"Top Ten things Maxim doesn't want to hear"


     This is a thing I made cause I got the idea from another Top 
Ten Spam Fic. 


10. Washuu: Oh Maxim, you know that sperm sample I collected from 
you? Well I was supposed to mix it with one of Ryoko's eggs, but 
accidently mixed it with one of Ryo-ohki's. Come meet your new 
son!
  9. Tenchi: I DRANK ALL OF YOUR BEER!! TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A 
BITCH!
  8. Kiyone: Sorry Maxim, but I'm really a man-hating lesbian.
  7. Yosho: I am your father! 
  6. Sasami: Make sweet love to me Maxim. Please!
  5. Ayeka: Hello my dear husband. 
  4. Kagato: I'm here to replace you.
  3. Washuu: Hey Maxim! Vegita's here to see you about something 
you did to his wife.
  2. Washuu: Don't worry! It'll heal.
  1. PHAW410653: Time to die Maxim!

      Hope you have enjoyed this little Spam fic. 


             -PHAW410653