Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters someone else does so don't sue me I'm broke blah blah blah... This is Tenchi Muyo?: Tenchi gets a brain and chooses one of the girls. By: GumGirl e-mail: jacfield@rcn.com Put this in Regulars Everyone is eating a classic Sasami made dinner when suddenly Ryoko leaps out of her chair and kisses Tenchi. Although surprised at first gets into it and wraps his arms around Ryoko (apparently she's good at this). Aeka: Get off of Lord Tenchi you monster Tenchi: Shut the hell up Aeka, can't you see I hate you and love Ryoko? Aeka: Lord Tenchi? *Cue the puppy-dog eyes and tears* Ryoko: Give it up he loves me Aeka: No he doesn't! Ryoko: Are you blind? Aeka: No I'm just a stupid stuck-up princess who needs a man!!! Tenchi: I guess I'll have to end this *forms light hawk wings and cuts Aeka's head off* Everyone cheers and finishes their meals telling Sasami what a great job they did. Ryoko and Tenchi get married the next day as Aeka rots in hell Hurrah!!!! THE END ************************************************************************ Notes: don't worry that's the only chapter. Yeah I was bored give me a break. Criticism Compliments (riiiiiight) or random insults? E-mail me at jacfield@rcn.com This was my first fanfic but I'm actually working on one that, well, I'm working on. Tootles (don't ask)