As the USS Brian Drummond streaks through space, Weber-san prepares to gather his MST group once again. This time, he has the benefit of knowing that all four have been here before. None of them are owned by him, and are the property of ADV, Funimation, and Sunrise. They are used without permission. Please don't sue. I'm not making a profit, and this is done for the love of the characters. Weber-san smiled to himself, "You got me that last time with that Instantaneous Movement, Prince. But I'm ready for you this time." Roll Call: Ryga of the Wind: The conscientious objector Zechs Merquise: The moral center Prince Vegeta: The hostility Sylphiel: The innoncent victim of unemployment Weber-san: I've enclosed the ship in a static reality bubble, curtesy of Washuu-chan. Instantaneous Movement won't get you out of here this time, Prince Vegeta. And I took measures to ensure that you couldn't bring along any...uninvited guests like last time. Vegeta: I'm starting not to like you. Ryga: Took you long enough. Zechs: Does this mean...gulp...more Sasami Lemon viewings. Sylphiel: That's horrible, what those people do to that poor girl. Weber-san: Nope. Tonight, we have a special piece that I picked for Prince Vegeta, since he was sooooo uncooperative last time. Vegeta: Wasn't a second Peter Suzuki fic bad enough? Weber-san: No. So, with no further delays, We give you.... ****No Need for a Super Saiyan Vegeta: Oh, I have a headache all of a sudden. Sylphiel: I make a wonderful tea for that. Ryga:(grinning): Oh, tea won't help him now. In the middle of nowhere, Tenchi finds him self training with Yosho. Yosho had just defeated him for the 25th time. Zechs: What, that day, or all told? Vegeta: Had to be that day. Tenchi hasn't got the stones to beat Yosho. Tenchi was on his back. "Ow, that hurts!" Vegeta: Wimp! Zechs: Shall we bring up that beating Frieza gave you? "Get up Tenchi. Are you resting?" "Grandfather, I can barely stand!" "Excuses, excuses. When will you learn that in a real battle, they don't let you lie on your back and rest? Vegeta: Truer words were never spoken, Yosho. Ryga: I though you let Goku lay on his back, and that's why he was able...to...form... (Ryga stops as Vegeta glares at him). Get your ass off the ground." Yosho helped Tenchi get up and took a swig of his canteen. Tenchi and Yosho fought again. Tenchi accidentally slammed his boken onto a huge rock because Yosho had dodged it. Suddenly, the rock exploded! Zechs: Pop rocks in all sizes, ,kids. Sylphiel: I hope he's not hurt. Vegeta: We should be so lucky. "Wow, Tenchi, I didn't know you were that strong!" Vegeta: I have a deoderant for that. Sylphiel: Why aren't you using it? "Wow, I'm glad I didn't hit you grandpa." Suddenly, a hand stuck out of the rocks. Tenchi jumped back. A boy with black hair got up out of the rocks. He wasn't even bleeding. Vegeta: Oh, great. Kakarrotto's brat is here. Swell. He looked fine. A man with yellow hair came out of the air and landed. The man started to talk. "Trunks, how many times do I have to tell you, train with someone that is as good as you. I'm to strong for you." The others cast disparaging looks at Vegeta. Vegeta: TRUNKS' HAIR IS WHITE! Zechs: Still, did you have to put him through a boulder? Vegeta: It's called tough love. The man noticed Tenchi and Yosho. He asked them, "Who are you?" Zechs(as Yosho): Who...us? Ryga(as Tenchi): We were just leaving. "My name is Tenchi and this is my grandfather Yosho." "Whatever. Why don't you fight this Tenchi guy, Trunks. I'm gonna go train with Kakarot." Vegeta: People who have only seen the censored version shouldn't write fan-fics. And even in the censored version, it was "Kakarrot", not "Kakarot." And it's supposed to be Kakarrotto! Sylphiel: My! I didn't know people could turn that red. Zechs: It's a tender subject for him. Vegeta: Well, not all of us can have our shows played in the "Uncut" Format, you twerp! Ryga: I'm with Vegeta on this one. Who the hell thought I should be named "Tiger" when I'm clearly a WOLF! He flew off. Trunks sat up. "This sucks." Tenchi helped him up to his feet, "Who is that mean guy?" Zechs(as Trunks doing Sneezer): He's my hero. Yep. My hero. "He's my dad. Whenever he becomes a Super Saiyan, he gets an attitude and is a bitch." Vegeta(Goes SuperSaiya-jin): WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BRAT!! And it's Saiya-jin! Saiya-jin! Not damn Saiyan! "What is a Super Saiyan?" Sylphiel: A Saiyan on a planet with a yellow sun? Zechs: Well, Goku was sent to earth as a baby... Vegeta: Get real. Kakarrotto could kick that weenie's butt any day. "A Super Saiyan is stage when a Saiyan becomes stronger and his or her hair turns yellow. Vegeta: GOLD! IT TURNS BLOODY GOLD YA BASTARD! Sylphiel: Now Vegeta, just because your son was born out of wedlock, that's no way to talk to him! I'd like to become a Super Saiyan." "Wow, that's cool." Yosho stepped up, "Your planet Vegita was destroyed wasn't it?" Zechs: It was HIS Planet Vegeta? Vegeta: As if. He wasn't even born then. He's more human than Saiya-jin. Raised on Earth, pampered by his mother... Sylphiel: You're all heart, Vegeta. Ryga: Now if only modern science could find it. "Yes, it was sir. How did you know?" "Tenchi and I are from space also. We are from the planet Jurai. Tenchi is part Saiyan." Vegeta:0_0 Zechs: If Tenchi is part Saiya-jin, then I'm Magical Girl Pretty Sammy! Ryga: If Tenchi is part Saiya-jin, I'm a damn cabbit. "WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!" Tenchi and Trunks both looked at Yosho. "Tenchi, Noboyuki was part Saiyan. Vegeta: THAT'S IT!!!! This author is TOAST! Wait until I find him. He won't know what hit him! Nobiyuki is as much a Saiya-jin as I am a cat girl! His grandfather was a full blood Saiyan. He told me before he died." Noboyuki died in a car accident. Zechs: When? Vegeta: Oh, it was no accident. (grins evilly). Tenchi was puzzled because he couldn't even fly. Trunks looked at Tenchi, "This is so cool, can I train you Tenchi?" "Actually, my grandfather is training me. He may not look strong, but he most certainly is." Vegeta: Deoderant is right here. Zechs: That's not even an original joke. Ryga: Like anything we do is original? "I just want to see one thing Tenchi. Power up." "Say again, Trunks." "Power up." "Power up, how?" "Just…uh…I don't know, power up." Vegeta: My son doesn't sound like an idiot, either. He would have an explanation for a power-up! He knows about ki. I taught him. "Uh, ok, I'll try." Tenchi stood there not knowing what to do. Yosho looked at him, "Tenchi, remember how you activate the sword." Zechs(as Tenchi): Well, I think about Ryoko and Ayeka... "Ok, grandpa." Tenchi started to glow. Suddenly, his hair stood up and turned yellow colored. Tenchi was already becoming a Super Saiyan. Vegeta: Not until he grows a pair, he doesn't! He started to glow. Sylphiel: That's twice in one paragraph! Amazing! Trunks looked up, "Wow, that's the calmest transformation into super saiyan I have ever seen." Trunks powered up, but couldn't change into Super Saiyan. Just then, Vegita came over and was shocked at what he saw, Vegeta: No! You think!? Zechs: No more coffee for you. Vegeta: And don't think I'm not pissed about the spelling error on MY name, either! "What's this. That Tenchi guy, he's a super saiyan!" Vegita flew down to Tenchi and changed back into a regular saiyan. Vegita paused and looked at Tenchi. Suddenly, Vegita went over to Trunks, slapped him over the head, and said, "That guy over there turned into a Super Saiyan before you did! You are pitiful! Sylphiel: How could you be so cruel? Vegeta:(shrugs) : I practice. Do you know what I did just a second ago? I killed Kakarot." Zechs(as Vegeta): Now if only I could get Kakarrotto.... Vegeta: How do you do my voice so well? Zechs: It's a talent. Tenchi turned around, "Leave him alone." Ignoring Tenchi, Vegita went on, "Trunks, you are weak! You are a disgrace!" Zechs: And to top it all off, we have pictures of you wetting the bed! Vegeta: HEY! Do you mind! The kid's very sensitive about that! It isn't his fault he grew faster than his bladder! "I said leave him alone." "You stay out of this, Tenchi!" Vegita changed into a Super Saiyan and punched Trunks. Trunks fell out cold. Vegita laughed and said, "What are you gonna do about it?" He turned around and Tenchi wasn't there. Tenchi appeared behind him and punched him. Vegita fell down. Vegeta: Laughing. Tenchi extended his arm down quickly and his beam sword appeared in his hand. Vegeta: Hey, Zechs? Aren't beam swords what Gundams use? Zechs: Yep. And I sincerely doubt that Tenchi could lift one. Sylphiel: It's like Gourry-sama's light sword. Zechs: Oh boy. Here we go again. Gourry this and Gourry that. Who is this guy? Ryga: Some perv who dumped her for a sixteen year-old sorceress. Zechs: Oh. Poor girl. Vegita got up and ran at Tenchi. Tenchi quickly disappeared and reappeared above Vegita. For some reason Vegita could not sense Tenchi. Vegeta: What, is he an android too? Tenchi activated his beam sword and he flew at Vegita with his sword up. Vegita backed up just as Tenchi got to him. Vegita laughed. Vegeta: Like I've been doing the whole time, dammit! Suddenly, he noticed a whole bunch of cuts on his arms his face and all over his body. Zechs: You should watch out for those sharp edged trees there, Vegeta. Tenchi deactivated his sword as Vegita passed out. Tenchi's hair grew short and black again. He walked over to Trunks and gave him some water from his canteen. Trunks woke up. He was mad at Tenchi for beating up his dad. Vegeta: How many times I gotta beat it into the kid, I fight my OWN battles? Sylphiel: I'm calling social services on you, you monster. Trunks challenged Tenchi. Tenchi did his weakest blast, but it killed both Trunks and Vegita. Vegeta: We died laughing? Tenchi and Yosho swore not to tell anybody that he killed Trunks and Vegita. Zechs: You boys need to lay off that saki. It's no good for you. Tenchi and Yosho were walking home when all of a sudden, Ayeka runs up to him. "Hey, Ayeka, what's up?" "Oh nothing Lord Tenchi. I just want you to carry me." Sylphiel: Oh, is she his lover? Zechs: She wishes. Tenchi carried Ayeka on his back. They walked about a mile to get back home. At home, everyone wanted Tenchi like usual. Secretly, Ayeka had seen all of what happened in the mountains while Tenchi was training. She knew that Tenchi was strong so she wanted Tenchi even more. Tenchi went to sleep. Ayeka went into his room and walked over to him. She leaned over and kissed him on the lips. Tenchi woke up. Ayeka jumped back, "I am very sorry Lord Tenchi, I will leave now." "No, Ayeka. Come here." Ayeka walked to Tenchi. Tenchi grabbed her and kissed her. They kissed for a long time. Zechs: The author must've been hitting the ol' saki real hard, too. Just then, Ryoko came in. She saw them kiss. She immediately killed herself. Vegeta: I may not like the cyan-haired wench, but even I'll admit that she deserves more respect than that in a fan fic! Zechs: The Ryoko I know would've either interrupted or joined in. Remember OAV # 7, She gave Ayeka full permission to go first. Sylphiel: I wonder if Linna and I could work out a deal like that? Ryga: Way to go, guys. Washu swept her body parts away while Ayeka and Tenchi were still kissing. Washu dumped out Ryoko's parts into Ryohoki's dish Ryga: Last I checked, the critter was a vegetarian. Zechs: Is that who it is? I didn't know there was anyone named Ryohoki in this series. There's a Ryo-ohki, sure, but Ryohoki? Sylphiel: This whole fic seems hokey to me. and the cute little cabbit ate them. Sasami washed out Ryohoki's mouth, which was stained with blood. Everyone was happy that Ryoko was dead, even Tenchi. Kiyone took Ryohoki's droppings to headquarters. It was scanned as Ryoko. Kiyone and Mihoshi were promoted, but decided to stay on Earth. During all of this Tenchi and Ayeka were still kissing. After about a week they stopped kissing. Vegeta: I knew it! Ayeka put superglue on her lips! Sasami made them good food and everyone lived happily ever after (except for Ryoko, that is). The End Vegeta: Oh, that stung! Zechs: Weber-san can be cruel. Author's notes: I was really bored when I wrote this so don't get mad. Vegeta: Mad. Mad, you say. I never get mad. I get EVEN! If you do get mad, e-mail me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com. If you liked it also e-mail me. If you have any comments about it e-mail me. If you just want to talk to me e-mail me. Well, seeya**** Vegeta: Oh, you will indeed, my friend. You will indeed. Well, that's my story. I hope you like it. I think it goes in Crossovers. Thanks People call me, Masaki Zechs: Roughly translated, it means, fanfic author foolish enough to toy with Vegeta. Sylphiel: The poor, tragic soul.