Here is another one of my ubiquitous song parodies. I hope no one else has done it because reading the same songs over and over again is a bit boring. For instance, 'The Real Slim Shady' had been done to death (although my complimets to Ian Sagat who did a brilliant version). So, lie back aand enjoy my parody of Nelly's 'Ride Wit Me', which dispite it's obscenity and the really stupid use of racially insulting words (and some people tell me a black person using the word 'Nigga' is okay- dumb ass fools) is one of my favourites. Jim 'Diabolo' Moore Ride Wit Tenchi Tenchi F/ Jurai Spud Where The girls at? Where The girls at? Where The girls at? Where The girls at? Tenchi: Yeah, right... If you wanna go and take a side wit me Four women in the back, which one will it be? Oh Why Do I Watch dat show? Hey, Must Be The Women! If You Wanna fly the sky Wit Me With Aeka getting high with her PVC Oh Why Must I Feel This low? Hey, Must Be The Women! In the summer in the mornin' time, singin' rhymes Walkin' round breakin the seal on the old shrine Runnin' tryin to see whats behind me cos I think she the one's (She's the one) She can be a princess into whip and stuff Or green haired space pirate walkin' in the buff But As Long As You A Licky Trickey Alien Girl You Know That It's Fun (Know That It's Fun) I see some girls comin' down on me from space now Mabye three or four Sayin' they were aliens who wanted love and much more So why Tenchi, can't we go? How could I tell Ryoko so? It would break the other girls hearts if I go But I like the colour of your hair And I like the skimpy clothes you wear I like the way your all super-powered out there Now Demons and Pirates can't give me a scare If you wanna ride with Tenchi Masaki And Ryoko with clothes off showing double D Oh Why Do I Watch dat show? Hey, Must Be The Women! If You Wanna help guide AIC And Pioneer, write a fic which helps them see Oh Why Must I Feel This low? Hey, Must Be The Women! Universe, Shin Tenchi, specials- bring Muyo! back But Pioneer they said they got no dough to finance a contract They should listen to the fans- fact: It's annoying so stop dat When the show's the very best,no execs should argue wit dat Watch Me as Toonami makes it real strange Watch That Story arc Change, Everytime Aeka whips chains I feel tricked now Makin' A Livin of fan fics instead of chicks now I Got the title of the 'lord' Get a whip if I don't put it in mah name now Damn it, stop changin now Run the OAV- their still great, now I Feel The Same Now (come On), The fans Complain Now (no More) Damn I'm the man though,In and Out my own show I'm Gettin Pages from the new G.P., Kiyone Makibi. Tellin me bout a contract up at AIC And Can I Make It? God damn , I wanna do the Next Jam Fightin' gods, third seriese, hittin on Mihoshi-Chan If you wanna climb that Jurian tree Then flip your light hawk and ask Tsunami Oh Why Do I Watch dat show? Hey, Must Be The Women! If You Wanna help guide AIC And Pioneer, write a fic which helps them see Oh Why Must I Feel This low? Hey, Must Be The Women! If you wanna write a fic with me Then read my others like 'I wanna see' Oh Why Do I Watch dat show? Hey, Must Be The Women! If You Wanna see some OAV Then try to get them to do series three Oh Why Must I Feel This low? Hey, Must Be The Women! [Verse 3] Light Hawk -- Yo, I found out Somethin I Didn't Know And then came the trouble in summer You Won't Believe How Many People, started at mah door And tried to kill the girl with the tail-a And now the same grey-haired bitch is askin' me for a go And I'm sayin' try again later But Tenchi when will they do the next OAV show? Don't know (what's wit AIC?) Dey'll never seal the deal! Hey Yo, now that I'm Jurai though, and I can fly low Knights wanna know how so, why I got mah own show It's gettin dull as wood, Pioneer needs to make good Do it if you could- Tenchi would, and you should We be them butt kickers, wishin we was kissers Covered in fan stickers, girls throw in their knickers Girls in jail and me showin' down With Kagato, tellin me he can go pound for pound And If Miho wanna...trip, then she trip over this So If Ryoko wanna...block, then keep sockin' like this And If Aeka wanna...whip, we can give her a kiss Sesami wanna see the man,well then there's a plot twist Girls Talk, Tenchi listen; Tenchi Talk, Girlies hit him When I fight fly villians; I win, by intervention See the sword and the swish, Kinights swearin' or the wish They could have a show like this-Come on girls, let's go finish If you want universe and Muyo! In da week The only way you'll see it is with Toonami Oh Why Do I Watch dat show? Hey, Must Be The Women! If You Wanna write a little MST On Kiyone getting jiggy with Mihsohi Oh Why Must I Feel This low? Hey, Must Be The Women! If you do a fanart wit me Then just don't any sexy pics of Sesami Oh Why Do I Watch dat show? Hey, Must Be The Women! If You Wanna see some OAV Then try to get them to do series three Oh Why Must I Feel This low? Hey, Must Be The Women! Hey, Must Be The Women! Hey, Must Be The Women! Hey, Must Be The Women! Hey, Must Be The Women! If you wanna go and take a side wit me Four women in the back, which one will it be? Oh Why Do I Watch dat show? Hey, Must Be The Women! If You Wanna fly the sky Wit Me With Aeka getting high with her PVC Oh Why Must I Feel This low? Hey, Must Be The Women! END Well, that took a loooong time. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it, because then I can sleep easy again. That bloody tune was going through my head three nights in a row before I figured out all the rhymes. Sorry about the mention of one of my own fics- it's very bad form, I know. Still, any feedback is greatly appreciated- but I'm looking for good mostly (well, I work hard on these things!) and if it's bad please don't waste your e-mail on me. I'm not worth it. Jim 'Diabolo' Moore 30th June, 2001 comageddon@ntlworld.com or jetset@ntlworld.com