Ryoko vs. ??? The dumbest battle ever By Katherine "Suicune" Lindroth (www.renogatomon@AOL.com) Disclaimer: I do not own Ryoko or any of the Tenchi cast, they belong to Pioneer and AIC, I also don't own Zohar (Zofal, Sandalphon) erm.......um........Zohar is owned by the Treasure Company (Makes video games ^_^) Oh and I don't own super smash bros. or any other Anime either, so don't sue me! *The scene opens up with Suicune (Me) holding a microphone, behind her are thousands of screaming Anime fans* SUICUNE: AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEEEEEEEEN WAITING FOR! THE FINAL ROUND OF ANIME SMASH BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROWD:*Cheers* SUICUNE: I THIS CORNER, SO FAR, THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION RYOKO HABUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ryoko walks out, along with the rest of the Tenchi crew* CROWD*Cheers themselves hoarse* RYOKO: This is it! I'm gonna be the best fighter in the world! TENCHI: You shouldn't get to cocky Ryoko, I mean, this is the last fight, and that Goku dude almost beat you....... RYOKO: Oh Tenchi I didn't know you cared so much! AYEKA: That's enough Miss Ryoko! YUGI: Yeah, I don't wanna throw up again SUICUNE: AND THE CHALLENGER! CELL! RYOKO: Oh shit.... *We see Cell just standing there, he suddenly explodes into a pile of ebony colored muck* SASAMI: Doesn't that mean Ryoko wins? ???:Not exactly.... *A small girl jumps from the shadows, holding a rifle in her hand* RYOKO: What's your name kid? GIRL: *Spits on Ryokos shoe* Don't play cute with me.......... SUICUNE: IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A NEW CHALLENGER!!!!!!!!! ZOHAR SANDALPHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYOKO: Of all the stupid names, who are you anyway? SANDALPHON: From a Playstation game, I'm also a friend of Suicune SUICUNE:Ah hee hee hee heh heh heh.........................oh well, START THE FIGHT! RYOKO: PADAL BLAST! SANDALPON: ARMOR GRIP! *A giant ball of pink light surrounds Sandalphon, absorbing the bolts and creating a type of armor on her body* RYOKO: HEY! No fair cheating! SANDALPON: Come on! I'm only three feet tall! SUICUNE: IT LOOKS LIKE SANDALPON IS GETTING READY FOR HER JUDGEMENT ATTACK!!!!! SANDALPHON: Are you ready? RYOKO: Bring it on! SANDALPHON: THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! *Puny Sandalphon turns into a giant Gundam Wing like monster and pulls out her blaster which is now x10000 times bigger* SANDALPHON:RAILED CANNON x5 RYOKO:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! TENCHI CREW: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *There is a smoldering pit where Ryoko once stood* SUICUNE: AND SANDALPON IS THE CHAMPION!!!!..........by a long....shot...... AYEKA: *Starts crying* TENCHI: No....... YUGI: Ryoko......... SASAMI: I don't belive it... MIHOSHI: IS Ryoko gone Kiyone? KIYONE: WHAT DO YOU THINK? WASHU: She isn't gone ALL(Excluding Washu) HUH? SANDALPON: What do you mean? WASHU: Simple, you can revive the dead right? SANDALPHON: Errrrrrr, yes *Sandalphon changes back to her puny little self and throws a slab of some magical parasites into the hole* RYOKO:Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn........................huh? Wha? HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! SUICUNE:What the- *Some kooky little half and half witch/Sailor Moon kid gets out of the hole* SANDALPHON:Oops... RYOKO/SHYNA:YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! SANDALPHON:EYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END ^_^ Oh, could someone puh-lease MST this dumb story, I'd be grateful.