In the vast darkness of space, the USS Brian Drummond glides like a shark seeking its next meal. Inside the ship, MST agent Bryan Weber enters a special chamber with a circular platform. He kneels upon this platform, and a massive hologram appears before him. "King Neo, what is my bidding, my loyal fan?" King Neo speaks, "There is a great disturbance in the Archives. A lemon called "No Need For Virgins."" "I too, have become aware of it. What do you wish of me?" "Flame it, Captain. Flame it to hell and back!" Fanfics: The dark frontier. These are the voyages of the MST ship Brian Drummond. It's eternal mission, to flame the lemons, to mock the darkfics, to fail to take ourselves too seriously, and to continually appease the fans. Roll Call: Bryan Weber: "Suit up. We have a job to do." Zechs Merquise: "Can't I just sleep in one lousy day..." Vegeta: "More lemon crap?" Ryoko: "I'm not happy with this." and the ship's pilot, Rei Ayanami : "Will you keep it down, guys? I'm trying to sleep, here." Bryan: So, here we are again, ready to MST yet another lemon. Vegeta: Tell me it's not another one of those pedophile obsessed Sasami rape things. Ryoko: Every time I look at the poor kid, I wanna cry. Zechs: At least the vomit bags are in plentiful supply. Bryan: It's starting, guys. This is a Tenchi Muyo Hentai/Lemon Fanfic of the wildest type! Vegeta:(sarcastically): Oh greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaat. I was afraid it might be something tolerable like Aikan Muyo. Zechs: I'm worried. That's usually how they describe Sasami lemons. Ryoko: Oh no, not again. This is DEFENTLY not for children! Bryan: You heard the author. No kids! All Sasamis, Misas, Taros, Washuus, and others under the age of 18, please leave the fic now. Ryoko: That's a new approach. Wait a sec..... If u were a child any way. YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL Zechs: I'm 19, and I still don't understand why you people write this crap. Bryan: You're 19? Jeez! I thought you were in your mid twenties, man. SO WHY IS THERE A "WARNING" IN THE FIRST PLACE??? Bryan: Because responsible people take responsibility for writing tripe. Ryoko: Shall we bring up some of your works? Zechs: At least he hasn't written any sick lemons. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------- Part 1 of the "No Need For Virgins" Lemon fan/fic series. *Virgins No More* By: AncientYUME Featuring Tenchi and Sasami! Bryan: Oh, man! I was hoping to get out of here without vomiting this time! Zechs: Urp. Ryoko: Vegeta, kill me. Vegeta: And suffer alone? I think not. The sun rose once morning upon the Masaki Home. The sharp beams of light glared through the windows of the eastern side of the household. Tenchi was awoken by the light Vegeta: And thus realized that having sex with 8 year olds is inherently wrong? Bryan: Were it only that simple... as a little beamed through his curtains. He refused to open his eyes and come to accept he had awoken from his dream. Ryoko: This saddened him, for it was a dream where he got a beautiful, mature, DEVELOPED woman! Vegeta: Can I put that to the test one day? Ryoko: Saiya-jin scumbag. Vegeta: Flattery will get you nowhere. This dream had been like no other, he imagined Ryoko and Ayeka fighting, yes that seems normal but.... He also made love to them later in the same dream. A threesome, Ryoko: BAD TENCHI! Dreaming me into sick threesomes with Ayeka! Now me and me and you... Vegeta: Sure, rub it in that you can duplicate and she can't. Ryoko: When ya got it, flaunt it, ne? and what a burst of pleasure he had. He had never felt such pleasure before. Bryan: Get that boy some clean linens, please. He never could have imagined actually having sex with them, both at the same time!! Zechs: Then how did he dream it? He did though; he imagined it all night, Vegeta: But you just said he couldn't have! and it left him wet. All: EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!! For it was his first wet dream. Bryan: Hands up all those who feel that was way too much info. All: (hands raised): You said it. He opened his eyes. The sun blinded him, for his eyes failed to adjust in time! Vegeta: Thus handicapped, Tenchi never got as far as having sex with anyone, and the fic ended. Zechs: Not a chance in hell, y'know. *Wow, what a dream. I never thought i would ever even think such a deed* Tenchi thought to himself. Bryan: Am I the only one who thinks that sentence is dripping in redundancy. Vegeta(as Mojo Jojo): But it is, for it says the same thing over and over again, while repeating itself, it becomes redundant, for it says once again that which it has already said, and.. Ryoko: (brandishing sword): WE GET THE POINT! He rubbed his head and pulled off the covers. His pants warm and wet. Bryan: Bad monkey! Bad! *Damn, i got to shower now* So he stood up and grabbed a few clothes and headed off the shower, still trying to grasp the quickly fading dream of the joy of sex! Zechs: Unlike him, I don't have to dream. And I wish you'd stop calling me here when I was with Noin! Bryan: Sor-ry! Sheesh. It isn't like I don't return you at the exact moment when you left, you know. Zechs: Like I'm in any sort of mood after this crap! Sasami was hard at work making a light breakfast! Zechs: It would be rude to interrupt her. Let's leave her here. She was humming as she went along; steering batter, Bryan: But does the batter steer well, or is it sluggish at the wheel? rolling dow, Vegeta: Dow? I rolled all my funds into a Roth IRA, myself. and chopping fruit. Tenchi came down the stairway and smelt the aroma of Sasami's typical handy work. Bryan: Can you smeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll what the Rock is cookin'? Ryoko: Pancakes, Rock! Pancakes! Vegeta: No more WWF for you two. He was shower robe Zechs: Who made a robe of Tenchi. Ryoko: Well, I'd like to, anyway... and he was drying his hair with a towel. "Oh Tenchi good morning!" Sasami shouted with glee as she saw Tenchi heading into the kitchen. Bryan: Run, Sasami-chan! Run! Zechs: Great. And none of the others have shown up, I'll bet. Ryoko: We never seem to in these things, do we? "Oh, good morning Sasami. I didn't see you there. " Vegeta: A likely story! He replied (STILL thinking about he dream and how hard it made him now.) Bryan: Tenchi, buddy, you were supposed to use the COLD water, man. Zechs: And hopefully, you'd thrown yourself into Nyannichiuan before this fic. Vegeta: Like that would deter any of these bastards. Ryoko: Urp. Next thing you know, someone will write a Ran-chan/Sasami lemon. Bryan: That's just sick. Besides, I don't think Ranma would stand for it. Sasami hopped off her little stool and approached Tenchi as he went to the table. She had her hands behind her back. Her face was bright and tender, and she had wonderful little smile across it. Bryan: That's Sasami, all right. Sweet, innocent, and UNDERAGE YOU PERVERT! Ryoko: When this is over, me and some of the other anime girls want to beat the tar out of this writer. Tenchi sat down on the pillow and crossed his legs. Zechs: And you just keep them crossed, buddy. "Hmm i can't wait to see what you made Little Sasami!" Tenchi laughed as he saw her coming toward him. "Here u go Tenchi!" She said softly as she revealed the plate behind her back. Ryoko: It's just like the plate in Vegeta's head. Vegeta: I hate you. Ryoko: ^_^, I know. "Wow Sasami! It looks wonderful, Pancakes, muffins, and chopped fruit!" He exclaimed. Bryan: I dunno about you, but pancakes don't qualify as a light breakfast in my book. Ryoko: This isn't a normal breakfast. Where's the rice? Vegeta: If Kakarrotto were here, he'd think it was a light breakfast. Bryan: If Goku were here, he'd faint. She gently put the plate down in front of him and he dug in. She sat down next to him and placed a plate before herself. She grabbed some chopsticks Ryoko: Would be damn hard to cut the pancakes with those, I think. Vegeta: To say nothing of eating muffins. Bryan: This writer must be studying the abridged book of Japanese customs. and began to eat-up the wonderful meal. About this time, it finally accrued to Tenchi, Vegeta: Oh? His stocks matured too? Bryan: I knew introducing you to Nabiki Tendo was a mistake. Where is everyone else! Ryoko: Yeah! There's food on the table, so I should be there! "Hey Sasami, where is everybody?" He asked her as she just stuffed a large amount of food in her mouth. She struggled to swallow quickly so she could answer. Ryoko: Oh, she's been studying table manners with Mihoshi again. "Oh yeah! Let me see now." She said gently, "Ryoko and Ryo- ohki went with Mihoshi---" "Why?" Tenchi asked suddenly, accidentally cutting her off. "They went to go help Minagi and Washu fix Minagi's Spaceship, Bryan: If Mihoshi is helping anyone fix a ship, they'll be at it awhile. and Ayeka, Father, and GrandFather went into to town to buy some things. They should all be back later this evening." She said. Zechs (as Snidely Whiplash): So I've got you all alone, have I? "So we're here, just you and me?" he asked uncalmly. Bryan (as Tenchi): Oh no! I've been left in the house alone with Sasami after a wet dream! I'm in a lemon!!!!! *I would think Ayeka or Grandfather would have woken me up!* He Thought. "YUP, just you and me Tenchi!" She shouted with delight. They finished their meals and looked at each other. "Wow, great meal Sasami!" Tenchi smiled. "You really mean it!?" She shouted. Ryoko: Would he lie? "Best you've ever made. You're a great cook but this was ju- ---" He was cut short when Sasami lunged upon him, attaching herself to his torso with a huge hug! All: NO! "Thank you Tenchi! I---" Sasami stopped. She was on his lap, with her arms still around him as she felt something hard within Tenchi's pants. Ryoko (as Sasami): So is that a carrot in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Vegeta: SPEEEEWWW! Zechs: That was just wrong. "UUmmm Sasami, Maybe you shou----"He failed to finish his sentence. When his nose began to bleed! Bryan: MEDIC! "Tenchi are you OK?" She sounded worried; "Your nose is bleeding!" Zechs( as Tenchi): It's my Ryoga impersonation. Great, huh? "Umm Sasami! I...I.."He stuttered. "YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BOY TENCHI!!!!" She shouted and quickly stood up. Vegeta: She knew that already. Bryan: Yep. Zechs: And the author felt it necessary to restate it. Her face was red with anger. She turned and started to walk away. "SASAMI wait!" Tenchi pleaded! He stood up and advanced her, Bryan: Stop making advances on kids, you sicko! Vegeta: Amen! putting his hand on her shoulder. She looked at him. "You're thinking naughty thoughts Tenchi!" Zechs: You'd better think good thoughts, or I'll send you to the cornfield. Bryan: Like anyone but us gets that reference. Ryoko: I don't. Vegeta: Me either. She continued. "I don't like those things!" Her voice began to rise. "I'm goin------" She was interrupted by Tenchi's mouth covering her own. Bryan: It is official. This is not just a Sasami lemon. This is a rape scene. The author must now die. Vegeta: Fine by me. Ryoko: Me too. Zechs: Shoot him, stab him, have Epyon step on him, or the Jeff Special? Vegeta: The Jeff Special works for me. *Damn, I shouldn't have done that! It was the only way i could get her to be stop yelling though* He thought. Bryan: Well, there was always the obvious soloution of apologizing and then leaving her the hell alone. Ryoko: Or dying a forceful death otherwise. Their mouths were still locked as Sasami's yelling turned into whimpers. Bryan: More like she was running out of air. Zechs: That brings back some bad memories. Ryoko:(shivering) I know what you mean. Kanashii no Imi...Brrrr. * I have never.....never...been kissed before.* She thought to herself. * I should Struggle, but...but. I dont want to. Tenchi is.....he.....I. I've always wanted him to kiss....* Bryan: And in typical rape mentallity, the girl was "asking for it." Zechs: Sick bastards. Ryoko: Women are NOT turned on by force, you freaks. I fell for Tenchi because he was kind and gentle, not because he was the sort to violate little children. He quickly noticed she wasnt struggling. He put his hands on her shoulders so he could stay balanced while he was nelt down. Ryoko: He is going to die a slow, horrible death. Bryan: The author, or Tenchi? Vegeta: Whichever. Then the image of the dream came to mind once more. The vision of sex. The pleasure has never felt. With this image he continued to kiss Sasami, but he began to move his tounge into her mouth. Sasami was surprised, but she didnt resist. Bryan: (coughing) Bullshit. Bullshit. *This may be my only chance to feel what i felt last night, We're alone...but..but with SASAMI!?* His mind raced! Zechs: If the only way to feel that is with a child, then you have only one option. Shoot yourself in the head, and leave the kid out of it. Bryan: Ah, I see you watch Dennis Miller too. Vegeta: Well, he doesn't just do football commentary you know. Ryoko: Truely a renaissance man for our day. As she began to move her tounge into his mouth, he broke the kiss. He opened his eyes and looked at Sasami is question. She was very surprised, and she was blushing. "Tenchi....I" She tried to speak. "Sasami i'm sorry I did that to you., but it was my onl---" He was cut off. "Dont be sorry, I enjoyed it." She said gently. Ryoko: >_< Girl's don't like being forced! Bryan: Can I get an amen, brothers and sisters? With those words Tenchi's eyes opened wide with surprise! He didn't expect Sasami to say that. Vegeta: He aint the only one. Zechs: Amen. He also didnt expect to she was she did next. She advances rapidly and kissed him again, hugging him tightly. Bryan: Who put what in the water supply at that house? *Wha?!*He thought She began to force her tounge into his mouth. Vegeta: So we go from, "Sasami's being forced" to "Sasami's a nympho?" Ryoko: She is NOT a nympho! And anyone who says different answers to ME!!! He didnt resist and he began to work with her. She pressed all of her weight onto him. He couldn't catch his balance, so he fell back onto the floor, Bryan: Oh, look. It's the standard postion. Zechs: How convenient. Sasami still hugging him, their lips still locked in the passionate kiss. She laid on top of him, moving her body with the motion of their mouths. Bryan(as Professor): Und zo you zee, vhen ze zubjects are put into a lemon vic, zey automatically know vhat ze hell zey iz doink. Ryoko: Why is that, do you think? Bryan(as Professor): Because ze authors have never had zex, und never vill, mein liebchen. Vegeta: If sex was THAT easy, there would be fewer lemon writers out there. Her legs were rubbing up against Tenchi's hard-on. This gave Tenchi pleasure. Pleasure he wanted to feel so much. As she unlocked her arms from around him and braced herself above him. He put his hands on her little waste. Bryan: Her waste? EEEEEEWWWWW!! Zechs: Fecalphillia! Ryoko: Fecalphile and pedophile, all rolled into one. Rei(on speakers): An image I didn't need. Time seemed to stop as their kiss went on. It grew more and more passionate with every thrust of tounge. Tenchi couldn't help himself! Bryan: Y'know, if I had a single penny for every guy who ever tried THAT lame excuse, I'd be better off than Bill Gates. Zechs: Didn't he try that excuse, once? Bryan: Who knows. He wanted to feel more pleasure, much like his dream. So he slowly moved his hands under her shirt. Ryoko: GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THERE! He could feel Sasami's soft, young skin. His heart was pounded as his hand advancer up her stomach toward her chest. As his fingers touched the very edge of her bra, Bryan: Bra? At 8 years old? Ryoko: And just what sick fantasy is that, huh? Vegeta: She's a Juraian, not an Ocampa! she grabbed his hands, and broke their kiss. Ryoko (as Sasami) : I knew it, you bastard. You only love me for my body! Pedophile! She sat down on his stomach and rose her torso up. She forced his hands out from up under her shirt. Her face was flushed. Zechs: With rage, I hope. "No Tenchi, dont do that...I...." She tried to finish then sentence. Vegeta(as Sasami): I'm just too young to be felt up. "Sasami, dont worry. I.... I've always wanted to do this..But" He couldn't quite bring himself to do it. Zechs: Yep. The boy's a pedophile. "Tenchi, I always wanted this too but I...oh .no!" She exclaimed and gasped quickly. She was surprised, she was didnt mean to say those things. Tears formed in her eyes, and she covered her face. Bryan: And that's why you don't mess with the kids, you scum. Zechs: He made Sasami cry! Death! "Sasami..." He said softly. Putting his arms on her shoulders. He brought her down close to his face. He gently uncovered Sasami's tear swept face. Brushing away her tears with his finger. Bryan: Sentence fragments... confusing brain! Zechs: Guys, Bryan has slipped into a Shatner again. Vegeta: He'll be alright in a moment. "I love you." He said to her gently. Zechs: Don't believe it! Ryoko: He doesn't love you! He's just using you for sex! Vegeta: He'll toss you aside for Misa when you introduce him! Bryan: Can we not make this any worse than it already is, please? She smiled and closed her eyes. Tenchi lowered her head and met her lips to his. They began to kiss once more. He put his hands on her waste Bryan: Either somebody needs to learn to spell, or Tenchi is sicker than I ever imagined. Vegeta: Given what we've seen so far, I'd say both. and slipped them under her shirt. She didnt resist. Ryoko: Resist! Resist! His hands moved up toward her chest and he cupped her cotton bra Bryan: Ok, first an 8 year old is wearing a bra, and now we're getting the content. Zechs: Even if she were wearing a bra, there wouldn't be anything under it. Ryoko: We're talking washboard, here. . He coresed her little breasts. Vegeta: He did what? Bryan: I don't know what's worse, the depraved sex with a minor, or the murder of the English language. Once more she grabbed his hands and she forced them out. Ryoko: (as Sasami) No touchy feely, you lech! Raising her self-up. Breaking their kiss. Tenchi began to speak in protest, Vegeta(as Tenchi): But how am I ever going to cop a feel if it isn't with a helpless minor? Ryoko mallets Vegeta: Look, just because some twisted writer thinks that Tenchi is a pedophile, that don't make it true! Vegeta: Denile, anyone? Ryoko draws her sword: How would you like to die an early death? but Sasami covered his mouth with her index finger. As she sat down upon his stomach, she grabbed the ends of her shirt, crossing her arms at the same time. Bryan: Ten bucks says Sasami suddenly learned how to act like a professional stripper. Zechs: Nobody here is stupid enough to take that bet. Vegeta: This author must watch alot of cheap porn. Ryoko: And you would know because...? Vegeta: Because Bulma and I never did anything remotely like that. Bryan: How many times I gotta tell you, we don't want to hear about your sex life in here! She slowly lifted the little white shirt over her head. Revealing her small breasts covered by a thin cotton bra. She threw the shirt aside and put her arms behind her back. Undoing the bra. Bryan: Thus revealing that it was falsies. *Why am I doing this? I can't control myself*She thought. Ryoko: AH! So it's mind control! Bryan: Bad mad scientists! BAD! The slid the straps off her shoulders and let the bra fall onto Tenchi. Tenchi's eyes opened wide with surprise. Vegeta: His nose burst like a faucet, and he died instantly. He had never seen Sasami's breasts. Bryan: None of us have seen what isn't there. Sorry Sasami, but true is true. Vegeta: She's way too young to have any development. Ryoko: And I'm still better endowed than Tsunami, so there! They were small and undeveloped, Bryan: (sarcastically): Gee. Ya think? but her nipples where large and brownish. Vegeta: I'll bet the author watches the transformation into Pretty Sammy in slow mo while spanking his monkey. Ryoko: THERE'S an image we didn't need. Bryan and Zechs: You said it. He diverted his eyes to her face. Vegeta: PHHHH! Right. A girl's chest is exposed, and the guy is looking at her face? Please. Ryoko: Consider who the girl is. Vegeta: Point taken. Zechs: I may throw up before too long here. She was blushing. "They're very beautiful Sasami, Thank you." He said softly Bryan: Liar! You're just a pervert! She smiled and grabbed his hands. She brought them up to cup her small breasts. Bryan: I'm running out of jokes about her nonexistent chest. Ryoko: That's because pedophiles aren't funny to begin with. Bryan: You'll get no arguement there. She gasped as his fingers touched her skin. Vegeta(as Sasami): Your hands are COLD you JERK! He rubbed them for a little while, then he gripped her sides and lowered her toward him. He places her right nipple onto his mouth. He began to suck it and lick all around it. Bryan: And in protest, I will now vomit! SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! She gasped with pleasure. Tenchi played with her left breast with his right hand. Vegeta: Knock that off! Sasami gasped and moaned with pleasure. Ryoko: Oh, please...A reality check someone? He began to bite on her nipple lightly. Ryoko and Rei both scream: KNOCK THAT OFF! IT HURTS!!! Then he quickly circled her nipple with the tip of his tounge, and he began suck open it. Bryan: Suck open it? Do we really want to ask? Vegeta: No. Zechs: Uh-uh. He placed his right hand on her waste, and he began to move her over his hard-on within his pants. Vegeta: I find that a bit disgusting, really. Can I kill him now? Ryoko: (looks ill): Be my..urp...guest. They both moaned with excitement. They seemed to continue for hours Bryan: No man has that kind of stamina. until Tenchi finally released her hard nipple. He placed both hands on her waste and looked into her sweet face. She smiled at him. He lifted her off of him and he stood up. He brought her up with him. Sasami seemed Alltel confused at this point. Vegeta: Alltel? Bryan: Of course she's confused! She's a little kid! Ryoko: Stop taking advantage of Sasami, you freaks! He took her hand Bryan: Give that back! a walked toward the low table on the floor. He picked her up and sat her down gently on the table. Vegeta: What is she, a coffee table edition? Bryan: Reminds me of a book I heard of once, "100 Women I'd like to Pork." Zechs: Now who's going for obscure references? Ryoko: To say nothing of poor taste. Bryan: Look at the material I have to work with here! This isn't exactly stand up at Ceasar's Palace, y'know! Zechs: Remember the basic rule. Do not get sicker than the author being MSTed. Tenchi then took of his shirt. Vegeta: Y'know, as much as he works out, and all that farmwork...Um, he's remarkably undeveloped. Ryoko: LAY OFF HIM! Vegeta: Make me! "Sasami, did you like that?" he asked. All: NO!NO!NO! "Y...Yes Tenchi. I loved it. Can we do more?" She asked eagerly. All: D'OH! Tenchi's cock was longing to be freed from it clothed prison. Zechs(as cock): Let me out of here! I'll never do it again, I swear! Bryan: Weren't you the one just telling me about taste? It boiled upon his skin and swelled within his pants. Tenchi moved around unconftorably. Vegeta:Unconftorably? Bryan: I dunno what it means, but it can't be good for Sasami. *I Shouldn't...but...but i can't help my self!* He screamed within his mind. Zechs: We have the perfect cure for you, kid. It's called a bullet in the head! At that point Tenchi reached down and unbuttoned his pants. Then unzipping them. Sasami was shocking and surprised. Bryan(as Sasami): Gee. You're kinda small. Vegeta: Hung like a grain of rice. Ryoko mallets them both: TENCHI IS NOT SMALL! She didnt know what to do, Bryan: Screaming real loud and scratching out his eyes works well. Vegeta: As if we were that lucky. but she couldn't look away either! With a sudden moan from Tenchi he lowered his pants and underguards to reveal his long silky cock. Zechs: It's made of silk? Vegeta: Well, I always thought he was a limp noodle, but... Ryoko draws sword again: THAT'S IT! YOU DIE! Vegeta blocks sword with his finger: As if. Sasami's eyes were wide with shock. Bryan: All together now...1...2...3 All: PI-KA-CHU! She was speechless. Zechs: I can understand that. Her mind raced. Bryan: And Sasami's mind is in the lead by one synapse, but mindless sex is closing the gap fast. She looked upon his cock, and the more she looked upon it. The more she couldn't resist it. Bryan: Sentence fragment...driving insane...Must talk...like this. Tenchi was embarrassed and he struggled to do something. Zechs(as Tenchi): Oh geez, of all the times to find out I'm impotent! He looked at Sasami's face and he went into shock., All: PI-KA-CHU!!! and closed his eyes. Then he felt Sasami's hands grab his waste Bryan: And now SHE'S doing it! Zechs: This guy need to learn how to spell before he decides to write any more sick fics. Ryoko: Or he can not write at all. That'd be fine too. . He opened his eyes at looked upon her. She was knelt down in front of him, and her eyes were locked onto his cock. Bryan: Someone get the key, and unlock them, damnit! Her mouth approached his cock, but then she stopped. Bryan: Wait! Is she showing some common sense after all? Vegeta: Ha! You know better than that! Tenchi then put his hands on her head. He brushed her hair and looked down upon her. He nodded his head and she nodded back. Zechs(as Tenchi): Yeah, it would be really sick if we actually did that, so let's not. He gently moved her head toward his cock and she opened her mouth wide. Zechs(weeping): Why can't I ever be right! The hot member entered her wet mouth. Tenchi was frozen Vegeta: And he died of hypothermia. The end. with pleasure as she took in his cock. Her tounge rubbed against it as it continued to proceed further into her. *It's so hot! Ryoko: I thought it was frozen. I never felt anything like this before!* Her mind raced with pleasure and embarrassment. Then she began to move his cock in and out her mouth. Bryan(as Professor) Und note zat she now zeems to be an expert in vhat ve provessionals call ze Lewinsky Method. Ryoko: At 8 years old, the only thing a girl knows about that is that it's where you guys pee. She wouldn't want it in her mouth. She closed her eyes and she slowly continued. Tenchi was moaning and twitching his waste. Moving it in a rotating motion, aiding Sasami as she sucked it. Vegeta: Will to live...fading. She began to pick up her pace; Bryan: Because Pace is made by folks in San Antone, who know what picante should taste like. she would move it more quickly. She would almost fully take it out of her mouth, but she would keep the head within her. She circled it with her tounge and she began to suck more. Ryoko: This whole damn fic sucks, if you ask me. Tenchi was in bliss. Zechs: No. Bliss would be if we didn't know about any of this. He was finally feeling this pleasure he wanted so badly. Bryan: Wasn't the pleasure that he wanted so badly to be in a three-way with Ayeka and Ryoko? Ryoko: Like that'll ever happen. Sasami realized she couldn't fit all of into her mouth, so she grasped the rest of the cock with her right hand, She began to quickly jack it off while she sucked faster, Vegeta: We know now that this guy spends way too much time thinking about his wee wee. Zechs: Kill me now, whatever God there is! faster. Tenchi grasped her head and moaned loudly. It was a wonderful feeling. He couldn't stop himself. Bryan: Enough, already. We get the point! It felt so good. He didnt want it to ever end. Vegeta: What about what WE want? Huh? Ryoko: I just want that barf bag over there, if you please... She continued for sometime, and was enjoying herself. She could feel Tenchi's cock twitching and convulsing. It grew hotter and hotter as she quickened. Saliva was dripping from her mouth and Tenchi's cock. Then Tenchi felt something. Something he never felt before. Vegeta: She bit his weiner off, and Tenchi was duly punished for his heinous crime. It was his cock. It felt as if it were about to burst. Bryan: KA BOOM! He panicked and quickly stopped Sasami from sucking. Her eyes opened wide with surprise. She slowly removed Tenchi's cock from her mouth and she looked up at Tenchi, with a worried look. Tenchi appeared to be in pain. His face was red and covered with sweat. She released his member and she stood up. "Tenchi?" She asked, trying to comfort him. Ryoko: The only comfort would be if he died suddenly. "I'm fine Sasami, I just felt something odd about to happen. I'm fine now." He reassured her. Bryan: Define odd. I mean, he's already had him a wet dream, so he should know that sensation, right? Vegeta: One would think so. "Ten..chi.." She said gently while looking into his eyes. "Sasami...you were great. I never felt anything like it." He said Bryan: Well, it's not everyday that you violate little girls, is it? "You liked it!" She shouted with glee. "I loved it." He comforted her. She smiled and hugged him. Tenchi returned the hug. Then he put his arms on her shoulders and he lowered her onto the table once more. Vegeta: WHAT? You mean there's more? Ryoko: Oh no. This guy is gonna go all the way! Bryan: Well, he's shown a considerable lack of taste so far... He sat her down. He reached down to her waste and he began to undo her skirt. Bryan: YOU KNOCK THAT OFF! Zechs (clawing at eyes): I don't want to see that. Bryan sedates Zechs. Bryan: We got us a man down. She didnt resist and she allowed him to do as he wanted. He pulled the little skirt and her panties off slowly. She leaned back and allowed him to get them down her legs. He removed them and threw them aside. Sasami now laid upon the table naked. Ryoko: Gonna...gonna be sick. Tenchi then put his hands onto her legs. He slowly opened them. He spread her legs wide and he looked down upon her virgin clint. Bryan: (as Clint Eastwood): Do you feel lucky, punk? *I've never seen a girl's before!* He quickly thought to himself. Vegeta: Well, except for that time that Ryoko paraded around naked at the onsen, or took Ayeka's towel... Ryoko: He's seen me naked plenty of times! He got closer to her and he looked down upon Sasami's face. She quickly looked away and gasped. He knelt down over her and he gently touches her face. He turned it to face his own. "What's wrong?" He asked quietly. Ryoko(as Sasami): Well, let's see. I'm a little kid spread naked over a coffee table. What the FUCK do you think is wrong, you perverted lecherous bastard!? "I'm.... I'm embarrassed...please dont look at.... n...me" She silently replied. Ryoko: Yeah! Bryan: Here here! "How could I stop looking at you. Vegeta(charges ki): I can provide you with reasons, buddy. You so beautiful Sasami. Bryan: Tenchi is now talking Shampoo speak. Vegeta: Or he watched one to many jive flicks. Bryan: Like they even get those in Japan. I love you." He gently explained as he drew closer to her. All: HE'S LYING TO YOU! "I...I lover you to Tenchi" She said and smiled softly. "Are you ready?" Tenchi asked. "Please Tenchi.... Please be gentle." She muttered, almost seeming to talk to herself. Ryoko: After what she's been through today, small wonder that she's talking to herself! "I wouldn't do it any other way my love." He said in a comforting voice. Ryoko: Oh sure! You guys just love to use that one, don't you? Bryan: Will you stop bashing my gender for the actions of a few, please? She smiled and nodded. He looked down and he placed himself before her little virgin clint. Bryan(as Clint Eastwood): Go ahead. Make my day! Vegeta: You're not helping, you know. He then placed his cock at the opening. He gently rubbed her sensitive skin with his hard cock. She moaned. He then began to slowly force his member into her. She gasped as it entered her. Tenchi braised himself Vegeta: He came out a nice golden brown, and was served to the cops on a silver platter. and he continued to enter her. *Its so tight, I dont think i can get it into her.* He thought. Bryan: Like I've been saying all along, she's a minor! OF COURSE YOU WON'T FIT! Vegeta: Now knock it off, and die like you should! He then felt her barrier, panicking he forced his cock in swiftly. Tearing into her. She screamed with pain. Tenchi panicked and looked upon Sasami. "Ouch!" Sasami squealed, "It hurts." Ryoko: (crying): Why does this always happen? Vegeta: Jeff Special. Definately. "I'm sorry did ---" He tried to speak, but she cut him off. Bryan: Let's hope his mouth ain't all that gets cut off. Vegeta: Ouch. Bobbitt Special, huh? "Its alright Tenchi. Please continue. Even though it hurts. -gasp- I like it." She said softly. Ryoko: And since when was SHE a masochist? So Tenchi filled her with his member. He then moved her legs around him. She locked her legs across his back. Bryan: I'll get the key. Then Tenchi began to drive into her. Vegeta: You shift into neutral, right now, pedo! She would moan and gasp with pleasure with every thrust. Her eyes we closed and her mouth was open wide. She grasped Tenchi and held him tight while he drove in and out of her slowly. He then began to speed up and move faster. Her clint Ryoko: One more impersonation out of you... Bryan: I used up all his good lines anyway. was squeezing his cock and forcing it into her. He moaned with her. They continued to fuck on the table for a long time in that position. Tenchi's skin was slapping against hers with every thrust. Her moaning and breathing grew louder and they fucked. Sasami released Tenchi from her grasp and he stood over her, still driving into her faster and faster. He then grabbed her wastes and he forced himself into her harder. THE REACTION OF THE MST GROUP TO THIS SCENE HAS BEEN DELETED, AS THE AUDIENCE MIGHT HAVE VOMITED AT THE SIGHT A SUDDEN GROUP PURGING. "Oh god! -gasp- oh -gasp- dont stop! -gasp- Harder Tenchi! -gasp- Deeper!" She shouted! Bryan: (weakly): Oh god. Now she sounds like some damn porn star... Vegeta: Kill me now! Send me to HFIL. I don't care! He did as she asked. He pounded into her with increasing force. She laid on the table, he breasts Bryan: What breasts? swaying back and forth with every thrust. Finally Tenchi was feeling the pleasure he was searching for. He couldn't stop now. He had finally lost his Virginity, Bryan: The author captialized it, because it is his ultimate goal to one day lose his virginity as well. Zechs: He already did. To Rosy Palm. Vegeta: SNORT. Good one, Zechs. as his dream seemed to foretell. Tenchi then slowed. He unlocked Sasami's legs. He then released his cock from her. She laid on the table, her eyes closed, gasping for air. He then laid down beside her. With his left arm he lifted her left leg and forced his cock into her. He began to thrust faster than before. She braised herself Bryan: A classic method to keep the meat from going dry in the oven. up with her right arm and she put her left hand onto his head. Her heart was racing, she never fully realized what she was doing, Ryoko: We could have told you that much. but she enjoyed ever second of it. All: BULLSHIT! Their bodies worked together as they continued to fuck on the table. Tenchi still driving his member into her faster. Her breasts Bryan: I still don't see 'em. Ryoko: You won't find what isn't there. were bouncing up and down. They were moaning aloud together. Blood was flowing from Sasami's pussy along with a river of love juice. Bryan: SPEEWWW. BLURP. BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRF. Ryoko: Eww! Easy stomach. Easy. We've seen worse. Vegeta: WHEN!? They couldn't stop themselves at all. Their bodies were in a mechanical motion that was unstoppable. Bryan: (as Arnold): I'm da Sexinatah! Look at my bulging muscles. Tenchi could feel Sasami's warm, soft love tunnel around his stiff member. He lost track of all time, this truly the best thing he has ever felt. Sasami's moans grew louder and louder. Tenchi realized she was nearly screaming. Vegeta(as Sasami): STOP THE FIC. STOP THE FIC!!!! So he kissed her. Sasami opened her mouth wide, ready to accept Tenchi's tounge. Bryan: It's not nearly as accepted as Visa. It's everywhere you want to be. With every thrust into her young body virgin body Vegeta: Not anymore. Ryoko: That was in poor taste. Vegeta: So is this fic. , he would slip his tounge into her mouth. She would quickly do the same. Sasami tightened her grip on Tenchi's hair as they continued to fuck on the low table. Tenchi then slowed again. He broke their passionate kiss and he releases his member from her tight cunt. He stood up, and he grabbed her waste and aided her in getting into a new position. She was now on her hands and knees. Tenchi then tightly grabbed her waste and he thrust himself into her once more. Sasami gasped as he drove into her farther than before. He began to fuck the little girl from behind. Vegeta: I guess he wanted to pretend that it was somebody else. Bryan: (as Saddam Hussein): Satan! Your ass is big and red. Who would I pretend you were? Liza Minelli? Zechs: I thought we were forbidden to watch that show. Bryan: That was from the movie. Besides, I have to respect all the work they did in that recent episode to steal Akira. Tenchi gave her no time to prepare for his thrusts. He went in and out of her with surprising speed. "Tenchi! Yes! ahhhh! -gasp- ummmm!" She yelled out with passion. Their skin slapped together loudly with Tenchi's every drive. They were covered with sweet. Bryan: Sweet what? Vegeta: Don't ask. We might get an answer. They were gasping for air with every stride. They felt their bodies growing hotter and hotter. They fucked on and on, it seemed almost endless. Tenchi and Sasami seemed to lose their minds as they fucked. Ryoko: No. If they were fucking, they'd lost their minds along time ago. Bryan: Like around the begining of this fic. They refused to halt this pleasure they were feeling. Then Tenchi felt it again. He felt his cock; it felt as if it was about to burst. He didnt know what was happening, but both Sasami and Tenchi were reaching their climax. Bryan: I though he didn't know what was happening. Zechs: The author is filling us in, not Tenchi. Tenchi could feel something moving up through his cock. It then hit him. Vegeta( Tenchi in dawning realization): Wait! This is morally inexcuseable behavior that could permanently scar Sasami's psyche, and land me in jail for years to come, where I'll become the plaything of some big hairy guy named Butch. He was about to cum. Zechs: So much for moral realizations. "Oh GOD -gasp- TENCHI! I'm gonna.... I'm gonna.... I'm!" Sasami screamed suddenly. Ryoko:(as Sasami): Tenchi, you're a bastard! Tenchi look at her, she looking back at him. Her young face covered with sweat and tears. Bryan: Is it any wonder? Zechs: Kill Tenchi! Vegeta: And AncientYUME as well! She suddenly closed her eyes and began to moan aloud. Tenchi could feel her cunt tightening. Drawing him in. "Oh TENCHI!!!!" She screams. Then Tenchi quickly removed his cock from her. He stood before her. With his hands he turned her over and looked upon her young naked body, covered with sweet. Bryan: SWEET WHAT? Ryoko: Like we said, you don't wanna know. He then grasped his cock. He quickly knelt down over her. His cock over her mound, Tenchi could feel it coming. He tightened his face and continued to jack him self offer her. Ryoko: It's an offer she should refuse. Bryan:(as Marlon Brando): Make Tenchi an offer he can't refuse. Then it happened. He tried to hold it within him, but it was no use. Hot white virgin cum Bryan: Isn't Virgin cum a contradiction in terms? Vegeta: Yes. Zechs: Absolutely. sprayed from his cock and all over Sasami's young body. It shot out onto her face and her breasts. All: SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY! All over her stomach. It was done. They had finally felt the pleasure they longed for, and it was over. Bryan: (tears of joy): Thank GOD! It's finally over. Ryoko: No more! No more! Tenchi looked down upon the young Sasami, and he kissed her. Tenchi softly spoke into her ear. "I love you Sasami." Vegeta: (cheerfully): Bullshit. They lay down on the table together. Sasami was worn out. She could barely keep her eyes open as she constantly gasped for air. They fell asleep on the table together. Grasping each other. Bryan: More...fragments... Ryoko: Oh knock that off. Tenchi was awoken by the sound of a grandfather clock in the den. He opened his eyes to see Sasami sleeping soundly, next to him. He listened to the clock's song. It rang twice, then three times. Before Tenchi realized it, it ranges six times. He then began to close his eyes. Suddenly he heard to sound of the front door opening! Vegeta: BUSTED! Bryan: HORRAY! Ryoko: That'll teach you to rape little girls, you sick fucker! Zechs: I hope they castrate the bastard! To be continued... Bryan: Oh god in heaven save us all... Rei: I hear the author made good on that threat, too. Bryan: You don't honestly expect us to do more of THIS crap, do you? Rei: Time will tell. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------- Next time: Part 2! "Innocent No More" The exciting, heart pounding, next episode of "No Need For Virgins" Who's Tenchi's next victim of love as his mind slowly faids away! Could it be "Ayeka?" Vegeta:(as Tenchi): Ayeka, I just screwed Sasami, and I want to do you next. Ryoko:(as Ayeka): Drop dead, you heartless bastard! Bryan: I just heard the doors click. We're free! FREE! Others: FREEDOM! Until we MST again.