Comments from the author: All right. This is my first attempt to write anything for FF, so please, be forgiving. I donıt want any flames! I know that this is rather stupid! Also, I donıt own any of these characters except for Connie or this song, so please donıt sue me! Iım a High School student! I donıt have any cash! ****************************************************************************** Tenchi Masaki (to the music of Bree Sharpıs ³David Duchovny²) Ryouko walks into the room looking highly annoyed. She sits down in one of the chairs. Sheıs sitting in a waiting room and it looks like she is being forced to do something that she doesnıt want to do. A tall, blonde, teen-looking girl by the name of Connie walks into the room. She has the stern face of a mother. She stands in front of Ryouko. ³All right, Ryouko. I want you to sing this. You and I both know that you like to sing, but if you donıt sing it, Iıll just change a few words and ask Princess Aeka to sing it. And she already wants to...² ³Fine! Iıll sing the damn song!² Ryouko takes the sheet of paper with the words on it that Connie held out. Connie led Ryouko into the recording studio and shows her to the mic. Connie returns out the door and into the control room. The music starts... Ryouko is cued and misses her entrance by three bars. ³Ryouko! Arenıt you paying attention? Come in in the right place!² ³Sorry, I wasnıt paying attention.² ³Obviously. Now pay attention or Iıll get Aeka.² ³All right, all right...² The music starts... Itıs late at night, I am curled up in his room The bright moon light fills my heart like a balloon I hold in in, but I still fall I just wish to hear his call But Iıll just, instead, float right through another wall And I canıt... Wait anymore for him to discover me Iıve got it bad for Tenchi Masaki Tenchi Masaki, why wonıt you love me? Why wonıt you love me? Aeka tells me ŒBakeono, he loves meı But deep within his eyes I see something she canıt see Watching him all the time The Prince of Jurai is on my mind Iım waiting for the day When my lucky stars align In the form of... Tenchi Masaki running towards me On the prettiest day in Okiyama, I need Tenchi Masaki and Ryo-oki The handsomest man in all of Japan Tenchi Masaki, why wonıt you love me? Why wonıt you love me? Why wonıt you love me? So kawai and smart Yes, heıs stolen my heart And Iım falling apart ŒCause heıs taking so long I have to sing this damn song Until the day that he sees That he truly love me Now Iım smashed, I will take another drink Itıs gotten hard to just sit down, relax, and think My cheeks have gotten rather red As I put a hand to my head And I look and see him hiding underneath his bed Then I say... Tenchi Masaki, why wonıt you love me? Why wonıt you love me? Why wonıt you love me? Tenchi Masaki, why wonıt you love me? Why wonıt you love me? Why wonıt you love me? Tenchi Masaki, I want you to love me To kiss and to hug me If not just to love me Tenchi Masaki, I know that you love me Iım sweet and Iım charming Goodbye Ojyo-sama Tenchi Masaki, why wonıt you love me? Why wonıt you love me? Why wonıt you love me? Iıll be waiting... On the roof... ³Okay, Ryouko. That was good. Thatıs a wrap.² ****************************************************************************** Okay, was this as bad as I thought it was? E-mail me your comments at Please, no flames.