The day was normal. Zoe and Friskie eating and so was Nic. =20 Nic: I have another fic. F&Z: What? Nic: It is called Little Washu Plays Santa. Friskie: Sounds good. And so they set off again. And now Nic, Friskie, and Zoe present Little Washu Plays Santa. The seating order from left to right is Nic, Friskie, and Zoe The day started as any other at the Misaki house. Sasami handling breakfast, Mihoshi and Kiyone were watching the television, and Ryoko and Aeka were doing their normal, everyday thing; Zoe:(Ayeka) It is my bagal. Nic:(Ryoko) It's mine. fighting over Tenchi. Tenchi stumbled down the stairs with sleep heavy in his eyes. He = mindlessly made his way through the house to the kitchen. In the midst of his wanderings, he managed to drag himself through the pirate and princess' fight. Nic:(highway trafic reporter) There is a fight on I90. "Good morning, lord Tenchi." "Hey, Tenchi," Ryoko said as she latched herself on to him and kissed = him on the cheek, which infuriated Aeka to no end. The two continued to battle while Tenchi went on as if he didn't even notice the fight. He arrived = in the kitchen where Sasami had just finished breakfast. Friskie: Of rice and noodles. "Here you go Tenchi," she said in her sweet eight-year-old voice. "Since you're here first, you get the first serving." Nic:(Churchlady) Isn't that special. Sasami then walked into the living room, with Ryo-oki perched atop her = head, of course Zoe: It then made a popo on her head. , and announced that breakfast was ready. Everybody piled into the kitchen with food on their minds. Nic:(Highway trafic reporter) There is a crash on I90. The usual sit-around-the-table-and-stuff-yourself custom was how breakfast ran, = that was until Washu entered the kitchen, followed closely by her = coffee-guzzling mini-robots A and B. Friskie: Wouldn't they short out. "I have an announcement," the pint-sized maniac said.=20 Nic: She isn't pint sized. "I have created a new invention. Well, it's not really new, it's just something that I made = for everyone of you. I made everyone their own little A's and B's." NF&Z: Oh god. Every jaw in the room dropped to the floor. "Mom, what possessed you to = do this," Ryoko asked. Zoe:(Washu) EVIL "I thought everyone could use some help around here," Washu replied. "The mini-robots are a big help and confidence builder. I have them waiting in the lab for everyone after breakfast. Friskie: So everyone ate really slow. Since Washu's announcement, everyone in the room was struck with pure, morbid, and perverse curiosity. Everyone then rushed to the sink to wash their own dish, an idea by Sasami to save time Nic: She is smart. , and ran to the lab. The first set of A's and B's to emerge were Mihoshi's. "Mihoshi's the best," they chimed in unison. Mihoshi stood and stared dumbfounded for a moment, Zoe: Same ol' Mihoshi until they scampered up to her. She then turned tail and ran to the = nearest closet Friskie:(Mihoshi) They are INSANE!!! and closed the door behind her, refusing to come out until her mini-bots were gone. Next were Aeka's. Aeka decided to keep hers around so she went about her usual lazy day of watching TV knowing that there was at least one less competitor for the remote, the other was hiding in the closet. Nic: After she died the robot came out of the closet. (rimshot) Sasami already had a plan for her A and B. They could wash and dry = dishes while she played with Ryo-oki. Her two came out of the lab and started = to follow her around. Zoe:(A&B) Wait for us mommy. Kiyone wasn't exactly excited about having two mini-hers. She just = decided to ignore the two as the tagged along her every footstep form their = first second out of the lab. Friskie:(A&B) We're free!!! Ryoko didn't want two robots follow her around and call her the best, so = as soon as they said her name, she phased away from the room, and the = robots just stared at each other and started talking. "Ryoko's the hottest. = (AN: she just is)=20 Zoe: Oh no it is a self insertion fic and a Ryoko lover. Nic: You said a mouthful. Ryoko deserves Tenchi (AN: she just does)," they said. Tenchi's were last. Tenchi's mini-robots just followed him out to the = field where he thought of teaching them to harvest carrots. Friskie: Ryo-ohki will love that. Tenchi left the house and walked out to the field. Tenchi tried to talk to his little minions, = but that was to no avail. "OK guys, here's how to harvest a carrot,"=20 Nic: Do you understand. he tried to say, but he was just cut off by mindless banter from his minions. Tenchi decided that teaching them wasn't worth his time. So he went to meet = Yosho for sword practice. Friskie: maybe he can teach them to fight.=20 Yosho was amused with the ease he could beat his grandson on that day. = The mini-bots were actually counter-productive to tenchi. He would = constantly trip on them or they would just get in his way. Nic: Just like life will someday for him. Finally irritated with the worthlessness of them, he used his wooden sword to smash one, Friskie: Ouch. while the other ran away. Zoe: Run Forest B, Run. He was at least happy to be rid of half of the day's problems. He then turned on the disabled robot with a split robot-head = that was emitting blue sparks. Friskie: Ouch. Well it can't get worse for the robot. He then asked Yosho a question "hey grandpa, wanna help me beat this thing stupid?" Friskie:(Facefaults) "It doesn't need anymore stupidity beaten into it, but it sounds like = fun." Nic: Those anti-robotisists. The two proceeded to beat A into the ground until it couldn't muster = even a fragment of speech. Zoe:(A) I wuv wou. "Want to help with the other," Tenchi asked. Friskie: Will it ever end?!?!?!? "No, I have to sweep the shrine Nic:(Yosho) Of whats left of A. , go do what you want." Then Tenchi set out to find the other scared robot. He looked all around = the fields and house, but when it came to the lake, he saw that B had thrown itself in because of the death of the other (AN: talk about commitment, eh?). Friskie: Help me!!! Mihoshi decided to come out of the closet, because she was getting = scared of the dark, so she ran around and around the house, followed by the two mini-Mihoshi's, she darted to the bathroom. The two robots then had her pinned, so she mustered up some courage and threw on in the toilet. Nic: Is that like throwing up. Friskie: (really pale) The other followed her into the toilet. Nic: Friskie doesn't look good. Kiyone got tired of the two following her, so she found the blaster in = her sock drawer and shot both of them. Zoe: Oh god. Aeka was annoyed with her robots telling her how she great she was, so = she had Asaka and Kimidake drop on top of each one. The two didn't quite survive, but the princess and her guardians had a nice laugh. Zoe: This has gone to far. Sasami's plan didn't quite work either, the water shorted out their = circuits enough so they decided that instead of working together, they decided to fight to the death with dirty silverware. Nic:(bursts out laughing) She didn't see it as a loss, but it gave her a good scare. Zoe: This is bad. Ryoko decided to get creative with the disposal of her puppets. She = picked one up and hurtled it into the sky, she was surprised when it hit the = moon. Friskie:(Back to normal and Jacky Gleason) Someday Alice I will knock = you to the moon. She then picked the other up, dropped it and kicked it as hard as she = could. That caused a slight explosion, but it rid her life of them. Zoe: All over her shoe. Later that day, everyone sat down for dinner, and talked about their = freaky mini-android others. Washu entered and was baffled when she didn't see = any robots. "Hey, what happened to all of the A's and B's?" Friskie:(everyone) Killed them. "Well Washu, it isn't that it was appreciated.," Tenchi started ".but they were just annoying," Ryoko finished. "And scary," Mihoshi added. Friskie;(Mihoshi as Lucy) Wahhhh N&Z: No more TV Land for you Friskie. "Mine killed each other," Sasami said. Nic:(giggles) "Strange, I didn't program them to fight to the death, did you get them = near water?" "Yeah," Sasami said, "but you never told us to not get them near water." Zoe:(Sasami) Or set them on fire. Washu didn't even feel like rebutting Sasami's statement, she was very = angry with everyone's reaction to her act of kindness. "FINE, SEE IF I EVER DO ANYTHING FOR ANY OF YOU AGAIN," Washu yelled before storming into her = lab. Nic: She could be in there for a while Everyone eventually apologized to Washu and she eventually was a happy member of the Misaki house again. This was my second fanfic, I wanted this one to be funnier than my = previous, feedback good or bad can be sent to Corriganluckey69@yahoo.com MSTers thoughts: Nic: It was good. Friskie: To many dead robots. Zoe: What Friskie said. This is my 4th MST. Please give me C&C. Stinger: Yosho: I have to go sweep the Shrine. Nic: Of whats left of A.