Disclaimer : Okay nice and short now. Non of the following fan fic on the site www.tmffa.com is made by the two creators of this MST. Y2S and Yakuza are owned by Kelice Acorn and Michael Sykes respectivly (even tho Y2S uses Yak's name for her e-mail -_-) and everything else is owned under copyrite law 505 by AIC and Pionner. Thank you for reading ^_^. Announcer : ladies and gentlemen welcome to tonights MST...... playing the fool for tonights MSting will be number 13 Yakuza... Yakuza : (running in with a dallas stars NHL top) Let's rock this fic *boos* Yakuza : go boo yourself, Ryoko fans Random items thrown at Yakuza. Announcer : playing slut for the night number 7 Y2S.... *cheers* Y2S : (walking in pouting while wearing a mighty ducks NHL top with 7 on the back) I'm dominatrix not slut Announcer : playing the two extra charecters are number 1 Tenchiiiiiii... MASAKI Tenchi : (standing in the middle of room under spotlight wearing Juraian armour) What am I doing here? Lights go out Announcer : At number 2 the queen of darkness the greatest space pirate known. THE DEAMON OF TENCHI'S DREAMS RYOKO HAKIBIIIIIIIII *crowd goes wild* Yakuza : damn Ryoko fans... go Ayeka Yakuza is knocked out by several objects as Ryoko flies in using her energy swords to create a magical light show in the middle of the room. Announcer : And the projectionator number 9283744234244 Washuuuuuu with 6 u's. Washu enters in style to cheers. Announcer : and now the MST begins. ***************** Yakuza : ohh stars ***************** Yakuza : (reading a book titled "meaning of life part 5") Wow.... that was a good book. Almost believeable aswell. Y2S : So you mean I could pick any guy and they'd be MSTing these fics with us. What's the catch? Washu : You have to MST a few fics *coughfewbeing2262ficscough* Y2S : Wow I'm in.... now who to pick Yakuza : Hey Gundam wing is on look it's duo.... Y2S : What.... oh damn it is on Yakuza : hey look they've got a playstation Y2S : and it's free so so so free..... Yakuza : what's that say... durable till 1999 *kaput (strange noise me thinks)* The playstation explodes Y2S : ooooh well..... Washu : Todays fic is - A Matter of Life or Death: Part 1: Fall of the Innocent Yakuza : (watching Gundam Wing) very nice Washu who by? Washu : Tank cop Y2S : you mean that tank cop guy who Yak read a bad MST of. Yakuza : they did not like that fic Y2S : quick let's find a yuri (girl on girl relationship) lemon fic. Yakuza : good idea.... (looks in his colection) what shall it be.. erotic adventures in time and space with Ryoko and Ayeka... or Galaxy Polices detective file -part 1 : "in the shower" Washu : shut up they'll kill us no one mentioned it's a lemon MST. Yakuza : oh reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaally...... Y2S : where'd I leave my whip this could be fun getting us in trouble. Darn lost it, shall we start Yakuza : No.... >Disclaimer: I didn't create Tenchi Muyo, AIC and Pioneer did. Please don't >sue me. Y2S : Oh yeah we believe you created Tenchi Muyo Washu : oh what about the two MSTers... Yakuza : just get some rejects.... Washu : okay I'll get Ryoko and Tenchi. Tenchi and Ryoko appear in the spare chairs. Washu takes a seat. Washu : The good MST ship whatever has now taken it's second voyage prepare for extreme MSTing. Ryoko : where's the popcorn? Tenchi : do we get popcorn >(God I hate doing this! Yakuza : I hate you too >I mean this is stupid! Yakuza : your life is stupid >No one in AIC or Pioneer is >going to read this, they have better things to do with there time then read >bunch of fanfic by amateur writers!) Y2S : actually pioneer have more time on their hands then you'd believe after conquering the entire world. Yakuza : they wont get Sakura. Tenchi : What are we doing here Ryoko? Ryoko : I don't know but do you want me to kill the ugly one? Tenchi : maybe we should see if they can be trusted first. Washu : they can be trusted now concentrate on the fic. >^_^ > >This is my first series. So I wanted to do something that would involve >the >hole group. You know like...Um....Well....Uh... To tell you the truth I >can't compare right now! Well, on with the show! Ryoko : wow this must be written by a 12 year old cos we aint a hole group. Yakuza : (as bad fic writer) Um... Um... Um... yeah >by Tank Cop > >A Matter of Life or Death: Part 1: Fall of the Innocent > >------------------------------------------------------------------------------ >-------------------------------------------------------- Y2S : look out incoming lines. Yakuza ducks >Dawn brakes *crash* o_O' >as Yosho leaves the house to go to the temple. As he enters the >kitchen he notices something very strange. "That's odd where's Sasami? >She's usually up and staring breakfast about now?" Then he just shock his >head. "She's probably just sleeping in. It is a Saturday." Tenchi : why would Sasami stay in bed for Saturday? Isn't it supposed to be Sunday when you stay in? Y2S : Not If you're Jewish Tenchi. Yakuza : Sasami is Jewish? >So Yosho goes over to the refrigerator and gets a muffin and a glass of >milk. Yakuza : got milk? Ryoko : we're not supposed to have muffins are we? Y2S : it's damn American fooly kids who think "well I don't know anything about Japan so lets just imagine they're like us". Tenchi : I thought he left already? >Then leaves the house. When he looks back and sees that Sasami's window is >wide opened! Yakuza : OH MY GOD SHE COULD BE LETTING INSECTS IN THE HOUSE Tenchi : but he already left? >"That's very strange, Sasami never leaves her window opened?" Yosho walks >back into the house and up the stares to Sasami's room. > >He opens Sasami's door slowly. "Sasami are you ok?" Yosho looks in and >sees >Sasami lying on the floor with All : ARGHHHHH IT'S A LEMON >her eye open and not moving! All but Tenchi : PHEW Tenchi : she's a cyclops now? Ryoko : and her eye isn't moving. >Yosho screams! Ryoko : what a girl >"SASAMI!" Yosho rushes to Sasami and checks her pulse, there is none! "Oh >God Sasami, please don't leave use!" Yosho picks Sasami up and runs to >Washu's subspace lab. > >Washu hears the door slam open and a very worried Yosho. "Washu, Sasami >is...she needs your help, HURRY!" Washu rushes to Yosho and sees Sasami's >lifeless body in his arms. "Get her on the Bio-Bed, QUICK!" Yosho lays >Sasami on the bed and prays, while Washu calls her Med-Bots to help her >with >Sasami. "Give me 15cc's of Cordacen stat!" Yakzua hums the tune for ER... quietly >There's still no pulse. >"Increase the heart starter to 50, CLEAR!" *ZAP* Still no pulse. Washu >trys again. "CLEAR!" *ZAP* Still no pulse. Tenchi : they're killing of Sasami? All but Tenchi : GOD DAMN IT THEY'RE KILLING OF SASAMI. >Thirty painful minuets later. The rest of the family gets up. Aeka walks >past Sasami's room and sees that she's not there. "She must have breakfast >ready by now, such a good sister." Aeka walks down stares and sees Yosho >and >Washu with there head's down and a sad look like Ryo-Ohki had just died or >something! Yakuza : oh yeah if Ryo-ohki died we would look much sadder than if Sasami died. Ryoko : gotta love the informality of using the word "or something" in a fic Tenchi : I like how he uses exclamation marks so much. >Washu looks up and sees Aeka walking down the stares. She walks over to >her. >"Aeka you'd better sit down, you'd all better sit down. Me and Yosho have >some very sad news. Sasami is...Sasami is.." "Is what?" Aeka demand. >"Sasami is dying!" Ryoko : hey I thought she was dead.... Tenchi : where's the inteligence gone. Yakuza : stares? How can you walk down "stares" >Aeka just sits there not a word, then she starts to crying. "Is there any >thing you can do for her?" Aeka asked. Washu shacks her head. "I'm >sorry, >but the best and only thing that I can be done was to put Sasami into a >stasis camber. In order to stop the process, but it didn't it only slowed >it >down." Aeka with a tremble in her voice asks. "How long does she have >until..." "Two Weeks." Washu responds. "It seems that a new form of >super >virus has infected Sasami's blood and that is what's killing her." Y2S : hah super virus that sounds like something off of star trek. Tenchi : so she isn't dead yet then? Yakuza : yet again "shacks her head"? >Aeka runs out of the house crying. "I'll go after her." Tenchi said as he left the house after her. Yakuza : Run Tenchi run! Y2S : Pump those chicken legs. Tenchi : I don't have chicken legs! >Ryoko was so mad that she grabbed Washu's shirt, flung her against the >wall, and held her there. Y2S : Ryoko that was mean. Ryoko : Hey don't blame me it's not my fic. Yakuza : you write fics. Ryoko : well of course. "Tenchi is mine so stay away Ayeka or else I'll punch a hole through your face faster than you can say Tenchi has chicken legs," is a good fic. All but Ryoko : Bet it's a lemon. Ryoko : No it's a crossover with Dragon Ball Z... >"Tell me what the cure is or you die!" Ryoko demanded. Yosho grabs Ryoko's arm and trys to calm her down. "Ryoko please, hurting Washu will not help solve anything. Now I'm going to call Mihoshi and Kiyone, they maybe able to help." Ryoko lets Washu go and fazes out of site. Yakuza : hah if I know my fics Kiyone or Mihoshi or both will be in the shower and they'll not be able to do anything without a bumbling mistake involving one of them humiliating themself, more than likely because of a lack of thinking. >------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------- Yakuza : argh I've been hit. >Tenchi search's the forest looking for Aeka. He finally finds her right next to Funaho. She's always loved that spot. Tenchi : Pssst, is this the OAV version or the TV version Ryoko : both combined I think. >Tenchi walks over to Aeka slowly. Tenchi : SWITCH STYLES. Y2S : So is that how you spell Ayeka? Ryoko : we'll never know Yakuza : YAY AEKA/AYEKA Random objects hit Yakuza. >"Aeka can I sit with you?" Aeka looks up Yakuza : no get lost chicken legs. Tenchi : Hey.... >with tear filled eyes. "Yes, please Tenchi." Tenchi sits down next to Aeka as they look out into the pond. "Sasami always loved to come here and sit. She said that if you listen very closely to the wind it almost sounds alive with love! But I can't hear it anymore." Aeka said tearfully. She looks at Tenchi with tears in her eyes. "When she first got here she told me that this is where we belong. On a planet where our royal titles didn't matter. That place is here she said, but this planet of our dreams has turned into a horrible nightmare." Aeka then throws her head in Tenchi's chest and cries uncontrollably. "Oh Tenchi. What am I going to do without her. I just can't sit by and let her die, I have to do something to help her." Tenchi takes hold of Aeka's shoulders and looks her in the eyes. "There is something you can do for your sister Aeka?" Aeka stops crying. "What can I do?" "You can pray." Tenchi said. Tenchi then takes Aeka in his arms and kiss her. All MSTERS : Snore..... snore..... random insult about spelling. >------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------- Yakuza : arghhhh lines duck. >The phone in Mihoshi and Kyione's apartment goes off. *RING, RING* "Mihoshi can you get it, I'm in the shower!" Yakuza smiles smugly. Y2S : How the hell did you know that? Yakuza : like I said, it's a fan fic done by someone who can't spell. When in doubt use Mihoshi and Kiyone in a random shower scene, is one saying used by lemon fic writers. >Ok Kiyone, hello." Y2S : Hi I'm looking for speech marks. Ryoko : sorry this is a bad fan fic. Tenchi : hey at least it's not a Sasami lemon. All shudder. >Yosho on the other end of the line. "Hello Mihoshi, are you sitting down and where's Kiyone?" Mihoshi sits down on the couch. "I'm sitting down now and Kiyone's in the shower. So what's up?" Yosho takes a deep breath. "I have some sad news. Sasami is dying!" For a moment Yosho can hear nothing on the other line. All : ARGHHH MIHOSHI HAS DIED. Yakuza : who's next damn it, Ayeka? Ryoko? RYO-OHKI FOR GOD SAKES? >"Mihoshi are you there?" "Yes, yes. How...*WEEP*!" Mihoshi can barley finish a sentience without crying. Ryoko : and that's normal? Tenchi : how do you go *weep* Ryoko : I dunno but you just did it. Y2S : Psst Yak let's go have some fun *wink wink* Yakuza : er.... okay. Y2S and Yakuza disappear behind the seats. Washu : HEY SLACKERS, THE FIC IS CALLING. Y2S & Yak : Meanie. >"How *SNIF* will she *WEEP* die?" Yosho takes his time in answering her, trying not to make the situation worse then it already is. "she's dying of a virus infection." How long *SNIF* does she have?" "Two weeks. I was hoping that you and Kiyone could help us to find a cure for her before..." Mihoshi stops him mid-sentience. "will be *WEEP* at your place in one *SNIF* hour, bye." Mihoshi hangs up the phone and cries. Kiyone walks into the room dressed in a bath towel. "Who was that Mihoshi?" Kiyone sees Mihoshi crying. She walks over and sits down next to her friend. "Mihoshi what's wrong? Please tell me." Mihoshi looks at Kiyone. "Its Sasami she's...she's..." Mihoshi starts crying before she can finish her sentience. Kiyone grabs Mihoshi and demands to know. "Mihoshi get a hold of yourself, and tell me what's wrong with Sasami?" Mihoshi screams out. "SASAMI'S GOING TO DIE!" Kiyone for a brief moment seems lost, for what seems like forever. "Are you sure?" Kiyone asks. Mihoshi nods. "Yes, Yosho called me and told us to get over to there place and help them find a cure." Kiyone rushes to get her car keys. "Then lets go!" As she opens the door, Mihoshi yells! "Kiyone wait!" Kiyone looks in surprise at her partner! "What, we have to hurry." Mihoshi stares at her partner. "Maybe you should get dressed first!" Kiyone looks down to see that she's still wearing a bath towel, only! Yakuza : told ya, shower, embarrising incedent and Mihoshi and Kiyone go together. Y2S : Car keys? Tenchi : Why is it that Kiyone is being the fool and Mihoshi being the sensible one? Ryoko : Pssst OOC... >------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------- Yakuza : duck and cover. >Yosho walks up onto the roof to see if Ryoko is ok. He sees her at the front edge of the roof. He walks over to her and stands next to her. "Ryoko have you been crying?" Ryoko : er... no? Tenchi : Ryoko he's not asking you. >Ryoko wipes the tears from her eyes. "No, I don't cry. I'm Ryoko the greatest space pirate in the Universe. Ryoko : damn right I am. *Crowd Cheers.* Yakuza : booo..... Yakuza gets shot. >I don't cry. My eyes are just dry, its humid out here." She takes hold of Yosho's hand and stands up. "I'm sorry for loosing my temper in there. Its just the shock, I mean who would do this to Sasami, she would never hurt anyone, she couldn't even if she wanted to." Ryoko starts to tremble with anger and rage. "When I find the Son-of-a-Bitch that did this to Sasami, I will rip his or her Fucking head off and stick it on a poll outside the house! To serve as a warning to all those who would try such a thing again!" Ryoko said with fire in her eyes! Ryoko : Arghhhh my eyes are on fire. Y2S : Dude he can't put those swear words in. Yakuza : Dude, where's my car. Tenchi : that film was cool. >Yosho trys to calm her down. "Ryoko please, you have to calm down, its no good for Sasami or you to get all work up like this. I'm sorry that I don't have an answer for you Ryoko, but we can't let this incident destroy use." Yosho looks at Ryoko. "Lets go inside the others are waiting for us." Ryoko gives Yosho a look of relief. "Thank you, Yosho." >------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------- Everyone is in Washu's subspace lab watching the big monitor that is showing a camera view of Sasami's room. "So tell me again Washu, why were not aloud into Sasami's room and your only letting a Cam-Bot in?" Kiyone asked. Yakuza : damn missed my cue.... LINES duck. Tenchi : what the hell is a cam-bot. Ryoko : I'm using a cam-bot because you are useless Kiyone. Washu : She speaks the truth. >Its very simple really. Y2S : the fic does speak. >We don't know if this virus is contagious, it could spread to all of use then to the public and so on." Washu said. Within seconds the computer was done. "Well, the good news is that its not contagious. Wait there's a different DNA pattern here! It might be the attacker! I'm running it throw the DNA scanner now." Washu said. Within seconds the computer showed the face of Sasami's attacker. When they saw who it was, everyone was more shocked by this, then they were when they found out Sasami was dying! Tenchi : It's old man Wilson. Y2S : Wow what about that Yacki yoo Yakuza : Yakie yakie yoooo. >Ryoko spoke up first. "Never in a billion lifetimes would I ever have thought that it would be her! Nagi! How could she do this, why would she do this, is it to get at me?" Ryoko : Nagi? That's not a suprise, after all she's the only bad guy not dead. > Aeka turned to Ryoko. "Do you know where she is?" Ryoko looks at her. "If I knew that I would be off this planet and that Bitch would be dead right now!" Washu slaps her head as if she hadn't thought of something before. "Why didn't I think of that before. She gave Sasami the virus, then she must have the cure as well, we have to find her." Ryoko gives Washu a doubtful look. "Where are you going to look. Ken-Ohki can fly just as fast as Ryo-Ohki. She's probably on the other side of the galaxy by now!" But Washu had a plan in mind. "Then you'll have to go to space and look for her." Kiyone question's Washu's idea. "How are we going to find her in a short time, by going together in Ryo-Ohki?" Washu shacks her head. "Your not all going to go in Ryo-Ohki. You will spilt up into three groups of two, each of you will search every conner of the galaxy until you find Nagi. Ryoko will take Ryo-Ohki and search for her in the places where the worst scum in the galaxy dwell. You know the place I'm talking about Ryoko." Ryoko knowing exactly where she's talking about. "Yes, the Bad Land, ya I know that place all right. If she's there I'll find her." Washu counties. "Kiyone and Mihoshi will head to the planets patrolled by other Galaxy Police. Also see if they can give us any help in locating Nagi, will need it. And lastly Tenchi and Aeka. You two will search the area's of space that is owned by the Jurian family. Me and Yosho will stay here to monitor Sasami's condition." Tenchi : Kiyone, Mihoshi take a few days off of work for a while for no reason. Ryoko go get pissed at some rough bars. Aeka or however you spell it, go flirt with Tenchi and boss around several armies from Jurai. >Washu walks up to Aeka and puts her hand on her shoulder. "I know what I'm about to ask you will be difficult but..." Aeka looks at the ground and replays in a low voice. "I know...I'll contact my father and tell him to send us a ship, I'll also tell him about Sasami...You know that when this is over, I'll be forced to leave Earth with or without Sasami!" Yakuza : NO AYEKA SAY IT AINT SO. Tenchi : Why does she have to leave? Ryoko : it seems a bit daft to just cut Ayeka out with a rubbish situation just because you prefere me. Y2S : er.... yeah. >A hush falls over the group. Then Washu says. "Yes, I know, but it is the only way to save Sasami's life. All my attempts to find a cure have failed. But it is your choice." Aeka stands up and walks to the chair next to the monitor activates the flouting key pad and sits down. "I'd like to be alone for a while if you don't mind." Everyone clears the room except Tenchi. Aeka looks at Tenchi with anger eyes. "I said get out!" Yakuza : ohhhh snappy. >Tenchi says. "If you want to talk to me later you know where to find me." He closed the door behind him on his way out. Aeka sits there for a long time, in the dark. But not as alone, and dark as she fells in her heart. Ryoko : he's a poet and he doesn't know it? Y2S : Poet in his own mind. >------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------- An hour later Aeka comes out of Washu's lab with tears in her eye. Tenchi walks up to her. "Are you ok Aeka, will your father help us?" Aeka nods her head. "He will help us. The Jurian fleet will arrive in tree days, then we can begin our hunt for Nagi!" TO BE CONTINUED.............. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------- Yakuza : so many lines.... Y2S : and bold print. >See what happens in the next episode "A Matter of Life or Death: Part 2: >The Hunt For Nagi!" Well, I hope you enjoyed the first part of my series. This is my first time I have ever done a series before, Yakuza : Wow suprise, suprise Tenchi : I would never have guessed. >I hope that I get good revues so I can continue to write more stories. Ryoko : For the love of God no. Tenchi : It's spealt "Reviews" >Please E-mail me what you think. Be honest with your comments, don't try >to make me feel good just because I deserve it! Yakuza : you don't deserve to be whipped by Y2S. Y2S : hey... >Until the next story, good-bye! Tank Cop ^_^ Y2S : So? Yakuza : kill me now. Tenchi : Can I go now. Ryoko : Don't ever bring me back here again.