*The characters that are used to mst this fic our not ours (however much we wish they were....) so do not sue us cause we are poor and all you would get is like a couple of burned cds.* Our misguided heros were walking along and found a movie theater and decided to check it out because they heard they were show some tenchi muyo shows there. This is their story of what they have seen.. Where are all the womens at? I think you scared 'em away man.... *looks down in shame* aww poo maybe next time....ooo it's starting! All characters in this story belong to pioneer and some other people. Who cares onto the Story! Yes on with it! (At the table in the Masaki home) Everyone was in there respective seats. since when was there respect in that house? Tenchi and Sasami were talking and laughing, Ryoko and Ayeka were arguing over which food was the best, and Washu sat at the end fidgeting and waiting to get back to the lab. Ah, the typical tenchi stereotype.... " Hey, Tenchi where are Mihoshi and Kiyone?" Ryoko asked suddenly. Well the way some these things go around here, prolly lesbian adventures in space.. "Yes, Lord Tenchi where are they it's not the same without Mihoshi's clumsiness *sarcatically* yeah...nothing's getting messed up since she's gone.... and Kiyone's yelling at her for spilling something or other on her." Ayeka giggled at the thought. They had to go to GP headquarters for a week or two." he said as he thought about Kiyone and him on the roof. *singing* don't come-a knockin when this roof is-a rockin When Dinner was over Tenchi helped Sasami with the table when Washu left early for some reason. ...reason ? "She probably had something important to work on," said the little girl as she finished the last dish, "She was working real hard when I came and got her for lunch." Yeah she's only working real hard at trying to blow everything in the universe up, that's all.... "Yeah, I guess your right Sasami," Tenchi said as he finished cleaning off the table, "I hope nothing bad is happening." (Back in Washu's Lab) "Man I need to relieve some tension," thought washu as she shed her vest. then she looked at her watch and noticed it was 4:20 so lit one up That'll always relieve tension... She snapped her fingers and a door appeared with a crab symbol on it. She opened the door and there was a woman that looked exactly like her. "Hello Mecha-Washu." She said as she unbuttoned her shirt. "Oh, hi Lil Washu, are you horny again?" said the Bot in a ditsy voice. Warning there's lesbians in the misaki residence!!! As she to started unclothing with her creator. well hot diggity damn, you were right... Washu had sat at that table for what seemed like all day and had been anticipating this moment for a while. Staring at a naked android of yourself? Maybe she was anticipating the end.... She hopped onto the bed. The bed rolled out in waves and the other washu crawled sexily towards her with her back arched and an evilish grin. *Kusanagi raises his right eyebrow* Well, let's get started then," She said as she tackled the real scientist Is this football or a sex scene ummm ...both and kissed her deeply. Her tongue explored her mouth until...Bite. Wash bit down hard on the now teary eyed toy. *as Butthead* Whoa, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen Of course Wash everything down with a teary eyed toy.... Washu held her tongue and told her to lie on her back the robot did as it was told and was soon staring at Washu's leaking pussy. They need a "pipe" in that leak.. Lick it bitch make me scream" She was very built up and was in need of pleasure now She grabbed a lock of the robot's hair and put her hand on the back of its head. She pushed the Washu look-a-like into her dripping cunt. *Kusanagi as tug-o-war captain* heave! hoe! heave! hoe! The robots Metallic tongue slid deeply into Washu making her forget the day's events. so the real washu has "magic fingers" and the robot one has the magic tounge..what next the magic nut-funk of tenchi? She only thought of herself well of course, you're only licking yourself... sounds like the pleasure of a dog... as she started to rock back and forth on the robot as it viciously licked her pussy. Washu started to moan as she felt her pressure building up inside. She could feel her climax coming as she arched her back further and further then suddenly she needed something more to push her over the edge she needed something in her mouth. *Kusanagi drops his bag of popcorn* AWW NUTS! She lifted herself up and got in the 69 position with her robot companion. Washu's legs quivered at the thought. Washu began to make circular motions with her hips, meeting the robot's face. "I never thought it would be this good having sex with myself" she said as she turned the robots horniness level up a couple notches. how many levels does that thing have,.....and how much does it cost? I mean..umm err.. ........damn The Robot was now exploring washu with her hands caressing all of her most delicate parts. She then found what she was looking for. *as the robot* AH! my contact! Washu let out a whimper as the robot massaged her clit with her smooth fingers. Who would've expected her to find that?...again This was all the scientist could take she arched her back and let out a scream as her juices flowed out in a waterfall into the robots face. It's like Starburst..the juice is loose (Galaxy Police Headquarters) It was a usual day at the main office; people in gray uniforms walked and scurried about. A short man walks into his workroom. There were two officers standing talking. One was a catlike woman with green hair; the other was a tall, built man with a stern look on his face. "Sorry I'm late sir," says the shorter man," I was up late." The short man shot a sly grin to the catlike woman. The catlike woman blushes and starts typing on the computer in front of her. "I don't want to hear your excuses Major," says the tall man. *as tall man* You're a damn midget, deal with it. Next time knock on the door and I'll open it for you Suddenly the woman screams as her computer explodes and glass shards fly at her. Ah the true form of windows came into play that XP stands for eXPlode.... The two men run out and see that everyone is panicking and fire is every where the taller man stops a female officer with red hair. "What's going on," he asks with a look of panic on his face. The woman jerks her arm away and says; "He's escaped!" IT'S BILL GATES! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! The woman the runs off only to get sucked into deep space as the wall tears away and sucks everything in the hallway towards it. The major is hit by a table and is knocked out as the ship starts to contract and expand. Damn, that came out of nowhere I reckon it did Perhaps just pointless filler..... Perhaps.... (Deep Space) A giant explosion can be seen as a black object flies past. The stars shine bright as Lady Tokamy watches on. She then looks down and to her left in the direction the object was flying. There is a small blue planet far off in the distance. "Earth," Lady Tokamy sighs with a look of concern in her eyes. She then disappears into the cold, black space. Yea....good old crappy Earth... (Back at the Masaki household) "Ryoko," yelled an angry Tenchi, "you know you're just going to start a fight." excellent, violence..muwhahaha... Um....calm down there son.... ..........alllrighty then Looking out a window an angry Ayeka screams, "You monster what are you doing hanging on MY Tenchi." Tenchi sighed at what he knew would happen. Tenchi thought. More Lesbians!!! You sure seem to like 'em... There’s nothing wrong with 'em...they are entertaining.. Later Ryoko and Ayeka were arguing about whose fault it was that the roof had 6 holes in it, Sasami was in the kitchen cooking, Mihoshi was watching TV, Kiyone was talking to Tenchi as he hammered on the roof. Hammered what on the roof? Nails maybe? nails named Kiyone? "So, Tenchi how did it happen this time," Kiyone asked while looking lovingly at Tenchi. "How could you not know," said Tenchi while wiping a bead of sweat off his brow, "Ryoko and Ayeka were fighting over which one of them I should choose again." *as Tenchi* Yes....I only have horny women chasing after me...woe is me..woe is me.. "Well, Tenchi maybe you should just pick me instead," Said Kiyone with lust in her voice. *as tenchi yet again* Hey....I can get me another hoe to pimp up and down this block.. Tenchi wasn't sure what to say. "Well, Ugh haha ha I don't know," Tenchi's Eyes were closed so he didn't know that Kiyone had gotten right up to his face. there gonna do it..... When Tenchi opened his eyes he stopped talking and looked into Kiyone's eyes they were about to kiss when Kiyone's watch popped and started to smoke. Oh....popcorn in a watch...what will they think of next? Kusanagi> I think tenchi's pants are the things that are smokin...he is about to get some... "Ugh God why know," groaned Kiyone as she inspected her watch. *as Kiyone* I wonder what could be wrong with it....its only smoking... maybe a little something called "Broken"? By then Tenchi was on the far side of the house hammering again. Thought Kiyone as she crawled down the ladder. Suddenly she could here Mihoshi's crying. Mihoshi was sobbing as she tried to talk to her partner, "I was just watching TV when my watch burned out I promise Kiyone I didn't spill coke on it again." Kiyone just sighed and told her partner it was OK. "Oh OK," exclaimed a much happier Mihoshi. "But, we do have to go back to headquarters," sighed a very stressed Kiyone. LESBIANS IN SPACE...THE SECOND CUMMING!!! Is that on rental at blockbuster? As they were stepping outside Tenchi was coming off the ladder. He looked over and saw down both of their shirts. Tenchi went pail and his nose started to bleed. He tried to cover it up the best he could. DAMNIT!! why won't this boy take advantage!?!?! Because the blood can only go to his nose.....nowhere else ahh....I see "Bye Tenchi," yelled Mihoshi in a sad voice. "Where are you going," Tenchi said as he put his hand over his nose. "We have to go back to headquarters for a while our watches are busted so we can't communicate with home base," Said a flustered GPO, "Don't choose anyone without me OK." She whispered as she walked by him. "Come on Mihoshi!" " BYE TENCHI," yelled the blonde as they lifted off the ground with tears in her eyes, "I'll miss you." "BYE," Tenchi yelled back with a smile on his face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Hey, That's the end of chapter one of my "The Erotic Remote" series. Hope you liked it. If you have any comments E-mail me back at T soldier01@aol.com Special Thanks to: James Padilla for his help and support. (author of the erotic Torture Chamber)If you like washu you will love this. I am also a proud member of JPLWA. Thanks for reading my lemon. Dark_Washu01 ...umm......That was kinda weird... remember kids...anything is possible in a lemon.. is there any moral to this story? Not a bit