Team Lightyear: to MST and beyond Disclaimer: The MSTer's in this story are a group of characters taken from various T.V. shows that I enjoy. I do not own any of them except Kevin, who is me, somewhat. I do not own the fanfic I am MSTing. It belongs to some guy who wants to be knows as AAA-PhuckNut. Go figure. My goal: To express my feelings toward various fanfics which I find distasteful or just poorly written and to make fun of said fics because I feel they deserve it. The process: To ensure a complete MST experience I have taken control of my local mall so as to use the movie theater within. To prevent any outside interference I have assembled a team of flying monkeys and depressed circus clowns, all under the watchful eye of Ung, a neanderthal I found frozen in a refrigerator I bought from Circuit City. I have also gathered a team of enlightened and needlessly sarcastic critics. Introducing... From a small comic book shop in the quant town of Springfield: Master of sarcasm, The Comic Book Store Guy! (CBSG): If your not going to buy something then make like my pants and split. From an alternate dimension, though she now lives in rural Japan near a small Shinto shrine: The master of science, Little Washu! (Washu): Do you prefer hands or...hey what the hell!? Get that camera out of my lab! From a dead planet destroyed by his own hands: Master of disaster, Lobo! (Lobo): You get drunk, I'll get drunk, we'll have a night of hot sex and forget about it tomorrow, wha'da say? From a lost ship on the other side of the galaxy: Master of my heart and soul, Seven of Nine! (Seven): If you can not think logically, you should not think at all. Finally, from somewhere in the United States: Master of his domain, Kevin! (Kevin): That's right, I need more flying monkeys, preferably with ebola or some other easily communicable disease. The story has been chosen, the MSTers have spent the night preparing, the old people are starting their early morning walk through the mall,(after all, who am I to deprive them of their only source of socialization.) Lets go... ______________________________________________________________________________ -In the Lobby- (Kevin): *frantic* Where is Lobo!? The MST starts in two minutes! (Washu): Last I saw he was hitting the old folk for change to buy beer. (Kevin): You mean 'hitting up the old folk' right? (Lobo): *Burp* Ah, nothing makes beer taste better than the feeling that ya earned it. (Seven to Kevin): You expect me to remain within close proximity to that creature inside a darkened room. (Kevin):*in a voice he mistakes for suave* Don't worry, I'll keep you safe. (Seven): Let me make this clear, you have no chance of receiving an physical pleasure from me. (Kevin):*Monotone* In that case your on your own. I hope you brought a phaser with you. (Seven): I would have, but you forbid me to. (Kevin): Oh yeah, well then I guess it's between me or Lobo then. (Seven): Hardly, you said nothing against disruptors. (Kevin):Damn! (Washu): If you will excuse me for interrupting your pathetic attempt at copulation, I believe the fanfic is starting. (Kevin as batman): Quick! To the bat-theater ______________________________________________________________________________ -Theater- Tenchi the Thug By AAA-PhuckNut (Washu): That is so sad. Who would want to be known by such a name? (Lobo): Ah ha ha! PhuckNut, Aha hahaha! That's classic. (Washu): Never mind. (viperz00@winfire.com) Disclaimer: This fic contains sex and stuff (CBSG): Ah yes, stuff. Now I know exactly what to expect in this story. so you have to be 18+ to read it. Also, all characters protrayed (Washu): do I sense a phrenetic speller. (Lobo): fernet...fen...what? in this fic are owned by Pioneer and AIC so I make no claims to the characters. Washu had been in her lab for a week straight, working on her newest, greatest invention she had made yet! (Washu): Don't be absurd, my greatest invention is and always will be the vibrat...uh Ryoko! Of course, no one else knew what she was working on though...... (Lobo):because she's been in her lab for a week straight, right!? (Kevin): Very good Lobo. Here, catch the treat. "At last! My latest invention is now complete!" yelled a very happy Washu. (Washu):*monotone* Oh, I'm so happy. Yay. "My invention is so perfect! It can totally alter the personalty of a person in seconds!! I can't wait to test it out!" Washu chimed very happily, (CBSG): It would appear that Washu is still happy. yet devilishly. (Seven): Not to mention evil. Everyone else in the household had been going on with their lives like normal (Kevin): that's a contradiction of terms in the Masaki house. , except they had been wondering what Washu was up to all that time she was in her lab. (Washu): yeah right. No one gives a damn what I do.*sniff* All I want is a little attention. (Lobo): Hell, all ya had to do was ask! *SLAP* (Washu): Was I talking to you spirochete? All of the girls and Tenchi, minus Washu, (Kevin): Tenchi + Ryoko and Ayeka x Sasami, Mihoshi, and Kiyone - Washu = ? (Seven): A very bad joke. were just sitting around in the living room, when Tenchi asked, (Lobo): who wants to suck my... (Kevin): Lobo! "Does anyone have any clue as to what Washu is working on now??" "Its funny you ask that Tenchi." said Washu, which to everyones suprise had snuck up on them (Lobo): with a chainsaw and hockey mask. Oooo, that splattered! (Kevin to himself): Why did I pick him for this? just before Tenchi asked his question. "Well, actually, I haven't created anything new, I was just cleaning up my entire lab a bit." (Washu): But just a bit. I so do love a little disorganization. said Washu. "You took a whole week to just clean your lab?!" said Tenchi. "Well my lab does expand over the size of multiple planets!" said Washu proudly. "Oh, I see your point." said Tenchi. (CBSG): There was a point? (Washu): Hardly. My lab is completely spotless. Anyone whose ever been there will tell you that. I don't know who this woman is, but I could have come up with a better excuse using Lobo's brain. (Lobo): That's not the only thing I'll let ya use. *SLAP* Everyone else just didnt really give a damn at all anyways (Washu): See! I told you no one cares about me. (Lobo): I... (Washu): Shut up. and had already left to just finish the rest of their day. Washu returned to her lab to admire her creation. "Well, Tenchi will be the perfect subject for my experiment! And the best part is I can do it to him while he sleeps! (Lobo): Oooo! Kinky. (CBSG): That certainly does seem to imply some sort of sexual content, doesn't it? (Seven):*disgusted* There is something very disturbing about the word 'sexual' coming from that man. (Washu): I know That way I wont have to lure him down here and into a trap." (Washu): What are you talking about? Trapping Tenchi is one of my favorite hobbies. (Lobo): Bondage and crazy gizmos? Double kinky! said Washu quietly to herself. Later that night, Ayeka and Sasami were already sleeping, Yosho was at his shrine, Ryo-okie was sleeping on the living room floor, Washu was in her lab, Kiyone and Mihoshi were out on patrol and weren't due back for at least a week, Noboyuki was busy watching his porno flicks inside his bedroom, and the only people still moving about were Ryoko and Tenchi. (CBSG): Thank you for letting us know where everybody is. That way we won't worry about them when the story has nothing to do with them at this point. "Tenchiiiiii!" said a very horny (Kevin): Don't even say it Lobo. (Lobo):*mumbles* Prick. Ryoko as she glomped onto Tenchi. "Please Ryoko, im really not in the mood to screw (Lobo): so how about just a blow... (Seven): If you do not refrain from finishing that line of thought I will BLOW your brain stem out your ears. around right now, I want to get some sleep." said an angry Tenchi. Ryoko pouted a bit then said, "Fine Tenchi, but just you wait till morning! I'll have you then!" (Lobo): But ya can have me...hey, how come no one's stopping me? (Kevin): We give up. (Washu): It's too much effort. (Seven): It's simpler to ignore you. (CBSG): I for one don't have a problem with your crude, yet entertaining remarks. (Washu): Before this is over, I'm probably going to have to kill you. Then Ryoko phased away, and Tenchi headed to his bedroom mumbling to himself, "Gee, I wonder what Ryoko will try to do to me tomorrow morning" said Tenchi in a sarcastic tone of voice. After Tenchi retired to his room, he had fallen asleep pretty quickly, the devilish little red haired Washu stepped out of her lab snickering to herself (Washu): Do I really come across as evil to everyone? (Kevin): Totally (CBSG): Completely (Seven): Indisputably (Lobo):Yep. (Washu): *depressed* Damn! as she head up the stairs towards Tenchi's bedroom. She stepped into his bedroom and quitely approached his bed, "Now lets see what type of personality I should give Tenchi." (Lobo): How 'bout making it so he's not a queer. (Washu): Tenchi is not queer! (Lobo): Coulda fooled me. (Seven): That, would not be difficult. Washu whispered to herself. "Hmmm... I need to give him one that would be very easy to notice, so I will know if it worked or not.... I got it!" (Lobo): Sex machine! (Kevin): Lobo, I think you've lowered this MST below the level of the original fic. Washu whispered very enthusiastically this time. "The classic American Detroit Thug Personallity! aka: ADTP" Washu snickered under her breath. And with a few clicks Washu's invention was ready to go, she aimed and fired, (CBSG): and the poor boy was vaporized on the spot. Can we go now? and then nothing happend, Washu was very puzzled, "Wasnt it supposed to make a sound or something?" Washu asked herself. "I guess it didn't work... DAMN! and all that hard work too!!" (Washu): Okay that's it! I can handle being portrayed as evil and conniving, but stupid and ignorant of how one of my own inventions work!? That crosses the line! PhuckNut, I am going to hunt you down and castrate you with my bare hands! Washu said that so loud it almost woke Tenchi up. Quickly Washu left Tenchi's room and returned to her lab, very angry at what had happend. (Washu): Your damn straight I'm angry! The morning soon arrived and the sunlight shone in through Tenchi's window. A groggy Tenchi awoke only to be greeted a split second later by a naked Ryoko (CBSG): Now there is an appealing thought. (Washu): That's it! I've warned YOU about making remarks about or with sexual content! And that happens to be my DAUGHTER! < Washu's holo-top appears. She presses a button and CBSG melts into a flaming puddle of goo> (Kevin): Dammit Washu... (Washu): You want to be next!? (Kevin): Okay, I think we all need to take a break. ______________________________________________________________________________ -Back in the lobby- (Kevin on phone): Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah. Okay great. How soon? Excellent. Bye. (Lobo): Any luck? (Kevin): Yep, our new MSTer should be here soon. (Seven): And who is this unwitting individual? (Kevin): You'll have to wait and find out. Is Washu still gone? (Lobo): Ah don't worry none about it. Chick just needs to blow off some steam. (Kevin): *sigh* I guess I'd better go look for her. (Lobo to Seven): I's guess it's just you and the Main Man now. (Seven): That was a warning. (Lobo): Ouch. ______________________________________________________________________________ -Elsewhere in the mall- (Kevin): Wait a minute. It's ten in the morning, it shouldn't be dark out. Oh shit. (Kevin to Ung): Ung! (Ung):*grunt* (Kevin): We...we are...we're in outer space! (Ung):< shrugs> (Kevin): Don't give me that! You were suppose to warn me if something went wrong! (Ung): *Growl?* (Kevin): Yes, being launched into space qualifies! (Ung): *grunt* (Kevin): *sigh* Oh forget it. This is obviously Washu's doing, seeing as no one else around here could turn a shopping mall into a spacecraft. Ung, do you know where Washu is? (Ung): *grunt, snort, grunt, grunt, growl* (Kevin): Thanks. (Kevin): Washu? (Washu):*monotone* What? (Kevin): Oh nothing, I was just wondering. Um, why did you blast the mall into space!? (Washu): I've had enough of the Earth. It's time for me to move on. (Kevin): Ooookkkaaayyy...did you have to bring the whole mall and all of us with you. (Washu): Of course. After all, I'm going to need a stock of guinea pigs for my experiments. (Kevin): I take it this means your not going to be helping us finish the MST. (Washu): That's right. (Kevin): Damn. Now I need to find another......did you say guinea pigs? (Washu): Kevin. (Kevin): What? (Washu): Well I couldn't help but notice that with me leaving you'll be in need of another MSTer. I'll help you find a replacement for me, if you'll help me with my experiment. (Kevin):*very nervous* Oh I...I...I don't... Look behind you! Damn! (Washu): Oh please! Did you honestly expect that to work? (Kevin):*sigh* *Monotone* Alright, I guess I don't have a choice. What to you want me to do? (Washu): Great! Stand there. (Kevin): Is this going to hurt? (Washu): Extremely. ______________________________________________________________________________ -Lobby- (Lobo): Wonder what that was? (Seven): a power surge of some sort. (Lobo): Whoa! What happened to ya? (Kevin):*incoherent* Washu...*mumbling*...Washu...*Cough*...Washu... (Seven): I believe he's trying to tell us that Washu is responsible. (Kevin): *dazed* Washu? (Lobo): Man, she smoked him, eh? (Seven):*sarcastic* You are as witty as you are intelligent. (Lobo): Aww, thanks babe. (Washu): Okay I found a suitable replacement. Oh and I also brought tubby's replacement here as well. (Nagi): < Looks around in surprise> What in the HELL just happened!? (Lobo): HELLO! Hey babe, hows ya feel about shacking up with the Main Man. *ZAP*CRACK* (Nagi): Never touch me again. (Lobo): Ow! (Ken): Hey I'm here and I'm ready to prove that Ryu's got nothing on me. He may be the greatest streetfighter around, but if your looking for wit, charm, and good looks... (Nagi): Seeing as I've known you for ten seconds so far and I'm already sick of you, it would be wise to shut your mouth if you wish to continue living. (Ken):*gagging* Sorry. (Nagi): Better. Now someone had better explain what is going on around here. (Kevin): *weakly* I think I can explain everything. ______________________________________________________________________________ -Several minutes and three fist fights later- (Kevin): Now does everyone understand? (Nagi): Mhp! Mmmgggppp! (Kevin): What? (Nagi): I am going kill you in the worst possible way I can think of. (Kevin): Until you decide what way that is, will you help me MST the rest of this story? (Nagi):..............fine. (Kevin): How about you Ken? Great! Now I'm going to untie you all now and I expect you all to behave like civilized people. Except for you Lobo, just do your best okay? ______________________________________________________________________________ -Theater- (Kevin): Okay Nagi and Ken. You two caught up with the story thus far? (Nagi): Unfortunately. (Ken): Yep, I'm ready. (Kevin as Kirk): Alright then...set sarcasm...to maximum and...show no...mercy. landing on top of the blanket he was under and locking into a deep kiss with him, "MMMMPPHHHH" moaned Tenchi. "Im sorry, were you trying to say something?" asked Ryoko very seductively. "DAMN BITCH! you is one fine ass hoe!" beamed Tenchi. (Lobo): Now that is more like it! The kid's finally grown some hair on his... *Zap* (Kevin): Thank you Nagi. (Lobo):*choking* Can't........breath! Ryoko just sat there stunned at what Tenchi just said, that is untill Tenchi ripped off his blanket showing Ryoko his naked body and his growing hard on. Tenchi just grabbed ahold of Ryoko and slammed his cock into her pussy, "Ooooh Tenchi, Im so suprised!" Ryoko managed to choke out. "Whose yo daddy! whose yo daddy!" (Ken): Whoa! Incest alert! said Tenchi as he rammed her harder and harder. Ryoko was in total bliss as Tenchi fucked her, sending her into orgasm after orgasm. Tenchi blew his load into her, then set her down in the bed next to him and got up to get dressed, Ryoko just sat there dazed in mix of happy and puzzled emotions. Tenchi headed down the stairs and ran into Ayeka on the way, "Tenchi are you alright?? I heard some loud noises and came up to check and see if you were ok!" said a very worried Ayeka. "Damn girl! you is one white ass cracka!" said Tenchi. "E...x..cuse me?" Ayeka stammered out. "All yo white folk be hatin up on ma skin color, damn crackas." (Kevin): Hold on! Now I'll admit, Tenchi has been pretty messed up by Washu's devcie, but just how in the hell does he think he's BLACK!? Tenchi murmured as he walked passed a dazed Ayeka. Tenchi proceeded to the kitchen where he was greeted by a wonderful smell, "What be cookin? it betta be KFC and biscuits and gravy or i gunna bust out ma nine and blast someones ass." (Ken): Oh man, black people and fried chicken jokes. What next? Raping little white girls? Tenchi said to Sasami (Ken): Oooooohhhhhh shit. as he walked into the kitchen. "Wwwhat?" Sasami asked. "y'all herd what i be sayin hoe!" Tenchi snapped back. Sasami started cry at the cruel things Tenchi had said, "Shut yo fuckin mouth biatch!" screamed Tenchi. Then when Tenchi noticed there wasnt any KFC or biscuits and gravy, he got very angry and pulled out his glock nine, (Nagi): Right, and he got that from where now? (no gangsta should ever be without it! I guess thats why he has one) (Kevin): Of course, why not. Other than the fact that he's been a 'gangsta' for less than an hour. "THATS IT MUTHA FUCKA!!!! YOU GOIN DOWN BIATCH!" screamed Tenchi, as he proceeded to blast her ass into the next millenium, (Lobo): Whoa! Now that's just wrong! (Lobo): What!? I's may be a sick, vile, violent, rude, disgusting, disturbing, dirty, filthy, sneaky and just plain careless, but come on! Shooting up a little girl over fried chicken!? Even I's wouldn't stoop to that. (Kevin to everyone else):*surprised* Wow, he actually has a moral sense. making a humping motion every time he fired a shot. "Straight up Detroit husslin!" beamed a proud Tenchi. Then Tenchi proceeded to steal her shoes, (Nagi): For what possible reason!? The stereotyping in this story is unbelievable. and just as Tenchi was stuffing Sasami's body into a cabinent, Ayeka came running into the kitchen after hearing the loud bangs. Ayeka was totaly shocked at what she saw next, a pool of blood on the floor, and Tenchi shoving Sasami's corpse into the cabinent. "OH MY GOD! Tenchi what have you done!!!!!" yelled Ayeka. "Damn not yo cracka ass again! well i cant be lettin yo go to da cops bout dis one..." said Tenchi. Tenchi then loaded a new clip into his trusty gun, and before Ayeka even had the chance to run, Tenchi pulled up his gun and held it sideways, in true ghetto fashion, and pumped her white ass with a clip load of lead. (Ken): Am I the only one who remembers that Ayeka can form a force field to protect herself? I mean obviously she didn't. "Aint no hoes gonna be sendin me to da slamma again!" (Nagi): Again? I thought Washu's device only altered his personality, not his memories. said Tenchi as he repeatedly shot her lifeless body. Tenchi then headed out of the house and up stairs towards the shrine. "YO, anyone home?" Tenchi said as he approached the shrine. Yosho stepped out of the shrine and saw Tenchi, "Ahh Tenchi you are here pretty early" said Yosho. "Yo dawg wazzup?" asked Tenchi. After hearing what Tenchi just said, Yosho knew it was time to show his true form. (Everyone):What!? (Kevin): That makes no sense. (Seven): This whole story makes no sense. (Ken): Why would Tenchi talking like a thug make KATSUHITO(his name might be Yosho on Jurai, but no one on Earth calls him that) revel his true form. He wasn't even going to do that for his mother if she didn't realize. (Nagi): This is just pathetic. (Lobo): What true form? Hey, can someone explain what's going on!? A bright light flashed over Yosho and when the light went away, all that remained was a black thug. (Kevin):*unbelieving* Oh God no! I...that's just....Ahhhhhh! "Wutup mah nigga!" said Yosho. "Ma brutha! long time no see dawg!" said Tenchi. "Yo got yous a crack pipe? i gots sum crack rock in here." said Yosho. Tenchi then pulled out a crack pipe (Ken): Yet another case of objects appearing out of thin air. Man, if all thugs can do that, why are they always stealing!? from his pocket and him and Yosho went into the shrine and smoked some crack, like the crack heads they are. "Yo nigga, lets blow this joint." said Tenchi. "I hear ya dogg." said a wacked out Yosho. Yosho then pressed a button on a statue, and a large garage door opened (Seven): Garage door? The shrine doesn't even have a garage. and a lowered purple 1977 LTD rolled out, it was one phat ride, sittin on gold spokes, hydraulics, and one phat ass sound system to boot. (Kevin): I must protest the use of the word 'phat' in the descriptive text. It's bad enough when used in the dialog. "Check out ma pimpin ride, nigga." said Yosho. "Damn dawg, that bein one phat ride." said Tenchi. Tenchi hopped into the driver seat, and Yosho hopped in the back and proceeded to lock and load his guns (Kevin): Who wants this one? (Seven): It's not worth it. (Nagi): Lets just hurry and get this over with. to do some drive by's in Tokyo. Just as Tenchi was about to drive away he said, "Shit dawg, fuck, i needs ta go pick up mah hoe" Tenchi hopped out of the car and ran to his bedroom where a still stunned Ryoko lay on his bed, Tenchi grabbed Ryoko's arm, which startled Ryoko, and head for the door, "Les go bitch, we be blowin dis joint!" blared Tenchi. Ryoko just nodded and followed along and they hopped into the car. Washu came out of her lab and headed towards the kitchen, when she arrived she screamed in horror as she saw Ayeka's bullet ridden corpse lying on the floor. Washu immediatly headed out the front door only to be confronted by Kiyone (Kevin): Thank God. (Everyone else): Huh? (Kevin): *nervous* Oh um, well, I, uh...I didn't say anything. and Mihoshi, "Hi Washu! We are home a little early because Kiyone said we couldnt afford anymore food!" said a very enthusiastic Mihoshi. "Mihoshi, will you shutup!!" screamed Kiyone. "Oh my god! We have terrible news..." Washu said, but was cut short by a strange rumbling. "That rumbling is very strange... its too rythmic to be an explosion." Washu said, apparently forgetting (Ken): That she happens to be the smartest person in the universe it would seem. about the news she was going to say to Kiyone and Mihoshi. Kiyone was about to reply, when all of the sudden a purple LTD came speeding around the corner, with the bass from its music rattling everything around. The LTD came speeding for them, and just as it was coming very close to them, Washu screamed, "SHIT!! GET THE FUCK DOWN!!" But it was too late, the LTD speed by and Yosho stuck his AK-47 out the window and loaded Washu, Kiyone, and Mihoshi with hot steaming lead. (Everyone): What the hell!? (Nagi): Correct me if I'm wrong, but Washu only changed TENCHI's personality right. (Ken): And doesn't Washu have an energy shield? (Seven): I believe it's obvious at this point that the author doesn't give a damn about what makes sense any more. (Kevin): *sobbing* Noooo, not Kiyone. It's not right! Damn you PhuckNut! (Lobo): Hey man, calm down. It's not like she was anyone important. (Kevin to Seven): Can I borrow this, thanks. < Blasts Lobo on full power> Anyone else want to bad mouth Kiyone!? Good. (Lobo): I's got to learn to keep my big mouth shut. As Tenchi drove away, Ryoko gave him head while he was driving, and Yosho said, "I smoked those cracka asses!!!" Then the effects of the personality device on Tenchi wore off, and he didn't know where the hell he was, and he felt something really moist rubbing up and down his penis, and he looked down to see Ryoko giving him one sweet blow job, Tenchi couldn't hold himself any longer and he cummed into her mouth as he let out a sigh of relief, but with all this action going on, Tenchi forgot that he was driving and they drove off a cliff screaming all the way down untill they crashed onto the ground and their car promptly exploded, incinerating all 3 of them. (Nagi): Which is just ridiculous since Ryoko could easily fly herself and Tenchi to safety and Katsuhito shouldn't have any trouble saving himself. (Kevin): Even if she didn't, Ryoko managed to survive a crash from orbit. I seriously doubt a car wreak would do her in. All that remained was Noboyuki and Ryo-okie. Without Sasami around to cook the food, Noboyuki became very hungry and ate Ryo-okie raw. (Ken): Considering that he use to cook for the family before Sasami came along, I highly doubt that. (Kevin): And I'm sooooo sure that an animal that can turn into a super powerful battleship could be killed by an ordinary human. Then Noboyuki went to jackoff to some porn, he jacked off to hard and his penis ripped off. Seeing that he no longer had a penis, Noboyuki knew there was no more point to life, so he promptly killed himself. (Lobo): Even I'm not going to touch that one. THE END Wasnt that a very happy story? (Everyone): HELL NO!!! Well I hope you had a good laugh, cause I sure did writing it. (Nagi): That is because you are sick. Tell me what you think of my first FanFic and email me at: viperz00@winfire.com Note: the 00 in viperz00 are zero's not o's ______________________________________________________________________________ -Lobby- (Kevin): That was just weird. (Ken): I'd say disgusting. (Nagi to Kevin): I think I'll kill you now. (Kevin): Wait a minute! Now just think for a second. We're all stranded here in the mall since Washu launched it into space... (Everyone at Kevin): SHE DID WHAT!? (Seven): When did this occur!? (Kevin): I'm not sure really, but it was some time shortly after she melted the Comic Book Store Guy. (Nagi): And you didn't think it was worth mentioning to us because...? (Kevin): Uh...ummmm....ooooohhh.... Look behind you! (Ken): Shit! He got away! (Lobo): Not for long he hasn't. I'm on the trail, and The Main Man always delivers. ______________________________________________________________________________ (Lobo): Come on ya little punk. Make it easy on yourself *pant* and me.*huff* I gotts to stop smoking. (Ken): I think I saw him heading that way. (Nagi): Any luck? (Seven): I've found him! (Kevin):*begging* Please don't hurt me. (Washu): Okay everyone, thanks for reading our MST, bye bye now! (Ung): *Grunt*