Disclaimer: bart is property of squaresoft, rei chiba and momo belong to capcom all other characters are property of their respected owners please don't sue us we are broke and only have candy. Want a lollipop? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------- Msters: Mike weaver (the nutty one) Hitari (defiler of cabbits) what!!!!!!? Sanosuke sagara (the body builder) Momo (the rabbit lady) Rei Chiba (childish one) Shayla (the pure one..not!) Hey! Urd (the sexy one) Bart fatima ( the stubborn one) These are the journeys of the.. Peanut gallery ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ The scene opens on the bridge of the Ice Drake, Mike and Hitari are playing poker, Hitari is losing badly she has lost all her money and a week's supply of candy. Mike stares her in the eye. And lays down his cards Mike: three kings readem and weep sista Hitari: lays down cards: three aces neya! Mike: okay you get candy back Hitari: okay I'm done I just wanted my candy Urd walks onto the bridge and sees the two leaders playing poker Urd: I play winner, this is strip poker right? Mike & Hitari: (sweatdrop) um no it's just poker Urd: pouts: never mind then Hitari: how about rummy? Urd: sure The three begin to play with surprisingly mike is losing when they hear Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!! Rei comes tearing around the corner at high speeds causing a sonic boom, with an angry momo chasing after him Urd, Mike & Hitari: what the hell?! Momo: (runs by) that pervert walked in on shayla in the shower!!!!! Rei: (runs past) it was an accident!!! I swear (is blasted by momo's bazooka) Rei: @.@ (falls over) oro!!! Stark appears standing in front of them Stark: Mike, Hitari I have intercepted another piece of earth literature that I think you should review All:: groan! Suddenly the alarm klaxon blares Hitari: we have fanfic sign Mike, hitari, sano, Bart, shayla, and a burnt rei run into the theater, and momo takes her place in the control booth. The seating as such Hitari, Sano, Shayla, Bart, rei, urd, mike at the end Sano: what fic is this Hitari: tenchi clan the quickies by the ten o' clock assassin Mike: aw damn not this guy! WARNING: This fanfic contains SEX! Viewer's discretion is strongly advised. All the characters portrayed in this fanfic are 18 years or older. Urd: cheers: I love sex! Mike: um urd ~ Sama this is with tenchi Urd: gags Hitari turns to sano Hitari: am I old enough to see this Sano: yes now deal with it! The characters of Tenchi Muyo belong to AIC and Pioneer. * * * * * * * * * * * * 10-CHI CLAN "The Quickies" * * * * * * * * * * * * It's morning. The sun beats down upon the Masaki household as the alarm goes off in Tenchi's room. He opens his eyes and tries to focus them. Then he rolls over to find that he's not alone; Ryoko's right next to him, waking and totally naked. Mike leans forward to get a better view and is smacked by urd Mike: oww! (rubs head) Urd: (glares) pervert Mike: but urd~sama you never say that when I see you..(Urd covers his mouth) mmmpph! Hitari: chucks a lollipop at mike: baka! Ryoko: Good morning, Tenchi. [SHWING!!] All: o.0?! Tenchi: Oh no, Ryoko! Not in the middle of the morning! Ryoko: Yes, Tenchi. I want it... right... now... Sano: I want that back rub now damnit! Tenchi curses himself as he grabs Ryoko and slams his mighty Johnson into her. Never mind that, as soon as he's in, she's already lost deep in hyperspace.Meanwhile,he just wants to get her off and be done with it... Bart: run.. on..sentence.. Making..head..spin help! [SPLURRRT!!] Shayla: oh no tenchi's sprung a leak! Tenchi grabs some clean clothes Urd: which will soon be dirty and leaves his room. Ryoko's on the bed feeling as stoned as Mt. Everest without the snow. -=**=- Hitari: what is that? Sano: it's a hat Shayla: it's an on coming truck to take us away from the pain Mike: it's urd's .smack!! Mike: keels over: I like birdies! He goes into the nearest bathroom, but the door's locked. Suddenly the door gets opened from the inside. It's Aeka, the princess of Jurai, wearing only her bathrobe. Urd: which was borrowed from tenchi Mike: (to rei) did you steal her clothes again Rei: (innocently) no Momo: (in control booth) you better not have or you know what will happen Aeka: Oh, my apologies. The other washroom is still in repairs (from me and Ryoko fighting over you). Your father said it was okay to... [SHWING!!] Urd: viagra at it's finest Rei: you invented that didn't you Urd: it's my greatest achievement Rei: damn straight mike: why you say that rei? Do you use it? Rei: fuck no!!! Momo: (in booth) rei don't need that stuff one look at me.and [shwing!!!] All: shudder Too late! Tenchi pushes her back into the bathroom and flings off her towel. Sano: and the next and the next He takes her by the thighs and slurps his tongue at her soft petals. This is not exactly what Aeka wanted... Change that! This is what Aeka wanted all morning! Tenchi stuck his mighty Johnson into the princess's most sacred love canal. Her majesty was already gone. Shayla: the horror was to much for her (british accent) eh she died Her "Queen's English" has been reduced to Latin, to Greek, and finally to just prehistoric grunts. Shayla: (as aeka) aeka hungry want meat pulls out cleaver Sano: (as tenchi) nooooooooo!!!!!! Mike: yes do it end this horrid fic pplllease!!!!!!!!! Hitari: You want meat Shayla? Here, have some ham from my sandwich. ::holds out the sandwich:: Shayla: sweat drop: That's not what I meant... Rest: look at hitari strangely Hitari: what? [SPLURRRT!!] Sigh... Tenchi took his shower. Then he puts on his day clothes, being careful not to awaken her royal highness from her royal high, and leaves the bathroom. -=**=- Tenchi then goes downstairs, and then realizes not to make as much noise. Just then, a pair of mechanical "grab-bots" appear from out of nowhere and captured him. He gets dragged into Washuu's lab producing heavy protest. Rei: (tenchi) watch where you grab! Mike: as if tenchi had anything to grab :is hit by a energy blast Ryoko: don't you say bad things about my tenchi Mike: damaramu shall forever regret this:: keels over: Urd: mike never learns Hitari: ouch Shackled to a table within a darkened room, Tenchi soon catches a view of his kidnapper: "The Great Genius Mad Scientist In The Universe" Washuu Mike: it's spelled with one u damnit Sano: I thought it was fifteen Mike: don't bring up that story sporting the "Ritsuko Akagi" style of clothing. Bart: (shudders) Shayla: what's wrong Bart? Bart: I've met ritsuko. Shayla: so? Bart: she has a fetish for tall men and giant robots Urd: and likes to play doctor right? Washuu: I finally have you at last, my widdle guinea pig. Rei: poor ryoga [SHWING!!] Hitari: Hmm.. : Holds up a pixy stick to the screen: Hey! It's the same width! Tenchi doesn't have a choice at this matter. Washuu opens her nyloned legs wide to give him a nice view of herself. Then she frees his mighty Johnson from its cage and proceeds to submerse it into her tight pussy. Tenchi's cock doubles in size, Shayla: it is now two inches Everyone else: claps as Washuu uses every known trick in the Universal Kama Sutra book to get him off. Everyone cept urd: looks at urd: Urd: what? Hitari: you wrote that book didn't you? Urd: ohohohohohohohohoho! His fuse goes short very quickly, and Washuu feels it coming upon her as well. [SPLURRRT!! SPLURRT!!] Washuu: My-my, Tenchi. Is that the best you can do? Tenchi: I couldn't help it. Ryoko and Aeka got to me first. Shayla: (washuu) damn my luck! Washuu: Oh, damn my luck! Everyone: o.0 -=**=- Despite his morning troubles Tenchi manages to have some breakfast and be on his way to the city. Along the way he almost passes the Miho- Kiyo residence only to realize that he's suppose to pick up something from them. He knocks on their door... Hitari: no don't answer [screams] Mike: don't answer the phone, don't open the door, don't be in a lemon Kiyone: Who is it?! Tenchi: It's me, Tenchi! Mihoshi: Alright! It's Tenchi! Come on in! Sano: the part of the miho-kiyo duo will be played by koji Mike & urd: she did just say cum on in didn't she? Everyone: GET THEM!!! Rei: cut their fucking heads off And he does what he says, Rei: oops only to find out that the Miho-Kiyo duo are currently trying out the latest in summer swimwear! [SHWING ONCE MORE!!] Mihoshi: Wow! Whatta big Johnson you got there! Urd: her equilibrium must be messed up if she calls that big Mike: holds up thumb: easy censoring Kiyone: I guess we should do something about it. A coin gets tossed. Mihoshi calls for heads. The coin shows tails and Kiyone ends up giving him head. Tenchi's trapped within the world of total pleasure as she gives his mighty Hitari:: where is this Johnson guy? Johnson a fierce blowjob. [SPLURRRT!!] Kiyone's whole face was covered with his sticky, white cum. Momo: over inter COM: clean up isle 7! Sano: (as cartmen) >.< dude that fucked up! Hitari: how did you do that face? Sano: addiction to cheesy poofs. Kiyone: Mmmm. Delicious. ^_^ But I don't think we're done with you just yet. She then tells him to go over to Mihoshi, who was already getting herself ready for his mighty Johnson. In no time he starts thrusting into her like a piston. His actions cause the beautiful scatterbrain... to actually start thinking rationally. Kiyone is puzzled by this, but her train of thought is cut short as Tenchi Shayla: is also cut short ( the boys) shayla! returns the favor and gives her pussy a wet massaging. After making Mihoshi explode, Tenchi leaves her gushing pussy and slushes his Johnson between her large, heaving breasts. [SPLURRRT ANOTHER TIME!!] With the two ravishing ladies tonguing themselves after a hot post-morning's orgy, Rei: they plan this shit Urd & mike: cool! Tenchi leaves their apartment with the thing he neaded: a new tube of Bengay and a bottle of Tylenal. -=**=- "My language is harsh! And coarse like the sands of time! You will be STRUCK! With a tidal wave of words!" Tenchi's at Tokyo University's History 5 class watching a film about the Reformation, where Martin Luther and his followers take a stand against the spoiling of religion. After class Tenchi's about to leave when he hears a certain, yet soothing voice... Sakuya: Afternoon, Ten-chan. [SHWING!!] Tenchi: AAACK!! Hi... Sakuya... Bart:( sarcastic) oh yes being greeted is such a turn on Sakuya: Comes over towards him.) Isn't it amazing! Mr. Fujisawa can be sooo cool when it comes to... (Notices his painful hard-on.) Bart: I hate those. Shayla:: and how did you get them? Bart:: um .( pics of showering shayle fall out of his pocket) Shayla:: GET READY!!! (booooom!) PERVERT (echoes) Bart :: rapidly:: princess, princess,princess Rei:: winces and pockets some fallen pics Momo:: begins firing upon said woren Rei(charred) :: buries his head in urd's cleavage Urd:: pervert!:: pommels rei Mike:: hey only I can nuzzle those milky orbs Urd pommels mike Momo: dumps gallons of ice water on group. Momo we now return you to your regularly scheduled mst ^_^ Tenchi... Tenchi: Yes...? Sakuya: Let's take this somewhere else. Urd: (sakuya) to my house where tenchi rides free Sakuya takes Tenchi to the nearby janitorial room where she removes her panties from under her ravishingly short skirt. Urd: humph as if she has anything to flaunt She leans on the wall as Tenchi, overdriven with lust, "Johnsonizes" Urd (Arnold) I'm here to blow..you up Mike: drools her as well. Sakuya screams with pain as well as ecstasy, since she's not used to the immence "banging" like Tenchi's alien girlfriends were. [SPLURRRT!!] His mighty Johnson soon starts to feel the pain of plunging into yet another hot, wet pussy. So he promptly takes the Tylenol and Bengay after he promises Sakuya to meet again. Rei: and also makes a note to commit suicide Shayla: you mean seppuku? Rei: no I just plan on disemboweling myslelf with my knives. Shayla: 0.o? -=**=- Maybe the rest of the day will be alright, he'd thought. Shayla: (sarcastic) oh look tenchi's trying to be optimistic..isn't that nice But his hopes quickly went down the tubes as he sees a Ryo-Ohki-style spaceship hovers over his head. Bart: I have this bad feeling in the pit of my stomach He tries to run, but he was immediately captured by the ship's tractor beam. Tenchi's soon shackled (Again?) Mike: I don't know is he? Everyone: lame to a cross in the center of a dark room where infamous bounty hunter Nagi conjures up a way of using him as bait for Ryoko. Hitari: double, double boil and trouble fire burn and ..( stops to see everyone including tenchi and nagi starring) .. what? For some reason she has the heat up too high. So she decides to remove her black cloak. She ends up revealing to poor Tenchi her ravishingly slender, one-piece see-through suit. [SHWING!!] Nagi smirks at the large bulge in his pants, deciding to have a little fun. Shayla: snicker: after all, she can only have a "little" fun (everyone snickers) She strikes down upon her prey like an eagle (all sing) like an eagle pouncing for the very first time and shoves his painfully mighty Johnson into her. momo: shouldn't that be " and shoves his mighty johnson into her?" Bart: we had to deal with that disturbing image and your bitching about grammar?!! She manages to get it all in despite the immense pain caused from such manhood as his. Urd:0.o immense? Um only when compared to his brain : she is hit by a force bolt: (ryoko from outside the theater) : ryoko: stop picking on my tenchi! Mike: not fun is it? But it looks like it's Tenchi's turn to be lost in hyperspace, though. Sano: he can't take it captain he's going to explode [SPLURRRT...!!] shayla: augh (holds down lunch) nice call sano sano: green: urp..thanks Nagi has succeeded in making him explode into her. Hitari: I bet that hurts Shayla: yes it does (everyone looks at her) ..um ..At least that's what miz says Mike: your not fooling anyone But she continues to slam herself onto him; being amazed at how hard he is after he shot his load into her. Bart: it keeps going and going. Mike: you mean it keeps cumming and cummingand cumming..(is hit by mini cabbits, ryu dolls, momo action figures, a makoto plushie, a kenshin doll and an andavari model) ..stop that Peter suzuki's voice fills the room Peter(god) stop stealing my shtick! Msters( cower) we're sorry mighty one..we're not worthy, we're not worthy. Peter leaves. Momo: that was scary Mitsuki: FREEZE!! You are under arrest! Come out with your hands out, Mike: and your breasts up.: is creamed by urd: Urd: pervert Shayla; pot ..kettle. black Urd: did you say something? now! It's Mitsuki in her Galaxy Police ship. It seems that Nagi has spent too much time in the "No Spaceship Docking Zone." Ryoko: outside: she's spent too much time in the " no tenchi docking zone" Damn you nagi! Urd: how does she keeping getting in here? Nagi: damn the luck! Bart: um..whatever -=**=- sano: stoned: look at the face it's staring ..at me! Mitsuki: Are you alright? (everyone) no! Tenchi: I'm not sure. I've been having sex with women all day. Shayla: (as tenchi) atleast I hope they're all women. Mitsuki: Tell ya what: Take a little rest. Lay on my bed for a while. Urd: come on nobody can be that obvious (all stare at her) ..what? Okay? Tenchi: Why, thanks Mitsuki. (She's not really as mean as Kiyone said she is.) While Tenchi slept Mitsuki takes the opportunity to try out those neat street clothing she's got from Mihoshi. Apparently she's making a bit too much noise. Sano:oh yes changing clothes could wake the dead. Mike: skeleton: ah I'm back Bart: skeleton warrior: welcome back to the land of the living..now grab the shovel and start digging! Hitari: and mike and bart with the shameless movie plug. Tenchi wakes up to see what the commotion's all about, just to be greeted by a very sexy-looking Mitsuki, exposing her light-blue underwear whilst she was putting on her leggings. Mike: woohoo [SHWING*2!!] bart: plus two damage to undead Mitsuki: Oh no. Guess I was too much stimulation for you there, huh? Urd: she's calm about this..she must do this all the time. Tenchi: Mitsuki... Help me... Hitari: tenchi: can't stop ..talking.. like ..shatner Mitsuki: Alright, alright. Here you go, kid. Tenchi viciously stabs his might Johnson into the depths of her sex canal. But after a while he notices that the expression on her face didn't change. Urd: yup proof positive I'm right Tenchi: Uh... Mitsuki...? Mitsuki: Oh, me? I do this all the time. This is how I rise through the police ranks. Urd: told ya (others stare at her) o.0 And besides, I earn some pocket change that way. So, screw to your heart's content. "Screw" was the word that immediately set him off. His manhood continuously plunges into her like a raging demon. Her pussy's so good; Urd: my god..belldandy could write a better sex scene then this Bart: and she's a virgin Urd: laughs: not anymore..they mate like rabbits Rei:blushes: heh heh Momo: hey! Urd: sorry momo it's bringing him to the brink of eruption. Mitsuki, after years of her pussy being plunged into, finds herself moaning louder... rei: ah this sounds familiar (momo blushes) [SPLURRRRTT!!!] Mitsuki: (How can this be? I've had dicks as big as these before... shayla: she must really search for a dick that small But bviously this guy knows how to fuck a lady.) hitari: than he has no clue what to do with you then Tenchi: Mitsuki... I have to go... Mitsuki: Oh. Okay... I just need you to help fill out this Incident Report, please. Tenchi: *_*; -=**=- Rei: the faces are after me! Tenchi finally makes it back to the Masaki household, but Mayuka runs him over trying to greet him at the door. Mike and urd: please god no please! Mayuka: Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! I'm so glad that daddy's back!! Mike: of all the people to take after physically she chose ryoko Urd( as ryoko hefting breasts) uggh! Tenchi: Ouch... Mayuka. You weigh a ton! Mayuka: Did you bring me anything, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy?! Urd: cyanide pills! Sano: lord save us! Mike: in space no one can hear your scream except us.ahhhhhh! (urd smacks him) urd: baka mike: but I'm your baka rei: what's he made of? Mike: behold the power od fanfic writers (a loud glass breaking sound is heard) shayla: what the harry heck was that?! Momo: the fourth wall breaking. Tenchi: [That Mayuka is so cute... AAAARGH!! NOOO!!] Uh... No, I didn't. Sorry. Mayuka: Awww... Well, that's okay! You can give me something else! Urd: this is worse than a 70's porno Right, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy?!! Rei: how can she talk like that? Shayla: what? Like this? Helpmehelpmehelpme? Rei: shayla is possessed Rei: lightning! (shayla is fried.) [SHWING!! AAAAAHH!! NOT WITH HER!!] (mike begins to twitch) urd: um mike you okay? Mike: I'm fine..i will not destroy th planet. Others..o.0?v Mayuka: Oh my. What a big thing you got between your legs, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! [Massages her hand over the bulge in his pants.] Mike: she's 14 you pedophilic asshole! Rei: notices mike's eyes have turned green: what's with your eyes? (mike is still twitching) Tenchi: [The better to fuck your...] AAAARGH!! No, Mayuka! I can't! Not with you! Mayuka: Why not? (continues to massage his cock through his pants.) You did auntie Aeka and enjoyed it. Shayla: ayeka: you weren't supposed to tell Urd: ditto: it was to be our little secret By this time Tenchi had ran out of excuses. His animalistic urges take over once more as he frees his mighty Johnson and pounds it into her. Mike:AHHHHHHH!! (hair becomes jet black and spiky as he raises his arm at the fic) die! Gigaflare! :a massive explosion, the theater is fine Rei:shocked: shit! Momo: you can't harm the theater Gale Urd: Gale? Momo: mike's other personality Gale:: evil grin: wanna bet? Darklance! ( a fist sized hole is punched into the screen: gale passes out and becomes mike again: Mayuka howls outlandishly as she feels herself get banged and filled repeatedly for minutes on end... [SPLURRRTT!!] Urd: my god he has some energy Mayuka: Oooooohhh... That was the greatest, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! Let's do this again and again, forever and ever, daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!! Tenchi: (Wiping his cock with Kleenex paper.) Please, stop Mayuka. My dick hurts. (mike wakes up glaring at the fic) shayla: your dick hurts tenchi? Here let me give you something for the pain : pulls out huge sword: all the guys: gahhh! Girls: laugh wickedly: -=**=- mike: any ideas? Others: nope Tenchi decides to hit the bed early after he ate. Urd: there is a very bad pun there. He knew it's going to be one of those days again tomorrow: The fighting, the havoc, the drama, the swift mood changes, and ultimately the fucking. Sano: oh yes always with the fucking Mike: Jesus help us Rei & sano: ( Stan, Kyle) our savior! This is terrible. He wished he'd never freed the demon, Ryoko, from her prison... Mike: twitches: that was only in the ova and yet you have kiyone and that dumb bitch sakuya! He soon falls asleep in his own misery. Shayla: oh yes drown in your misery you prick! Hitari: such language shayla! Shayla: did you even see what happened? Hitari: no I dropped my plushie and had to pick it up ( shayla tells hitari) hitari: DIE! DROWN YOU MOTHER F*$KING A$$HOLE! But just then, a soft light appears in the middle of the room. Tenchi gets up to see what it is, thinking it's probably Ryoko or Washuu trying to get another fuck from him. Mike: nah after having sex with tenchi, ryoko became lesbian. Bart:ryoko: my god tenchi you suck..oh ayeka! Mike:: otaku sense tingles and he drops out of chair as an energy sword imbeds itself in the chair Mike: sighs in relief: then ayeka's shield units appear around bart and mike. ZAKKKAAAA!!!!! Mike: ouch @.@ oi : passes out:: But then, it turns out to be the High Goddess of Jurai Tsunami; wearing the Juraian ceremonial robe and a weak smile on her face. Sano: oh great now it's tsunami who's next achika? ? a cow is heard in the distance* others:glare: sano: I'm sorry ::hangs head:: Tsunami: Well, Lord Tenchi. It seems that it was a busy day for you. Mike: tenchi: oh yes it's been sex, sex, sex, and yet I'm left unsatisfied Hitari: :tsunami: you had sex with ryoko and yet your unsatisfied? Mike: yes not a damn one of them let me have my s & m fantasy. Others: sweetdrop:: Tenchi: Well... heh. The only complaint is that it's taking it's toll on me. I can't keep doing this forever, you know. All: neither can we Tsunami: But you have drunk the water from the tree of life, Tenchi Masaki. You will be able to last for centuries. There is no need for you to worry about that. Tenchi: You've got to excuse me, Miss Tsunami. All I want right now is sleep, pure unadulterated sleep. Tsunami: Then let me send you to dreamland, Lord Tenchi. Mike: sings yoshi story theme: Everyone else: brings out mallets and flatten him And with that, the High Goddess of Jurai flings off her robe to reveal her Juraian summer string bikini swimsuit! Mike: oh tsunami you naughty girl Urd smacks him [SSSSHHHWWWWIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!] urd: how exaggerated tsunami couldn't get that much of an erection out of him ..me on the other hand. Tenchi: .......... Let's eat... Rei: sings: bad joke bad joke what ya gonna do when they pun for you Everyone else: facevault: Tenchi takes the high priestess by the waist and kisses her in the mouth. Bart: if she's the high priestess how can he reach Make: bad tsunami you know it's illegal to do drugs Others(stare at him).what? He moves her bikini bottom aside and starts slamming her with his mighty*2 Johnson. Mike: no D&D jokes Bart (closes mouth) He soon gets totally lost into her world; Hitari: I thought she was a ship not a planet. Urd(sultry voice) welcome to planet tsunami where all your greatest dreams come true Mike: nosebleeds) gahhh! his orgasm coming quicker than he'd expected. So he removes his mighty Johnson and... [SSSSPPLLLUUURRRRTTTT!!!!!!] shayla: ack! I'm blind Fires blast after blast of jizz all over Tsunami's Mike:the tenchi mark II, greatest cannon in the universe it can reach all the way to planet tsunami face, hair, and breasts. She grabs his Johnson and slurps the rest of his stickiness from his member. Urd: sick: I'd do the sticky fingers joke but I don't have the stomach -=**=- Momo: the excess (others toss their lunch) He's now in said dreamscape. He's laying back on a tree at the school park, waiting for his mother. Sano: feeling of dread feeling of dread Rei: my lemon-sense is tingling Others: hammer time All but mike mallet rei Mike is dancing..and then is blasted by a fire spell Mike: burnt: getting a bit redundant much?..ouch And here she comes, All the women: sing: just a walking down the street..(crushed by anvil that reads anvil of justie) mike whistles as he removes his finger from a remote wearing that lovely Japanese schoolgirl outfit and her hair in a long ponytail. Tenchi: Oh mom! I'm so glad I can see you again! Sano: I just want it to be known I'm sorry for my earlier comment Achika: (Gives him a hug.) Tenchi, my son. I'm so proud of you. You're growing up to be a healthy boy. Mike: twitching: healthy children don't have sex with their children! Tenchi: Mom. My life is so messed up now. I'm having sex with all these alien girls. And I can't seem to stop myself. Momo: grammatical error1 Urd: momo you can read this shit and still bitch about grammar? Achika: Don't be such a wimp, Tenchi. Most men would sell their soul to be where you are now. Mike: nods: I sold my soul to get a wonderful woman, turns out she's Satan's younger sister Urd: hey! Mike: I'm not talking about you urd Others: 0.o?! Tenchi: This is nuts! I'm turning into a sadistic pervert just like my dad! Rei: nobuyuki would never have done the things you've done Sano: bitter? Rei: I'm about to do to tenchi what I did to syn city Achika: Tenchi dear... Your dad's not a sadistic pervert. Rei: see? Sano: yeah, yeah Tenchi's dad, young Nobuyuki, is in his room, butt-nekkid and totally evaporated from having way too much sex with Achika. Mike: green: yare yare what a pleasant image.troop present bags (everyone pulls out barf bags) aim fire! : random noise of puking: Achika: I AM!! [Flings up her skirt to give her future son a good long look.] Urd & shayla: ahh! She's French Guys: huh? Urd: it's a girl joke [SSSSHHHWWWWIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!] rei: and a miss! Tenchi: MOOOOOM!!! But it was too late. Achika was already on his Johnson like nobody's business; Mike: this isn't anyone's business so stop telling us! going down on it and deepthroating him with the expertise of the best sword-swallower known. She then pulls him to the ground and shoves her crotch into his face. And with all this stimulation; the deepthroating and the pink frilly panties getting wet, Tenchi would not last very long. [SSSSPPLLLUUURRRRTTTT!!!!!!] mike: british accent: eh he died! Shayla: and there was much rejoicing All :bored: yay -=**=- Sano: cocks gun: like my smiley face (others nod nervously) Tenchi's eyes snap open, bringing him back into the real world. Mike: I would kill myself for even dreaming something like that What a wet dream I'd just had, he thought. But somehow he still feels that great warmth and wetness along his Johnson. Shayla: ryoko bite too hard? Guys:: cross legs: shayla! Someone's in bed with him. So he flings off the covers, and... Ryo-Ouki: (with cum all over her face.) Mi-yaaah! Mike: in between barfing: first..hurl..it's ryo-ohki and..spew!..that was the sickest thing.. Tenchi: [Grimaces] This is too much... All: yelling: we agree!!!!!! * * * * * * * * * * * * The End Mst comments Momo: my bazooka is loaded that's all I have to say Bart: I've given your coordinates to yggdrasil Shayla: I will personally castrate you, then give you to fatora Rei: may ladon have mercy on your soul cause I won't (growl) Sano: cracks knuckles: ohh I'm soo going to enjoy pounding you Hitari: you have defiled my innocence injustice! Urd: I'm going to make you fall in love with a tree stump! Mike: this was trash pure and simple and you should suffer for such a piece of filth Authors note When I found this version of tenchi clan the quickies I thought it would have been better. This was almost as bad as the last rewrite it was simply put horrible. If I find you assassin I will fong you! Bye ^_^ Flames are welcome, if you think my mst deserves to be flamed or msted go right ahead I dare you, anyways this is my first posted mst and I hope you all liked it ja! p.s I would like to give credit to peter Suzuki for some of his material and also to ksawarrior for the same.