Disclaimer: For this disclaimer I will write in rhyme! Tenchi and the gang are property of AIC and Pioneer, who should buckle down and get their bums in gear, but for now we all just write fan fics, Cos they're behaving like a bunch of...nasty people. This fic is property of The Jetset (Jinchi, Jim 'Diabolo' Moore, and Kage Maru 3:16) Anyway, this is all in the style of most drinking game. Although strictly speaking it's not really drinking- more a point game. You can convert it to drinks if you like, but you will get drunk very quickly. -Jim THE TENCHI OAV \ T.V. SERIESE DRINKING GAME!!! 1 point if- -Ayeka and Ryoko do a stare-off but break it off instantly and start laughing maniacally -Ayeka does her horrible high pitched bitchy laugh. -Mihoshi blunders -Kiyone Bitches -Ryoko gets drunk -Ryoko calls Ayeka 'Princess' in that really sarky voice -Ayeka bitches about Ryoko -Ayeka says 'Lord Tenchi!' -Sesami cooks a banquet which would kill an elephant -Washu laughs maniacally -Nobiyuki trys to hit on his secretry at work (2 pts if she runs out screaming afterward) -Ayeka and Ryoko blow up something while fighting -Ryo-Ohki does something really cute -'A' and 'B' compliment Washu -Tenchi says "Oh noooooooo...." when confronted by a sexy woman -Ryoko does something illegal -Misaki hugs someone until they suffocate -Somone goes to Washu's lab. -Ryo-Ohki eats more carrots than can possibly fit inside her -Nobiyuki makes a perverted face and dribbles -Anyone appears in very revealing clothes (inc. towels, etc.) -Tenchi sweeps the steps to the shrine. -Tenchi goes to school. -Ryoko hugs Tenchi. -Anyone face-faults -Anyone sweat-drops -Everyone apart from Sesami and Tenchi gets totally pissed on sake and lies around in the living room -Mihoshi watches T.V. (2 points if it's a cartoon) 2 points if- -the gang are watching a sexy program which is cut off at a good moment by a news flash or something similar -Ayeka bitches about anyone other than Ryoko -Ayeka summons her little logs and blasts the hell out of everyone like some kind of beautiful purple pikachu -Yosho is totally calm in the face of horrifying danger -Tenchi comes home from school. -The writers write in a new chareter for no reson. -Misaki does something really cute -Sesami cooks and you know what it is. -Someone goses to Washu's lab to tell her food is ready. -Nobiyuki's head peers out from the bushes (3 pts if he has binocoulors) -Someone calls Ryoko a demon. -Tenchi sweeps any thing that is not the steps to the shrine. -Anyone goes all starry-eyed -Ryo-Ohki transforms into a space ship -Mihoshi says something completely stupid with a big smile on her face -Anyone cries so that two streams of tears go down their face...but don't actually flow off -Sesmai gets there first!! -Mihoshi falls asleep in the sunshine -Mihoshi ruins one of Washu's experiments -Washu has been working on an invention which 'could come in handy right now!' -Washu mentions anything about her demensional tuner or psuedospace 3 points if- -Tenchi gets tied up -Ryoko gets drunk and tries to kiss tenchi (4 points if she knocks him over) -The Masaki house is blown up -Tenchi runs\trys to run from something other than Ayeka or Ryoko -Misaki gets angry and assults someone -You see Sesami cooking something in the kitchen. -Tenchi does chores that don't involve sweeping. -Mihoshi says 'I was/am sooooo scared Kiyonnneeeeee!!!' -Anyone, in any voice, says 'Tenchiiiiiiiii!' -Nobiyuki complains about his work -Any two girls do something suspiciously lesbian (but not quite enough to give proof (Damn!)) -Ayeka and Ryoko tell stories from there past which seem similar but strangley different... -Washu asks someone to call her 'little Washu' -Washu holds a class in which she drops things on people -Washu uses Tenchi as her Gineau Pig (4 points if it's 'to get a sample'...) 4 points if- -Asuza and his wives turn up -Washu turns some body into a frog or another animal. -Ayeka hugs Tenchi. -Tsunami talks to Sesami -Anyone performs karaoke -Mihoshi completely fails to figure out something Washu says -Washu calls herself the greatest and cutest genius in the universe -Ryoko calls Tenchi 'her Tenchi' 5 points if- -Tenchi goes to school and you see him there. -Washu hits on Yosho -A reference to how ridiulous things are in the Tenchi universe is made by anyone (such as "What happened to the scene I was just in?!") -Ryoko makes puppy-dog eyes at Tenchi -Washu happens to mention that she invented the InterNet (Al Gore eat your heart out) 6 points if- -Kiyone summons the Yagami -Mihoshi's little cube turns into a fluffy bunny tail for no discernable reason -You see Sesami cooking something but you never see any one eating it. -Tokimi and D3 come along -Nagi gatecrashes -Ken-Ohki and Ryo-Ohki go on a date -Ryo-Ohki becomes a human toddler -Ken-Ohki turns into a spaceship -There's a flashback 7 points if- -Someone appears REALLY naked (10 points if it's on Toonami, although let's face it that's very unlikely. Damn.) -Washu and Ryo-ohki appear in their adult forms -A Pretty Sammy reference is made -Someone wears Jurian clothing with all the little fluffy bobbles 8 points if- -Yosho drops his disguise and becomes his 'true form' -We actually see video footage of Achika -We see video footage of Achika AND Nobiyuki -Someone uses their Jurai power (9 points if it's Ayeka) -Ryoko and Ayeka bring up the courage to touch each other in any situation (have you noticed they never actually exchange blows?) 9 points if- -Anyone summons the Light Hawk Wings 10 points if- -Kagato comes back from the dead -You see Tenchi working at school (does not apply in Shin Tenchi) -Tenchi hits on someone -Some explanation is made about SOMETHING -Some explanation is made about SOMETHING....AND IT MAKES SENSE! And a wonderful 500 points if- -Tenchi actually chooses a girl from the household. or -Some explanation is actually made about how the Tenchi series fit together Well, I hope that gave you an ikle laugh. All (positive) comments to jetset@ntlworld.com And look out for more! - The Jetset