We Wanna Be Sedated Washu: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna be sedated How did I end up on this crazy show? I wanna be sedated Mihoshi's in my lab and she's breaking up the place I wish she'd fall out of Yagami and jump in space and keep floating floating floating till she gets hit in the face I wish I wish I wish Noboyuki: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna be sedated How did I end up on this crazy show? I wanna be sedated There's six hot ladies in here I said Hip hip hooray! But Tenchi foolishly keeps on running far away I'm thinking to myself Oh my God, my son is gay. Oh no Oh no Oh no! Sasami: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna be sedated I don't have a real part in this crazy show! I wanna be sedated But what's this with the lemons? Dammit I'm only eight! (sorta) With these crazy crazy people commiting statutory rape After all of that, I'm surprised I'm walking straight. Oh geez, Oh geez, Oh geez! Kiyone: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna be sedated Somebody get me off this crazy show! I wanna be sedated First of all Mihoshi and I are NOT GAY!! She's gone and shit herself. That's the seventh time today. If she goes on bout the wargones I swear I'll put her away Oh yay! Oh yay! Oh yay! Ayeka: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna be sedated How did I end up on this crazy show? I wanna be sedated Azaka! Kamedake! Fire a shot to warn! (BOOM!) Ryoko's getting on my nerves. She's getting on my spinal cord. And what is with the fan art with me drawn flat as a board Oh lord! Oh lord! Oh lord! Azaka and Kamedake: Kumbaya Ayeka:Hey! That's not supposed to be in there! Frieza???: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna be sedated I am not even on this crazy show!!! Please leave me out of this It's true I'm white and purple, I look like a punky girl But there is someone crazier in this stupid world Her name is Ryoko and.... Oh shit here she comes! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Ryoko: Twenty twenty twenty twenty minutes ago I got a piece of Tenchi I have been blessed with impeccable yabos. I got a piece of Tenchi So what if you didn't see me do it in the show? I'll be thanking Lenny Quites and more lemon writers though I rode him like a race horse and boom Tenchi did go. Ayeka is a ho! Nagi: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna catch Ryoko Fuck this stupid show who the hell am I kidding? I wanna eat Ryoko In the script I hate Ryoko. I don't know why I do. And over that Ayeka has been bothering me too In Tenchi Go Boom 5 I'll soon be flossing blue Yahoo yahoo yahoo! Grandpa: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna be sedated How did I end up on this crazy show? I wanna be sedated How many times must I ask you not to bother me. No I did not sodomize Ryo-Ohki Just leave me alone and let me drink my fucking tea! Oh gee Oh gee Oh gee! Tenchi: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna be sedated How did I end up on this crazy show I wanna be sedated A bunch of horny women are begging me for sex Ryoko's standing over here with a bare chest Hold on a minute. Anybody got a kleenex? Thinking: "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!" Tenchi: Seven seven seven hundred years to go I wanna be sedated How did I end up on this crazy show? I wanna be sedated I'm under a constant barrage of double D's I could have been doing two gorgeous enemies But I'm stuck inside the future humping dead trees Oh please! Oh please! oh please! Ryo-Ohki: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! End Just so you know I don't own any of these characters. Don't sue me. If your lawyers are the kind who won't stop sucking till they draw blood, good luck. I'm a broke anemic. Give me some credit here! That meow thing took a really long time.