Diclaimer: All anime characters mentioned here are property of AIC, Pioneer, Funimation, Manga Vision and whatever the hell company owns the sailor scouts. This is a parody of Shaggy (natually) and I hope you enjoy it even though it has not clear themes except that Tenchi really is taking things for granted. It's a little adult (but only a little) so you may like to be cautious. Or not. It's your own decision. So sit back for... WASHU CAUGHT ME RED HANDED! or even red nosed or red haired, but those don't rhyme. Jim Intro: Tenchi and Ryoko: (Hi Ryoko) Hi (Open up) What do you want? (Washu just caught me) You let her catch you? (And she made a suggestion that I might like to...you know) With who? (Everyone) Why?.... (She said I was repressed) Okay, let's do it! (Alright) Chorus: Washu came in and she caught me red-handed With my light hawk wings next door Picture this it looked a little bit listless Added an inch or four How could i forget that she could phase right through the floor? It's not my fault that I can't Control my feelings any more Washu: In my opion you've gone completely loco I ask you, what about Ayeka and Ryoko? You could go with one of them if your bored But you just sit here extending your sword Now if your too shy listen to me I'll show you how, just you see You'll thank me once I've shown you the way Or have you decided that your gay? Verse 2: Now I can go and ask Ayeka (I wanna see) Ryoko said that I can take her (I wanna see) I'll have a little of Mihoshi (I wanna see) With a side order of Kiyone (I wanna see) Maybe even Sesami (I wanna see) She's getting to look like Tsunami (I wanna see) I think I'll go back to Sayuka (I wanna see) I wonder who'll be mother to Mayuka? Repeat Chorus Washu came in..... Verse 3: I tried to keep them from seeing my manhood rise Why should I step out of my room just to get a nose bleed and two crossed eyes? Make sure she knows it's you who got erect The right perix whenever she make get a longer gigalo flex Jurian\ human coupling isn't that complex But livin' in the house is enough to get you vexed You know with every girl after your half human ass Hardly recollecting what it's like for girls to pass Your answer: love your women from the mountain to the grass They might lose intrest so you'd better act fast Repeat Verse 2 Nagi can be my girl today (I wanna see) I'm sure she'd like some different prey (I wanna see) Yugi isn't that bad lookin' (I wanna see) Inferno is so hot she's cookin' (I wanna see) I need someoe to free me (I wanna see) It could even be Bulma and Chi Chi (I wanna see) The sailor scouts as well (I wanna see) All anime girls are hot as hell Repeat Chorus Washu came in.... Verse 4: How could I forget The use of my Tenchi-ken? All this time with these girls in here And they thought I was in to men Gonna tell them that i'm sorry for the frustration I've caused Cos the've seen my repression For far too long for me to pause I'll go to each of their rooms, maybe give them a fright They thought I was a player And now their completely right Repeat Chorus Washu came in.... Well, that was it. Tell me anything you thought at the ol' e-mail adress comageddon@ntlworld.com I'm dying through lack of mail, so please have pity. Jim 'Diabolo' Moore, '01