward Sasami buttoning her shirt) SASAMI: Can we go talk to Miss Washu about it? KIYONE: I'm sure Little Washu can help us. Let's go talk to her now! (They go into the storage unit that Washu's {WASHU: What was that?} I mean, Little Washu's lab is in) TENCHI: Just what do you think you're doing, Dad? NOBOYUKI: I THINK I'm trying to go to the kitchen, but I could be wrong.(and he does just that with Tenchi in tow) TENCHI: I meant with Kiyone! NOBOYUKI: Son, it's time he had a little talk about- TENCHI: Don't worry about that, Grandpa already explained it to me. But I couldn't understand what he was saying so I went to Seion and he explained it in very graphic terms. Belive me, I know more than I ever wanted to.(Seion walks in) SEION: Oh, it's you. You know, if there was ever a cure for sex you'd be it! Mihoshi's no longer in the mood! Thanks alot! NOBOYUKI: I know what you mean. I had Kiyone's bra off and was about to- SEION: AND JUST WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARD MY SISTER?! NOBOYUKI: Please don't kill me! I love Kiyone a lot and- SEION: Okay. Just don't mention you, sex and my sister while I'm around! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCENE: Little Washu's Lab. She's got a device on Sasami's head that can project a person's dreams on to a viewscreen. Sasami's asleep WASHU: Let's see here. All signs show that Sasami is perfectly normal. KIYONE: And what about this reflection of hers? How come only you and I have see it? WASHU: Well, I know why I can see it. But I don't know enough about you to make that analysis- not yet anyway. Heh heh!(with that the greatest scietific genius in the Universe punches a couple of buttons on her control pad and a large number of metalic tenticles grab on to the sexiest woman to ever put on a Galaxy Police uniform and procede to remove said uniform) I just need to run a few test and get some samples! I'll just program a nice dream for Sasami while we conduct the test! I hope you don't mind if the probes get a little intimate with you! (no matter what the point of view is, there always seems to be something in the way that blocks out Kiyone's private parts) Just relax and let me do all the work! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCENE: Morning. The shrine. Tenchi and Seion are fixing their own breakfast since Sasami, Washu, and Kiyone are nowhere to be found and Noboyuki had to leave for work early today which left Ryoko and Aeka to make breakfast. I need not say more. SEION: And I thought Washu was the only one who could create a new life form out of eggs, waffle batter and miso soup mix! TENCHI: You forgot about that high octane rocket fuel that Ryoko called pineapple juice! SEION: Please, for your own safety, if you ever do marry them, follow the Jurian Tradition and marry Sasami when she grows up also. In the mean time, order out! TENCHI: Looks like it's about done. GRAMPA! ASAKA! KAMADAKI! BREAKFAST IS READY! ASAKA: And what are we eating this morning, my Lord? TENCHI: Sweet potatoes, rice and breakfast steaks! KAMADAKI:(offscreen) HELP! SHE'S AFTER ME AGAIN!(Kamadaki runs by followed closly by Megumi) MEGUMI: BUT I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG! COME BACK!(They both run down the stairs) ASAKA: He must be in love. TENCHI: What do you mean? He trying his best to escape from her! SEION: Doesn't look like he's trying to hard to me. TENCHI: Huh? YOSHO: He's a Jurian Knight. If he really wanted to he could easily evade her and be five miles away before she knew he was gone. TENCHI: So he's trying to get caught? But why? (the other three have huge smiles on their faces) AEKA:(offscreen) Lord Tenchi! There you are! Why aren't you eating the meal Ryoko and I made for you? (She and Ryoko walk on screen) RYOKO: Yeah. Me and Aeka worked real hard on it.(she gives him those puppydog eyes) TENCHI:(that big teardrop)Uh..I'd..uh..like to but..uh..Oh, yeah! I'm throwing a special breakfast for my new Sempai, Seion. AEKA: And what does this sempai mean? YOSHO: It's a term of respect of a senior friend of yours. It truly is a great honor. RYOKO: Oh, that's all? Now I wanna know-(watch alarm) Uh-oh Aeka! We'd better get to work! You know what Kiyone'll say if she gets there before us! AEKA&RYOKO: Good-bye, Tenchi-sama! (as they both try to kiss him he moves outta the way and they wind up kissing each other) AEKA:(blushing) I..uh.. RYOKO:(doing the same) Uhh...let's get to work.(they both leave) SEION: See? Told ya it'a work. TENCHI: They looked like they enjoyed it (he thinks for a second and then gets a nosebleed) SEION: What are you thinking about, you hentai little monkey! TENCHI: (to Seion) Is it normal for guys to fantisize about..you know! SEION: Two nekkid chicks all over each other. I do all the time. 'Cept in mine it's two Mihoshi's fighting over me. And are you serious about this sempai thing? TENCHI: You can bet on it, Seion-sempai. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SFX: Eeeeyoooo! (wood blocks) (picture of Ryo-oki and Ken-oki in ship form bumping into each other) ===================================================== COMMERCIAL BREAK SCENE: We see Aeka planting a seed in the ground and watering it. The ground begins to rumble and up from the ground sprouts Aeka's ship, Ryu-oh. RANMA:(voice over) If your gonna plant a tree, plant a tree. But if you want Okinomiyaki made the way you like it, there's only one "U-chans." "U-chans." Have it your way. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCENE: Ken-oki, Ryo-oki and Tetin are all looking at a bag of Shnookies with a little cabbit (lets call it Chibi-oki) playing in the background RYO-OKI: So, she got us Shnookies. Great. TETIN: But these aren't just any Shnookies! These are brand new Carrot Cake flavor! KEN-OKI: But how do they taste? RYO-OKI: How should I know? They're brand new. TETIN: Why don't you try them? KEN-OKI: And ruin my appitite? No way-- Hey back there! Would you knock it off? CHIBI-OKI: Miya! TETIN: I thought I hid that thing! RYO-OKI: Well, one of us will have to try them and--(We see Sasami's feet come through the door)--Quick! Act like cabbits! ANNONCER: SHNOOKIES! The number one snack food in the Galaxy! RYO-OKI: Miya! KEN-OKI: Chiao! TETIN: Like, Yaow! ===================================================== SFX:Eeeeyoooo!(wood blocks) (picture of the cabbits with a buch of carrots slung over Ken-oki's back) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SCENE: The flower shop. Kiyone, Aeka, and Ryoko are talking. RYOKO: I can't belive I KISSED you. AEKA: I can't belive we ENJOYED it. KIYONE: What's the big deal? So you kissed each other. You'll live. AEKA: But you don't understand. This is very unusual for Jurian women. KIYONE: Quit crying about it! Besides, I've gone a lot further with another woman and you don't see me complaining! RYOKO: Just as I thought! You are a di- AEKA: Ryoko! Such language! Besides, if Miss Kiyone were a..um..(she turns red)..one of those she wouldn't be trying..things...with Mr. Masaki. KIYONE: And how come you always refer to Noboyuki as Mister! He is Tenchi's father, ya know! AEKA: But Tenchi is a Jurian Prince and Mr. Masaki isn't! KIYONE: He married Princess Achika and is the father of her child and by you law that does qualify him as a member of YOUR royal family. RYOKO: About this other woman. Who was she? And what did you two do. KIYONE: Well, she was an older classmate of mine back home. She was what the earthlings call a Sempai. And we did nothing serious we just-(the bell on the door rings. When Kiyone turns around Ryoko and Aeka are gone) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCENE: Tenchi's room. Tenchi and Seion are assembling a sword stand while Sasami looks on. TENCHI: But I don't own a daisho and neither do you! SEION: Well now you have and excuse to get one. Hand me that part there, would you, Sasami? SASAMI: Here you go! (Meanwhile, downstairs, Nagi is watching "Japan's Most Wanted" and taking down notes when the two flower shop employees burst in and ask...) RYOKO&AEKA: WHERE'S TENCHI? NAGI: (she points in the general direction of the stairs) That way! (the princess and the pirate procede promptly and purposely up the stairs.) Let see now. Happosai wanted for.... (Outside Tenchi's door stand Aek and Ryoko but we hear Seion, Tenchi and Sasami's voices from inside the room) RYOKO: What do you hear, Aeka. AEKA: Shhhhhh! I'm trying to find out -SEION: If you don't hold still I can't put it in. -TENCHI: Are you sure about this? -SEION: Have you done this before? -TENCHI: No. -SEION: Then shut up and let me finish this! -SASAMI: Here! Let me help! AEKA: Oh no! They're letting Sasami watch! That does it! (Ryoko and Aeka storm in) JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, LORD TENCH?!(Aeka and Ryoko then see what is really going on and both turn red) SEION: Well, we could be building a sword but I could be wrong. TENCHI: What did you think we were doing? AEKA: Well I....uh.. RYOKO: We thought that you two were..uh... TENCHI: You two think that we were- SEION:(speaking with a lisp) O my sstarss! They found out about usss! RYOKO: That's not funny! SEION: Your right. It's not funny-IT'S HYSTERICAL! AH-HAHAHAHA! And where did you get the idea that we were doing any thing like that? AEKA: Well, Kiyone said she did that with her Sempai so naturaly we- SEION: On our planet young women are taught love-making by older friends! That's why their so good at it! RYOKO: And just who teaches the young men! SEION: The same way we learn how to fight-you dive right in and hope you survive. Only we do it with those girls who already know what they're doing. AEKA: That is so..so..BARBARIC! I can't stand these savage mating customs! (she storms out) SEION: That's it. TENCHI: Where are you going, Seion? SEION: I'm going to go kill the bitch!(He leaves) TENCHI: Now wait a minute! (He goes after Seion) You can't kill a member of the Royal Family! (Ryoko, Sasami, and Tenchi dogpile him) SEION: Aw c'mon! You got to kill one! RYOKO: That's not the point! SEION: Are YOU lecturing me on morality? What's a matter? 'Fraid I'll kill yer girlfriend? RYOKO: Yes I am-I mean I can't let you kill Aeka! SEION: Somebody's gotta for the good of the Empire! Nuttin's gonna stop this quest! (Just then Mihoshi walks by in a thong bikini) MIHOSHI: Oh, Seion dear! There you are! Would you be a darling young man and put some suntan oil on my back? I'm going out by the lake to sunbathe and I could really use your help! SEION:(with a bewitched look on his face) Whatever you say, Miiioooshiiii! He-he! (he seemingly floats out after her) RYOKO: It seems Mihoshi isn't entirely useless after all! (There's a "Knock-knock" at the door) SASAMI: I'll get it!(She runs down the stairs and opens the door to see Megumi standing there) Oh, it's you Megumi! Kamidaki's hiding in the closet! KAMADAKI:(from inside the closet)Oh no! MEGUMI: Actually, Sasami, I came to see you!(She slyly walks over to the closet door) I have a message for you from the Jurian ship Ramia. SASAMI: That's mommy's ship! AEKA! I GOT A MEESAGE FROM MOMMY! AEKA:(Coming out of the kitchen) From mother! Where? SASAMI: It's right here!(giving Aeka a disapproving look) And you're supposed to call her Mommy! AEKA: Aren't we a little old for that? (As she begins to read the letter we hear Misaki's voice and see her picture) MISAKI: Little Aeka! And My sweet Little Sammy, How have you been? I heard all about What you did in defeting Kagato! I can't to meet this adorable young man named Tenchi I've heard so much about! And I'm just dying to meet the great Yosho! He looks handsome for a man his age! It's a good thing that the Torabushi's and my personal Knights hid me from Kagato! I guess he wasn't to concerned about me because I'm not a part of the direct bloodline. But you shouldn't worry too much about me because I'll be arriving on Earth not long after you get this letter. So have everything ready for my arrival. The local Galaxy Police will give you the exact date of my arrival. Until then I'll be counting the days until we're reunited! Love with hugs'n kisses Your Mommy. AEKA: She's coming here? (Aeka faints) SASAMI: Oh boy! Our Mommy's coming! RYOKO: Aeka, you still call her "Mommy?" Ha HA! (the phone rings and Nagi answers it) NAGI: Hello? PHONE: DABLAHRANAYOUA RYOKO HASSABLASSA AEKA NOW! NAGI: Ryoko, it's you boss! RYOKO: Oh damn. We're in trouble! AEKA:..uhnnnn...no Mommy...no Mommy... (As the camera pulls away from the Masaki household we hear their voices from inside the house) RYOKO: Quit whinning, Aeka-sama and let's go! AEKA: But why does she have to come? TENCHI: So, Sasami, tell me about your mother! SASAMI: Well, she's........ (Cue ending music) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ FADE TO BLACK +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 CUE ENDING SONG: Aeka's "Big Band Style" song(I don't know the title but it's the last song on the imporetd Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki Best Album) It's just a big band style ending credits with the various cast members on intruments and Aeka singing. Tenchi...........................................Masami Kikuchi Ryoko............................................Ai Orikasa Aeka.............................................Yumi Takada Sasami...........................................Chisa Yokoyama Kiyone&Megumi....................................Yuri Amano Mihoshi..........................................Yuko Mizutani Washu............................................Yuko Kobayashi Nagi.............................................Mizue Otsuka Ryo-oki..........................................Etsuko Kozakura Ken-oki..........................................Akiko Yajima Yosho and Noboyuki...............................Takeshi Aono Seion............................................Tetsuya Iwanaga Written by.......................................Patrick M. Stewart. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" CUE NEXT EPISODE MUSIC SASAMI: In our next episode our Mommy arrives! AEKA: Why does she make us call her that? MISAKI: You are cute, Tenchi! And BIG to! SEION: I'm sorry, but I'm not Tenchi, my KAWAII Kaween! TENCHI: Not the hug! SASAMI: And Tenchi's Father has a BIG question! NOBOYUKI: Kiyone, will you.... SASAMI: All in Episode 32: No Need for Mommy! MASAKI: It's positively Kawaii! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Notes: 1. I know, I know. "Just where the hell is this story going anyway?" you ask. Just remember that the TV series didn't start going anywhere until the 14th Episode. 2. Just who are all these new characters? If you haven't read the first 4 Eps do so now. 3. Visit my website at http://home.earthlink.net/~allimae for website banners and more. 4. If you wanna know what Seion looks like, just let me know by Email and I can send you a copy of his picture and his stats. Seion can be reached at alliemae@mail.earthlink.net "Curse the handsome devil that I am! I'm always one step ahead of myself!"--Seion Makibi