SEION: Washu is the intellectual property of Pioneer LCD. Washu's ass-kissing puppets are the prpoerty of Washu. WASHU: HEY! What did I tell you about your language? (anguished sigh) SEION: Little Washu, the greatest scientific genius in the universe is the intellectual propety of Pioneer LDC. Little Washu's ass-kissing puppet's are the property of Little Washu. (Little Washu throws her arms around him) WASHU: I'm so happy! SEION: Can we get on with this Little Washu? WASHU: Sure! Why not! SEION: Okay, Jimmy! Say the line I'm paying you through the nose for! JAMES EARL JONES: Seion Presents: TECHNOBABBLE: or How to talk like Washu- WASHU: Get it right! J.E. JONES: How to talk like Little Washu. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It seems that though alot of people try, they just can't write the scientific type phrases that the Little creature that lives under Tenchi's stairs is famous for saying. Instead they'll just come up with a layman's phrase. I am here to help solve this problem. We'll start off with inventions. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inventions by far are the easiest thing to Technobabble. And here's how it's done. Take an object. Any object'll do. Now here's the fun part. Attatch one, two or three scientific sounding words to it. For instance, Television! Now put a couple of technical sounding words to the front. HUZZAH! You now have a Laser-Holographic projection Television! Now was that so hard? In case you need help, here's a little list of Washuish Terms. Holographic Hydro (water) Pyrotechnic(fire) Atmospheric(the air) Condensor Geothermic(heat from the earth) Laser Magnetic Electro-magnetic Particle Dimensional Biological Centrifical Gravitation Fusion You get the idea... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This one's just a little bit harder! To talk like Little Washu when she's trying to explain the invention you just created take this advice. GET A THESARUS! Come up with what the device does in layman's terms and got through the Thesarus to look up the most complicated way of saying the same phrase. Just like when Little Washu was explaining what the Dimensional Tuner does it Time and Space Episode 1. Soon you'll be on your way to start sounding like the greatest scientific genius the world has ever known! And won't that be swell? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And now for the puppets. They can say more than "Your the greatest, Washu!" Just use simple and short sentences that always begin or end with "Washu" and you'll be set. Take this for example. Washu (the older version with the better body) comes out dressed as a Geisha. The Washu puppets pop out on to her shoulders dressed the same way. WASHU A: You're a babe, Washu! WASHU B: The hottest ever, Washu! See. It's not that hard to use these two. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And it's not that hard to write anything concerning Little Washu. Now writing for Mihoshi, that's hard! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CUE ENDING SONG: "Proton, Photon, Syncotron!" by Yuko Kobayashi WASHU...............................Yuko Kobayashi/K.T. Vaugh SEION...............................Tetsuya Iwanaga/Patrick M. Stewart JAMES EARL JONES....................What? Did you really think I could afford him. Turn this reader into a watersprite, Little Washu! If you don't see the humor in the previous fic, I don't want to hear about it! That's you tough luck! If you liked it, Then let me know! alliemae@mail.earthlink.net The previous fic contained highly technical terms and should not have been read by the completly stupid. Patrick "Seion" Stewart