Welcome, all! to DARKTEMPLAR’s 3rd MST fic! join Keiichi, Eddie, and of course, DT, as they make fun of freakish, evil, and dumb lemons! *somehow, “morning” plays, and everyone wakes up* DT:YAAAAWWWWN! ........uhh...Keiichi..why are you still hugging me?! Keiichi:*in pure bliss, apparently having a very......interesting....dream* Eddie:I think she likes you! DT: you just now notice that? *Keiichi stays asleep, with an irongripped hug, and wakes up when DT goes to take a shower* Keiichi:*eyes open, bolts up as Dt is washing his pits*AHHH football practice...huh?!(DT?! naked?! oops....i shouldnt have hugged him so long...) DT: AHHHHH! get OUT! *forces her out the door, then continues to wash* Keiichi: teehee...oops^_~! AT breakfast... *DT eats some frootloops* DT: so...Ed, what should i do about that keiichi? give in to her? Eddie: How should i know:P. I always said that women...are bad news. DT:exept for getting laid!*laughs* Eddie:uh.....nevermind... ... DT: oops! *spits out the loops* uh...time for mst! keiichi!!! get out of the shower and get down to the theater! Keiichi: hold your horses! Computer: Today we are Viewing ‘Tenchi On a plate of Sashimi.’ DT: is that so? Computer: yes. DT: ok. ROLL EM! ... ... DT: oops. *puts in the reel of film, presses ‘on’ button* click...cliclcickhhhhhhhhummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... *a large slide of a naked DT appears on the screen.* DT:KEIICHIIIIIIII!!! WHERED YOU FIND THIS?! Keiichi: teehee!~.^ DT:grumble....*starts the film* ... ... ...... .... .. . .... ......... . ...... ............. Tenchi on a Plate of Sashimi DT:? --- "Tenchi, you are a loser!" taunted a menacing voice. DT: aint it the truth? Keiichi: "Huh? What the fuck! Eddie:*tenchi*HEY! why in the fucking fuck am i fuckin saying the fucking fuck word? Where am I?" said Tenchi as he looked around at unfamiliar surroundings. "You are on a plate of sashimi," said the voice. DT: hence the titile? maybe not....nobody knows... "Okay then..." Tenchi said as his voice trailed off. At that moment Tenchi heard a familiar voice. "Oh Tenchi! Wake up my Tenchi!" --- Tenchi woke up from his sleep to see Ryoko hovering over him, but something was wrong with Ryoko today. That's when Tenchi noticed it, DT:she was hot? Ryoko's eye was missing. DT: oh. "Ryoko! Your eye! It's missing!" gasped Tenchi. Keiichi:he just now notices. "Of course it is! Don't you know! Keiichi:SEE WHAT I MEAN! EVERYONE KNOWS BUT TENCHI! Since the animators never gave me DT: Chest Hair? Eddie:A laptop computer? a cunt, DT: but laptops and chet-hairs are cool, man! Keiichi:*patented heero yui death stare attack* DT:ehehe....sorry.....ahem....but laptops and chet-hairs are cool,.....WOman... keiichi:*beams* DT: I have to use the next best thing instead," explained Ryoko. DT: nothing is better than a cunt...wait...what am i saying..i’m a guy.. Keiichi: wanna know if it is? DT: ....no. Keiichi:*cries* "But couldn't you have used your, uh, butt instead of your eye socket?" asked Tenchi. "Washu plugged my ass up with butt plugs, Keiichi: uh..... Dt: um... Eddie: are they corks? so I'm left with my eye socket. Well? How'bout it Tenchi? Wanna fuck my eye socket?" asked Ryoko. "Stop right there you monster! Eddie: 2 bits says its ayeka. DT: ok. Eddie and dt shake hands. You will not have the pleasure of having Tenchi up your eye socket!" yelled DT: the FBI? Eddie:The CIA? Keiichi: the pentagon? Ayeka as she busted into Tenchi's room. DT: damn. *hands dt 2 bits* Eddie: haw haw! "Hey! What happened to the security on Tenchi's door?" asked Ryoko. "Azaka and Kamadake were horny, so I let them have sex with it," answered Ayeka. "Hey! What's going on here! This is fucked up! How can logs have sex with a security system?!" Keiichi:Ryoko:yeah! Eddie: Tenchi:yeah! DT:why does he keep saying fuck? he dont gots the gutz, mayuhn! yelled out Tenchi. "Because you are on a plate of sashimi Tenchi. You will now see the one you desire most enter your room now," said the unknown voice. And at that moment Noboyuki entered the room. Tenchi gazed at his father, Tenchi couldn't stop himself from getting an erection from looking at his father. Noboyuki stared back at Tenchi and blushed, it was obvious that Noboyuki wanted Tenchi. Keiichi: DT, do you have a fetish for men? DT:NO! Keiichi: damn. i wonderered if all men had it, so i could use it to seduce you....methinks i should.. Eddie:Stop thinkin out loud? DT:... Keiichi:Ezzacklie! "Father, please, give it to me up the ass," said Tenchi, trying to sound as seductive as he could to his father. "Tenchi! You have given me a huge erection, and Ryoko's eye socket is just amazing too," said Noboyuki, "Hey Ryoko? Would you mind if I used the blood from your eye socket to lubricate my penis?" DT: yeeeewwwwwwwww!!! "Of course, you are Tenchi's dad after all," said Ryoko. Eddie: ryoko never listened to him....did she? damn, wish i could ask. Ryoko:*materializes is Eddies arms*wanna find out? Eddie: no! go away! Ryoko:awww.....i can not only not get tenchi, but now i cant get ANYONE! "Please! Use my eye instead! Jurai blood is better than that demon's blood any day!" Dt: it is? *runs to his lab, chugs juraian blood, runs back* i feel no better! damn! Eddie: ha ha ha! said Ayeka as she pushed Ryoko out of the way. "Hmmm... Tenchi, I'm going to use Ryoko's eye socket, you should go to Ayeka and puncture her eye with your penis. That way we'll have twice as much lubricant," said Noboyuki as he grabbed Ryoko's head and pushed his penis into Ryoko's eye socket. Eddie: *stands blank-faced* "Tenchi, please, puncture my eye with your Eddie: fork? penis, DT: haha! you were WRONG! haha! I want to feel the pleasure that you can only get when you are fucked in the eye," said Ayeka. "Are you sure about this Ayeka? I mean, I've heard stories of women who've lost their eye for the first time, and they all say that it's very painful," asked Tenchi. "Yes, I'm sure, I've wanted it like this even since the first time I laid eyes on you," said Ayeka. "But you kicked me off your bed... oh well, never mind," said Tenchi as he put his penis in front of Ayeka's eye. Tenchi quickly punctured Ayeka's eye, and entered her socket. He could feel Ayeka's brain with his penis, the pleasure was just too much for him. Tenchi shot his semen onto Ayeka's brain. As Tenchi regained his composure he noticed that Ayeka was on the floor. She was wriggling like crazy due to the fact that she had just had her brain hit by Tenchi's penis. DT: well....that was very disturbing....but im ok! *flops like a fish on the floor* Eddie: let me!*does it too* Keiichi: boys...i love em! *flops around* "Tenchi! You haven't forgotten about me have you?" said Noboyuki. "Of course not dad! Here, let me spread my ass out for you so you can enter me," said Tenchi as he spread out his ass. Eddie: uhhhh.... Tenchi wasn't prepared for what happened next. Noboyuki entered Tenchi quickly and started pumping his penis in and out of his sons anus. "Oh yeah dad! You like that don't you! Come on fuck your son! Your nothing more than a pig are you?" Tenchi yelled to his dad. "Oh yes Tenchi! You're so tight, I think I'm gonna cum in your ass!" yelled Noboyuki as he fucked his son. "Tell me dad! Who's a better fuck? Me or mom? Tell me or you can't cum in me!" yelled Tenchi. DT: but achika’s hot! shes much better! "You are Tenchi! Your so much tighter than she was!" answered Noboyuki, "Oh Tenchi! I'm cumming!" yelled Noboyuki as he came into his sons ass. "Oh dad, that was so great, we have to do that more often," said Tenchi. "Let's go downstairs to see what Sasami cooked for breakfast," said Noboyuki. "Okay, let's go." --- "Wow Sasami! That smells great what is it?" asked Tenchi. "Don't call me Sasami! I'm getting my name changed to Susami!" yelled Sasami/Susami. "So what did you cook?" asked Tenchi. "I cooked my leg, that's why my leg is amputated now," said Sasami/Susami. DT: argh...it’s associated with ‘evil susami’ !!! ahhhh!!! "Tenchi! You are a loser! You are on a plate of Sashimi," said the voice. Tenchi suddenly got dizzy as he heard those words. After a few seconds Tenchi fell to the ground and passed out. DT: is it over? will it ever be? tune in next time to see what happens to elliot ness and his men! will they capture capone? maybe ne.....sorry. got carried away. --- Tenchi awoke to only find himself, sleeping on a plate of Sashimi. Eddie: do they even make plates that big? "Well I guess that must have been a dream then, Dad was so good too," keiichi: he was....hm...*takes a note* DT: uh, this is a fic. not all men are.....gay..... Tenchi thought aloud. "Hey Tenchi! Look what I got!" yelled Noboyuki. "What is it dad?" "I got Ryo-Oh-Ki's eye socket!" Keiichi:sheesh...hope its over... --- End Eddie: it is! we are saved! *all leave* at the bedroom... DT: dont hug me this time, ok? Keiichi: ok. Eddie: hope i dont wake up on sashimi! haw! DT: veeeery funny. Keiichi: yea...youre HALARIOUS. Eddie: thanks! DT: ugh.. tune in next time(i hope)! ©2001 by Bryan “DARKTEMPLAR” Ryberg. this is my 3rd MST. whatever.