A mad-lib went TENCHI!!! Compiled by Steve 'n' Hotaru I found a site that let's you do mad-libs & tenchi-fied a classic Dr. Seuss story... Enjoy! --- "You do not kiss little Washu and Aeka-chan?" I do not kiss them, Tenchi-I-am. "Could you, would you, with a Mihoshi?" I would not, could not, with a Mihoshi! "Would you, could you, on a space ship?" I could not, would not, on a space ship. I will not, will not, with a Mihoshi. I will not hug them in the rain. I will not hug them on a Ryo-oh's deck. Not in the baths! Not in a tree! Not in a hentai's dream! You let me be! I do not kiss them in a warp hole. I do not kiss them with a Ryo-ohki. I will not hug them in a the shrine. I do not kiss them with a Ten-ohki. I do not kiss them here or there. I do not kiss them ANYWHERE! I do not kiss little Washu and Aeka-chan! I do not kiss them, Tenchi-I-am. Corrupted excerpt from "Green Eggs and Ham," by Dr. Seuss. --- "Why is it that in Georgia if you commit sodomy, they'll put you in a cell with a man who will soomize you! It's southern logic!"---Robin Williams (Moonie code) SM:6+m+ F:Sa+v:Zo++ D:Cc--> X:a:5r+++|82d+++|m:5++ O:s++!o--a--h-- P:a19:s64:w15:f+:eBrg:Br+:t-:cWh:y+:r-++ . + . . . . . . . . . * . * . . . . . . + . "You Are Here" . . + . . . . | . . . . . . | . . . +. + . \|/ . . . . . . V . * . . . . + . + . . . + . . + .+. . . . . + . . . . . . . . . . . . . * . . . + . . . . . + . . * . . + . . . .. + . . . . . * . * . +.. . * . . . . . . . . + . . +